Abnormal CaKe SiMuLaToR
Fri, 04/29/2016 - 05:53
#252
Remember, don't shoot food.
I ask if Zee has any talents or experience baking cake.
I decide to evolve Charley into a P imp.
I draw the summoning ritual (12/18)
Fri, 04/29/2016 - 07:52
#253
I'm a Wizard
Okay it's now Genericogsfield.
Fri, 04/29/2016 - 15:10
#254
<insert title>
Teddy says that indeed he does have baking experience.
Teddy's cake suggestion: Multicolour cake
Ingredients: Cake Mix, Food Colouring
Sat, 04/30/2016 - 12:30
#255
Remember, don't shoot food.
I hand Zeke some snazzy cake mix and tell him to bake some cake.
I continue to draw the summoning ritual while he does this (12/18)
Sat, 04/30/2016 - 17:30
#256
Pickles asks Dee if he knows
Pickles asks Dee if he knows how to make "cake flavoring with the oranges," in which Dee gives a confused look in return.
Dee asks if Pickles meant "orange fruitcake," a cake recipe that may be detailed in the Fruity Cook's Guide, but a recipe that Dee did not learn.
Dee then searches the shop for the Fruity Cook's Guide as he did not keep the book with him through the years.
In curiosity, Dee asks Pickles about his "Dark Ritual."
Sat, 04/30/2016 - 17:52
#257
Guess I'm called Zeke now?
I take the Cake Mix and some food colouring I found lying around on the shelf.
I make a Multicolour Cake- Green, Red.
The colours are extremely bright and shocking and it looks at least moderately more tasty than a Tasteless Slice.
Sat, 04/30/2016 - 19:51
#258
Cake Simulator - Day 8-1
Inventory
Money - $57.00
Snazzy Cake Mix x2
Plain Slice x12
Choco Slice x3
Chocolate x6
Standard Orange x8
Food Coloring
Nightstick (Matik)
Taser (Dee)
Knuckleduster (Pickles)
Early Bird now only activates if you have less than 12 Slices or less than 3 Cupcakes. Early Bird didn't activate today.
Felix wants to buy a Plain Slice.
Price Checker
Plain Slice - $3.25
Choco Slice - $7.00
Cupcake - $3.50
Choco Cupcake - $7.50
Orange Slice - $9.80
Sat, 04/30/2016 - 23:32
#259
Wait what?
I question where my Multicolour Slices went.
I am also curious about Pickles's "summoning ritual".
Since I still don't have the application, I suggest to let Felix buy the Plain Slice.
Sun, 05/01/2016 - 04:54
#260
Sell Felix the Plain Slice.
I
Sell Felix the Plain Slice.
I give Zeke an application and tell him a main question: Does he have skills in fighting?
I also tell him to be honest.
Sun, 05/01/2016 - 05:28
#261
<insert title>
I say that I don't really have much skill in fighting. I am a Level 1 Kid after all.
I have a decent Agility stat though, so non-magic attacks from slower opponents could miss.
I also have skill in jumping up and down and making annoying sounds.
Sun, 05/01/2016 - 06:31
#262
Remember, don't shoot food.
I point out that I don't think Matik can give out applications, but I count it as official anyway.
The summoning ritual is to summon one of the most powerful being in the universe.
I continue to draw the summoning ritual (13/18)
Sun, 05/01/2016 - 09:59
#263
Cake Simulator - Day 8-2
You sold the cake slice. Your balance is now $60.25.
Oh and Teddy, you need permission to use the Easy-Bake Oven. Since I'm just a ghostly wisp controlling fate, you don't ask me.
Estcher comes to the shop. He wants to buy an Orange Slice.
Pickles' summoning circle starts to hum with power.
Charley twiddles his fingers.
Sun, 05/01/2016 - 10:07
#264
Bake the Orange Cake.Haggle
Bake the Orange Cake.
Haggle Estcher.
Help with drawing the ritual (14/18).
Ask Teddy Zeke if he wants training.
Sun, 05/01/2016 - 10:41
#265
Mischievous Occurence
The summoning circle glows a lot more, and even though it's not finished, a strange form starts to generate on it. Before you can get a good look at it, it leaps onto the counter. It's some sort of black cat, nothing like Katie's cat. It sleeps on the counter before you do anything else.
You saw a glint of gold on the cat's neck, but you can't now that it's sleeping.
The summoning circle was unaffected.
Sun, 05/01/2016 - 10:57
#266
Remember, don't shoot food.
The chalk breaks due to too much humming.
I go search for more chalk (15/20)
Give Zim permission to use the Easy-Bake Oven.
Wait until the cat wakes up then see if the gold says anything on it.
