Why can't I get creative with some "inventions"
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Tue, 01/01/2013 - 10:43
#1452
Why can't I get creative with
Tue, 01/01/2013 - 12:13
#1453
/sigh
we reset the game remember? The Cookie's right there, on the table. Go on, take it. It's right there!
<(^_^)>
Tue, 01/01/2013 - 14:20
#1454
Ant-loaf
*Takes The Cookie and eats it.*
Tue, 01/01/2013 - 17:56
#1455
>.<
Immortus eats the cookie, and he hears a ticking sound inside his stomach. It explodes, and his entire body burns to ashes. Remember, the cookie is not eatable!
*picks up the slightly charred cookie and slips it into his pocket*
~My Cookie. <(^_^)>
Tue, 01/01/2013 - 18:12
#1456
You are suddenly zapped by a
You are suddenly zapped by a bolt of lightning. You see me in a mech. The cookie falls out and my mech steals it.
I then put the cookie in a lockbox that requires 9938293928398292892389228922891281928912192 silver keys to open
Tue, 01/01/2013 - 20:40
#1457
ez
*walks out from behind a tree, past the ashes of the clone you just vaporized*
*buys 1 silver key*
*creates mold of key*
*pours silver into the mold*
*makes 9938293928398292892389228922891281928912191 more keys*
*opens lockbox*
*takes cookie*
My Cookie. <(^_^)>
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 16:48
#1458
It was a fake lockbox and it
It was a fake lockbox and it exploded when you opened it
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 17:35
#1459
I steal the real thing...
And yes, I know it's the cookie because I have Psychic Cookie Hunter 3000, and I just watch as my nano bots search you and steal the cookie. In Shawn Spencer's tone of voice ...
WHATTTTT!
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 17:37
#1460
Luckily, I have nano bot
Luckily, I have nano bot guards in the place where I keep the box
The bots kill your bots, and I come over to your house and destroy you with my mech's thunder cannon
Still my cookie
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 18:08
#1461
wait... so it was a fake box? O_O so much wasted work and silver
*steals Tedme's cookie hunter, and pinpoints the location of the cookie*
*waits until Doom leaves his base to go hunt down Ted*
*opens a portal to the base with Arkanum, and sends in a robot with a camera to check for guards/traps/various other deadly things. The robot finds nothing*
*steps through the portal, opens the box (wearing blast-proof armor, just in case) and takes The Cookie before returning through the portal*
*The bomb I left behind explodes, destroying your base*
~My Cookie. <(^_^)>
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 18:49
#1462
The cookie was a fake and
The cookie was a fake and after you took off the armor the cookie blew up. (I hacked the detector so it was a bomb detector)
And I don't have a base yet
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 19:21
#1463
Well, replace "base" with "wherever the box was" then.
Just before I take off my armor, the robot I sent in starts beeping frantically. It scanned the cookie and realized it was a bomb! I quickly throw the fake cookie several hundred feet away, and it explodes harmlessly.
~Still your cookie, for now.
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 19:24
#1464
I start inventing again...
So
I start inventing again...
So I upgrade my mech first
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 20:21
#1465
I poke you in the eye and
I poke you in the eye and take your cookie. When you try to see who poked you and took your cookie, I poke your other eye.
/walks away with the cookie
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 20:24
#1466
You poked a fake but you
You poked a fake but you stole the real cookie
And I was done making my base, so you had to go in my base
After you were on your way out a turret blasted you
I take the cookie
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 08:01
#1467
I amputate your ears and slap
I amputate your ears and slap you to death. I then use my dark powers to cast your soul away to a different dimension. I then take the cookie.
^_^
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:48
#1468
Dude, I'm the one with dark powers
But since we reset...
I invent the energy drainer and I suck all your darkness away
I take the cookie
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:40
#1469
*stabs the energy drainer with an electrical cord, overloading it*
*Klipik slices Doom with Arkanum, causing his body to fall into two clean pieces. Doom is not injured, but his torso and head are now separate from his legs. While Doom reels in confusion and shock, Klipik takes the cookie and slips out through a portal.*
Ah, quantum swords. <(^_^)> (My Cookie)
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:44
#1470
Oh you destroyed many
Oh you destroyed many decoys.
The real me is alive and the real energy drainer can't be overloaded
I drain the energy from your quantum sword, and I put on some gloves that let me shoot lightning
I then shock you with the gloves and steal the cookie
I then modify the energy drainer to be a multi purpose device
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:47
#1471
You can't drain that which has infinite energy. And I didn't destroy anything, I just... rearranged it.
Still have the cookie~
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:49
#1472
I modify it so that it can
I modify it so that it can drain something with infinite energy.
So now the quantum sword is useless
You try to escape but you get killed by a plasma turret
My cookie
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:59
#1473
/sigh
What do you not understand about the word "infinite"? Infinite. Never ending. Limitless. As in, YOU CAN'T TAKE IT ALL.
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:04
#1474
So, I make quantum proof
So, I make quantum proof armor and give it to everyone except for you
And cookie is still mine
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:11
#1475
*shoots phase missile at Doom, which passes through his armor, reforms inside, and explodes*
MAI Cookeh.
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:14
#1476
Hits Klipik with a baseball
Hits Klipik with a baseball bat. When Klipik is down on the ground, I kick and stomp on him.
GIMME DA KOOKIE!
Grabs the cookie and runs.
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:14
#1477
Uh, the armor is everything
Uh, the armor is everything proof, even antimatter or phase or whatever thing you can dream of (me only)
Still my cookie
Defenses upgraded
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:22
#1478
Uses my cookie extractor gun
Uses my cookie extractor gun and zaps the cookie away from you.
It flies into my pocket.
I jump in my tank and roll down the road over everything in my path.
