A kleptolisk. need i say more?
Question of the day! (win ce) (Closed until further notice)
Sun, 12/18/2011 - 10:44
#652
12/18/11
Sun, 12/18/2011 - 13:24
#653
it's-a me
Question 12/18/11
Who stole my cookies? :(
I DID! Because cookie monster died from overeating >:3
( i lie, I stole 'em because I'm poor :D )
Sun, 12/18/2011 - 13:34
#654
Chuck norris
Question 12/18/11
Chuck norris thats WHO!
Sun, 12/18/2011 - 15:46
#655
12/18/11 who stole my cookies
Yeah... um... you see, I was feeling hungry... so I went into your kitchen and um... well, I couldn't find anything good in the fridge, and I saw the cookie jar... I like cookies, you know... so I smashed the jar against the floor to get the cookies out, so that's why there's a bunch of broken plastic on your kitchen floor... and.. um... borrowed... yeah, borrowed them and headed into the clockworks... I was planning to return them and buy you a new cookie jar after I had finished eati- um... I mean borrowing them.
But in the clockworks... um... the Cookie Monster came and stole the cookies... so...
THE COOKIE MONSTER STOLE YOUR COOKIES. I BLAME HIM.
Sun, 12/18/2011 - 16:01
#656
Story
the monster grabbed ur
Story
the monster grabbed ur cookie,then duck killed monster,then duck burned because she was standing in jelly poo,which had temperature of lava,because it was on direct sunlight.
After some time,vanaduke has sent his slag guards for cookies,because his troll face,the cookies melted..ground took them.
Roarmulus twins tend to fight each other for cookies,this is bad when knight is in midlle.
Even,snarbolax goes underground to find cookies!!
He is very depressed with c cookies.
Jelly King isnt worried,however.He puts mini jellies on stick..and eats them roasted :)
Nekinovi loves donuts,however,theres an chance,that cookies wouldnt bad go either..
Sun, 12/18/2011 - 17:43
#657
12/18/11
You silly billies, it couldn't have been the Cookie Monster, since cookies are now his *sometimes snack* (-.- really?)
As for who actually took your cookies, I say Sullivan took them.
The Santy Hats don't smell of gingerbread for no reason.
Plus cookies go great with coffee.
Sun, 12/18/2011 - 19:34
#658
"Who stole my cookies?
"Who stole my cookies? :("
You sure you didn't give them to the admins? Could've sworn I saw Boswick with a plate not that long ago....
Sun, 12/18/2011 - 21:02
#659
December 18, 2011
Who stole my cookies? :(
Nom nom nom n--oh, er, hi there, didn't see you. This? Uh, no no, not a cookie, just...chips. Really fat chips. That I bought. From the supermarket. Yeah. Crumbs? What, this pile of. Uh. Itty bitty cardboard bits? Those are from my craft project earlier! Seriously. I was making a...oh fine, I took one--ONE--cookie. I dunno where the rest when. ;c
Sun, 12/18/2011 - 21:21
#660
But your cookies were not stolen.
They were instead deleted as you removed the temporary cookies from your internets.
Sun, 12/18/2011 - 21:51
#661
SNARBY
Question 12/18/11
Who stole my cookies? :(
Why, Snarbolax did, my dear. Why do you think he hangs around in the ground all the time and stalks you?
He wants to find your cookies!
Sun, 12/18/2011 - 22:58
#662
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No one stole them. You accidentally sent them to me instead of my energy. I want my energy. BTW I loved the cookies :P
Sun, 12/18/2011 - 23:17
#663
Previous Winners
Previous Winners 12/18/11
Gospel
Nekinovi
New question 12/19/11
Mon, 12/19/2011 - 05:38
#664
12/19/11
I want his hat
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kWG300O9F4M/S_rex95W6NI/AAAAAAAABgk/GxwrhVq9n8...
yes, that's snape
Mon, 12/19/2011 - 06:07
#665
Question 12/19/11 If you made an accessory, What would it be?
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111217222716/leagueoflegends/ima...
An extra hand on your shoulder :D
If possible i want it to swing around as when u're attacking with a sword. You know, in a imitating way.
and when u're shooting with hand gun i want it to do an imaginary hand gun shooting gesture (where u fold your ring and pinky finger and recoil and u "shoot".)
PS. I removed the evil from your thread from being a thread ending with 666 comments
Mon, 12/19/2011 - 09:00
#666
12/19/11
"If you made an accessory, what would it be?"
1. Extra large backpack! Hubby loves backpacks!
2. Tortoise shell backpack! I love tortoises! I know there's the Stone Tortoise and Omega Shell but I want one I can wear while using a shield in combat, haha.
