Gimme dem haikus! Submissions close Friday at 5:00pm server time!

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1. IGN: Digguisawesome (my real name is not diggu)
2. Star of Gear:5star with a 4star shield(wise owlite)
3. How often do you play?:5 to 6 times a week
4. Timezone? IST (im in india right now)
5. Do you play Lockdown or enjoy playing LD?:I love playing LD.I'm going for final flourish,i have grand flourish level 7 (almost 8).Right now i play with DA and i just take leviathan along.sometimes i use leviathan's charge attack too(once i killed a guy with 2 charge attacks :D).i take my grand flourish too sometimes.max damage is 9.5 or 9.7k (with DA).I'm absolutely sure that i can do like 30k damage with FF.
6. Why do you want to join Impervious?: I want to join Impervious because its the kind of guild I'm looking for.You guys are very active too and have many guild runs and guild lockdown(I'v never played lockdown with a guild before cause the players were very inactive :(
This is the first time I'm trying out for a guild because otherwise I used to accept someone's request to join their guild only when i thought that it was better than the one which i was in.For me there is no guild better than impervious :D

1. IGN: Digguisawesome (my real name is not diggu)
2. Star of Gear:5star with a 4star shield(wise owlite)
3. How often do you play?:5 to 6 times a week
4. Timezone? IST (im in india right now)
5. Do you play Lockdown or enjoy playing LD?:I love playing LD.I'm going for final flourish,i have grand flourish level 7 (almost 8).Right now i play with DA and i just take leviathan along.sometimes i use leviathan's charge attack too(once i killed a guy with 2 charge attacks :D).i take my grand flourish too sometimes.max damage is 9.5 or 9.7k (with DA).I'm absolutely sure that i can do like 30k damage with FF.
6. Why do you want to join Impervious?: I want to join Impervious because its the kind of guild I'm looking for.You guys are very active too and have many guild runs and guild lockdown(I'v never played lockdown with a guild before cause the players were very inactive :(
This is the first time I'm trying out for a guild because otherwise I used to accept someone's request to join their guild only when i thought that it was better than the one which i was in.For me there is no guild better than impervious :D

Haiku submissions are now closed (well, closed several hours ago, but just in case guildies weren't in-game when it was announced)! All submissions will be forwarded to our wonderful volunteer judges, and we'll hopefully be able to announce winners tomorrow evening-ish! Stay tuned!

We're very excited to announce the winners of our first official Impervious Haiku Contest! A big THANK YOU to the volunteer judges, and to all our participants for your wonderful haikus!

First Place: Owao's Ode to Brownknee:
A battle of sweets,
the Brownknee versus brownies.
Both chocolatey treats.

Second Place: Zorofab! For his touching Tribute to Ginungagap:
Uh… Ginungagap.
That names eats up syllables,
oh, Ginungagap.

Third Place: Yfke! Who captures the essence of haiku in his Ode to Swarley:
If I say mommy,
everyone gets excited.
She does not like it.

Next, the winners of our three special categories:

Funniest: Owao's Ode to Brownknee sweeps again!

Best Tribute: Dinosrwar! For his wonderful tribute to Jethrotron:
Do robots dream of
electric kats? His voltedge
charges while he sleeps.

Worst: Cordiceps' marvelous Ode to Produkt:
When he sits, Produkt
is a sitting duck. When he
planks, he is a duct.

Here are the rest of our wonderful entries:

Owao: Tribute to Invincibility
He’s Impervious.
He’s Invincibility.
He’s a knight of flames.

Aznassn: Tribute to Sciasz
A hidden leader,
the man behind the curtain.
Just who is Sciasz?

Aznassn: Ode to Emounslayer
What’s a flightless bird
related to the ostrich?
Emounslayer!

Zorofab: Tribute to Playerman/Maaimaai
Playerman and Maai,
always poking the other.
Maai pokes Player. Poke!

Vitorakun: Ode to Rizeal
Rizeal, king of hearts,
full of love and cute. Don’t say
a dress, IT’S A KILT!

Rizeal: Captures the essence of Maaimaai
She’s the silent storm,
she’s quiet until she strikes.
Be afraid of Maai

Rizeal: Heartfelt tribute to Ginungagap
A true gentleman.
He will keep his loyalty.
The true loyal friend.

Cordiceps: Ode to Kingkrystal
A king of crystals,
and king of disconnecting.
Dude, how do you play!?

Cameraboy: Solves the mystery of Projectshadow
Hes in the shadows,
and working on a project.
Wonder why he’s pale?

