i come flying on a great dragon and snatch the cookie.
it then transforms into a narwhal and we vanish into the sea
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![Kraanx's picture Kraanx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-sca3.png)
![Amphy-Kun's picture Amphy-Kun's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-coat5.png)
I come into the sea smack the other person with a giant laser beam and go into the world EARTH with the cookie XD
![Doom-Exx's picture Doom-Exx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-coat5.png)
I kill the dragon in one blast. I kill amhypoo by Firing a sun ray at him which vaporizes him
I then throw the cookie into a wildfire and the wildfire kills anyone that goes in
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
I put kraanx in a distortion field
![Lupo-One-Hundred's picture Lupo-One-Hundred's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-coat5.png)
Boom i come out of nowhere and make a new cookie and run away
![Lupo-One-Hundred's picture Lupo-One-Hundred's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-coat5.png)
i run as fast as i could with the speed of light
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
But you ran into my distortion field and u got trapped
I take the cookie
![Softhead's picture Softhead's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-demo2.png)
Tuts.
It's raining cookies.
Also, I though you made those generic games just because of this game?
![Zaffy-Laffy's picture Zaffy-Laffy's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_art-grem.png)
I have a cookie magnet :3
I stole ALL TEH COOKEH!!
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
I throw you into the distortion field and the magnet shatters
I take the cookie
![Infernus-Dragneel's picture Infernus-Dragneel's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_mob-boss.png)
I also pushed you to the distortion field
I then took the cookie and sold in in AH which i ended up getting 60K crowns :D
![Doom-Exx's picture Doom-Exx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-coat5.png)
My main controls the distortion field you idiot
I infiltrated the auction house and took the cookie
![Kotaro-Yukiko's picture Kotaro-Yukiko's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val3.png)
Distortion field?
I pushed Doomexx into the distortion field with the cookie and transported the cookie to me so i won't have to jump into the distortion field.
I also put more ingredients to the cookie.
a spookat pocket
Aw cute spookat poocket <=)
oh and you this armor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm now the INVINCIBLE DARK CHAOSLORD!!!
Chaos is more better than shadow.
Gave half of the cookie to shadowlord Doom-Xx instead i got the cookie stolen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And gave the spookat to Shadowlord Doom-Xx and I summoned 100 gremlins, 150 lumbers, 200 Spookats, 400 RAbid snarbolaxes, 470 Ice queens, 500 Red roarmulus twins, 400000000 Vanadukes, 500,000,0000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Trojans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They are all surrounded at Almire Where I am and also they are th=guarding the 2 lords me and Doom-Xx XD
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
I kill everyone except for my alt with a huge dark supernova
The supernova also rearranges the cookie and infuses it with darkness
I take the cookie
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
Lol why u copy my fallen set? U jealous of ma powers?
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
Ok I'm confused..
Ur teaming up with me and my alt?
![Kotaro-Yukiko's picture Kotaro-Yukiko's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val3.png)
I slept on my bed and let 50000 trojans to guard
(not really sleeping)
I summoned more vanadukes to watch Doom so If doom will attack the vanas will just put some fires
Ooops forgot ur the shadow....
anyway i summond HAdes tooi so he could make entertainments for me
wait ..... kinda but it it is not that
WAnt some entertainment?
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
I can entertain you
*does the gangnam style dance*
I summon the swarm to guard us
Ps I bet that you can't make a spiral knights themed gangnam style parody
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
I use the dark supernova and destroy all the cookies that are raining from the sky
![Softhead's picture Softhead's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-demo2.png)
Meh, a pulsar does nothing to the weather.
Other than supercharging it.
It's now tripple chock nut clusters and milk bolts.
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
Ok to put I more clearly to you since you misread it...
I cause a huge supernova (not the weapon) and I destroy all the cookies raining from the sky and the source of it
![Softhead's picture Softhead's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-demo2.png)
That would most likely kill us all, plus the whole moving a star that would burn and blind. Then the event horizion of the black hole.
You've screwed us all, fool.
Now, I fly in my cookie ship going to the cookie planet.
And just so you know all cookies run on super heated quasars.
![Infernus-Dragneel's picture Infernus-Dragneel's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_mob-boss.png)
Cookiegeddon!
Cradle is crushed by cookies and evryone died except for me since my armor resist cookie type damage MAX
![The-Fresh-Maker's picture The-Fresh-Maker's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-sca3.png)
I hold you captive and snatch the cookie. I put the cookie near your mouth and yell to everyone:
NO ONE GOES NEAR ME OR ELSE!... YOUR DEAR COOKIE GETS CRUMBLED BY THIS DEVILITE'S HEAD!
Realizes you ate the cookie.
Uses Flourish on you. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
I kill Skye as he heads for me.
