I punch you in the face, you cry like a baby, I take the cookie kill fleet, and throw iam into a vat of acid along with the cookie.
.
Thu, 02/07/2013 - 23:27
#1702
I punch you in the face, you
Fri, 02/08/2013 - 06:13
#1703
:3
I stand in the vat of acid. My hair instantly vanished coming in contact with the acid. My skin bubbles as it melts. Stream rises from the vat as I get eaten away. I start to giggle and raise the cookie with both hands. I proclaim to the world, "It's mine. It's mine. It's all mine! I have the cookie and when I go, the cookie goes with me."
/noms on the cookie
The acid noms on me.
/slowly dissolves into the acid with the cookie
That's it. Gzilla F'ed up. The cookie is gone. End of story.
...and don't get mad at me. Gzilla did it.
Fri, 02/08/2013 - 17:17
#1704
Nice Iam... =P
Sike! Did he get yall good? Here's what really happened!
So...here's the Cookie Iam. Rub it in to heal your meltedness. You popsicle, you!
Fri, 02/08/2013 - 18:04
#1705
;D
Have no fear.
No one is here.
No one dissolved into the vat of acid and no one returns with the cookie. It's like being magic.
/poof and no one is gone
/takes the cookie to my Cambodian jungle tree fort
Ha ha, you can't take a cookie from no one. :D
/splits the cookie in half
/hands half to the monkey sitting in a near by tree
Fri, 02/08/2013 - 22:36
#1706
places a banana on the tree(a
places a banana on the tree(a banana that makes monkeys jump on the knight/monster/ordinary man who gave it the cookie).
The monkey jumped on iamnoone's long sinister face.
Iamnoone wiggled about everywhere and fell into the volcano with i huge amount of mint and cute ,cuddly,and chubby bunnies =3.
I took the half cookie from Iamnoone because i watched him put in a jar so i would know
Then pays friend a punch and i ran away and gave a 1/3 to a fellow hungry wolf or A.K.A. the one and only BEOWULF.
And now BEOWULF will guide me at taking the cookie,protecting the cookie, and beating someone up as a thank to my ''generosity'' to ''it''.
Fri, 02/08/2013 - 22:40
#1707
hate errors
I told a friend to fix the cookieThen pays friend a punch and i ran away and gave a 1/3 to a fellow hungry wolf or A.K.A. the one and only BEOWULF.
And now BEOWULF will guide me at taking the cookie,protecting the cookie, and beating someone up as a thank to my ''generosity'' to ''it''.
Sat, 02/09/2013 - 01:22
#1708
Due to double post, Divine
Due to double post, Divine Railgun is stabbed by god. Finally, I get what I deserve: The cookie!
Sat, 02/09/2013 - 01:28
#1709
NOPE
which i then eat. good luck with that.
Sat, 02/09/2013 - 04:33
#1710
POOF
The winds swirl as I rise from the volcano with evil bunnies dripping off of me.
Fleet-Misses with Gun, you deserve a cookie.
/runs to the nearest bakery and asks for one
When the clerk hands it to me...
/punches in the face
/takes the cookie and runs
/pants
Here you go Fleety.
/hands Fleety the cookie
Sat, 02/09/2013 - 05:08
#1711
@Fleet here.
Thank you, Iamnoone. But you deserve this cookie so I give back you.
Sat, 02/09/2013 - 08:14
#1712
Thanks but...
/refuses the cookie
No, it's yours.
/feels bad for the bakery clerk
/go and gets a hot cup of coffee for the clerk
/goes back to bakery
/throws the coffee in the clerks face
/takes another cookie
It's cool Fleet. I have one
Sat, 02/09/2013 - 09:16
#1713
Fortunately, the cookie is a
Fortunately, the cookie is a fake cookie!
Now I've to eat the real cookie.
Sat, 02/09/2013 - 13:17
#1714
continuing from #1707 because the cookie cannot be broken.
I nuke the earth 10,000 times, literally destroying everything. I fly through the space (without a spaceship because I just don't need one like that) and find the cookie, which was not destroyed because, of course, TEH COOKEH IZ EENDESTROOCTABEL. I then suspend the cookie in a gravity well and blast it with a Megaton laser, negating the knockback with the gravity well. The laser burns off the radiation, and the cookie remains unharmed. I take it and go back to Isora.
Sat, 02/09/2013 - 14:09
#1715
Have no fear.
no one is
Have no fear.
no one is here.
No one survived the nuclear attack.
lol Cauz ya just can't really kill no one.
/dives into the gravity well and wraps my body around the cookie
Quietly says, mha cookie.
Sat, 02/09/2013 - 14:36
#1716
Iamnoone got vaporized by the Megaton Laser. Still my Cookie.
Sat, 02/09/2013 - 14:53
#1717
I eat Klipik and barf him out
I eat Klipik and barf him out the ocean and barf the cookie also at my palm.
Sat, 02/09/2013 - 16:24
#1718
Ant-loaf
Haha, what good it is to be myself or no one right now!
/brushes nuclear waste and dust off of my undead self
/swims around in space looking for no one and Klipik
/sees barfed Klipik remains
/swims away!
Where art thou no one?!
Sat, 02/09/2013 - 17:03
#1719
I am here.
/hands you the
I am here.