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:23
#1479
But a rocket turret destroys
But a rocket turret destroys the tank and I use my multi purpose device and take the cookie
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:25
#1480
Oh my god... m(>.<)m
We had one of those people here. The kind with indestructible armor. You know what he did? He killed the blog. He trolled and spammed it to death with his "I haz invincebel armorz so i win forever trolololol". Can you please, please not be that person?
*removes Doom's armor*
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:26
#1481
Ok I (almost) can't die but I
Ok I (almost) can't die but I didn't say you can't steal my cookie
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:32
#1482
Pokes you in the eye and
Pokes you in the eye and steals the cookie.
Hides the cookie in my closet. (You don't want to go in there.)
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:34
#1483
I have visors on
So I wreck
I have visors on
So I wreck your house with my mech and destroy your closet
I take the cookie and throw chuck Norris at the core
The core opens and I throw the cookie inside. The core then closes
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:48
#1484
I finish making a Thunder
I finish making a Thunder Blade that is more powerful than an Arkanum or lightsaber or whatever
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 16:00
#1485
That's better.
Thunder Blade, you say?
*opens a portal inside the Core with Arkanum, takes the Cookie, and leaves*
Oh, and a little quote from that blog, too (from me):
"I don’t care what tech you have, you can’t make something so solid that I cant break apart my atoms into subatomic particles, fly them around the atoms in your armor, and re-form inside. It’s physically impossible, You can’t. You just can’t. You couldn’t even do it if you broke the laws of physics."
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 17:45
#1486
Ant-loaf
I slip a wet eel down your back, and record you as you thrash and convulse on the floor trying to get it out. I then upload the video to Youtube where it goes viral. With my mob of supporting fans, I have them attack you with eels while I find the cookie and take it.
My Cookie...>_>
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 18:54
#1487
Mwha ha ha
I shot you and I take the cookie I run in haven breaking the cookie
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 20:20
#1488
COOKEH INDESTRUCTEBUL!
*shoots the gun out of your hand and takes back the cookie*
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 20:42
#1489
But you're cheeting with the
But you're cheeting with the Arkanum, so therefore I have to be a Dark Shadowlord again
The Thunder blade is now a Darkness Blade and PS it's nothing like that picture
Now a dark tentacle comes outta nowhere and takes the cookie. I hide it in my base, which looks creepier now
Fri, 01/04/2013 - 10:36
#1490
Ant-loaf
I send an army of eels through the sewer to get back the cookie. They infiltrate your fortress from below, and as half of the eel armada takes the cookie and swims away with it, the other half holds you down and records you as they worm around in your back. I upload this one too, and gain even more fans to fight alongside my eels.
MY COOKIE >=O
Fri, 01/04/2013 - 13:10
#1491
Arkanum is not cheating.
I drop jumper cables into the sewer, electrocuting and killing all the eels. Then I remove them and fish the cookie out of a pile of dead eels before porting back to my base. The one with the robotic laser turrets.
Fri, 01/04/2013 - 16:59
#1492
Then Dark Shadowlord isn't cheating
When the eels came, I burst in Darkness realizing I had Dark powers again
So cookie=mine right now (just come steal it)
Fri, 01/04/2013 - 18:07
#1493
Nope, they both are!
I take a little baby eel and stuff it up Doom's nose to the brain. The eel takes control of him and drowns him in the haven fountain.
I have my fanbase raid your fortress and take control of it, and The Cookie. I then store the Cookie in a titanium sphere and bury it in the deepest trench in the Ocean, under the crushing oblivion. I also remodel Doom's fortress to a My Little Pony Wonderland before leaving it!
Fri, 01/04/2013 - 18:38
#1494
No, they're both not.
Why capitalize Ocean? 0.o
*Rides in a Space Shuttle to the Cookie's sphere (can resist the pressure because, well, hey, it's a space shuttle after all. Pressure resistance is useful out there.), picks it up, and rockets back to the surface*
*stores the cookie in a Neosteel lockbox, then throws the lockbox into the storage area of my base which randomly reshuffles the location of all the items it contains every ten seconds throughout 10,000 various rooms on random floors between floor 100 and -768*
By the way, my base is that asteroid over there, the one in the interdimensional void between the 19th and 20th dimensions guarded by hundreds of ultra-precise robotic laser turrets, as well as a small standing army. GL getting in :)
~my cookie. <(^_^)>
NOTE: It's ok if something seems invincible, as long as it is thoroughly explained. I'm sure there's a flaw in those defenses somewhere, I just can't find it :3
Fri, 01/04/2013 - 20:36
#1495
I build a new base with a
I build a new base with a cannon that blows things up
I blow up your base and a black hole (that I control) sucks up the cookie
The cookie appears in front of me
Sat, 01/05/2013 - 09:12
#1496
Ant-loaf
So does my army of fans and eels! They stick you in the freezer and leave with THE ONE COOKIE.
Sat, 01/05/2013 - 10:25
#1497
The cannon did not blow up my base because my base in a different dimension, remember? To destoy it you first have to GET to that dimension.
Still my Cookie.
Sat, 01/05/2013 - 11:57
#1498
I fire the cannon in a portal
I fire the cannon in a portal to your dimension blowing it up
I take your cookie
Sat, 01/05/2013 - 12:17
#1499
I throw a fish net over you.
I throw a fish net over you. I srick my fingers through a hole in the net and pluck the cookie from your hand.
Thanks.
Um cookie.
Nums.
Sat, 01/05/2013 - 12:39
#1500
I destroy the net and you and
I destroy the net and you and I take the cookie
@Doom...enough with the "I'm an invincible dark lord" thing.......It's contributing to sending quite a few threads down the drain, like 'food fight', 'i stole the cookie game', etc...