They dont need to hide per see....If they spin their wings fast enough, they travel thru time.
it's a bird... it's a helicopter... It's a time travelling cute snipe of doom!
Question of the day! (win ce) (Closed until further notice)
Tue, 06/19/2012 - 08:22
#3102
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Tue, 06/19/2012 - 14:51
#3103
6/19/12
Question: Where do the snipes hide when in danger?
What kind of question is that? snipes don't hide from danger.
They take out their ninja weapons and attack the threat. Each snipe gets ninja training and gets the black belt. A pack could take down snarby. this is why I keep my distance from them.
Tue, 06/19/2012 - 16:47
#3104
6/19/12
Question: Where do Snipes hide when in danger?
They may look cute and fluffy on the outside... ('^')
but in the inside, danger is not something they hide from.
Tue, 06/19/2012 - 19:39
#3105
6/19/12 Where do Snipes hide when in Danger?
DEY DO NOT HIDE! YOU FOOL! DEY DO NOT NEED TO HIDE! If Haven gets invaded by rogue knights... they do not get hurt, because even the most evil knights don't want to harm such cute animals! ^.^ If Haven gets invaded by Wolvers, the Snipes won't get eated, because the Snipes put on their sad faces and the Wolvers feel sorry for them and leave them alone. If a Giant Meteor hurling from space that was supposed to hit another planet but it didn't hurls toward Cradle all the Snipes gather at the highest point in Cradle and stand there faces facing the meteor. Then, suddenly a bright, white aura appears around all of the Snipes, all of them together, all of their cuteness, it's too much to take! The meteor hits the aura, and grinds into it, and flies back the way it came from, saving all of the Snipes! And even when the world ends, all the Snipes will go to Heaven because they have done no wrong. (Except for pooping on my Quicksilver Helm. D:)
TL;DR
Snipes don't hide; their cuteness saves them.
Tue, 06/19/2012 - 21:40
#3106
Where do snipes hide in danger?
Well its quite simple! Ok maybe not but ive got a good creative answer...The snipe is wandering around...You know your average kinda snipe thing....When he sees a natural predator...The furious ostrich. The snipe knows that the ostrich knows his attack manuver....So the snipe pulls off his best technique, he runs around in circle until he has spotted a safe leaf to hide behind. But its too late the ostrich is rampaging towards him, but the snipe knows what to do. He then spots a kangaroo. The kangaroo apparently is a hobo and asks for money in return for help. The snipe then realized he left his wallet behind the leaf. The kangaroo ignores the snipe. The snipe is about a foot ahead of the swift ostrich as the snipe climbs up a convinient tree. But he well knows that ostriches are the master of climbing trees. The snipe then proccedes in search of safety as he enters a local city. He jumps of the tree as the ostrich activates his jetpack. But the snipe came prepared, he happened to bring his portable sports car. As the snipe is speeding through the city the ostrich flys close behind, the snipe, looking back at the ostrich rams into a building. As the snipe is tearing through the office the ostrich flys around the building in search of the snipe. Just then the snipe unfortunantly drove into a nuclear power plant, the snipe then is covered in toxic waste. The snipe then emerges out of the toxins....FLOATING. He then shoots a powerful orb of energy at the ostrich and misses. The ostrich is too powerful for the snipe mystical powers. So he did the most un-imaginable thing you would think a snipe would do....He pooped in the ostriches eyes. As the ostrich is blinded, the snipe runs and runs and runs until he reaches a cardboard box, he then gets in and proccedes to close the lid. As he peaks out the ostrich is searching and searching, just then animal control comes and takes the ostrich to jail for his crimes. THE SNIPE IS SAVED!!!! -ok, let me say i think this was really good and took alot of work. I know it got way off topic but he DID hide in the cardboard box, i think some others were on topic but i think this was more creative, thanks alot for your support guys!
Tue, 06/19/2012 - 23:21
#3107
Previous Winners
Previous Winners 6/19/12
Dexbot-Elite
Metaalpha
New question 6/20/12
Tue, 06/19/2012 - 23:59
#3108
6/20/12
Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon,bacon....
