What happened last night?
I was one level away from the core when i barely realize that i was out of energy... T-T
It took me forever... Now I got to go through the clockworks to get there..... Stupid engery
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Wed, 01/04/2012 - 18:02
#852
What happened last night?
Wed, 01/04/2012 - 19:46
#853
Question 01/04/12
What
Question 01/04/12
What happened last night?
Lesee... people died, people played SPiral Knights, people went to the bathroom, people read, people ate food, people walked around, people stared into blank space, people slept, people fixed stuff, people used the telephone an tv and computer, people went to school, people got arrested, people payed games, people wrote stuff down, people did their laundry, people took a shower/bath, people hacked the government's private server thing, people fell off the roof trying to take off their Christmas lights, people got drunk, people partied, people mowed their lawn, people brushed their teeth, people answered the question of the day, people drove their car, people took a walk, people destroyed something, people did... um...
PEOPLE DID STUFF. HAPPY?
(P.S, Remind me to never use math questions again...)
I like math problems...
Wed, 01/04/2012 - 21:41
#854
Question 01/04/12
What
Question 01/04/12
What happened last night?
*sings*
5 PM, dashing to the computer, gotta play some games
Gotta have some dinner, with a delicious glass of milk
Watching the start up load bar, shoveling food in my mouth
Gotta get my game on, I open steam
Sonic Generations in my quick list
Skyrim in my most played
Gotta make mind up
Which game shall I play?
It's SK, SK, gotta play some SK
Gotta try and kill Vana for some tokens
SK, SK, gunna play some SK
I just hope I don't wipe it up and waste my energy!
Wed, 01/04/2012 - 22:03
#855
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And to the winners who noticed, Yes I broke my auto response. I'll make a new fancier one...
Wed, 01/04/2012 - 22:11
#856
Question 01/05/12
Where does
Question 01/05/12
Where does Basil live?
Basil lives in a rather large and elegant mansion in the core where he rolls in the crowns of foolish knights who buy his recipes. He also drinks the tears of sad knights who get to him only to find nothing good/nothing stocked.
Wed, 01/04/2012 - 22:13
#857
1-5-2012
Where does Basil Live?
He's dead. I killed him and stole all his recipes. Don't believe me? Let me see... Argent Peacemaker recipe? D'oh!
Thu, 01/05/2012 - 03:46
#858
1/5/12
Where does Basil live?
Isn't it obvious? He lives in the Clockwork terminal. He just has a ton of clones who d exactly the same thing, and each day, they just cycle though the gates. That's how the recipes end up different.
Either that, OR he lives in the universal time stream, existing ACROSS time, so he is in fact everywhen we see him. This explains how he can be somewhere before we get there AFTER we see him. With his consciousness transcending the defining barriers of time and being, everything he knows, he knows so already. Tell him you like waffles, he already knows. Why? Because he heard you say it an infinite amount of times in an infinite number of moments before you got there.
With such a sophisticated existence, he just says he's a Travelling Merchant.
Also, when he's feeling particularly sadistic, he will deliberately give you the recipes you DON'T WANT YO BUY.
Such is the curse of basil.
Thu, 01/05/2012 - 05:57
#859
Where does Basil live?
Where does Basil live?
It's not just him he is a twin to 100 siblings, they all wait around in the clockwork just to wait for some knight to buy off of them. They hides there because they steal recipes from the AH. So the police come looking for them, but there to scared to go into the clockworks, so hes trap there, and made it his home
Thu, 01/05/2012 - 09:15
#860
1/5/11
"Where does Basil live?"
He lives inside his magical hat :D
Thu, 01/05/2012 - 11:14
#861
Basil is my roomie. We both
Basil is my roomie. We both share a pod that has secret tunnels leading to the clockworks where he goes and sells his wares.......And we both think its funny when he sells people those lame recipes hehehehe
Thu, 01/05/2012 - 13:12
#862
1/5/12
Basil lives under a bridge, like all other trolls. And when us "Billyknights" come along to get to the greener recipes, he tolls us with annoyingly high prices on stuff that we don't want. Of course, this is just "meadow for Ickle". Or something like that. I think.
