I drop a tahtorak on the zivon, causing them to start fighting with each other.
As they fight, i steal the cookie and drag Immortous out the zone, leaving the zivon and tahtorak to duel it out.
I then stuff the cookie into Immortous's mouth before throwing him off the cliff.
.
Sun, 03/10/2013 - 02:23
#1852
Beef-mojo
Sun, 03/10/2013 - 15:59
#1853
Ant-loaf
Yay! I'm free! Free as a bird!
/sees ground rushing up to meet me
/sighs...
Lemme rephrase that...I'm free as a flightless bird...
Sun, 03/10/2013 - 16:06
#1854
I slapped immortous with a
I slapped immortous with a piece of cookie, stole his cookie, and ran away.
Sun, 03/10/2013 - 18:27
#1855
I tripped Dontsayanythingnow
I tripped Dontsayanythingnow and took the cookie when it popped out of his hand.
Sun, 03/17/2013 - 18:49
#1856
Mojo-beef
As the Cookie flew out of his hand, it fell down the cliff and sped up to me. I caught it!
"YEEEEEEEES! IT'S OURS! PRECIOUS! PRECIOUS! AHAHAHOHOHAHEHEHAHOAHAHA!!!"
Tue, 03/19/2013 - 15:02
#1857
Poison
As Immortous proceeded to eat the cookie, I blast it with my Biohazard, poisoning it. He starts to choke when he is chewing the cookie, and then collapses. I take the cookie out of his throat and proceed to remove the poison with a remedy capsule. When Suddenly....
Tue, 03/19/2013 - 17:43
#1858
No.....gollum! It was OURS, precious. OURS!
Tricksy little Intelchapsterses...
Tue, 03/19/2013 - 18:22
#1859
I'll let you go this time, but remember you can't eat the cookie
I punch your face in the face and take the cookie before you notice anything's even wrong.
Wed, 03/20/2013 - 11:12
#1860
Dang that must have hurt.
I stab Klipik in the back with my celery sword dropping him to the floor. I kick him in the head to make sure he is dead before i bend over to pick up the cookie.
/runs away with he cookie before anyone sees me
Wed, 03/20/2013 - 12:14
#1861
Umm
I kindly ask lamnoone for the cookie
:D
and stand there idly.. with the cookie
Wed, 03/20/2013 - 13:21
#1862
EAT ALL THE COOKIES!!11!1
Server kicks Diamondshreddie for idling, and I bake a new batch of cookies, and while I proceed to eat them all...
Wed, 03/20/2013 - 21:59
#1863
That's nice of you
I take the real Cookie from the spot Diamond was disconnected.
Thu, 03/21/2013 - 08:29
#1864
Mojo-beef
I snatch it from Nokilp! Aha!
I'll give it to anyone who plays a game of riddles with me. =O
Riddle me this,
"What have I got in my pocketses?"
Thu, 03/21/2013 - 13:11
#1865
Oh oh oh!!
Diamondshreddie had logged on
Diamondshreddie asks Immortus: "Is it a UV Yummy bonus VH Cookie??!
Thu, 03/21/2013 - 14:19
#1866
^
Who's "Immortus"? (O....hint hint)
Fri, 03/22/2013 - 02:25
#1867
0.o
/reaches into Immortous's pocket grabbing the first thing I feel
I know what's in your pocket. :P
I take the cookie and run.
Fri, 03/22/2013 - 06:51
#1868
Iam!
HEY! Those were my keys you stole!
/shakes head in disbelief...
Now how are we gonna get back from OOO HQ if I can't drive us?
/offers Iam to trade Cookie for keys
Sat, 03/23/2013 - 15:29
#1869
Mine.
I grab the keys out of Iamnoone's hand, runs over to Immortous, and stabs him in the eyes for not letting me get a Battle Sprite (in corrupt a wish). I then steal the cookie out of Immortous's pocket and run away as fast as i can.
Sat, 03/23/2013 - 16:51
#1870
Mojo-beef
This is unbelievable....
/rubs stabbed eyes
/sighs...
/remembers the MCV is a button-start, and doesn't use keys!
All's well now. =D
Mon, 03/25/2013 - 19:13
#1871
/runs Mechanopocalypse over
/runs Mechanopocalypse over with the MCV then jumps and takes the cookie and drives away
Tue, 03/26/2013 - 12:41
#1872
O...
*Is left in the dust because of a one-letter proper-noun typo*
D:
Tue, 03/26/2013 - 16:17
#1873
^
Haha, let's take him along Iam.
"Diamond, feel free to mount the roof of the MCV if ya like."
Tue, 03/26/2013 - 18:38
#1874
Frankly, my dear, we do give a damn.
When I finished eating all the cookies I baked, I become an obese knight and when I attempt to climb up my stairs, I fall back down, crashing through the window until bouncing to and on to the speeding MCV crushing it. I eat the cookie that lamoone took, and realize that I have a craving for wolvermeat instead. So I toss the cookie on to the ground as it rolls into a sewer, where it falls through the clockworks, eventually landing in Lord Vanaduke's hand.
Wed, 03/27/2013 - 17:02
#1875
My hand reaches out from the
My hand reaches out from the MCV trying to save the cookie but with 10 tons of Intel on me...
/coughs
/spits blood
Thu, 03/28/2013 - 12:20
#1876
OH NOES!
/takes a pin and pops Intel.
Intel flies around the room like a balloon! *EEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEeEeEEeEE*
/picks up the Cookie
/throws it at the MCV
KABLAMOO. The MCV is like new!
/helps Iam up
Thu, 03/28/2013 - 20:28
#1877
Thanks.