Hmmm.... chicken!
Or more bacon....
Or maybe a salad!
I know!
I chicken-bacon-salad!
Wed, 06/20/2012 - 00:00
#3109
06/20/12
Question: What is the best food to wrap in bacon?
Answer: Ah definitely filet mignon, it tastes so good! A great place to go to get it is a restaurant called Fogo De Chao, which is a Brazilian steakhouse. Along with filet mignon wrapped in bacon, they also have 15 other cuts of succulent grilled meats. At Fogo De Chao you sit down and you have this card where on the one side it says "Sim Por For!" which means Yes Please!, where the waiters just continually bring you plates of meat until you flip your card over to the side that says "Não, Obrigado!" which means No Thanks!, where everyone will just leave you alone and won't bother you until you flip back over your card. It is a delicious experience that is well worth the money
Wed, 06/20/2012 - 03:24
#3110
MORE BACON
AND MORE BACON
AND MORE BACON
AND MORE BACON
AND MORE BACON
AND MORE BACON
Wed, 06/20/2012 - 10:32
#3111
Chicken or...MORE BACON
Well, I really love bacon and chicken, so why not just make a bacon wrapped chicken? Just cover the chicken in bacon and put it in the microwave. Take it out and now you have a tasty bacony meaty trreat! But if you REALLY want something good, get your magic microwave, make the bacon wrapped chicken about 4 more times, smush them together and put it in the magic microwave. But apparently you forgot to read the DO NOT EXCEED 2 ITEMS IN MICROWAVE sign. The microwave will glow and explode....And in all the wreckage....A radioactive bacon wrapped chicken is standing there. The chicken gets bigger in the sunlight so when we is making his way to town he is now the size of godzilla. The chicken is now rampaging through the city knocking over structures and buildings. But then......Out of nowhere......Godzilla came rushing out of the ocean as he hurdles toward chickenzilla. They are wrestling and fighting until godzilla gives chickenzilla an uppercut and then punches his gut. The chicken is now shrinking due to the sun setting....As the chicken lays shrunken at your feat...You pick him up....And bite his left arm off. You then procceed to eat the whole chicken...What a tasty meaty bacony treat/monster...
-Again a little off topic. But i cant resist making it into a short little story!
Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:22
#3112
06/20/12 Best Food to Wrap in Bacon
Dang, I was going to saw more Bacon, but that seems to already been taken. So, I'd probably say Ice Cream. Once you bite into the crisp, yummy bacon your teeth hits the cool and refreshing ice cream that's bacon flavoured.
Omg... my mouth was watering as I typed that. :o
Wed, 06/20/2012 - 08:37
#3113
6/20/12
Im not only going to tell you what to put in bacon im gonna tell you how to make it so you have a future reference. :)
First put 6 pieces bacon in a pan and let it get all crispy and toasty. Then cook up some eggs. It could be scrambled, hardboiled, etc. Then if you have the guts to kill a snipes cute little face, take its meat. Your going to want to only put SK pepper as for regular world pepper doesnt bring out the beautiful taste within the meat. Take your snarbolax meat and add a little bit of GraveSoil MAT for the best when you wanna spice up the snarbolax meat up a little bit. Then take the pieces of bacon laid straight out and place the eggs and meat on to it. You could put a MiraCloth MAT over it to keep its taste in if your bringing your food to share. If you'd like you can add in a side dish of JELL-O from the Jelly King.. thats if you killed the jelly king. To gulp down your meal you can always go down to the jelly kings lair and find some pure water in the fountains. Then wallah! Mwah u have a tasty bacon/snarbolax/snipe/egg/jelly king meal and pure water. Snipe, Snarbolax, and JellyKing jelly are the best things to put in your next bacon meal guaranteed. Enjoy!
Wed, 06/20/2012 - 12:06
#3114
6/20/12
The best food to wrap in bacon?
Obviously MOAR bacon! Have we not learned anything from Epic Meal Time?