3. A gator for your hair, after this adorable children book: http://www.amazon.com/Girl-Her-Gator-Sean-Bryan/dp/1559707984
4. Things you can put on armor side instead of armor front- it would be a whole new slot, but it would be cool. Basically where the parrying blades already go, but if we could have canteens that hang there, too, and things like that.
5. We have swords, so why not guns? :D
6. Coat of arms on a flag!
7. Monocle :D
8. A ribbon tied in a bow that goes where the flower goes, instead of where the existing ribbon goes.
9. Accessories for the plume? Teehee XD
Okay, I'm done. For now.
Mon, 12/19/2011 - 10:53
#667
12/19/11
It would be something that made my sword look like a (green) lightsaber :3
Mon, 12/19/2011 - 11:34
#668
Question 12/19/11
If you made an accessory, What would it be?
A giant cannon duct-taped to one's head. (nonfunctional of course)
Mon, 12/19/2011 - 18:23
#669
New Question
If Someone gave you infinite CE or ME or CR wich one would it be and why?
CR because then I could buy all the ME or CE I wanted :D
Mon, 12/19/2011 - 18:29
#670
Question 12/19/11
If you made
Question 12/19/11
If you made an accessory, What would it be?
Either giant backpacks (Yes Vifig, I agree. How else are we carrying our Loadouts? Let's just pull out four giant Swords out of our pockets!), holsters and scabards (again, kind of in agreement with Vifig), dents, scratches, and rust (yes, some knights get a little battered some times), Energy tanks and Vitapods (like the Vitasuits and the Demo suits), Lunchboxes and thermoses (hey, some knights get a little hungry during their multi-Tier trips), Weapon and Shield Accessories (So what? I'm a little attached to my Swordie. And I happen to have a coat of arms in mind.), fins (I think those would look really cool on Helmets and the Armor and whatnot), or more bandoliers (Yes this is a pretty long list isn't it? Perhaps I should've formatted it differently).
Mon, 12/19/2011 - 18:34
#671
Question 12/19/11
If you made an accessory, What would it be?
A Tome on your head!
As Top is available for all (correct me if im wrong pls...) helmets, i want one that looks awesome like the tome on the Volcanic Plate shield, this time, floating at top front of your head!
Here is a pic i made with two types (each type will have its own tome)
http://i1094.photobucket.com/albums/i452/netmafiagospel/tome.jpg
I was planning on making a Suggestion thread for this by the way...
Mon, 12/19/2011 - 21:09
#672
Question 12/19/11
If you made an accessory, What would it be?
Different eyes!!! This has been mentioned in a different thread, but notice how the forum pictures, there are different eyes? Have those as accessories!
Mon, 12/19/2011 - 22:14
#673
Question 12/19/11
If i made an accessory, what would it be?
Boss masks of Vana and roarmulus.
Mon, 12/19/2011 - 22:14
#674
12/19/11
"If you made an
12/19/11
"If you made an accessory, what would it be?"
A blender hat. You know, those kitchen appliances that turn things into liquid pulp? I want one attached to my head with straws sticking into my mouth.
Lets say a snipe lands on your head. Annoyed of it? Activate the blender! Presto! THe problem is gone. And you have a nice Snipe-shake to guilp down in the clowkworks.
Mon, 12/19/2011 - 22:33
#675
12/19/2011 If you made an
12/19/2011 If you made an accessory, what would it be?
I would make a Sword Case that changes depending on your sword. Say you had a Levi: When you finished attacking, there would be a little animation of the character putting the sword in the case on the hip. I think this would be interesting, but idk if it would work with Sudaruska. Also, there would be the same thing for gunners, cases on the hip. (I can't remember the name for anything). These would be additional, and would not hinder the attack speed or anything. Lastly, for bombers, they would have a belt displaying mini versions of their bombs equipped. When they charged a bomb, the little version would disappear from the belt. When they put the bomb down, another would reappear in the belt.
Mon, 12/19/2011 - 22:38
#676
@slayzz
A sword sheath, gun holster, and bomb bandolier.
Tue, 12/20/2011 - 03:57
#677
Previous Winners
Previous Winners 12/19/11
Gospel
Dark-Flare
New question 12/20/11
Tue, 12/20/2011 - 06:01
#678
12/20/11
Well I would either be frozen in place until spring or I would clothesline it (life comes at you fast doesn't it monkey...). <_<
Tue, 12/20/2011 - 09:28
#679
Question 12/20/11
A monkey riding a unicycle juggling fish while singing Christmas songs.. What is your first reaction?
http://chrisdixon.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/brick-toilet.jpg <<<<
(PS. it's a brick)
Tue, 12/20/2011 - 10:10
#680
12/20/11
"A monkey riding a unicycle juggling fish while singing Christmas songs.. What is your first reaction?"
