Knight Tyme explodes for eating exploding diarrhea inducing nachos. He thought the world was shaking because he shook. I have survived the kernobyl and throws baked beans at Knight's scorched marks where he was standing.
Food Fight!
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 23:27
#502
Knight Tyme explodes for
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 17:59
#503
FALCON PUNCH!
i watch as all this happens, and eat a couple hot dogs....then i pour hot chili on trobolta.....:D
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 23:26
#504
Realizes im dipped in hot
Realizes im dipped in hot acid skin burning chilli ....
Is soon screaming in pain, but spots Fallconn and glomps him, hugging him tight.
"Share my pain!" i said, as the chilli drips all over him too.
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 09:37
#505
Grabs water fire hose....
Starts using it. Shoots everywhere.
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 15:08
#506
Varm ....
That's not a food item Varm. And no, no one drinks from a hose.
Scrapes off some of the acid chilli off of me and globs Varm's face with it.
"FEEL DA BURN"
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:05
#507
FALCON PUNCH!
i feel it, but i have fire powers, so i'm used to it, so i grab your face, and burn it....:D
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:05
#508
Gawh that burnt. uses the
Gawh that burnt. uses the meat grinder and grinds Psychos' head.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 21:59
#509
Grabbed the meat grinder from
Grabbed the meat grinder from trobolta and starts grinding trobolta's head
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 22:10
#510
AAAHHHHHRRRGGGDDDD
The
AAAHHHHHRRRGGGDDDD
The grinder gets stuck. .... ouh cool, im not dead!
Butcher knifes Delardino. with a leg of ham.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 22:27
#511
I here to start a real food fight.
I run in and grab all the food in this thread for myself. Leaves and hoards the food in my basement. Ha-ha its all mine. Its all mine and you can't have any.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 22:54
#512
Kay. /shoots a pea into the
Kay. /shoots a pea into the really overloaded basement and that last pea breaks it, destroying Iamnoone's evil citadel and causing a massive Foodnobyl. The hemisphere we inhabit gets covered with a thick cloud of ice cream , blocking out the sun as it begins to snow a new ice cream age.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 23:15
#513
OH no!!! Starts to cry. Ice
OH no!!! Starts to cry. Ice cream, thinks quickly. I must hide it. If everyone gets ice cream for free, what will I sell. The light bulb turns on in my head. Grabs a chain saw and cuts down all the cherry trees. Hides the cherries and tells no one where the cherries are stashed. Sells them for $100 a piece.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 23:19
#514
Donning a pirate's costume
Donning a pirate's costume with a dagger clenched in between my teeth, i swing in from the window and attacks Iamnoone, liberating all the good cherries of the world form under his oppression. ouh and he gets buried under a cherryvelanche. And everyone stole the free cherries for their ice cream.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 23:37
#515
Ah, so you want to play pirates.
I cut the rope you are swing from and force you to walk the plank. Into the deep waters below you go and you turn into shark food. Now for those cherry thieves, the chain saw. Off with their legs. I get my cherries back and find a safe to store them in.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 23:50
#516
Sharky
Comes back riding the same shark that you thought you fed me to. She jumps and eats you instead, uses a glass cup listen onto the combo lock to unlock the safe. The cherries are free again. Unlocks your money safe and gives everyone money to have their legs sewn back on.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 00:01
#517
Looks around at the insides
Looks around at the insides of the shark. Thinks I've have a problem. Forgets about the cherries and ice cream. Wonders how to get out of this mess. Pokes at the sharks insides. Pokes some more. Eventually the shark heaves me to day light. I wipe the shark goo off of me. Ahh, forget the cherries. I start going store to store and steals all the whipped cream. I load it onto my pirate ship and leave port to sail the seven seas protecting it with the ships canons.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 00:08
#518
Has disguised myself as
Has disguised myself as Iamnoone's second in command who has secretly sabotage the canons and has prepared the whip cream on a lifeboat. Takes the wheel from Iamnoone and starts the plan. I break the wheel and jumps toward the lifeboat full of the cream and makes my way, the canons detonate with cheese as you try to gun me down with them. The result? Iamnoone's ship utterly cheesed and out of commission.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 00:18
#519
Stands on the port side of
Stands on the port side of the deck laughing at you sitting in a boat of whipped cream. Throws cheese balls at your head as you row away from my ship.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 00:21
#520
Just knocks the cheese balls
Just knocks the cheese balls away as i drift away from your ship with no way for you to get to me.
"So why are you laughing again?"
