You still have the cookie and you're being shot at in midair. Shot one misses, whizzing passed your head. Shot two makes you pull your feet to your butt. Shot three goes through your stomach. You cough and sputter. You start to descend. You twist and turn. The ground comes fast. BAM!!!
Dammit!!!
The cookie broke.
/kicks the ground
/pouts
/finds a kid with a cookie and punches him in the face then takes his cookie
you kill all three and we all go to heaven...
...with the cookie
How come you went to heaven you 're all naughty!
Anyways, I was sneaking to see you guys fight and went to heaven or...........''''_'''' hell.
I used my secret wand and said the spell...................'IWANTACOOKETHATUHAB'......that made me went to heaven to finish at a mission until i want to exit.
I saw you guys all beaten up and looks unconscious............
I(thinking): (It is my time to get the dead cookie soul=$.Hmmmmmmmmmmm what am I supposed to do with these guys????$o$(light bulb)!)
I went to my real body and the cookie soul to the cookie and the dead men to their opposite bodies
Bodies - SOul of who?
Pipipipipi - Iamnoone
Takaseme - Pipipipipi
Iamnoone - Takaseme
I laugh and left the wand to ya'll three (the spell to return is pasted(CANARETURN2MEHBODI))
ANd once you guys done it the wand will go back to me for me to break it!
I hid the cookie one of you guys' stomach..... find out.
Clue( short poetry)
1st clue
Two men are evil, one is not,
One of you evil men has an evil plot.
Mechanism is this guy's favorite game,
Cut this guy's stomach but first he must be tame.
I switched bodys back and realised you feed the cookie to me, the cookie digests and I give myself a new one
yeah and we didn't fight, I saved a whole entire flying island full of inoccents
so basicly we still have the cookie in heaven.
and Takaseme and Iamnoone were still alive
U cant remove darkness from the cookie
I awaken and destroy you all. I go back into the dormant state
since when did you put darkness on the cookie?
I put darkness on myself and turn into the Snarbolax
I eat Doom-Xx and the cookie
oh well... no more cookie.
I still blow you up with a land mine.
Thats all. Bye!
I am the cookie overlord! And I command you all to fight one another pointlessly for the cookie!
a tin foil cap from Munchkin. XD
I then replace the cookie with a replica and go eat it.
While Tedme eats the replica cookie, I sneak in and steal the real one. I dash out the back door and run into the woods with the cookie. A helicopter is waiting in a clearing and I fly to freedom. The cookie is all mine.
But when you tried to eat me, I kill you and go back into the dormant state. I hire Darth Vader to kill the rest of you
While you are walking away with the cookie, you walk into my cleverly placed trap of sleeping gas. Unfortunately for you, immortality does not prevent against sleeping gas, so you fall to the floor asleep. I walk out of the shadows with my gas mask, and gently take the cookie from your limp fingers. I then slice open a rip in the space-time continuum with my quantum sword, Arkanum, and through the portal lies the inner secrets of the Core. I step through the portal, returning to my lair, while the rip seals itself behind me. The sealing of the rip results in a tremendous release of Antimatter, destroying Doom, the trap, and anything else in a 3 trillion lightyear radius. All that is left of the game's various participants is a memory, and their fingerprints on the cookie. The cookie transforms back into its true form, the Guardian of the Core, and resumes its old life doing whatever it is Cores do. I take a nap inside the core.
~My cookie <(^_^)>
Actually, immortality does protect against sleeping gas. So I faked to be asleep.
I am immune to antimatter and I destroy it with darkness.
You were minding your own business when I suddenly came and blasted you with dark lightning. You are now a memory.
I go to the core and infuse the cookie with darkness again, and I throw chuck Norris at the core. They just said chuck Norris couldn't be killed. They didn't say he couldn't be thrown
He hits the core, and it opens, releasing the swarm.
Using my darkness powers, I take control of the swarm and all the void monsters are now under my command.
I also infuse the core with darkness. BUT I take the cookie into the core and all the swarm monsters. The core closes
If the core opens I will awaken and kill you
You are no match for the Dark Shadowlord (PS I'm the only Dark Shadowlord and no one is stronger than me)
The core is guarded by the swarm. You first must pick up the echo stones and... Well, you figure it out urself, turds
Well, you have to discover the message it's holding. Then you will...
Hint: read the stones
And you have to do the shadow lairs in order
-It doesn't matter if you were pretending to be asleep or not, I still took the cookie.
-You couldn't get inside the core to blast me with dark lightning.