Honestly, the first thing I'd do would probably be to start singing or humming along. My vision is pretty bad and it would be after the Christmas music caught up to me that I was actually like, "What?!" And after the initial surprise, I'd probably think, "Poor fish!"
Tue, 12/20/2011 - 11:35
#681
"monkey riding a unicycle
"monkey riding a unicycle juggling fish while singing Christmas songs.. What is your first reaction?"
Jump on it's shoulders, where I would attempt to sing along while chugging a glass of water, then we would fall. After I picked myself up, I would carry the poor monkey in my arms back to my house, where I would slowly nurse him back to health. Eventually, when he was strong enough, I would start training him to be my ninja. When he was ready, I would drive over to OOO headquarters, and unleash him to intimidate them to lower CE prices.
IGN Eneal
Tue, 12/20/2011 - 14:35
#682
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"A monkey riding a unicycle juggling fish while singing Christmas songs.. What is your first reaction?"
1.Throw a quarter into his hat.
2.Jump him.
3.Sing-a-long
4.Challenge him to a Pokemon Battle.
5.Ignore him. Pretend it's a dream.
6....trip....
7.Get my Unicycle and start juggling fish singing Hanukkah songs!!!!
8.Fire ma Lazer
9.Stare
10.Laugh
12.Run, because apparently the world is going to end.
13.Get him to teach me to juggle fish.
14.Send the question to Kuger.
15.Hide in case any flying pigs eating pineapples come in.
16.Get my best friend, Pineapple, to attack it in the Grocery Isle with a sledge hammer while on a tricycle.
17.Divide by Zero.
18.Find the circumference of a moose.
19.Throw a banana.
20.Eat a banana.
21.Shoot a banana.
22.Slice a banana.
23.Write about bananas.
24.Do homework.
25.Get some sleep. I'm hallucinating.
26.Take a picture.
27.Summon Vanaduke.
28.Buy an Explorer's Pack.
29.Roll on the floor, laughing.
30.Yell"THIS IS MADNESS" and jump in a hole.
Tue, 12/20/2011 - 15:57
#683
12/20/11
A monkey riding a unicycle juggling fish while singing Christmas songs.. What is your first reaction?
I would think to myself "I wonder what that monkey did to get a unicycle and a fish... Something's wrong with that Impostoclaus..."
Tue, 12/20/2011 - 18:20
#684
12/20/11
"A monkey riding a
12/20/11
"A monkey riding a unicycle juggling fish while singing Christmas songs.. What is your first reaction?"
Push him over. Monkeys riding unicycles juggling fish while singing Christmas songs are a common thing that happens where I live. It gets really annoying.
Tue, 12/20/2011 - 18:50
#685
12/20/11
A monkey riding a unicycle juggling fish while singing Christmas songs.. What is your first reaction?
two replies three words each eother:
DROP THE NUKE!!!!!
or
READY? AIM. FIRE!
Tue, 12/20/2011 - 18:54
#686
12/20/11
A monkey riding a unicycle juggling fish while singing Christmas songs.. What is your first reaction?
or...
give him a banana
beat him with his unicycle
run him over
BEAT him in a pokemon battle(team: Arceus, Zekrom, Reshiram, Zoroark, Giratina, shiny Ho-Oh)
have my arceus blow him up and put him back together 50 times
let zekrom eat him
and...well...you do not want to know.........
send watever remauns into a black hole and blow up the black hole with arceus
@kuger DO NOT LISTEN TO MY ABOVE POST!!!!
Tue, 12/20/2011 - 21:38
#687
December 20, 2011
A monkey riding a unicycle juggling fish while singing Christmas songs.. What is your first reaction?
The first thought that crossed the mind is "Are those fish dead or alive? It seems cruel to do this to live fishies. ;c" I then wondered how the monkey would sound, and concluded 'screechy' is probably the right word to use. It reminds me of those monkey drummers that run around and crash into walls/people/furniture...
Tue, 12/20/2011 - 21:59
#688
Question 12/20/11A monkey
Question 12/20/11
A monkey riding a unicycle juggling fish while singing Christmas songs.. What is your first reaction?
Hmm, must be a new type of drug... I'll just roll with it until I pass out.
