Has my face cheese balled. > - o
Sprays boiling hot tartar sauce at everyone.
Food Fight!
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 16:28
#602
Has my face cheese balled. >
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 22:43
#603
I'm still wearing the pink
I'm still wearing the pink raincoat you gave me so the sauce you threw drips right off of me.
Gets a watermelon and eats it. Spits the seeds at the next one who enters.
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 22:49
#604
Cheese holed by Iamnoone's
Cheese holed by Iamnoone's shots, the tank of sauce explodes from the pressure and the holes, covering everyone in boiling lava-like sauce.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 12:46
#605
My raincoat melts and burns
My raincoat melts and burns into my skin. First I scream. Then I run for the ice. I hit Trobolta in the forehead with one cube and cool the burns with the rest of them.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 13:53
#606
I make a scene by taking a
I make a scene by taking a long chain of sausages and start whipping everyone with it.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:07
#607
Opens my mouth and sucks in
Opens my mouth and sucks in the sausages. Spits them out like a machine gun at the next person who comes in here.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 16:00
#608
They harmlessly bounce off
They harmlessly bounce off me. Uses a microwave to shoot cheese lasers.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 16:30
#609
Holds up nacho chips and
Holds up nacho chips and catches some cheese. Throws them up to the ceiling. Waits for them to start falling on peoples heads.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 16:43
#610
I AM BULLET- PROOF!!!!
Pulls out revolver and shoots all point blank execution style after throwing TNT and pineapple grenade at fallconn
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 16:49
#611
Pies Porcrhind.
Pies Porcrhind.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 17:44
#612
Don't forget to top the pie.
Sprays Porcrhind with whipped cream.
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 06:37
#613
Throws cookies
Throw a large chocolate chip cookie at Porcrhind.
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:51
#614
Whips Porcrhind with a wet
Whips Porcrhind with a wet noodle.
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 12:48
#615
I mash Iamnoone with some
I mash Iamnoone with some potatoes.
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 12:54
#616
grabs sliced baloney and
grabs sliced baloney and starts throwing them like shurikens
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 05:02
#617
Gets a can of cheese wiz.
Gets a can of cheese wiz. Sprays everyone with cheese.
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 06:43
#618
cheese yum~ i throw start
cheese yum~ i start looking for a catapult and i load it with watermelon. "BOMBS AWAY!"
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 16:42
#619
*ducks* You hit the person
*ducks* You hit the person before me.
WAIT!!! You just hit yourself with the watermelon.
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 19:58
#620
I set exploding durians
I set exploding durians around the place.
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 10:42
#621
Foodular Fallout.
You all die.
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 15:22
#622
Pffft
Like a food-related nuclear detonation hasnt happened yet.
Give Tohru a high five, to the face, with fruit cake.
Wed, 06/06/2012 - 17:22
#623
DAI!
Uses Rock Candy RPG(RPRG).
You are blown up!
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 06:30
#624
Gets a can of spaghetti and
Gets a can of spaghetti and throws the can at Tohru-Adachi.
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 06:44
#625
Shakes a large bottle of soda
Shakes a large bottle of soda and forces the resulting pressurized liquid down Iamnoone's throat.
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 07:01
#626
I become bigger, fetter,
I become bigger, fetter, rounder. I grow and grow. I explode that soda and my insides all over the next person who comes in here.
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 07:04
#627
YUCK
EW GREMLIN INNARDS
Cleans myself of the digustings and mince them before cooking them into patty batter and shaping burgers out of them. Serves the tainted patties to everyone.
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 07:24
#628
Grabs the ketchup bottle.
Grabs the ketchup bottle. Squirts some on my burger and watches it hit the burger and bounce up hitting you in the face. Eats my burger. Hey, you make good burgers. What's in them?
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 07:28
#629
Wipes the ketchup off my helm
Wipes the ketchup off my helm and WHAMMY
IT'S MADE OF YOU!!! >:D
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 13:07
#630
Looks at uneaten burger and throws it away.
Uses Pheonix Down on Psychodestroyer, The Shoots Tribolta with Sticky sugar fluid. I summon ants and they eat you alive, wanting the sugar....