Wed, 06/20/2012 - 13:39
#3115
6/20/12
Question: What is the best food to wrap in bacon?
the best way to enjoy bacon is with a taco wrapped around it. A taco with beef, lettuce, tomatoes, and hot sauce. But it gets better! you stuff a can of tuna into a overlarged circle of pita bread and wrap that around it. but of course, the taco wouldn't be complete without a huge tortilla topped with more bacon. and wrap that around the taco. but this wouldn't be perfect without a pancake filled with syrup and bacon wrapped around the taco.
this yummy meal is only 5.99!
so come on down to the "taco place"!
Wed, 06/20/2012 - 16:45
#3116
06/20/12
Question: What is
06/20/12
Question: What is the best food to wrap in bacon?
Nothing. Bacon is the food of a god, and any mere mortal food combined with bacon shall cause the horrible person who did so shall be smited by the Bacon God, Lardum Deus (that's latin for Bacon God), for ruining his patron food. Bacon must be eaten plain, to preserve its holyness and awesomeness and godness.
Wed, 06/20/2012 - 21:26
#3117
What is the best food to wrap in bacon? 06/20/12
Wow i can't believe no one said it... -__-
The best food to be wrapped in bacon is none other than a HOTDOG!!! if you have never wrapped bacon in a hotdog then I am sorry to tell you that all you have lived and experienced falls pale in comparison with hotdogs wrapped in delicious bacon.
Wed, 06/20/2012 - 22:13
#3118
Previous Winners
Previous Winners 6/20/12
Imogene
Mhris
New question 6/21/12
Wed, 06/20/2012 - 22:35
#3119
6-21-12
If you were stuck on an island and you could only have 3 things, what would they be?
Not counting food and water
Wed, 06/20/2012 - 22:39
#3120
Am I allowed?
Dunno if Im allowed to post my own question, but I would have the following:
A gun, for hunting.
A canteen, to put water in
And a first-aid kit, for whatever reason to treat wounds
Thu, 06/21/2012 - 02:41
#3121
Today's question. 6-21-12
Who do you think the next Clockwork Confidential victim will be?
A Pit Boss.
Thu, 06/21/2012 - 05:23
#3122
6-21-12
If you were stuck on an island and you could only have 3 things, what would they be?
1) a house
2) a person to have sex with
3) a very large weapon to protect my paradise
Thu, 06/21/2012 - 13:19
#3123
@ lamnoone
uh, that was dexbot's question, not kugers
Thu, 06/21/2012 - 14:39
#3124
Please Note: although you are
Please Note: although you are free to ask and answer each others questions, Only the question on the main post will be awarded for participation.
If you have question suggestions, Feel free to mail me in-game! I use player questions all the time for this thread!
Thu, 06/21/2012 - 17:39
#3125
^
You do? Aww... I wish I knew that sooner. lol
Thu, 06/21/2012 - 20:43
#3126
Today's question. 6-21-12
Today's question. 6-21-12
Who do you think the next Clockwork Confidential victim will be?
Hmm... Possibly the Impostocube. We could learn why he's an imposter, who he's imposing for, if he's Nick's secret identity, and how he can wear two face accesories at the same time.
Or the Jelly King. learn why he overthrew the Ice Queen, how he did so, if she his sister, etc.
Maybe the Roarmulus Twins. Learn what they think about having bajillions of dupes of themselves constantly being built by the Gremlins, how they feel about the other (they keep killing each other with rockets, so...?), and how they're able to destroy Haven if they're stuck down in IMF and can only move left and right.
Or we could interview a random GM and learn random fun facts about the game. :D
Or possibly a well-known player, like Chris. See what they think about being famousish.
Thu, 06/21/2012 - 22:11
#3127
Previous Winners
Previous Winners 6/21/12
Lordofnecromancers
Sapphireonice
New question 6/22/12
Only these two people answered the actual question, Sorry but you need to make sure the question you're answering is the actual question from the main post. What someone else asked was not in any way a official question.
