Spiral Knights

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Tue, 01/15/2013 - 04:29

#1551

Iamnoone

What da...

Yo, Trabias why'd ya do that to da cookie?
You meanie.

I kick Trabias' butt. Then, I tie a rope around his waist, locking his hands in, and duck taping a net in his mouth.
TIME TO GO FISHING!
Trabias goes into the marina trench.
/cast
/slowly real in
/cast
/slowly real in
/cast
/slowly real in
/snag
/pull
/reals in more
/struggles
/finally reals in my catch

YAY!!! I got the cookie back.

/drops my fishing line in the water, Trabias bait and all, skipping away happily enjoying mha cookie.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 05:14

#1552

Justalexp

FINISH HIM!

I jump out from behind Nick, using my Sub-Zero powers to freeze Iamnoone. Then I hear out of nowhere: FINISH HIM! I punch iamnoone so hard, he crumbles into a pile of fish-smelling shards. I thaw out the cookie and ride Nyan-Cat into the gummy bear sunset. After I arrive at my destination, I put on my ironman armor mk IV

[JARVIS: Hello sir.]
[Me: Hello Jarvis, please encase this cookie in armor lockbox. Then throw away the silver key.]
[JARVIS: Right away sir.]
[*whirr* CLUNK! *Whirr]
[JARVIS: Process completed sir.]
[Me. Very good Jarvis.]

Then me and Jarvis fly away into a desert island.

Tue, 01/15/2013 - 08:18

#1553

Immortous

Ant-loaf

Poor choice of words! As you fly into the island, I retrieve the lockbox, and simply pull out another silver key since they all work on any lockbox. I pull out the Cookie, and use its power to reform Iamnoone into a fish-person once more.

Wed, 01/16/2013 - 03:20

#1554

Justalexp

DAMMIT IMMORTOUS

I then use the super fishing rod from pokemon to catch you, and then I bake you into a delicious fish-person moray. I digest you, crap out the cookie and run away onto a plane, flying into hyperspace and landing on tattoine.

Wed, 01/16/2013 - 05:03

#1555

Iamnoone

thanks Immortous

but...
ummm...
I was just turned into poop. (:-(

Wed, 01/16/2013 - 18:23

#1556

Klipik

too bad :)

I stowed away on your ship and jumped out as soon as you entered the atmosphere, leaving a high explosive behind. I land on the ground unharmed thanks to my boots, and watch as your shis (and you) explode in a fireball and crash to the ground. I walk over to the wreckage, get the cookie, and sell the rest to Jawas.

Wed, 01/16/2013 - 19:02

#1557

Immortous

<3 Everybody loves me now! =D

@Iamnoone - I thought I was the one that got crapped out? O_o

Anywho,
Little did Klipik know, I was hiding in the shell of a jawa's Astromech droid. So I catapulted into Klipik's face, knocking him unconscious, and retrieved the Cookie for myself.

Wed, 01/16/2013 - 23:38

#1558

Iamnoone

Ah! You piece of crap. You're

Ah! You piece of crap. You're right. My bad. And crap doesn't eat food. It is what food becomes after it is digested.

/rips the cookie away from Immortous
MY COOKIE.

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 02:08

#1559

Xxpapaya

The papaya giggles

What you don't know, lamnoone, is that the cookie you stole from Immortous is the
Crystallized
Overpowered
Killer
IE 3 thousand

It releases a haze, similar to that of the Stagger Storm, and I quickly steal the REAL cookie away from Immortous's (dead) body =)

Sat, 01/19/2013 - 01:49

#1560

Iamnoone

I dry and grind Immortous's

I dry and grind Immortous's dead body into a powder and mix it into flour. I make a big cookie in the shape of a horse head. I decorate it with colored sugar and bake it. Then, I place it on a cooling rack with a sign saying "Don't touch the cookie".

Sat, 01/19/2013 - 09:45

#1561

Immortous

Whoa, I'm dead? D=

I sit there on the cooling rack....covered in frosting.....

Sat, 01/19/2013 - 11:48

#1562

Iamnoone

Inmates storm in and steal

Inmates storm in and steal the cookie. They run off chanting "cookie" over and over again.

Sat, 01/19/2013 - 18:46

#1563

Doom-Xx

The Dark Shadowlord is back!

