/dumps pudding over Banana-Otoko's head
/throws a handful of pudding at Benightz
/hangs a bucket of it over the thread's entrance to spill on whoever comes in here next
Food Fight!
Sun, 08/12/2012 - 22:52
#802
/dumps pudding over
Mon, 08/13/2012 - 08:48
#803
Does that include me? Or just if someone else new comes along?
No matter, I already have pudding all over me!
*Pulls out 5 Banana Bo-shurikens, and throws them in spread out fashion at Iamnoone.*
Mon, 08/13/2012 - 09:21
#804
Rock candy comes in new flavor :D
Rock candy now comes in a new flavor: Tungsten!!!! :D
You, banana, is the very first person to try out the new and rare flavor!
*threw tungsten rock candy at banana's head.*
*Banana falls in a comma.*
*dumps a barrel of pudding at him while he recovers from the hospital.*
That is what you get for hating my product!
Tungsten rock candy features includes: taste like tungsten, feels like tungsten, smells like tungsten, HARD AS TUNGSTEN.
Mon, 08/13/2012 - 09:58
#805
Ouch...
*Wakes up in hospital as giant blob of pudding.*
"How'd I end up back at the hospital?!"
"..."
"Epiphany!"
*Starts inventing using electronics in hospital room*
Mon, 08/13/2012 - 18:20
#806
/sneaks into the hospital
/sneaks into the hospital kitchen
/empties out all the dishes on Banana-Otoko's food tray and puts pudding on everyone of them
/places the cover back on the tray
/giggles as the food service tech wheels all the trays out to serve them
And yes you got covered with pudding twice.
Mon, 08/13/2012 - 23:03
#807
So... much... pudding...
*Observing natural gift for attracting endless amounts of pudding, finishes new invention: the "Spoiled Pudding Loaded Automatic Tosser! [S.P.L.A.T]"*
*Collects all the pudding off himself and from food trays and returns to the scene*
Tue, 08/14/2012 - 08:37
#808
Bananas have a natural gift
Bananas have a natural gift for attracting ice cream and whipped cream too.
/throws ice cream on you.
Tue, 08/14/2012 - 10:00
#809
Kabooming
/shoves a big chunk of carrots to Iamnoone's mouth
/makes Banana's mouth explode with a hot pepper
Tue, 08/14/2012 - 10:37
#810
Cold and hot at the same time cancels outness!
*Uses ice/whipped cream to put out exploding mouth of chili peppers*
*Fires giant blob of spoiled pudding at Iamnoone and Benightz*
Tue, 08/14/2012 - 11:28
#811
Your not the only one......
Your not the only one with a NEW INVENTION!
If you think black licorice is the worst candy in the world then think again. Introducing my new Knight chocolate which is even grosser then pure black chocolate and my other new invention; The Xzeyz- black chocolate sniper rifle.
*Shot knight chocolate in Banana's mouth.*
*Banana spat out knight chocolate due to its horrid taste but swallows a tiny bit of it.*
*Banana falls in a deep sleep that lasts for at least three weeks.*
*Put him in a underground freezer.*
*While he recovers, I drive a cement truck with the back trunk filled with knight chocolate pudding.*
*Dump the pudding on Banana.*
*Set temperature to -50 degrees.*
*Nobody had found you until the day before the end of the Earth.*
Ingredients for knight chocolate includes cocoa beans, cocoa, dirt, crushed extraordinary powerful sleeping pills, dust, sand, and road gravel.
P.S....... The real name of the chocolate is night chocolate. Knight chocolate is just a disguise name so people won't suspect me to put in sleeping pills and will end up snoozing for years which happens to people who managed to finished the entire chocolate bar.
>:D
Tue, 08/14/2012 - 12:01
#812
Nooooooo! =(
[The day before the end of the Earth]
*I awaken to learn that the end of the Earth is tomorrow, due to the extreme mayhem caused by food fight, many years ago*
e_0
"Noooooooo! ='("
*Very generous genius guy allows me to use his time machine to go back to that time and change something!*
*I arrive right as I'm being encased in knight chocolate pudding*
*I attempt to stop Piosionus-Snarby, but my past accidently sees my future self, causing a paradox and turning me into a live durian*
*flees the scene*
Wed, 08/15/2012 - 12:58
#813
pudding is your downfall >:)
Hmmmmmmm...........this living durain looks a lot like Banana-Otoko. I know! I will make pudding out of it!