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 20:18
#631
PSHYCHIC POWA!
I rip Tohru-Adachi's ribs out (ouch) using my telekinesis. I then use PSI fire Ω(Omega) to instantly cook them and then slather them with steak sauce. Develite ribs are very tasty, ya know. I then start chucking them at people using my telekinesis powers. I do the same to any steak and omelets in sight.
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 23:10
#632
Flies in with mouth open
Flies in with mouth open sucking in some of those ribs. Thanks Autofire. Saves the bones for later.
Thu, 06/07/2012 - 23:33
#633
Pops a whole bar of Mentos
Pops a whole bar of Mentos into Iamnoone, and shoves another large bottle of soda down his throat.
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 00:32
#634
Squirts like a fountain and
Squirts like a fountain and covers Trobolta with minty foam.
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 01:45
#635
BOOM
I make a coke nuke,and throw it on the floor,everyone and me fly into lamoone.
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 05:42
#636
Stuffs a shaken large bottle
Stuffs a shaken large bottle of soda down Gear's throat and waits for the results.
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 06:34
#637
Erm...
Drops a non-existent cake with potato-flavoured icing on Trobolta's head.
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 10:25
#638
ANTS!
SWARM!
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 14:08
#639
MOWR PSHYCHIC POWA!!
I use PSI Thunder γ and fry all the ants. Than ant eaters come and try to eat them. Before they do, I use PSI Brain Shock Ω on all of them and they all start beating the crap out'a each other. Then I use PSI Fire α to burn Tohru-Adachi and throw him in with all of the ant eaters. They all start to slow cook, while the anteaters are so busy beating each other up. I then cut them up and make sandwiches out of their meat. (I hope I didn't use Tohru, too) I sharped the bread and start chucking the sandwiches at the next person I see.
Sat, 06/09/2012 - 05:13
#640
Launches rotten eggs from my
Launches rotten eggs from my grenade shooter at the next person who enters this thread.
Sat, 06/09/2012 - 15:29
#641
Walks in with a mirror, the eggs hit it and they bounce back at you.
Sun, 06/10/2012 - 06:00
#642
yeah
then i get a cannon a launch a alive chicken at trobolta while laughing at feathers all over your body being stuck onto your body.
Sun, 06/10/2012 - 06:11
#643
I AM BURRITO-PROOF!!!!
Pulls out taco mini gun and shoots trobolta in the face while also shooting a water gun full of hot sauce in lamnoones eyes
Sun, 06/10/2012 - 09:45
#644
I'm ending this NOW.
I summon ants to eat every foodstuff in existance. This makes the thread void.
I then nuke the thread using nuclear fallout.
This thread doesn't exist anymore.
Sun, 06/10/2012 - 19:15
#645
Throws a piece of rock candy
Throws a piece of rock candy at you and hits you in the head.
Sun, 06/10/2012 - 21:06
#646
Joins Iam and pelts Toh with
Joins Iam and pelts Toh with rock candy.
Tue, 06/12/2012 - 07:10
#647
Makes the rocks of candy
Makes the rocks of candy larger. Hands some to Trobolta. Pelts Tohru-Adach with the rest of the candy.
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 00:33
#648
I torture you by holding you
I torture you by holding you in a EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA strong clear plastic box and wave you're favorite food from the outside so you can see then I savour the food so much you are being tortures
Then through a hatch the size of an olive I drop as many olives as i can till there is no space to breath and put a stopper so no air can get in
/laugh as i watch you try and eat all the olives through to the top so you can pull out the stopper but alas! you bang on the door for mercy as you are losing air and ate too many olives,I dont let you out and you die.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!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I win!
¬ Sppw
p.s the torture rivalry aint finished yet Iamsomeone
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 04:53
#649
...
Forcibly feeds Sppw with all his spam.
Fri, 06/15/2012 - 18:33
#650
Spam is good food.
Opens a can of spam and throws the slimy thing inside at Trobolta.
Uses a matrix clock and eat it,then fires a ball of cheese to the next person
The matrix clock wasn't eaten,the tacos were