Cameraboy: A Tribute to Produkt
Wiping out the team,
done with professionalism.
Produkt of the ages.

Yfke: Ode to Toshk
So confused was he,
decided to switch gender.
How Nindz became Toshk

Dinosrwar: Tribute to Aznassn
There were Trojans in
the fire. “Whoop-shaw!” she blitzed one,
and gave me its hearts.

~Thanks again to all our participants!

told you guys my "worst" entry was tough competition :D

Who is nergee? OwO

EDIT: Ohai cordi

nergee is your MOM, owao.

EDIT: MOM = Master of Masculinity.

wrong convertion to GMT time ;(
my fault

Preferred Time:
- Saturday, June 9th at 9pm EST / 6pm PST / 1am GMT
- Sunday, June 10th at 9am EST / 6am PST / 1pm GMT

found one useful tool for time convertion

Cheers for free SL event! Can't wait! Thanks Toshk and Swarles XD XD

1. IGN: Trydeth
2. Star of Gear: Completely 5*. About 4 complete armor sets, 16 weapons, and three shields.
3. How often do you play?: Depends on whether I am working or not. Also depends on the guild I am in. Within a guild, I will play for hours one days I am not working doing KoA and SLs.
4. Timezone? EST.
5. Do you play Lockdown or enjoy playing LD?: Initially I was turned off from it due to my lack of skill in it, partially due to lack of knowledge of LD gameplay but it has enticed me when I was playing the test server rounds and may be interested in it in the future.
(We have many players who love it and others who don't and we respect that. However it would be nice to have more knights who would be flexible enough to jump in if needed to get a game going)
6. Why do you want to join Impervious? Your answers to my concerns pleased me. I have been looking for a new guild to get into after the collapse of Guild and was hoping to find a friendly and experience team of players to join and contribute to.

Azkaellion here, bump for the awesome Sl event! Even though I was late... Thanks so much Tosh and Swarley!

In that wall screenshot i see most of Impervious members are using BTS :3

1. IGN: Dalektardis
2. Star of Gear: 5* but I am currently heating 4* gear
3. How often do you play?: Up to 8 hours per day, depending on how nice it is outside.
4. Timezone?: GMT -5:00
5. Do you play Lockdown or enjoy playing LD?: I sometimes play LD, but when I do I enjoy it.
6. Why do you want to join Impervious?: I'm currently a freelancer, and a fun populated guild would not do any harm.

When there's an opening, this is right here^
c:

@Iaze I uh am pretty sure that we don't recruit someone if they are unwilling but rather we only recruit those that uh, apply.

...Or from what you are saying, I think you meant "recruit me if you are interested to have me in the guild"?

Hey Swarley, since the last patch I haven't been able to update the game or play at all D: I posted in tech issues and also emailed support so I'm trying to get it worked out, don't remove me as inactive. Thanksss.

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Second Impervious Shadow Lair Event will be held on Saturday, June 23rd and Sunday, June 24th and this time's theme is IQ (Ice Queen). To clear up a misunderstanding that had place last time, I point out that shadow keys will be provided for all teams absolutely free.

Application form
IGN (in-game name):
IQ SL Experience (rate from 1-10, 10 being most experienced):
Preferred Time:
- Saturday, June 23rd at 9pm EST / 6pm PST / 1am GMT
- Sunday, June 24th at 9am EST / 6am PST /1pm GMT
Tool for time convertion
Preferred Server: US/EU

Submissions will close on Friday at 11:59pm PST (server time).

!!!!!For more information please refer to second post in this thread!!!!!

NOTE: read second post about where to send application!

...That "because of [censored names]" bit was unnecessary, don´t you think?

I never pointed out any names anyway, just a reason

Also, meeeeeehhhhhhhhh now I'll never get ice queen echo stone T.T

Have fun y'all :>

IGN (in-game name): Jonathansiu

IQ SL Experience (rate from 1-10, 10 being most experienced): 8

Preferred Time:
- Saturday, June 23rd at 9pm EST / 6pm PST / 1am GMT
(I'm fine with both in fact)

Preferred Server: US

edit: woops sry first time joining didn't know the rules XD

1.My IGN is xepathenator 2.I have 4*star coat and the rest 3* 3.I play every day 4. +2 5.I enjoy playing LD 6.I want to join Impervious cause it does LD a lot and i my friend shared his acc with me for a period and he was a member of impervious and i really liked being a member of Impervious

i cant do SL cuz im bizzy this weekend, good luck peepz.

RL problem couldn't make it ;(

I hope there was replacement >.<