Tue, 12/20/2011 - 23:19
#689
Previous Winners
Previous Winners 12/20/11
Weld
Heavy-Duty
New question 12/21/11
Wed, 12/21/2011 - 00:05
#690
You did what to who for how many jelly beans!?
Kuger: You did what to who for how many jelly beans!?
Me: I said mumble mumble mumble...
Kuger: What??
Me: I SAID Whisper Whisper...
Kuger: DUDDE SPEAK LOUDER!!!!!!!!!
Me: I SAID THAT FOR 100 CRYSTAL JELLYBEANS I WILL MAKE THE SNIPES STOP SLAP THE AIR IN CIRCLES SO IT DOESN'T HIT HIM ANYMORE!!!!!!
Kuger: Oh
Me: done?
Kuger: oh yeah sure so you want the pizza delivered by 5 o'clock? OK.. That will be 7 dollars!!!
Me: ........................................................
Me: *Removes as friend*
Wed, 12/21/2011 - 08:02
#691
Question 12/21/11 You did what to who for how many jelly beans!
I sold my dog to my dog for 5 jelly beans :D
because my dog wanted my dog for his doggie birthday so I delivered him my dog so my dog can play with my dog while my dog is also playing with my dog.
Then i saw that my dog fetched me 5 jelly beans after I gave him my dog.
R U CONFUS?
Wed, 12/21/2011 - 08:20
#692
12/21/11
uhhhh I stole a cookie from Ruby and left 5 jelly beanz >_>
Wed, 12/21/2011 - 09:56
#693
12/21/2011
My father once told me, "Son, Jellybeans are the greatest invention of the modern day, and they can save you in your darkest hour." So i went to the store and bought all the jellybeans my money could buy and then some. I returned home with a friend and we were walking down a dark alley, when suddenly a large Jellycube spawned in front of us. It identified itself as the royal jelly, and summoned archer cubes to kill us for tresspassing. My friend used to be 5 star, but took an arrow to the knee. I however blocked the arrows with the jellybeans and then made a trade with the jellyking: All my jellybeans for 20 Jelly Gems, so I can finally buy that stupid Antigua.
My life is complete.
Wed, 12/21/2011 - 10:05
#694
You did what to who for how many jelly beans!?
kid:Sorry daddy i gave them to baby arthur's mouth......
dad: WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTT!!!!!!!????
Arthur:*choking*
Dad:....ok let's go watch football XD
Wed, 12/21/2011 - 10:13
#695
...
You did what to who for how many jelly beans!?
I assassinated the Jelly king then ate him for 3 Jelly TOKENS! Get it straight!!!
Wed, 12/21/2011 - 14:37
#696
You did what to who for how many jelly beans!?
I tried to put some ribbons to the rabbid wolvers for 2 jelly beans.
Konjuring kat said they were healthy pacific wolvers and they would be sleeping when i arrived. Lies.
Wed, 12/21/2011 - 14:40
#697
12/21/11
You did what to who for how many jelly beans!?
Weld: hey kuger guess what i did!
Kuger:...what?
Weld; I killed all the snipes in haven and replaced them with unstable explosive robotic paper mache versions so that they would stop making Sullivan dizzy for 10,000,000 of every jellybean known to man and knight alike!
Kuger:...........wait....WHAT!?!?
or another version...
I made a deal with roarmulus for 5,000 ion jelly beans (DO NOT TRY EATING THEM XD) that i would fix the next NFL game so that his favorite team would win.
Wed, 12/21/2011 - 15:06
#698
You did what to who for how many jelly beans!?
I helped a dolphin give birth, i did it for free it was my son.
Wed, 12/21/2011 - 18:57
#699
12/21/11
You did what to who for how many jelly beans!?
I took an elevator that lead to a treasure vault that led to a giant kleptolisk eating me which led to its stomach which had the hat of the impostoclaus which sucked me into another elevator (in the impostoclaus's hat?!) which led to one of the Roarmulus twins, when Vanaduke suddenly came out and whacked it with his super big mace thingy which made the giant gun puppy EXPLODE INTO A MILLION JELLY BEANS which i traded for a toasty barrel belly.
http://media.photobucket.com/image/trollface/bamf223244/trollface.jpg?o=3
Thu, 12/22/2011 - 01:15
#700
Question 12/21/11
You did
Question 12/21/11
You did what to who for how many jelly beans!?
(Lets keep this child friendly!)
"Ok. I gave six - Klondike Bars - to Crazy Uncle Geofrey - for SEVEN jelly beans - because seven is more than six! Aren't I smart? Aren't you proud of me?"
Who stole the cookies?
The Konjuring Kat stole them for his dark ritual.