Or he's just a travelling merchant whos wares automatically shuffle. But even then, I think he still lives under a bridge. :D
Thu, 01/05/2012 - 14:01
#863
Basil.....
1/5/12
Basil lives nowhere...... he is a ninja who hides in the shadows and jumps out and asks you to buy recipes....
It's all very mysterious but apparently he uses his ninja skill to sneak down to the clockworks terminals unseen and when a party comes he reveals himself...
Thu, 01/05/2012 - 14:08
#864
1-5-12
Question 01/05/12
Where does Basil live?
I fed him to Vanaduke since i don't want those SKs to buy recipes so they can upgrade their weapons so they can kill my masterrrrr.
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WHOOPS forgot to take kozma...
Forestmacedonia thinks: "Hes going to demote me for this :S"
Thu, 01/05/2012 - 14:10
#865
QOTD 1/5/12
where does basil live?
basil lives in my chimney which has been blocked off so he cannot sneak into my house and setal our food to stock up for the "supposed" coming end of days. he also wanted my SK account but i said he cannot since he is a main part of the game anyway. BTW if you have ever noticed that he has no recipes in stock/no good ones thats cause i told him to keep all the good ones to himself so he can one day take back control of the town of haven......which i will assist him with and i will be king!
i also make sure to feed him one kentucky fried snipe every day...XD.
Thu, 01/05/2012 - 21:05
#866
1/5/12
Where does Basil live?
Basil lives in your arsenal. You usually don't see him because, well, he is hiding since he steals your recipes when you're not looking ( whoops, that was supposed to be a secret). He only comes out at terminals because it's the only place he is guarenteed a place he can heal at all times (WIMP!). Why don't you see him in Haven? Because last time Brinks nearly blew him up with a Fang of Vog cuz he reeaaally wanted Basil's hat. (check the AH Brinks!)
Thu, 01/05/2012 - 22:37
#867
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Thu, 01/05/2012 - 22:49
#868
Thanks Mr Snipe Guy!
Or would you prefer Impostonick?
1/6/12
What is the first thing I'd make with a bag of legos?
I'd make a lot of things. I'd make a lego Snipe, a Lego sword, a lego version of Boswick's bush, a Lego RT, a Lego JK, Hm...Vanaduke would be too complicated...
But first and foremost!
I'd make a GIANT Lego out of legos!
Thu, 01/05/2012 - 22:54
#869
1/6/12
What's the first thing you'd make with a large bag of Legos?
I would make stuff... and more stuff... AND EVEN MORE STUFF!!...AND OVER 9000 STUFF!
:P
Fri, 01/06/2012 - 03:46
#870
1-6-12
Question 1/6/12
What is the first thing I'd make with a bag of legos?
MINECRAFT BASEEEE <3
Fri, 01/06/2012 - 05:56
#871
What's the first thing you'd make with a large bag of Legos?
What's the first thing you'd make with a large bag of Legos?
I will make a Skolver Outfits...with the Ash of Agni Bomb....with the Cold Iron Vanquisher....with a Neutralizer.... AKA my dream oufits....
Okay now im inspire...Okay im going to actually make that but not with logos but with Pepakura....stay tune
Fri, 01/06/2012 - 06:58
#872
What's the first thing you'd make with a large bag of Legos?
I would make nothing, and the reasoning is thus:
The bag of Legos, having no stated previous arrangement, is assumed to be in a state of absolutely random distribution. This state of a random distribution of Legos has the highest entropy of any combination in (given that they are already inside it) and as such is inevitably to occur eventually anyway.
Fri, 01/06/2012 - 08:01
#873
if i had 10,000CE
if i had 10,000CE i would give recuits alot of ce helping them craft gear and buy weapons
Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:56
#874
Question 01/06/12
What's the
Question 01/06/12
What's the first thing you'd make with a large bag of Legos?
Answer 01/06/12
I'd create a spiral knight version of my character ----> http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c273/shadowcrazy/Shadowcrazy%20the%20S...