-The swarm doesn't come from inside the core. The Echo Stones say nothing about that. (they are on the wiki)
Now what actually happened:
The Core's defenses detect the incoming Chuck Norris and attempt to blast him our of the sky. Quickly realizing that its weapons are having no effect, the Core wakes me to deal with the situation. I manually rearrange the clockworks so that the Royal Jelly Palace is directly in between Chuck and the Core. Norris hits RJP, smashing through the Royal Jelly and his kingdom and reducing it to nothing more than slimy rubble. However, all that slimy slime goo slows him down just enough for me to initiate the next stage of my plan. I fire up the Core's engines, which move it just out of the way of Chuck Norris. The Core then is confronted with the Swarm army and its leader, the Fallen Angel Doom-Xx. He looses a few bolts of Darkness Energy at the Core, which are easily absorbed by its shields. The Core stops as another spacetime rupture appears directly above it. I gracefully jump through and land on the top of the Core, wielding a small silver pistol that glows with an eerie blue light. I raise the weapon and fire it directly behind Doom, into the heart of the swarm (ucwhutIdidthar). With this single shot of the Bosonic String Pistol, the forces of the Swarm are completely vaporized, leaving behind a charred Depth 29. I reenter the Core, as it once again powers up its engines and breaks free of Cradle, which is no longer needed since the return of the Guardian and the return of the Core to full power. Once safely back in its true domain of deep space, the Core begins to shift, its many body panels twisting and molding themselves into an enormous spaceship, fifty times the size of the Skylark. The Guardian, which was in reality only a key to trigger the transformation, is no longer needed. I order it to turn back into the Cookie, as the awakened Xandarian space probe begins its long journey back to its mothership with news of a new sector to conquer and destroy.
~My cookie <(^_^)>
Everything was fine for a short while,
and then I came and was like "hey can I have the cookie"
you were all like "ok" and gave the cookie to me
I got the cookie and I went away and I was no longer there
to be continud????????
(effort token into this post: 0)
Uhhhh I made up dark Shadowlord.... Idiot
The swarm can't be killed. Not anymore. I gave it the power of darkness. It comes to life again in 10 seconds.
Whatever I say, whatever I can do
Realizing that the core was strong, I suddenly glow with darkness, and my armor turns darker
I blast beams of darkness all over the place destroying everything. I then blast a huge beam at the core causing it to break apart. It fell back to Cradle, and reassembled, minus the engines and now the defenses were under my control. You are left in space and you crash down like a meteor. I take the cookie from your hands while you are unconscious and I go inside the core.
I then throw you into the Vana shadow lair
I destroy the cookie and make a new one that isn't a guardian
I trap it inside some special lockbox
The message from the echo stones I was trying to get you to figure out had nothing to do with the core.
It means:
All those who oppose me and try to take the cookie will be killed. By...
The swarm.
I can control this world. AND YOU SHALL DIE!
PS whatever I say whatever happens
-I never objected to the dark shadowlord-thingy.
-In 10 seconds, I was long gone into the depths of space.
-YOU CAN'T DESTROY THE COOKIE, THE COOKIE IS INDESTRUCTIBLE O_O But seriously, that destroys the point of the game. The Cookie is the Cookie, period.
-No, whatever you say happens does not necessariy happen. It only happens until someone says they did something about it. If it worked that way, I could just say "I take the cookie with magic powers and no one takes it back ever. iwin Trololololol". Do you see the problem? That's not fun.
I steal the cookie and hide it in a safe in my secret fort.
Those rules will never work on me. Anyway, I turned back into my own self and transformed into a Crimson knight. DOn't worry I'll put peace back!!!
Flips the table using pshychokenesis /('o')/ )^]
I'm your opponent now, Doom-Xx!!!
I used my Crimson's sphere ( i named it like that cos crimson is the lion of fire and light: this move lightens up the world and negates the power of Doom-Xx)
Now how can we settle this?
I used another Crimson sphere!
I used my blazord (blaze zord)
Rams at Doom-Xx and slaches an air (doom) \slash(me).
Doom laughs.
I just smiled and said i like trains.
Trains Rammed at Doom and while i said i like trains my clone that i never said that i did, set up a bomb everywhere sticking at the trains(sticky bombs: sticks what it touches and boom!)
3.......2........1..........0............BOOM!
Doom flew up high and fell down infront of me and then i stepped at his back and showed my sword infront of his face.
I summoned Luke Skywalker from star wars and told him to let me have his soldiers to arrest Doom-Xx and take him to his(luke's)planet without a helmet. =)
I baked millions of cookies and gave them away to all knights.
Feel happy?
BAkes a larger cookie for them to steel it!
Only take the big cookie not the little cookies ok!
Need me?
Just type' HELP ME ODIN FOR GOD's SAKE!'
I didn't give cookie to IAMNOONE
Peoples! peoples! Calm your thirst to destroy those cookies!
I, myself is the mighty cookie overlord, so you can always ask me for a spare cookie!
but only once
I realized it was just a dream when I was dormant
I realized you were all foolishly trying to steal the darkness infused cookie when I woke up
In 1.1 seconds you were all dead
I cut all of you into a billion pieces and put them in lockboxes
I realize you were foolish enough to think it was all a dream.
I glue myself and everybody back togather, and bake you some cookies.
I leave my lair and let you guys have it
I go to the cookie planet and infuse the planet with darkness
Now the cookie planet is mine
And it's got super strong defenses.
..........................................................
Enjoying the cookies here...
You can have a free cookie if you don't attack
You can't have multiple Cookies! You can have as many cookies as you want, but there is only one of The Cookie.