Sun, 05/01/2016 - 11:15
#267
What if the cat looks for
What if the cat looks for revenge? What's next? A creature that looks like Katie? Or maybe Katie and Sarah empowered by our friendship or chaos? Whatever it is, it might be either a boss or a powerful minion...
After Pi returns with chalk, I continue drawing or something with the ritual circle (16/20)
Sun, 05/01/2016 - 12:43
#268
Cat Simulator - Day 8-3
Estcher tells you that he's not gonna get haggled.
The cat snoozes.
Why does it take you two more turns to draw the circle?
Sun, 05/01/2016 - 13:14
#269
Remember, don't shoot food.
Because the chalk broke, which now that I think about it, can still be used when "broken."
I ignore this and go get some more chalk anyway. (17/20)
Sun, 05/01/2016 - 13:59
#270
<insert title>
I do want training for the Easy-Bake oven.
Sell the Orange Slice to Escher for the marked price.
Sun, 05/01/2016 - 17:08
#271
[Worried laughter.]
Dee asks Pickles why we are summoning this being in the first place.
Sun, 05/01/2016 - 19:31
#272
Cake Simulator - Day 8-4
You sold the Orange Slice. Your balance is now $70.05.
As soon as Estcher leaves the cat wakes up, yawns, and stares intently at Pickles.
Sun, 05/01/2016 - 19:39
#273
Remember, don't shoot food.
See if the gold says anything on it.
I continue to draw the summoning ritual (18/20)
Sun, 05/01/2016 - 19:53
#274
Examine
The gold bit on the cat's collar reads: 'Mischief' in some fancy text.
Sun, 05/01/2016 - 21:27
#275
I help with drawing anyway.
I help with drawing anyway. (19/20)
LET'S DO IT!
I also ask Crazee Pi if is this cat the strongest being in the universe.
Mon, 05/02/2016 - 02:48
#276
<insert title>
I'm not sure what the summoning ritual will do when completed.
I find a bike helmet randomly lying around for some reason. I equip the Strange Bike Helmet. (+1 defense)
The cat is clearly the strongest being in the universe!
Mon, 05/02/2016 - 05:49
#277
Remember, don't shoot food.
The cat isn't the strongest being in the universe.
I finish drawing the summoning ritual (20/20)
Now we have to get the candles.
I grab the first candle (21/52)
Mon, 05/02/2016 - 16:17
#278
Dee tries to help out Pickles by buying a bulk of birthday candles from the local superstore.
Mon, 05/02/2016 - 16:08
#279
Cat Simulator - Day 8-4
The cat hisses at the Summoning Circle. It keeps sitting on the counter.
What should you name the cat? It doesn't look like it'll be leaving anytime soon.
Oh and the cat isn't the strongest being in the universe.
Mon, 05/02/2016 - 16:17
#280
Remember, don't shoot food.
It says Mischief on the collar, so I assume that's it's name.
I tell Dee that it's not necessary.
I place the first candle on the ritual (22/52)
Mon, 05/02/2016 - 17:19
#281
Oh, okay.
Bored by how uneventful it is at the shop, Dee decides to visit the farmer's market.
Mon, 05/02/2016 - 17:51
#282
<insert title>
Ok, so the cat isn't the strongest being in the universe.
Maybe it's the second strongest.
Mon, 05/02/2016 - 19:11
#283
Cake Simulator - Day 8-5
Timothy wants to buy a Choco Slice.
Their Intellect - 50/100
Your Charisma - 75/110
Katie and Sarah own a shop shall in the farmers market. They sell a variety of orange based products.
Orange Seeds - $4.00
Shiny Orange - $3.00
Orange Pop - $2.00
Orange Juice - $1.50
Mischief walks into your storage room.
Mon, 05/02/2016 - 21:51
#284
Timothy = Timmy
Timothy huh? I remember from X years ago how he managed to scam us.
I am just gonna help with the ritual and place candles. (22/52)
I wonder if the strongest being in the universe might have relations with Mischief.
Tue, 05/03/2016 - 10:24
#285
Before paying a visit to K&S's stall, Dee walks around the market and explores what it has to offer.
Tue, 05/03/2016 - 19:55
#286
Cake Simulator - Day 8-6
Matik, stop being paranoid about Mischief and answer Timothy.
Dee walks around. Mushrooms, Kale, Lettuce, Poison Mushrooms, Mushrooms, Wheat, Cabbages... Nothing fit for a cake.
Mischief comes out of the storage room, holding a live mouse, and starts slapping Charley with it.
AHEM
Tue, 05/03/2016 - 19:40
#287
Remember, don't shoot food.
Charley looks at Mischief from afar, wondering who this "Clarley" was.
I grab the second candle (23/52)
Tue, 05/03/2016 - 19:58
#288
I'm a Wizard
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP ARGGGGGH YOU IMBECILES MUST DIE FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!