*Tried smashing the durain/Banana Otoko with many 5 star weapons but finally cracked it with warmaster's war hammer due to the hard skin.*
*Gets famous chef to make pudding out of the durain/Banana-Otoko.*
*Shared well prepared durain pudding with everyone.*
*Everyone enjoyed the pudding.*
That was some tasty pudding. Too bad Banana-Otoko can't have some. Oh yes, we ate him!
P.S.... Knight chocolate is such a brilliant food fight weapon!
>SNARBY
Wed, 08/15/2012 - 17:52
#814
Ah, but one thing was forgotten...
The LEFTOVERS!!
*One, forgotten bowl of durian/Banana-Otoko pudding, containing most essences of my personality and banana-ness, hops away into the dark, where the emergency EST (Entirely Scientific Transmogrifier) Ray is hidden*
*Pudding slime's on the trigger while on top of the end*
*Transmogrifies back into normal self, inserting mechanical features when needed*
"I may be lacking my natural appendix, spleen, nose, and eardrums, but I am back!"
*Shakes up can of Joke and sprays Piosionus-Snarby*
"Ya big meanie! Made me lose my nose!" >=x(
Wed, 08/15/2012 - 22:36
#815
Hey Banana man
I just got a lifetime supply of school supplies to go with my lifetime supply of pudding.
/melts a glue stick and mixes it into some pudding
/scoops up the blob with a folder and flings the goo at you
/giggles
Now your stuck with pudding forever.
Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:02
#816
(Sigh) Why am I such a target of abusive pudding?
Thankfully, I still have my S.P.L.A.T., which has been infused with the awesomeness of my high-school diploma. Way stronger than those horrible school glue sticks.
*S.P.L.A.T. sucks up all that glue-pudding*
*Seeks out alliance with any random food-fighters out there*
Thu, 08/16/2012 - 22:04
#817
So you seek an alliance?
/thinks about this
/turns your high-school diploma into a paper airplane and sends it flying
Okay schoolboy you should be good at this. I do have a lifetime supply of school supplies and lifetime supply of pudding.
/yanks the ink well out of a pen so it can be used as a shooter and hands it to you
/opens my hand and offers you pudding
Fri, 08/17/2012 - 04:08
#818
^stabbed with a swordfish in
^stabbed with a swordfish in the butt
Fri, 08/17/2012 - 09:18
#819
Operation atomic pudding bomb thingy
*Transported everyone but Banana-Otoko out of the cafeteria.*
*Drop the payload which is a atomic pudding bomb thingy.*
*The bomb exploded with pudding everywhere.*
*The powerful force destroyed the cafeteria and everything inside it.*
*Banana-Otoko gets covered in pudding all over him and barely survived the impact.*
*Some sort of baboon found all the pudding in the ruins.*
*Baboon decided to open up a pudding company.*
*They built a pudding factory in place of the cafeteria.*
*I spit take.*
WHY DID THEY BUILT THAT FACTORY IN PLACE OF THE CAFETERIA!!!!!!!
*sighs*
Fri, 08/17/2012 - 09:48
#820
I don't really like pudding all that much
*Finds way out cafeteria/factory, loading up S.P.L.A.T. as I go*
*Finds other cafeteria where others were transported to*
*Accepts alliance with Iamnoone*
*Yanks the swordfish away and hands Iamnoone a band-aid*
*Blasts Thunderbog with all the pudding collected in factory*
Fri, 08/17/2012 - 18:49
#821
Puddings? Absurb.
^threw samurai dogs at him.
Fri, 08/17/2012 - 21:59
#822
Thanks Banana-Otoko.
/pulls
Thanks Banana-Otoko.