And I lead an army of immortal Darkness Knights holding Gran Fausts killing you and the inmates

I take the cookie and trap it in a Dimension of Darkness

Sat, 01/19/2013 - 19:12

#1564

Immortous

Gosh Dang It Doom!

We were on a roll there! We were actually playing the game the way it was intended, with no armies or superpowers or fancy uber-swords!

....I pick the Dimension of Darkness up with my bare hands, and drop it on the floor. It shatters, and I take the cookie.... T_T

Sat, 01/19/2013 - 19:18

#1565

Feline-Grenadier

Hehe

I throw a snowball into Immortous' face. HARD. He leans backwards from the shock, his hand fumbled from the dimensional butter.

As the chocolate-sprinkled wheat paste flies into the air, I impale it with Vog's Fang. Where it lands though, is up the next guy to decide...

Sat, 01/19/2013 - 19:44

#1566

Grittle

I climb up and grab the

I climb up and grab the cookie from the fang of vog, and deciding to be a Good Guy Greg, gives it to Doom-Xx :D

Sat, 01/19/2013 - 19:58

#1567

Doom-Xx

I give Grittle a half of the

I give Grittle a half of the cookie

Sat, 01/19/2013 - 20:33

#1568

Iamnoone

/jumps /flips /grabs the

/jumps
/flips
/grabs the cookie and tumbles away

Thanks Doom-Xxxx.....

Sat, 01/19/2013 - 20:39

#1569

Xxpapaya

The papaya stole the cookie again ^^

/flies
/dives
/grabs the cookie and /flies away

Thanks lamnoone ^^ (and thanks Becky ^^)

Sun, 01/20/2013 - 15:35

#1570

Klipik

/e flies after papaya and takes the cookie back.

Sun, 01/20/2013 - 16:27

#1571

Korakc

/e shoots Kilpik's (Wings)

/e shoots Kilpik's (Wings) with a nova driver, and just before his body hits the ground I grab the cookie. After that I jump into the core and make sure no one will get the cookie!

Sun, 01/20/2013 - 21:54

#1572

Lupo-One-Hundred

I look like a tier 3 bat and kill you.

I take the cookie and All your energy and run away

Sun, 01/20/2013 - 21:59

#1573

Lupo-One-Hundred

I think

END OF STORY

For me

Sun, 01/20/2013 - 22:45

#1574

Klipik

that made no sense. none at all.

I stab you to death in three hits with my BTB, and take the cookie from your corpse that looks suspiciously like Swiss Cheese. Then I pull out my backup hoverboard and go to my other secret base. That's in the exact same place, and has all the same things, as my first secret base. This one.

Sun, 01/20/2013 - 23:16

#1575

Iamnoone

I pick the lock on the door

I pick the lock on the door of your secret base. I sneak in and steal the cheese.

(This game has come full circle and is now where it started.)

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 16:20

#1576

Lupo-One-Hundred

Hey

i revie myself make a Lego cookie and make it real I ripe it in half then runaway and make friends with vanaduk

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 16:23

#1577

Lupo-One-Hundred

Attack!!!

I attack you with vana and his friends

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 16:41

#1578

Klipik

Did you forget about the robo-laser turrets again? You think you would remember after what happened last time. Nevertheless, Iamnoone is vaporized upon coming over the horizon and The Cookie is still mine.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 17:32

#1579

Immortous

Ant-loaf

I eat the robo-laser turrets and then take the Cookie. I shove it down Klipik's throat making him eat the Cookie. Of course eating the cookie results in automatic annihilation of the consumer! So Klipik blows to smithereens, and I walk away with the perfectly whole Cookie. ^_^

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 04:45

#1580

Infernus-Dragneel

BUT!

I quickly rushed towards Immortous and did an epic tackle to him, resulting the cookie to fall into the arcade and landed on the core.

far

away

anyhow, got my spare one and ate it, its not digested so I am still in the state of danger.

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 06:15

#1581

Iamnoone

It's Infernus-Dragneel's lucky day

It's some kids birthday. All his classmates are throwing him a party in school. Everyone is taking something to school for it. Potato chips walk past my house. Then the pretzels. I see the cupcakes. Umm, cupcakes. I think about cupcakes. Would we want them. Of course we do. I go out to talk to the kid. As I approach him, I see the kid with cookies. I ask the cupcake kid if he saw my puppy and he told me no and walked away. The cookies get closer. I run in the house and get my puppy. The cookies finally arrive. I ask the cookie kid if he wants to pet Max. He says yes and hands me the box of cookies to hold for him while he pets Max. SCORE!!! I leave the kid standing there with Max as I run off with his cookies. Max runs after me. The kid starts bawling his eyes out. I feel bad. I stop and turn to give him the cookies back. I open the box and get a whiff of warm, yummy, chocolate cookies. I look. There are chunks of fudge in them. I think to myself, ah screw that kid. "Max come on", I yell. I turn and run. Max is by my side in less than a second. Those cookies are mine now.