Fri, 01/06/2012 - 13:57
#875
01/06/12 Question
What's the first thing you'd make with a large bag of Legos?
I would create a large bag of Legos, and I would proceed to place the extra Legos (and the bag they came in) in that bag made of Legos.
Fri, 01/06/2012 - 14:28
#876
QOTD 1/6/12
what's the first thing you'd make with a large bag of legos?
I would make a scale concept model of the Skylark, then i would make a scale version of Haven with a lot of expansion work so there is more than a bazaar, arcade, and town square, then I would make a scale model of cradle on which i would randomly place the scale model of haven with the concept model of the Skylark orbiting the planet and in the center of Cradel, if you rotated the different levels of it correctly, you would see a scale model of the Core, in which would be a chocolate chip cookie that i stole from Kuger...XD yeah i still have one of your cookies Kuger!
Fri, 01/06/2012 - 15:14
#877
Question 01/06/12
What's the first thing you'd make with a large bag of Legos?
I would sell it to make money.
Fri, 01/06/2012 - 17:23
#878
Question 01/06/12
What's the
Question 01/06/12
What's the first thing you'd make with a large bag of Legos?
I would make a giant lego out of the legos, then I would create another giant lego out of those giant legos. Legoception!
Fri, 01/06/2012 - 18:06
#879
ah legos :)
If I had a giant bag of legos I doubt i'd make anything.
I'd dump them all out looking for all the cool ninja and knights and weapons and put them aside
Then in theory i make them epic forts, cars & spaceships for the upcoming war.
but really i end up stepping on a couple hundred pieces, get pissed and put them all away
Fri, 01/06/2012 - 19:54
#880
QOTD
Question 01/06/12
What's the first thing you'd make with a large bag of Legos?
first thing i'd make with a bag of legos would be a troll face, mainly to troll my friends when they try to steal my stuff again...
Fri, 01/06/2012 - 21:16
#881
1/6/12
If you had a giant bag of legos what would you make?
well, i would (attempt to) replicate this entirely lego lake monster located in downtown disney.
http://www.360cities.net/image/lego-ness-monster
(yes that is all legos, and yes, it is FREAKING AWESOME!!!!)
Fri, 01/06/2012 - 21:17
#882
01/06/12
I would definiatly make a space ship, call it the Skylark, then throw it against the ground yelling banshee cries. The ship would explode (because of my banshee screams of course) and I would make a planet out of the pieces. Then I would trip on the planet, not only causing me to emit more banshee screams, but also reveiling the core at the center, in which I would mine out millions of pieces of crystal energy. If that didn't work, I would suffice on Kuger's crystal energy instead. :D
Then when all had failed, I would sell the legos and use the money to buy a lot of crystal energy, and an awesome Stranger Hat.
Then again, you are only implying that the bag of legos is large, and that there could be as little as two bricks in there. Then I would add them to the giant pile of legos that sits somewhere in my house, as distant reminder to my childhood, in which I could of done all of which I have stated above. Including the part about banshee screams. But It would be way more awesome if it was filled with enough legos to build Cradle, because I would do it. :D
Sat, 01/07/2012 - 00:05
#883
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Sat, 01/07/2012 - 00:21
#884
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My Manors lie in all places of the clockworks.
BACKSTORY!
I used to have 4 manors, here on Cradle. They were a little shack in some woods, a lab, a castle, and a whole kingdom.
One day, there was a HUGE geological shift, and before my startled eyes, my quiet shack and all the land around it just disappeared below the surface.
Each of my manors disappeared in turn, each very much the same way.
I scoured the clockworks, diving deeper and deeper into the abyss, searching for my manors...
DISASTER.
My little shack had been completely destroyed, and where it stood now dwelled the beast of the Night, the Snarbolax.
My little wood was now known as the Gloaming Wildwoods.
My lab was even worse. Gremlins had taken it over, and had produced huge, menacing machines and all sorts of terrifying mechanaloids from it, now known as the Ironclaw Munitions Factory.
My nice castle had been overrun by countless jellies, ruled by the selfish, slob of a sovereign, the Royal Jelly, who turned my castle into his personal palace. The Royal Jelly Palace.