Fri, 06/22/2012 - 04:57
#3128
6-22-12
Hey, what's that smell?
It's probably Haven burning. Wait a minute...... Allright, all you FoV users, line up!
Fri, 06/22/2012 - 06:02
#3129
6/22/12
Hey, whats that smell?
Probably a snipe doing it's morning movement...
Possibly a stranger who's been working out.
Fri, 06/22/2012 - 06:10
#3130
6/22/12
Hey, what's that smell?
Oh I'm sorry. My stomach is pretending weird, so im farting all the time :/
Sorry agian!
Fri, 06/22/2012 - 08:04
#3131
6/22/12
Question: Hey, whats that smell?
what smell? *sniffs at kuger* oh, that one.
dont u gremlins bath? u guys should have a bathroom in emberlight(or whatever u guys hang out).
try that thing called shampoo and soap. if yur gonna fight some knights, make sure they dont die at the sniff of u.
Fri, 06/22/2012 - 08:24
#3132
6/22/12
Well, the smell is OBVIOUSLY...
OMG That huge piece of dismembered ugly smelly big lump of shadow fire fat and Burning smoking crap piece of S%&# Vanaduke.
Nah, im joking. Even Vanaduke isnt as smelly as this smell.
Its Kuger/s breath. Gremlins Dont Bath, but their breath- EUGH. Id rather smell Carnavons breath.
Fri, 06/22/2012 - 08:37
#3133
06/22/12
Question: Hey, whats that smell?
Answer: Taco Bell. Yum, Yum! I love Taco Bell.
Fri, 06/22/2012 - 11:24
#3134
6/22/12 Hey... what's that smell.
What's that smelly smell smell that I smell... what's that smell in the air?
I
SMELL
PLANKTON!
Fri, 06/22/2012 - 13:57
#3135
22/6/12
Ugh, it's the smell of everything! Eeewwww
Rotten tomatoes, cheeseburgers, bacon (yum!), hundreds of sweating humans, millions of herbs, a mini space rock, perfume, rocks, soil, snipe poo, strangers, a tree...
.... and much more....
...Like the universe!
Fri, 06/22/2012 - 14:18
#3136
Question 06/22/12
Hey, whats
Question 06/22/12
Hey, whats that smell?
Fatcakes.
Fri, 06/22/2012 - 14:37
#3137
6/22/12
Fri, 06/22/2012 - 16:39
#3138
6/22/12
Hey, whats that smell?
It is the smell of death emanating from clockworks.
Fri, 06/22/2012 - 17:24
#3139
6/22/12
Hey, whats that smell?
Hello gremlins. Look at your machine, now back to me, now back to your machine, now back to me. Sadly, your machine ISN'T me. But it could smell like me with the new BaconWrap from McGremlins. Look down, back up. Where are you?
Your on an airship cruising the Factory with the Machine your machine could smell like. Whats in your hand? I have it. Its two parts to that thing you love. Look again, those parts turned into Crystal energy. Anything is possible when you oil your machine with Baconwrap from McGremlins. I'm on a Skolver.
DA DADA DA DA DADA DA!!!
Nuff said?
Fri, 06/22/2012 - 20:37
#3140
06/22/12
Hey, whats that smell?
It is of course the hotdog wrapped in bacon that I previously mentioned, but no one listens to me, if it smells that good then the taste will make you go bananas.
Butttt.... if what you smell is not pleasant then I am very sorry but who here can take a bath if one can never be without armor and helmet on, what is OOO hiding, are we so ugly beneath these attires or are we just A.I. (Artificially Intelligent) robots made to harvest the ever so misterious clockwoks, they just said that we can't breath the air in the clockworks and that is why we use mist and crystal energy but come onnnnnnn.
PS, have you seen some building in heaven have antennas in the roof, I didn't know we had televisions in heaven.
Fri, 06/22/2012 - 23:35
#3141
Previous Winners
Previous Winners 6/22/12
Aveond
Ultimaleo
New question 6/23/12
Fri, 06/22/2012 - 23:54
#3142
6/23/12
When the night comes into the sky and it's time to climb into my bed, various creatures greet me.