*Walks into Doom's lair and takes The Cookie, because he said we could have it*
*Seals the cookie in my 1-foot-thick carbon-steel and titanium lockbox*
*Stores the lockbox in section H-73, level -58, hall B, room 58260 (or simply room H73.-58.B.60) in one of my hundreds of thousands of heavily guarded fortresses hidden somewhere in, or in between, the 16th and 20th dimensions*
~My Cookie. <(^_^)>
Actually, I didn't make up the cookie planet
Atrumvindex did. It can't be destroyed (what he said)
But he didn't say I couldn't infuse it with darkness
Ahhhhh. Enjoying the cookies here
Meanders into Klipik's fortress, opens the lockbox door, and strolls out with the cookie.
Darkness(a black hole).
I don't think darkness works.
I wasn't cut off because i was at the parallel universe where everything is ilegal.
I came to cookie planet and use my Azure form .
I made a large cloud and scratched them together for friction and lightning struck to Doom and the cookie makers and deliverer.
I used my meta terra wind to blow up all the darkness.
I kicked doom to make sure that he is dead for sure./('_')/ \(x_x)\
Buys a large cookie for 25 cents.
Hides it at Almire, Blaze Storm Citadel, not Fire Storm CItadel.
Covers it with pizza plastic that makes it taste like pizza or cookie
switches(cookie>)
CLEAR!
WAiting and watching..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W20aY35bgtc
it is so disturbing but makes you laugh......
I hire vana to break the Blaze Storm Citadel, and vana buys me free cookies to eat.
Watches as Divine fails to remove the darkness and Gets killed by a Dark Quasar
*Watches Immortous approach the entrance to the compound and get vaporized by a plasma turret*
~Still my Cookie. <(^_^)>
Man, I dunno how many cookies are on this planet
Just in case anyone gets past the dark quasars...
Inner defenses activated
WHY DO YOU GUYS UNDERESTIMATE ME !?!?
meh. so complicated, so i shall reduce that complication.
i use my nexus power to be invincible for 1 minute and can walk thru wall for 2 minutes.
i take the cookie ^_^
(no, i dont underestimate you)
The Quasars destroy ur invulnerability and kill you
The original cookie is on the cookie planet and u will never know which one it is.
i use my chroma cloaking powers instead and dodge the quasars. then i shout, I AM SMALL AND GREEN WITH FAINT BROWN MARKINGS! and use the parts that i got from the evil spookat lair (once i was in a candle keep and i got a bunch of construct drops) and i build a warp device, and set the coordinates to the coordinates that is on the tracking device that i put on the cookie LONG ago... and i take the cookie and warp to my house, and hide it... UNDA THE MINERALS IN DA ARCADE! ^_^
and i change the cookie flavor to DEATH flavor.
I have the original cookie, remember? It's in my impenetrable fortress between dimensions.
*throws concentrated Dark Energy into each of the dark quasars, causing them to dissipate*
*opens an interdimensional portal next to the sun*
*opens the other side of the portal at the core of the cookie planet, melting the planet instantly*
*harvests all the minerals in the entire arcade and deposits them into the gate builders, revealing the death-flavored cookie*
*feeds the death-flavored cookie to a large rat, who eats the entire thing in one bite and dies, getting rid of the cookie*
*invents a cookie magnet*
*collects all the cookies in the universe except The Cookie, and throws them into a sun which then explodes into a supernova, while the core of the sun collapses into a supermassive black hole and sucks back in all the explosion debris.*
*blows up the earth by spreading several centillion megatons of compressed TNT and antimatter throughout the planet's mantle instantaneously*
There. Now there are no more cookies, and nowhere to make more cookies. I HAVE THE ONLY COOKIE.
Ok, enough of this fake and real cookie !#@$. I hereby use my self-granted powers to RESET THE GAME. From
this point forward, there is one Cookie. No replicas can be made. The Cookie cannot be eaten. The Cookie cannot be destroyed. The Cookie is simply The Cookie.
*places The Cookie on the table*
Have fun. <(^_^)>
I destroy the chemical makeup and particles of the cookie by making walruses fart upon it.
I REDO the game and now the REDO failed and actually we got to a parallel universe where you can use laser beams(but only at colosium battles that i had just made yesterday),TEAM battles are like when your team finished all the team, you two should fight til' one of you guys are alive(winner wins the cookie, you can steal cookie when cops are out at the beach playing Puzzle Pirates)
If you want to get the cookie first you must do team battle at colosium(laser beams are allowed at colosium).
Team battle started at my colosium(GOD'S COLOSIUM)
Me w/ (No- name)(expert) VERSUS (mystery)(Expert)(x100 opponents),2 people each team
Kills No-name(expert) then kills the other people alone
wins he cookie..........................FOR THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw a large extending armor that can protect the cookie .
The King gave me his throne for me to give the next cookie(actually I was the first one to be alive in the 100,000,000 years of this colosium battles)
to the next winnar!!!!!!
CAlls cops.
Me: c'mere!
COP1: Puzzle Pirates!
Me:(puts down the phone)
WINK!
The Dark Quasars can't dissipate, causing none of this to happen and I still have the cookie.
YOU ARE UNDERESTIMATING ME!
but I killed Ballos first and flew away with the cookie with balrog cuz his curse is lifted before the walls crush me. I still have the cookie.