/spits out a tooth
Thanks.
/spits out a tooth and some blood
/stands but notices a crook in my mid-section
Dang, Intel, that hurt.
/cough
/spits more blood
Fri, 03/29/2013 - 16:55
#1878
Uuuuuhhhhhmm
/thinks about what fun ye fellow knights must be having in the MCV
/starts walking to catch up
"Good thing mercurial demo set has movement speed increase, right?"
....
"right..?"
Sun, 03/31/2013 - 09:18
#1879
where did the keys come from otherwise
/parachutes onto MCV roof with circular saw
/cuts off roof
/steals cookie
/flies away as the MCV returns to a crushed heap of metal
Sun, 03/31/2013 - 10:32
#1880
He Is Risen!
Aw Klipik....I just fixed the Mysterious Candy Van.... Now I have no roof....
/think "What to do?...."
"Aha!"
/throws handy dandy grappling hook at Klipik
/snags Klipik in the nostril
/pulls Klipik down
"Not so fast, infidel!"
/takes Cookie
/throws it at MCV
(MCV is repaired)
/hands Cookie back to Klipik
"Alrighty. You can have it now!" =D
Happy Easter!
Sun, 03/31/2013 - 10:39
#1881
ok then
I win :D
Sun, 03/31/2013 - 11:55
#1882
Not so fast.
Even on Easter...
/smacks Klipik in the face with a wooden plank
/takes the cookie that just popped out of his hand
Thanks for the cookie.
/happily walks away eating the cookie
Sun, 03/31/2013 - 13:56
#1883
D:
/sprints over, stopping to pant heavily
/picks up wooden plank
/revs Klipik
...
/whittles a detailed carving of a shard bomb barrage
Thu, 04/04/2013 - 18:39
#1884
Hey guise.
As I was flying across the place, (since Immortous popped me) I crash into Diamondshreddie and lamnoone, and take the cookie as I fly across the landscape. =D
Mon, 04/01/2013 - 07:21
#1885
Mon, 04/01/2013 - 09:31
#1886
Shhh!!!
Intel just knows ma
Shhh!!!
Intel just knows ma secret. I am the only knight to have been able to start their user name with a lower case letter.
Tue, 04/02/2013 - 12:14
#1887
WHO MISSED ME?
i come back to this thread after quite some time, climb up a mountain to see how its going, then intel (who was, in both ways, very high) crashes into me.
i then steal the enemy intel, and bring it to my base, put it in a locked drawer, then i go to a lab. where i experiment on the cookie and somehow i give it tentacles.
Tue, 04/02/2013 - 13:55
#1888
I crash through the roof of your base and cut off the tentacles with a cookie-sized, razor-sharp, cylindrical knife blade. Then I use it to cut your heart out and run away.
Thu, 04/04/2013 - 06:35
#1889
OH-HAI-I'M-BACK-TOO!
I force the entirety of the new SK UI onto Klipik, causing him to fall back into Kraanx's base. I then use possession on the tentacles and force them to rip klipik into pieces. The cookie is no where to be found... ; _ ;
Thu, 04/04/2013 - 06:35
#1890
OH-HAI-I'M-BACK-TOO!
I force the entirety of the new SK UI onto Klipik, causing him to fall back into Kraanx's base. I then use possession on the tentacles and force them to rip klipik into pieces. The cookie is no where to be found... ; _ ;
Thu, 04/04/2013 - 10:11
#1891
Oh, looky here.
While I took my journey into FSC, I found a cookie in a roadside ditch. I took the cookie, fed it to a slag, and suck-slashed it with a Voltedge. The cookie was digested :~;
Thu, 04/04/2013 - 12:00
#1892
well this is going nowhere.
Goes to the nearest grocery store to buy cookie dough.
Thu, 04/04/2013 - 12:43
#1893
I steal the cookie dough, place it into a heatproof bag, and throws it into mount doom. Have fun
Thu, 04/04/2013 - 13:19
#1894
Alright yall...
I've been down there awhile, just chillin'.
/swims up
/grabs the Cookie before it hits the lava
"YEEEESSS, PRECIOUS! IT'S OURS! What shall we do with it, Precious? Oh! We knows! We'll eats it! =D
Thu, 04/04/2013 - 14:06
#1895
What a convenience...
Apparently, a Vog Cub swims up and finds fresh pray, Immortous, who is made of... Trojan meat...? Anyways, The Vog snatched the cookie instead and scrams away.
Meanwhile in Haven, I purchase a Fang of Vog from Brinks. Brinks pulled a fang from the Vog, and it had the cookie on it, fresh and crispy.
Hyper-Shock couldn't consume the cookie since he's a Mecha Knight. WHAT A FORTUNATE COOKIE.
Thu, 04/04/2013 - 18:21
#1896
I go down to FSC and get the REAL cookie from the intestines of the slag. My cookie. I put it in a lockbox and surround it with these.
And remember everyone, eating the cookie causes you to explode! Violently! :D
Thu, 04/04/2013 - 18:33
#1897
Ant-loaf
Wait, when did a slag eat the Cookie? O_o
Thu, 04/04/2013 - 18:34
#1898
Double-post
Thu, 04/04/2013 - 19:07
#1899
Right Here.
Turns out "nowhere to be found" is in that ditch.
Fri, 04/05/2013 - 05:56
#1900
I shoot Klipik with a Blitz needle at close range, and take the cookie from his corpse with 15 needles in. Then I fire another 15 in, for luck
Well thanks...
/goes back to sobbing in the Zone of Darkness...
/throws Cookie at Mr. Zivon
"JUST TAKE IT!!!"
/cry...