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 06:36

#1582

Infernus-Dragneel

wow...

After reading the above post, my heart felt sad, perhaps hollow to describe it the best? I looked back at the cookies I have ate, I could have given it to the kid, but I did not. I think back at the things I could have done for him, or even the things I could do to make everything better. But when I look back at the past I couldn't help but to find myself lost in that very moment, why did I do that? Pondering the state above me, it has drawn a conclusion that I would care little, and I had found my true answer of why I didn't help the kid.

Because I was hungry, so yeah it was my lucky day :D

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 13:11

#1583

Klipik

don't get confused

The real cookie is still at the core. ...Or least it was until a minute ago, when I went down there and took it :3

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 15:50

#1584

Doom-Xx

I splat silk in Klipik's face

I splat silk in Klipik's face and take the cookie

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 17:49

#1585

Lezlyblaze

Picked up Klipik and Smaked

Picked up Klipik and Smaked Doom with him and stole the cookie and ate it. Then runs back and steals Doom's pants.

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 17:57

#1586

Iamnoone

I kick you in the head and

I kick you in the head and take Doom's pants.
KEEP AWAY! :P

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 18:00

#1587

Lezlyblaze

U never took the cookie.

Drops a Skybrandon on Iamnoone's head and retakes the pants.

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 18:54

#1588

Immortous

Ant-loaf

/shrugs

Takes the Cookie. And Doom's pants

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 07:08

#1589

Iamnoone

Opens my mouth and bites the

Opens my mouth and bites the cookie Immortous is holding. Inhales and sucks the rest of the cookie in. I take Doom's pants and heads for the flag pole. I hoist the pants up high. I stand under the pole and point, "look a doom flag".

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 07:57

#1590

Lezlyblaze

o_O

kicks Iamnoone in the head and takes the cookie. I then procede to take the whole flagpole (pants and all) and smack Iamnoone with it and runs away.

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 16:41

#1591

Doom-Xx

Good thing I got my backup pants

And I nuke you guys killing you all and I take the cookie

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 18:52

#1592

Immortous

Ant-loaf

I survived.
Diet-mtn. dew-yah!

I take the cookie, spear it with the doom-pants-flagpole, grab Doom's backup pants, and run for the hills.

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 20:10

#1593

Lezlyblaze

I was buried in the hills. My undead hand shoots up and hits Immortus (somewhere south of the boarder) and cripples him. I then take the pants and cookie and run.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 03:08

#1594

Fleet-Miss-Gun

Good thing i have Anti Planet Bombs so I set off the bombs destroying your hill, killing you, take away the cookies, and fly to the moon.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 06:34

#1595

Trabias

Dat power level....

I go Super-saiyan and use my Super-saiyan super beam to blast Fleet-miss-gun and the moon into smithereens.
The Cookie is lost in space now.... oops. >_<

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 06:38

#1596

Spearouses-Cousin

dr carrot

benyahmeen stole my cookie and durped to space with potatoes

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 07:31

#1597

Iamnoone

/sobs /rubs my hurting

/sobs
/rubs my hurting head
Lezlyblaze, I have a dent in my head.

/learns the cookie is in space and the pants are somewhere on Earth
/tries to stand to find them
/falls on my butt
/pouts
I want a cookie.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 08:36

#1598

Fleet-Miss-Gun

Activate special attack: Doom Hammer Of Death

I pop Sperouses-Cousin with my DHoD and stole his cookie and his corpse. Teleport to the alternate dimension.Then i destroy Cradle once for all.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 13:51

#1599

Grittle

I use mah summonning powers

I use mah summonning powers of LARPING and nullify the last post

Iamnoone still has the cookie

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 13:57

#1600

Lezlyblaze

I rekick Iamnoone in the head and steals the cookie. I take Doom's pants and go into my shadow realm. This time the Morgan and Bastet will not get me.

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