Shade disappears once again.
Wed, 05/04/2016 - 01:08
#289
Smithia Robs the Bakery
A stupid bomber named Smithia sends a letter saying;
"ThIs Is a RAnSOm. GiVe all of Ur mOnEEy"
30 minutes later, a normal-heighted stranger walks into the bakery.
"""GIVE ME MY MONEY"""
Smithia's Intellectt - 100/100
Smithia's HP - 1/1
Smithia's armor - Unbreakable
Smithia's skills
Headbunt - Deals 1 damage to yourself and opponent (level 10 )
Almost -Kill - Takes away 99% of opponent's remaining HP ( level 10 )
Halfway-Kill - Takes away 50% of opponent's remaining HP ( level 9 )
Quarter-Kill - Takes away 25% of opponent's remaining HP ( level 8 )
Shout - Stuns the enemy for 5 seconds ( level 1 )
Smithia knows that you have $70.05
What do you do?
-fight
-give money
-run away
PS. I do not know what attacks you can do. Please ask Blazecat for that.
Wed, 05/04/2016 - 06:04
#290
Remember, don't shoot food.
Haggle Timothy, Charley takes the mouse and walks off, tell the stranger to go get some actual health, look up more magic spells, and place the second candle (24/52)
Wed, 05/04/2016 - 07:58
#291
Ahem
Mischief hisses at Smithia.
Wed, 05/04/2016 - 11:24
#292
This farmers' market really IS lame.
Feeling slightly paranoid, Dee purchases 3 caps of poison mushrooms.
Dee then visits Katie and Sarah. He reintroduces himself and asks them how they've been doing over the years.
Wed, 05/04/2016 - 21:10
#293
@Smithia so you are basically
@Smithia so you are basically telling us that you can be instakilled if we will find a weakpoint in your armor.
Because I forgot the Timmy's scams...I will go ahead and haggle Timothy, assuming he's the Timmy of the past.
Wed, 05/04/2016 - 22:07
#294
Cake Simulator - Day 8-7
You convinced Timothy that those prices were the Sunday prices. Boom. Nine bucks.
Your balance is now $79.05.
Now you must challenge Smithia!
Thu, 05/05/2016 - 03:50
#295
Seriously?
Are you guys kidding me?
Smithia watches inside the store as you receive the nine bucks.
After you receive the money, Smithia throws a smoke bomb, scaring Timothy away.
As the smoke fades away, you see Smithia holding a sword.
Dealing with the customer has given Smithia time to go get a rusted sword and a bag of bombs!
Now, Smithia's skills are;
Headbunt - Deals 1 damage to yourself and opponent (level 10 )
Almost -Kill - Takes away 99% of opponent's remaining HP ( level 10 )
Halfway-Kill - Takes away 50% of opponent's remaining HP ( level 9 )
Quarter-Kill - Takes away 25% of opponent's remaining HP ( level 8 )
Shout - Stuns the enemy for 5 seconds ( level 1 )
Bang - Hits the enemy with sword ( level 10 )
Boom - Use a bomb
Smithia's Weapons
Rusted Sword (Poor Quality)
Damage - 1
Special Effect - Tetanus ( Special Effects have a 150% effect on enemy )
Poison Bomb - Opponent's next attack is reduced by 50%
Fire Bomb - 1% chance of bursting into fire & 1 damage
Freeze Bomb - 1% chance of freezing everyone (EVERYONE)
What do you do?
-Fight
-Give money
-Run
Thu, 05/05/2016 - 05:45
#296
Remember, don't shoot food.
I poke Smitha, instakilling them due to the fact that they only have 1 hp.
If they are still alive, I point Smitha to Charley.
I grab the third candle (25/52)
Thu, 05/05/2016 - 06:07
#297
I punch Smithia in the face,
I punch Smithia in the face, instakilling them.
I grab the fourth candle (26/52)
Thu, 05/05/2016 - 07:36
#298
Cake Simulator - Day 8-8
Both of your attacks failed. Seriously, why are you guys such failures?
Mischief walks up to Smithia and casts Lacerate on her. Smithia is now bleeding while wearing indestructible armor.
Thu, 05/05/2016 - 13:54
#299
Uh, hello?
Dee stands awkwardly in front of Katie and Sarah's stall counter, awaiting a response. He wonders if they even acknowledge his presence.
Thu, 05/05/2016 - 15:55
#300
Ahem
Katie and Sarah say that they've been selling a lot of orange juice from their portable Orange tree of infinity over the last few years, unlike you because all you've done is activate a time warp.
Teddy says, " 'Ey, Pickles, can I have an application?"
Or something like that.
(P.S. I like the name "Genericity")