You're cheating, more than I do. You prevent it from being stolen at all. People steal my cookie, then I hunt them down.
And my cannon fires a lazor
So I send a black hole to the dimension and it sucks the asteroid up.
My cookie
.
Sun, 01/06/2013 - 15:41
#1502
You're cheating, more than I
Sun, 01/06/2013 - 16:35
#1503
I can defend, you just have to attack better
*left cookie at the base while he goes to run some errands, comes back and the base is gone*
"What!?" >.<
*hunts down Doom and finds him, hits him in the back of the head, stuns him, and takes the Cookie*
*teleports to secondary base on mars*
~My Cookie.
Sun, 01/06/2013 - 17:49
#1504
I plant Dark Stagger Storms
I fire dark lightning randomly disabling defenses
I plant Dark Stagger Storms and it stupefied you and dealt shadow damage. I steal the cookie while you are stupefied and I blew up your second base.
My cookie
Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:03
#1505
*was wearing Snarby Coat with Stun Resist Max*
*knocked the remote out of your hand and stopped you from pressing the "destroy klipik's base" button*
~still my cookie.
Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:27
#1506
KA-BAR
"I kilt a bar wit yur niyf wen it waz bited in haf." k a bar!
Den I wak awy wit te coky.
Sun, 01/06/2013 - 18:44
#1507
engrish pl0xz
Sun, 01/06/2013 - 19:06
#1508
I steal immortous's cookie
I steal immortous's cookie after he ran into my trap. A harpoon came and stole the cookie
It's my cookie now
Sun, 01/06/2013 - 20:21
#1509
Ill just ignore that immortous part
*Throws a shuriken that cuts the harpoon's line on the way back to Doom*
~My cookie.
Mon, 01/07/2013 - 07:17
#1510
I am INVISIBLE!
I drink an invisibility potion, sneak up on Kiplik, steal the cookie, then RUN AWAY LAUGHING MANIACALLY! (Remember, I'm still invisible.)
Mon, 01/07/2013 - 12:55
#1511
but you were ''LAUGHING
but you were ''LAUGHING MANIACALLY!'' so i just threw a double-bladed battleaxe at the source of the laughter and cut some part of you ( i don't know, you were invisible, yknow). anyways, there's this wierd gurling sound coming from the place the axe is floating, and the cookie rolls away from what might have been your hand (i repeat, its hard to see an invisible person's bodyparts). i take it to a cookie party, where all is wonderfull and covered with dough.
Mon, 01/07/2013 - 13:01
#1512
Ant-loaf
I cover myself in dough like everything else, and sneak up on you. Then I replace the Cookie in your hand with an eel, hide the Cookie under my doughiness, and melt back into the rest of the dough and escape.
Mon, 01/07/2013 - 13:08
#1513
I locate the dough leaving the party and blast it with a hose, removing the dough from Immortous and stunning him at the same time, as high-powered fire truck hoses tend to do. Then I take the Cookie from his unconscious form and melt back into the shadows.
~MY Cookie <(^_^)>
Mon, 01/07/2013 - 14:58
#1514
I control a black hole which
I control a black hole which takes the cookie
That was easy
Mon, 01/07/2013 - 15:23
#1515
FALCON PUNCH!
Unfortunately you forgot that the black isn't really a black hole, It's white, Meaning it spits the cookie out and sucks you into nothingness....I grab the cookie and hand it to the next poster, Unless they be Doom-Xx, Cause he be dead! :Y
Mon, 01/07/2013 - 16:22
#1516
Ant-loaf
(lol'd at your white-hole logic Fall)
I graciously accept the Cookie!
Then I bake it into a cookie cake, which is baked into a bigger cookie cake, which is sealed in granite and locked in a time capsule for 20 years.
Mon, 01/07/2013 - 16:24
#1517
Granite is nothing to me, and
Granite is nothing to me, and I break it with my hands. I take the cookie.
I lock it in some unknown material harder than diamond. It's in a max security room
Mon, 01/07/2013 - 16:59
#1518
I split the lock/room with Arkanum, allowing me to simply walk through the newly formed perfect split in the wall and retrieve the cookie. The material remains unharmed, and I simply push it back together and undo the cut. I walk out, and you don't even know what happens.
BTW, quantum sword came from this - http://www.amazon.com/Star-Jumper-Journal-Cardboard-Genius/dp/1553378873
Mon, 01/07/2013 - 19:28
#1519
Darkness is Arkanum proof. I
Darkness is Arkanum proof. I still have cookie
Find another way that doesn't involve Arkanum
Mon, 01/07/2013 - 19:30
#1520
what darkness
you just said super-hard material. you said nothing about darkness.
Tue, 01/08/2013 - 08:51
#1521
FALCON PUNCH!
No one gives a crup 'bout darkness! Especially me! so therefore your darkness can't stop me from taking the cookie from you. But I don't need to take the cookie from you because you got sucked into a vortex! Which spits out the cookie. The cookie is covered in sprinkles from the next dimension, I leave the cookie on a table where ANYONE can get it. Any questions?
Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:50
#1522
i take the cookie from the
i take the cookie from the table, turn it death flavor and shove it in doom-xx's mouth. then i seal his mouth with pure power.
(reminder: death flavor kills u)
Doom's Cookie :3
Tue, 01/08/2013 - 10:49
#1523
i take the cookie from the
Double Post D:<
Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:21
#1524
FALCON PUNCH!