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 00:40
#521
It's the thought of you
It's the thought of you sitting in whipped cream. Jumps over board and swims for it. You forget people of the sea can swim.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 00:44
#522
Sharky reappears and eats you
Sharky reappears and eats you again. Still mine to give to the un-whipped creamed.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 01:04
#523
Yes
I did forget about that shark. Feels myself getting eaten. Starts to poke hoping I will be shark ejected and become gooey again.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 04:02
#524
You get washed up days later
You get washed up days later after everyone had their dessert.
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 08:40
#525
My eyes open. I look around.
My eyes open. I look around. Eww, shark gooed again. Go for a swim to wash off. Find a fish and slaps everyone with it.
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 15:08
#526
Snowballs Iamnoone with the
Snowballs Iamnoone with the ice cream all around.
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 15:25
#527
You forgot sprinkles,
Built an colored sprinkles shotgun and starts blasting ppl with it. What ice cream cookie dough missile with it?
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 15:32
#528
Grabs Varm's shotty and
Grabs Varm's shotty and wrestles the barrel to his face and pulls the trigger. Varm now has a mouth full of sprinkles.
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 15:40
#529
I still got the rpg.
Fires it at Trobolta. Now he is covered in chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. (I think Iamnoone will try to get you)
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 21:02
#530
:O
Cookies and ice cream!!! Chases Trobolta.
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 21:12
#531
"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG" Runs as far
"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG" Runs as far away from Iamnoone as possible. "THIS IS WORSE THAN HIM KISSING ME"
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 04:49
#532
You can't run far enough or fast enough.
Catches up to Trobolta and tackles him. Licks the yummy ice cream and cookies off of him.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 05:02
#533
HOLY
"GET THIS THING OFF OF ME. GET IT OFF. GET IT OFF."
"GET IT OFF BEFORE IT ATTEMPTS TO MATE."
Just panics a lot.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 05:40
#534
FALCON PUNCH!
i spray you both down with steaming hot chili, i watch as you burn to death....
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 05:46
#535
The ice cream covering me
The ice cream covering me hardens and cools the chili before it can do harm to me. Breaks through the hardened mix and moves Iamnoone's charred body away before burying Fallconn under an ice cream avalanche.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 05:53
#536
FALCON PUNCH!
i explode using my fire powers and melt the hill, there is a ice cream Tsunami coming that Iam started, i plow through it while you get maimed....you die in the ice cream....>:D
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 05:57
#537
Suddenly, a team of
Suddenly, a team of paramedics arrive and uncovers my frozen body. They thaw me out before they head their way. Constructs a Shivermist out of the snow and a Popsicle stick and applies cryogenics to Fallconn.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 06:04
#538
FALCON PUNCH!
i go ape rage and start Falcon Punching everything in sight, including Trobolt.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 06:13
#539
Applies more cryogenics to
Applies more cryogenics to keep Fallconn in check. And frozen.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 06:19
#540
More shooting required...
I shoot at Fallonn with my RPG, (like say 10 times) He's also covered with chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. And I hand the RPG to Iamnoone. Shot the rest of your with my shotgun. (but not Iamnoone)
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 06:34
#541
Dawhg gonnit Varm ... *wipes
Dawhg gonnit Varm ... *wipes the ice cream off my eyes* The instructions specifically tells you not to aim the face.
Applies cryogenics to Varm.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 06:41
#542
Must of been splash damage,
You are not my intended target: Fallconn was, and my shotgun discharged to break the ice (have anti-ice armor on) And I shoots you with my shotty for not reading the entire post.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 06:50
#543
"Gah this aint the ban
"Gah this aint the ban thread!" Freezes Varm.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 07:16
#544
Uses the armor to break free out of the ice,
And shoots with my shotty at Trobolta's Cryogenics to cause it to freeze Trobolta. You know that Iamnoone will try to shoot you with my RPG. (just a heads up)
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 07:18
#545
Grabs the RPG. Shoots it more
Grabs the RPG. Shoots it more rapidly than its ever been shot before.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 07:56
#546
FALCON PUNCH!
i watch as you aim it at the ground and shoot it repeatedly, i watch as your lifeless body fly's through the air........:D
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 07:57
#547
Shotgun
I shoot you with my shotty.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 08:06
#548
Throws rotten eggs at Varm.
Throws rotten eggs at Varm.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 08:09
#549
You still have that RPG
and i shot Fallconn
Shoots Iamnoone with the shotgun and oh i modded the VRL to shoot ice cream and i fired it at you. (hope you like chocolate chip cookie favor)
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 08:19
#550
2 of my favorites in one
Closes my eyes and opens my mouth. Thinks to myself, this doesn't feel like a fight anymore.
i give Falcon some CE and he revives causing a giant explosion, the world shakes, and.......:D