/pulls down my pants
/sticks my head between my legs and puts the band aid on my butt
/gets a case of pointy pineapples and throws them at Piosionus-Snarby/s head
/uses my lifetime supply of pudding and opens a pudding stand just outside of the pudding factory, under prices them and puts them out of business
/fills a balloon with pudding and hits Thunderbog in the back of the head with it while he was playing with the dogs
Sat, 08/18/2012 - 08:15
#823
ATTACK AGIAN!!!!!>:D
*knocks out king krongo with a butter sock.*
*Took his striker.*
*Went light speed dodging the pineapple.*
*Stabbed Lamnoone with knight chocolate covered katana in the throat which seems so sudden.*
*Lamnoone dies and the alliance is broken.*
Sat, 08/18/2012 - 09:11
#824
Or so you thought...
*Since King Krogmo was already knocked out, I grabbed a recon suit and went invisible.*
*Using my S.P.L.A.T., I made a replica of Iamnoone using pudding and tofu, and set it in place of where he was standing whilst hiding him with my recon cloak.*
You stabbed a statue of pudding!
*Whips out Banana-Katana, ready for any further attacks.*
Sat, 08/18/2012 - 12:42
#825
I come in behind and cover
I come in behind and cover Banana's back.
I catapult watermelons over his head.
Direct hit on Piosionus-Snarby landing on his head.
Take that melon head!
Sat, 08/18/2012 - 17:18
#826
Operation alliance crusher.
A HAH! I have my striker so i dodged your watermelon
Plan A: Attack!!!!!>:D was an failure.
Prepare Plan B: Knight attack!!!!>:D
I waited until night
Crawl through Lamnoone's window when he's asleep.
Stabbed him with a chocolate machete.
The real Lamnoone had died for real!!!!>:D
Eat that! missy!
P.S....... There's probably a catch to this plan so I'm seeking for anyone to join me in this operation.
Sat, 08/18/2012 - 18:49
#827
How sad for Lamnoone...
Unfourtunatly for you, that is not the name of the person I am in an alliance with.
If you payed close attention, you would notice it is Iamnoone (I am no one), not Lamnoone (Lam noon e?)
*Sends condolences to the family of the late Lamnoone*
"You've taken this food fight too far, Snarby!"
*Calls the police to arrest Piosionus-Snarby on multiple charges of attempted murder and murder*
*Police rush to the scene and arrest Piosionus-Snarby, with the added charges of making dangerous rock-candies and chocolate that no one should ever buy.*
Sat, 08/18/2012 - 19:43
#828
Lamnoone's family also asks
Lamnoone's family also asks that breaking an entering charges be brought against Piosionus-Snarby.
It will be a long time in jail for you.
/applies for and gets a job in the jail's kitchen as a cook
/sends up the standard bologna and watered down fruit punch tray which is rigged to blow up when the lid is lifted
/Piosionus-Snarby lifts the lid and gets covered with bologna mush
Sat, 08/18/2012 - 21:19
#829
I SCREAM BLOODY FUS RO DAH
OBJECTION!
Iamnoone is not dead! Therefore, Piosionus-Snarby is not guilty!
^threw coffee at him like a Godot
Sat, 08/18/2012 - 22:39
#830
Overruled!
You have no evidence, we do.
Even a confession from Piosionus-Snarby himself.
He is guilty as charged.
*Throws hamburger at Thunderbog*
Sat, 08/18/2012 - 22:45
#831
OBJECTION!
*slams the desk*
I do have an evidence!
Iamnoone sends a standard bologna and watered down fruist punch tray that is rigged and ready to blow up when it is lifted from the lid and Piosionus-Snarby was tricked!
That proves that he is still ALIVE!
Sun, 08/19/2012 - 07:50
#832
Here have some ketchup with
Here have some ketchup with your burger.
/squirts Thunderbog with ketchup
Sun, 08/19/2012 - 08:05
#833
^squirted with chilli sauce
... eww..
I'll squirt something opposite on to ye then!
Sun, 08/19/2012 - 09:01
#834
This meeting is over
Lamnoone set up a authentic beef jerky decoy in Rio which is the one I killed. I thought it was the real Lamnoone but it was just a Lamnoone beef jerky decoy in Rio! Why in the heck did I travel all the way to Rio just to kill a beef jerky decoy! Banana's Lamnoone is working as a prison chef.