You are disqualified for double posting, Therefore the cookie is given to the next poster.
Tue, 01/08/2013 - 13:18
#1525
I take the cookie, even though I had it all along anyways.
Tue, 01/08/2013 - 20:05
#1526
/smacks Klipik in the face
/smacks Klipik in the face with a shovel
/takes the cookie and hides in another thread
/breaks the cookies in half to be shared in the other thread
Tue, 01/08/2013 - 20:58
#1527
COOKEH INDESTRUCTEHBULL!!
*Rips through thread-dimensions with Arkanum (dimensional portals remember) and takes the cookie back*
Wed, 01/09/2013 - 15:32
#1528
FALCON PUNCH!
^ Is irrelevant
< Has the cookie
V Takes the cookie.
Wed, 01/09/2013 - 19:34
#1529
wrong game
*Takes the cookie back.*
Thu, 01/10/2013 - 07:35
#1530
Hai, Anyone remember me from a couple of pages ago? I'm baaaack
/e uses Acheolus' horn and floods Klipik in BISCUITS.
I then use a cookie magnet and attract the cookie.
"OM NOM NOM"
The biscuits are supposed to enrage Klipik because they are related to cookies.
If you don't know Acheolus (that's his name right?) read up on Greek myths
Thu, 01/10/2013 - 15:30
#1531
FALCON PUNCH!
But myths are myths, So you can't really depend on a myth to help you. So therefore Klipik kicks your arse and takes the cookie.
Thu, 01/10/2013 - 19:26
#1532
Ant-loaf
I find a vial of liquid on a table. It says "Drink Me", so I do! I then shrink to the size of a short-height mod! What a lovely surprise! While in my dimunitive form, I notice a box of pastries with and emblem reading, "Eat Me". I eat this, thinking I'll get an extra-short-height mod, but I'm restored to a normal height...
And the only reason I'm telling you this is cause while you listened intently to me,
I STOLE THE COOKIE! ^_^
Thu, 01/10/2013 - 21:53
#1533
I sneak behind Immortous hit
I sneak behind Immortous hit him with a bat and switch the cookie in his hand with a cookie shaped bomb
and I run with the cookie
Sat, 01/12/2013 - 10:01
#1534
I trip you and the cookie falls at my feet.
Sat, 01/12/2013 - 19:40
#1535
FALCON PUNCH!
But a dog comes and eats the cookie, So I bake another one and send it to Boswick for safe keeping.
Sun, 01/20/2013 - 16:25
#1536
I locate the cookie
Never mind wrong page XD
Sat, 01/12/2013 - 21:24
#1537
COOKEH INDESTRUCTEHBULL!!
The dog explodes upon putting the cookie into its mouth, because the Cookie cannot be eaten. I pick the cookie up, shake off the dog bits, and put it in my pocket. Of my pants. Which are made out of kevlar interwoven with teflon and titanium wires. And closed with a button.
Sun, 01/13/2013 - 07:21
#1538
infinite stratos power!
I stab your pants with the yukihira nigaya, causing them to break and reveal your underwear. As you get laughed at by everyone in this thread I escape with the cookie.
Sun, 01/13/2013 - 08:20
#1539
mind explaining what a "yukihira nigaya" is?
Sun, 01/13/2013 - 20:13
#1540
FALCON PUNCH!
Another myth I presume, And you can't rely on myths so, You die.
Sun, 01/13/2013 - 20:21
#1541
...die?
All he did was try to stab my pants. I don't think you would die from that.
Mon, 01/14/2013 - 07:24
#1542
@Trabias
I'll show up with my super shiny skolver coat with bonus status resistance against poison medium! You'll be so amazed that you die and I'll EAT the cookie.
Mon, 01/14/2013 - 07:28
#1543
If ye guys are wondering what
If ye guys are wondering what the yukihira nigata is
http://infinite-stratos.wikia.com/wiki/Byakushiki Here.
Mon, 01/14/2013 - 13:06
#1544
so...
It's a giant mecha-lightsaber?
Mon, 01/14/2013 - 14:53
#1545
Yeah, and I stab you with it
Yeah, and I stab you with it :>
Mon, 01/14/2013 - 16:31
#1546
I think you might ahve some trouble picking that up...
And it would probably do more than cut just my pants off. Regardless, I positioned the cookie so that you stab the cookie instead of me. It bounced off, because teh Cookie is Indestructehbull.
Mon, 01/14/2013 - 17:07
#1547
In Klipik's rush, he shoves the cookie in a bush and runs. I eat the cookie.
Mon, 01/14/2013 - 17:39
#1548
COOKEH.... INDESTRUCTEHBULL!!
YU CANNOT EAT TEH COOKEH! TEH COOKEH EZ ENDESTROOCTEBULL!
Mon, 01/14/2013 - 19:27
#1549
Ant-loaf
Seeing as the Cookie is inedible, and bushes can't talk, I simply pluck the Cookie from the random bush, hook it up to my personal "Predator" Drone, and send it to an unidentified island somewhere in the Pacific Oce- I mean on Mars... >_>
Tue, 01/15/2013 - 00:42
#1550
Mars bars!
I toss the yukihira nigata at the predator drone, causing it to explode and drop the cookie into
The marina trench. OOPS.
*Fires the asteroid's thrusters, dodging the cannon's bullet*
*watches Iamnoone get vaporized before he gets within 300 feet of the base*
~still my cookie. <(^_^)>