The ancient angel of the Skolvers.
The Vicious Vog Cub.
The statue of a Snarbolax (I obviously wouldn't be able to fit a real Snarbolax in there, or can I?).
My Secret Stockpile of 1,000,000 ce guarded by the 3 things listed above.
My SK armour that I slip into at night to go to Spiral Knight land!
My SK weapons.
Royal Jelly bars (a chocolate bar filled with delectable, tasty purple flavoured jelly!)
My toy Roarmulus Twins guns that shoot plastic mini rockets and blue light lasers!
...
and my Vanaduke action figure!!! (a robotic figure that swings its hammer around!)
Sat, 06/23/2012 - 07:43
#3143
6/23/12
"What type of wonders sit under your bed?"
Actually i don't know, because I'm too scared to look down there. But i hope there is LOTS of Unicorns in pink, because then could i give them to my girlfriend ( it's her birthday today :3 ).
Sat, 06/23/2012 - 13:16
#3144
Hmm
"What type of wonders sit under your bed?"
The dreams of the people of the world, plenty of food for all, abundant amounts of money for all (without causing inflation), and the love of everyone else in the world.
~ Sir-Nexus
Sat, 06/23/2012 - 14:48
#3145
6/23/12 Wonders under my Bed
Well, let me check...
*Goes to room and comes back hours later*
I have a lot of stuff under my bed! lol Some worthless stuff and valuable stuff. Like, this Diamond Ring, Ruby Stone, Book of Ancient Egypt that has been lost for years! The real Rosetta Stone, the Key of Ancient Wonders, the Almirian Crusader set, Mercurial Helm, Heavenly Iron Helm, see? All worthless stuff! *Tosses valuable stuff in the garbage.* Now, for the VALUABLE STUFF!
*Looks at pile*
I have here, a sock puppet with one eye, a huge bin of legos, a brandish, the Key to Nothing, a plastic Rosetta stone, Cobalt Set, and a plastic jewl set. So, yeah, great stuff. *Gestures to the pile of junk* and Worthless stuff. *Gestures to the pile of treasures in the Garbage bin*
Sat, 06/23/2012 - 16:22
#3146
6/23/12
What type of wonders sit under your bed?
Sorry this question is invalid, due to there being an absence of a relative area underneath my sleeping quarters.
But there are the wonders of the microscopic world un-relative to other undersides of beds, in which there are dust particles (hair, skin cells, bug poop), tiny bacteria, micro bugs, than smaller we get molecules, then atoms, then nuclei, finally to quarks. Sadly I cannot really personificate them, as they are far from being able to 'sit'.
Sun, 06/24/2012 - 01:10
#3147
Previous winners
Previous winners 6/23/12
Isekuube
Hexlash
New question 6/24/12
Sun, 06/24/2012 - 02:46
#3148
6/24/12
How does one prepare barbeque in Spiral Knights?
Through technological processes.
Sun, 06/24/2012 - 12:01
#3149
6/24/12
How does one prepare barbeque in spiral knights?
Step by step instruction:
1. Log on to spiral knights
2. Choose to log on as guest
3. Name your character your favorite barbeque food (ex. Steak)
4. Log on to your actuall account
5. Join or start an fsc run and finish a depth but do not go down the elevator
6. Open up another spiral knights window
7. Log on to the account you just made (ex. Steak)
8. Join your actuall account on the fsc run after you reached haven
9. Burn yourself in the fire
10. Go back to your actuall account's window
11. Eat your "cooked" "steak" (or another kind of food)
12. You will receive to "nutrients" of the food (heat)
Ps. Ignore to fact that your food comes alive again after you have munched it up
Sun, 06/24/2012 - 23:43
#3150
Previous Winners
Previous Winners 6/24/12
Element-Ming
Abyssal-Flamberge
New question 6/25/12
(Only 2 answers, seriously?)
they go to the strangers and they protect them