*Gets out the Lamnoone alliance with Banana and the beef jerky decoy in Rio in court.*
So how come the Lamnoone is working as a prison chef, and we can see him, touch him, and can squirt ketchup on thunderbog If he's dead? Huh?
Just a clever thought out plan to get me in prison.
*they just give me a ticket and an warning.*
*Everyone went out of court since the case is over.*
*Threw canned pudding at Banana-Otoko.*
P.S..... This is the food fight thread, not a do crime and get thrown in court thread.
Sun, 08/19/2012 - 08:59
#835
HETEROARR!
OBJECTION FOR THE LAST TIME!
I stated a standard bologna and fruit punch tray!
Yer arguement is invalid!
^threw coffee mug w/ espresso like a Godot
Sun, 08/19/2012 - 09:11
#836
Double Objection!
Twas Iamnoone that applied as prison chef! Not Lamnoone!
There was no Lamnoone decoy, it was the real Lamnoone that you murdered!
You sir! Are guilty as charged!
*Launches spoiled pudding at Piosionus-Snarby, and lettuce at Thunderbog*
Sun, 08/19/2012 - 09:17
#837
Judge!
Objection overruled : Thunderbog has stated his appropriate evidence.
Do ye have any evidence that ye can proof that is Iamnoone?
^threw lunch box that has steaks on it at him
Sun, 08/19/2012 - 09:20
#838
Double Overuled
Your evidence states that, and I quote:
"Iamnoone sends a standard bologna and watered down fruist punch tray that is rigged and ready to blow up when it is lifted from the lid and Piosionus-Snarby was tricked!
That proves that he is still ALIVE!"
This proves nothing, since we all know that Iamnoone is alive.
This is the court case of Piosionus-Snarby vs. Lamnoone's Family, not Iamnoone.
Therefore, Iamnoone's existence and triking of Piosionus-Snarby is no evidence that Piosionus-Snarby did not murder Lamnoone.
P.S. You changed your comment after I started writing mine! >=(
*Throws roasted pig at Thunderbog*
Sun, 08/19/2012 - 09:37
#839
OBJECTION!
I finally got ye, Banana-Otoko. I can hear a 'wut' coming.
But let's hear my word out and maybe finish it all exactly done.
From what ye said about this court case of Piosionus-Snarby vs. Lamnoone's Family, I have heard from someone that said this:
Lamnoone's family also asks that breaking an entering charges be brought against Piosionus-Snarby.
It will be a long time in jail for you.
Lamnoone's family only asked that breaking an entering charges to be brought against Piosionus-Snarby, not a court case! They directed to the police, not the lawsuit!
Now, look at what Piosionus-Snarby tried to do:
A HAH! I have my striker so i dodged your watermelon
Plan A: Attack!!!!!>:D was an failure.
Prepare Plan B: Knight attack!!!!>:D
I waited until night
Crawl through Lamnoone's window when he's asleep.
Stabbed him with a chocolate machete.
The real Lamnoone had died for real!!!!>:D
However, Piosionus-Snarby did not kill Lamnoone, ye wanna know why?
The identify of Lamnoone is actually Iamnoone! Therefore, Lamnoone is the decoy of Iamnoone! And Lamnoone's family was actually Iamnoone's!
(i whipped banana-otoko with a large chewing gummy candy)
Sun, 08/19/2012 - 12:31
#840
Ok, that's a lot to counter
1) What you failed to notice about the statement of Lamnoone's Family is that they said that "ALSO breaking an entering charges be brought against Piosionus-Snarby." This in no way means that Lamnoone's Family asked only that breaking an entering charges be brought against Piosionus-Snarby, but was simply ADDED charges!
2) The police recovered the body of Lamnoone, so whether he was a decoy or not, Piosionus-Snarby has committed murder with a chocolate machete. (which is an illegal weapon of food-fights might I remind you!)
3) Piosionus-Snarby made the foolish mistake of stating in detail the crime he committed, thus confessing to the crime!
Your attempts to twist reality are no match for the cold hard facts!