As for my little kingdom, a dark lord of fire mistook it for his own lost kingdom, and set it ablaze to make it more homely. Now he guards it fiercely, challenging all who enter the Firestorm Citadel...
And that, since you ask, is what happened to my manors. Taken over and overrun, they are no longer mine, not even manors.
They are now deathtraps.
Sat, 01/07/2012 - 05:40
#885
1/7/12
"Where are your Manors?"
What do you mean?
I have none!
Unless you meant my manners, which would be a different story....
PS: I fulfilled one of my goals, I see :D
Sat, 01/07/2012 - 05:54
#886
where are your manors?
my manors only count for anything in a fancy restaurant, where i do my best to be as proper as possible... outside the restaurant... well thats a whole other story, and i dont wanna bore you with my home-life details
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OH, manORS... well... in my case, mannERS is a longer story than manORS... see that little shack over thata-way... yea
Sat, 01/07/2012 - 06:49
#887
QOTD 1/7/12
where are my manors?
i sold them to a pyromaniac for 10k in chocolate coins, forgot to give him the deeds to the manors, and then found out he burned them down. afterwhich i recieved compensation for them which i buried somewhere inside of Cradel's core.
Sat, 01/07/2012 - 10:45
#888
1/7/12
Where are my manors?
To be honest, i don't know where my manors are. But i can tell you where my manners went. :)
The story goes like this:
So one day, Shut-Up, Idiot, and their dog Manners where walking through the woods. But then, Idiot got lost, so Shut-Up ran to the police while Manners waited outside. Shut-Up burst in shouting "Help! That Idiot got lost in the woods!" The policeman said "Wait! What's your name?" Shut-Up responded "Shut-Up!"
Police: "No seriously, what's your name?"
SU: "Shut-Up!"
Police: "... Where are you manners?"
SU: "Outside! Anyways..."
Sat, 01/07/2012 - 11:50
#889
Fixed typo, Its suppose to be
Fixed typo, Its suppose to be Manners. I'll still count all previous answers and they'll have just as much chance to win as any new ones. Sorry for my derp!
Sat, 01/07/2012 - 14:04
#890
Question 01/07/12
Where's
Question 01/07/12
Where's your manners!?
Answer 01/07/12
at the deepest depths of the clockworks ;)
Sat, 01/07/2012 - 14:22
#891
D:
wheres your manners?
im sad tell u guys that i dont have any. cause its not anything a teenager like me needs :P
Sat, 01/07/2012 - 19:16
#892
My answer
(1/7/12)
Where are my manners?
Think about this for a sec. We go to this place where we can DIE. DIE. That's pretty serious. And then here you are, with this whole manners thing. When you go to the clockworks, you don't need anything as useless as your manners! Will your please and may I's help you against things that don't even speak ? Go on, try it. The next time you go up against a gun puppy, go up and ask it "May you please kill yourself?" But no, that won't work, because even simple machines understand that common sense doesn't let you do that (you need a lack of it to do so.)
Sat, 01/07/2012 - 23:58
#893
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........D'oh!
I'll fix my auto response I swear, I'm just lazy.
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 03:25
#894
Question 01/08/12
What do
Question 01/08/12
What do Snipes do when no ones looking?
They log onto the forums and troll people. They post images to auctions where the bid is 1 crown while all the knights scramble back online and bid until it hits the 999,999 price. They undercut really good prices of the thread/user below them.
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 03:37
#895
1/8/12
What do snipes do when no-one is looking?
You see, the snipes that we all see cutely staring at us in Haven are actually on their break from their part-time job.
When we aren't looking, they go on their work-shift.
They head over the the Gardens, where Monomi is actually a hidden passage into a secret underground chamber, where the snipes begin their work...
Some of them don armour, others climb into larger machines, whichever way you look at it...
The Snipes are the monsters we face in the clockworks!
Retrodes, Lumbers, scuttlebots, jellies even, they're all just organic/mechanic forms the snipes take control of to try and destroy us in haven.
Some who can't be bothered fighting even wear a stranger costume and call themselves 'Basil' to sell us recipes.