I take the cookie and throw it into a black hole
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
I fire my planet blower upper and destroy the cookie planet
![Infernus-Dragneel's picture Infernus-Dragneel's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_mob-boss.png)
"what is this?" the cookie overlord grumbled, he pointed his chocolate staff and pointed it at Doom, "DESTROY HIM! AND AVENGE OUR BROTHERS!"
Doom was killed and i took back the cookiez for myself :D
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
I can't be killed, I'm a Dark Shadowlord
I kill all the cookies and I bake a new one that isn't alive
![Softhead's picture Softhead's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-demo2.png)
They are light overlords.
And the quasars love eating Dark Shadowlords.
You are burned.
Just so you can't think. They said Liches coudn't be killed. THEY SAID.
And just for lols.
Demonstration of now how the rest of the Dark Shadow Overlords are killed.
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
Nope
I made this stuff up so I can destroy it and whatever I say whatever I do. (that includes light). Read! You have nothing to do with this and I do not allow you or anyone or anything else to have any of this power. Therefore you are dead
PS you can't "steal" or naturally gain it. You can only get it if I give it to you
![Softhead's picture Softhead's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-demo2.png)
No, since I made Light overlords, they are mine, so I do that.
You only made shadow silly.
And besides, I don't see a copyright.
And then, i can make stuff that can counter, similar to how you tried to destroy the planet. I own the planet, so It can't be destroyed. Only I have the right(if you want to try this game).
You explode due to being owned.
Now.
Relaxing. Loving the cookies. The nice ladies of the planet. The neutrality.
No I prevent any said overlords from coming via deflecting.
No I'm neutral, I will only interfere if someone provokes me.
![Lupo-One-Hundred's picture Lupo-One-Hundred's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-coat5.png)
I shot you and you die. i go and buy so many cookies with my 1,000,000,000,000 CR and teleport to the core and make my way through and the legends help me.
![Softhead's picture Softhead's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-demo2.png)
I then shove a bomb in your mouth.
Shh, don't talk. Your face says it all.
I then blow up the legends(WTF? This isn't some fable thing! No legends exist, but eh), then the cookie planet platoon destroyes cradle, because I said iwas neutral, unless provoked.
Ifyou wan't cookies, buy then on the moon.
There's only one.
![Doom-Xx's picture Doom-Xx's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-val1.png)
i infuse a cookie with darkness and if anyone touches it i will come and kill you
and ok, i wont provoke you
![Trabias's picture Trabias's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-rose1.png)
I shine a torchlight on the cookie , which removed the darkness from the cookie.
I then put the cookie in the UNSC forward unto dawn and blow the cookie up,
Causeing the events of halo 4
![Infernus-Dragneel's picture Infernus-Dragneel's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_mob-boss.png)
But i time travelled back in time to kill you before you did your plans.
I AM THE DESCENDANT OF THE COOKIE MONSTER ANCESTOR
![Softhead's picture Softhead's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-demo2.png)
You mean that monstorus beast who ravaged our land and defiled our women!?
>_>
Close enough.
I shoot you in the head, then hang you next to your ancestor.
That's right. We murdered him.
I then choke you with several cookies down you throat.
More cookies for everyone.
![Infernus-Dragneel's picture Infernus-Dragneel's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_mob-boss.png)
I woke up with cookies in my mouth, i gobbled them up and smiled at you.
"thank you for giving me these sacrifice!"
I then transformed into a cookie-eating-and-knight-eating-dragon and attacked you.
"I will crush you worthless pest unless you give me more of these offerings!"
![Softhead's picture Softhead's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-demo2.png)
A cookie which flour are flowers, and the chocolate is rat crap.
You are poisoned.
![Infernus-Dragneel's picture Infernus-Dragneel's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_mob-boss.png)
Yum... Delicious...
Of all year of mastering my cookie-jitsu, i have developed an anti-poison immune system.
NOW LET ME EAT YOUR PEOPLES!
![Pipipipipi's picture Pipipipipi's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_mob-wolver2.png)
I go into a video game (Cave Story), steal a spur, AND BLAST EVERYONE WITH LAZORS, (Cave Story spur fires lazors when charged) and steal the cookie :)
![Pipipipipi's picture Pipipipipi's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_mob-wolver2.png)
by the way, I am in Cave Story right now beating up Ballos (the final final boss) with my spur, with Curly tied on my back with a tow rope. the cookie is also with me.
The cave collapses while your fighting.You get crushed and many years later while out digging i find a hand with the cookie,steal it,go home power up my teleporter and disappear.
![Softhead's picture Softhead's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_kn-demo2.png)
And it explodes.
Cookies have quazars in them, so they fly off.
Didn't interfere.
![Takaseme's picture Takaseme's picture](https://forums.spiralknights.com/sites/default/files/avatar_selection/sk_art-box3.png)
"oh, found a cookie" grabs it and make clones of it to give it for everyone... To the point the cloning device exploded and only made one more clone and the original is left deep in the machine
I destroy the cage and you before we even get there and I snatch the cookie away