*Court dubs Thunderbog in contempt of court and the police escort him from the room while I pelt him with cheeseburgers.*
Sun, 08/19/2012 - 14:09
#841
Piosionus-Snarby has also
Piosionus-Snarby has also made the foolish mistake of killing poor innocent Lamnoone who did nothing wrong but befriend bad people, some of whom had themselves sent to jail to hunt Piosionus-Snarby down and kill him in his cell. One of them became his cellie and Piosionus-Snarby was killed in his sleep when some of that bologna was found in his throat. The death certificate read choked on food. Seems the jail's coroner ignored the hand prints around his neck.
Thunderbog receives a rigged bologna tray and wears bologna mush.
Sun, 08/19/2012 - 15:25
#842
Justice was served, along with some bologna
*Returns to cafeteria*
*Riggs bucket of jello-hotdogs above all doors, with a trip-wire at the entrance*
Sun, 08/19/2012 - 18:07
#843
Piosonious Snarby is such a fool
He killed Lamnoone who befriended with bad people and was sort of his ally.What a buffoon. I am poisonious snarby not piosonious snarby which our names are very similar like Lamnoone and lamnoone.
*avoided trip wire.*
*give out free packs of adhesive medical strips.*
Sun, 08/19/2012 - 23:02
#844
O_O How did you do that...
*Falls to the floor in amazement* (Did you make a new account? Or did you change your name? Either way, crazy...)
*A bit apprehensive of medical strips, but seems like a friendly gesture from Poisonious-Snarby, so accepts one. Thank you!*
Mon, 08/20/2012 - 11:30
#845
<.<
Make sure there isn't
<.<
Make sure there isn't salt on the bandage.
/stands by with a cup of water, just in case, ready to wash salt from your wound
Tue, 08/21/2012 - 20:40
#846
...
Um... Nobody's thrown any food in a while...
My bandage seemed to be harmless.
...
*Nukes cafeteria with pudding bomb*
Wed, 08/22/2012 - 14:39
#847
Now that everyone is covered
Now that everyone is covered with pudding...
/runs throw spraying everyone with whipped cream then throws cherries at them to top off the desert.
Wed, 08/22/2012 - 15:56
#848
This is piosonious snarby now not poisonious snarby
Now........ For unfinished work >:D
They ran out of room for human prison so i was forced to put in monkey prison.
/I led an prison escape with all the monkeys in the prison and they are now causing mayhem and chaos.
/I then led the monkeys to the cafeteria and they all eat Banana otoko's body.
/greedy monkeys ate the corpse of Banana otoko clean.
/burnt banana's skeleton in a camp fire
Really, the monkeys will eat anyone who has banana as part of their name.
Wed, 08/22/2012 - 17:56
#849
i will defend and protect Banana-Otoko.
I pull out my dread venom striker, slashing and stabbing PS. I throw his body on his campfire and run for the monkeys. I catch one and choke the poop out of it. I sift for remains of Banana-Otoko and clone him back to life. The remaining poop...
/throws it at everyone else
(And yes poop is food to chickens and dogs. Did you ever see them eat their own poop?)
Wed, 08/22/2012 - 20:48
#850
Whoa! I thought we'd seen the last of Piosionus!
And... Am I really me? Or just a clone...? If so... I miss myself...
*The real me steps out from root cellar he was hiding in when he set off the pudding bomb*
"Whoa, what happened to my extremely realistic self-sculpture made of a banana-encased skeleton?"
"Whoa! Who're you!?"
"!! Who're you!?"
"I'm Banana-Otoko! Why do you look just like me?!"
"I don't know who you are, but I'M Banana-Otoko! What's going on here?!"
"Good gravy! There's two of me!"
"Auuuuugh!!!"
*Banana-Otoko's go running wildly, then turn on each other in a banana-katana duel*
"No replica has the amazing strength of the TRUE Banana man!"
"I couldn't agree with you more if you were me! Oh wait! You are!"
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"
*Wakes up to Big Apple at mouth. (How is this supposed to keep my mouth shut? And who ate the cheese? Not me 'cause I already had a Big Apple at my mouth to keep it shut.)*
*Throws off pile of bananas and surveys the scene*
*Grabs random rock fish and hurls at Benightz*
*Licks a rock candy: "Disgusting! Who would buy such a thing!? Throws back at Piosionus-Snarby*