Sometimes they feel like trolling us, so they make sure they have the recipes you DON'T need (THIS is why you don't dscuss needed recipes in haven! Snipes see/hear ALL)
Snipes control thw whole of the clockworks from the shadows. They are the Jelly king, they pilot the Roarmulus Twins, they're the ones in the tacky Snarbolax suit.
You see those angry eyes behind vanadukes mask? That is a VERY ticked off snipe. He HATES that job he gets, because 1) He has to get pwned constantly 2) He doesn't get paid well, and 3) Have you seriously not noticed how hot it is in FSC? He has to be there the WHOLE DAY.
No wonder hes cranky.
Watch yourselves. The snipe see all, hear all, and soon enough, they will know all there is to know about us. And they will use that information to destroy us.
Remember, the walls have ears...
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 03:58
#896
1/8/12
poor snipes cant fly very high or for a long time so they smoke weed in theyre free time to atleast feel how it is to be high
nuff said
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 13:12
#897
1/8/12
What do snipes do when no one's looking?
They are Pan-Dimensional beings that are by far the smartest things in haven. They are the supreme controllers of the clockworks, which is simply a gate to all of their dimensions that they rule, and can "stitch" together ruled dimensions to create clockworks levels. They rule from the core, which is the gateway to all dimensions. This is why you never see them in the clockworks. In the dimension that houses haven, they take the form of harmless birds, because no one even questions anything cute and cuddly.
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 06:40
#898
Answer
Question 01/08/12
What do Snipes do when no ones looking?
People say they're cute... NEWSFLASH ! When no ones looking they go to their secret passage (Which i know all 'bout buut let's keep ut a secret) and TAKE OFF THEIR MAKE UP!! sick...
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 06:51
#899
What do Snipes do when no ones looking?
this ones kinda obvious :D
obviusly the use their mind controlling powers and bend the strangers to their will.
people think the gremlins are the masterminds behind the clockworks. nope, not at all. ofc the snipes are controlling the gremlins to build things that can destroy us, bc hey want our "shinies"
they also created the strangers to carry them around, but as of recently, some snipes use KNIGHTS as their walking cameras(sniped stranger hats)
ever notice the snipes in the AH, countin their money?
ever notice how there are snipes in the TRAINING hall? what are they training for? O.o
Also, they send out their gremlin armies in decon zones, ever wonder where all those gremlins came from?
they can also send in enemy agents! the send in agents called " mecha knights" they say there gonna help us, but really the "mechas" throw enemies into us, and shock us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there is even and enemy agent infiltrating the bazaar! its only PRETENDING to be broken, dont trust it! its bc of THAT "mecha" that enemies ALWAYS know when to spawn to ambush us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and last but not least........ where are the snipes in the clockworks? i will tell ya were, their obviously controlling the constructs, trying to destroy us. ooh, double agents O.o
can u not see this EBIL???!!!!!
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 11:02
#900
1/8/12
Snipes continue to spin around after people stop watching them. They are completely harmless and are only good intentioned. I mean, I obviously not being held at gunpoint by an evil snipe bent to destroy all knights and lag up the system by spinning so fast. Also, this is not what this so-called evil snipe looks like. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/LCC_551/Spiral%20Knights/SpiralSp.... YOU GOT TO HELP ME!
Question 01/04/12
What happened last night?
I had had too much apple juice and staggered through the Clockworks with nothing but my toxic needle. I was shouting "arrows in the knees for all" and proceeded to fire at various mobs in the Clockworks. After being chased down numerous floors by various enemies, I found myself in Vanaduke's lair. Let's just say he wasn't enthusiastic about my intrusion. He torched me on the spot and I had no choice but to return to Haven, where I fell asleep on this sofa.
Oh, you weren't asking why I was sleeping on the sofa... You wanted to know why the apartment was a pig sty. Oh... well... what can I say? I'm lazy. I hate doing my chores, so being the good roommate I am, I leave the cleaning to you, because I know you like it. Please disregard that earlier story, I don't want anyone to know why all the mobs are so angry today.