/hands you the cookie :)
psych xD
/pulls the cookie back
My cookie.
Mon, 02/11/2013 - 08:39
#1720
Poke number 74176
I jump out from my well constructed hole and grab iamnoone by the neck.
I then pull him to the ground and stab him in the eye with my spy-cicle, flash freezing his body,
then i Issac-clarke-stomp his body into little crystals , which i dispose of by vaccuming them up with my vaccum cleaner.
i take the cookie and load it into a mine, which will blow anyone besides me into bloody red pulp.
Mon, 02/11/2013 - 08:54
#1721
Using my telepathic ability,
Using my telepathic ability, I throw the mine into Trabias's face and using telekinetic I grab the cookie and give it to Artistbma.
Mon, 02/11/2013 - 14:47
#1722
FALCON PUNCH!
But you mistake me for Artistbma and hand it to me, I throw it on the ground because I'm so sick of this !@$% thread that I stomp the cookie into the dirt.
Mon, 02/11/2013 - 19:10
#1723
Mojo-beef
Heh, your funny. Anyway, Fall broke his foot trying to break the Cookie, so make sure to send him a little get-well bouquet or something.
/picks Cookie up
/wipes dirt and flesh remains off
It's all mine! =D
Mon, 02/11/2013 - 19:28
#1724
OH REALLY?
I got some tactical snipers the shoot your cookie right when you were going to eat it. I repair the cookie and clone it 1,0000000,00000,000,00,0 times. I HAZ THE COOKIE AND LE COOKIE FORT!!!!1 I also got the spiral spiral sword (meh).I then use the giant spiral sword to defeat everyone! HAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Mon, 02/11/2013 - 22:17
#1725
Over kill much?
I then kick you in the shin, you fall over I take the cookie, eat said cookie, then fling the crumbs deep into the clockworks. Good Luck with that guys.
Tue, 02/12/2013 - 04:47
#1726
!YOU FORGOT THE COOKIE FORT!
!YOU FORGOT THE COOKIE FORT! I USE THE PRESTIGE GUN ON YOU AND YOU LOSE 100000000 PRESTIGE!
Tue, 02/12/2013 - 05:55
#1727
Oh Really?
Prestige?
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
I break your lame prestige gun in half with my Buster Blade and the resulting explosion of prestige points kills players-guest, and gives me about 999999999999999 prestige points. The cookie becomes infused with prestige points and becomes the prestige cookie!
Tue, 02/12/2013 - 08:00
#1728
I then proceed to push you
I then proceed to push you off a cliff, into the core, while grabbing all your CE and crowns I then push one pillar on the cookie fort and it crumbles into tiny crumbs, which i then feed to wolvers. I already ate the cookie so I already win.
Tue, 02/12/2013 - 09:27
#1729
Mojo-beef
Heh, You're funny.(Deja Vu?)
The Cookie is indestructible, so it drills a network of tunnels throughout your flesh and then climbs out of your nostril.
/Cleans blood off
/Sanitizes Cookie
/Throws Cookie at Iamnoone
Quick! Hide it in the closet!
Tue, 02/12/2013 - 09:44
#1730
I think horse radish is an instrument too.
I then proceed to force feed Iam Mayonnaise until he tells me where he hid the cookie BEST. INSTRUMENT. EVER. I then proceed to stash it somewhere else and burn down an orphanage for fun.
Wed, 02/13/2013 - 18:47
#1731
You horrible person O_O
I follow you to the hiding place and take the cookie while you were busy killing innocent little children.
Wed, 02/13/2013 - 20:58
#1732
i ambush klipik and throw his
i ambush klipik and throw his momma on his head. miraculously, he doesnt die. he faints and has a severe concussion and loses 69% brain capacity. thank vog.
i take the cookie and dip it in cheese.
thats right.
DIPPED IT IN CHEESE.
THE MOUDLY KIND, LIKE THE ONE FERMENTED BY LARVAE. WHOSE SMELL NEVER GOES OFF.
theni leave it to anyone who likes cookies dipped in moldy, literally moving cheese.
enjoy.
Wed, 02/13/2013 - 21:06
#1733
ANARCHY!
I then get the cookie, shove it down your throat, you die from food poisoning, asphyxiation, radiation poisoning, anaphylactic shock, and me shoving a sword through you ribcage. I then grab the cookie clone it and mass produce the ultimate poison, I then mass produce it across cradle eventually making Spiral HQ ad its subordinates drop like flies. I then snatch control of HQ and begin a reign of self-destruction, we lose all progress in research, and buildings. I then laugh like a maniac, while wiping off everyone that posted on this thread.
Thu, 02/14/2013 - 00:01
#1734
Subject not found.
I tl;dr'd Gzilla then he died.
Thu, 02/14/2013 - 00:15
#1735
I hit you with a wall of
I hit you with a wall of text.
Thu, 02/14/2013 - 03:57
#1736
"while wiping off everyone
"while wiping off everyone that posted on this thread."
"Everyone", not no one. :P
Seesh, this is like taking candy from a baby.
/walks in and finds the cookie has been poisoned
/burns the cookie trash
/thinks to myself, with everyone gone I should bake the largest, tastiest, prettiest cookie ever
/goes to the kitchen and starts to bake
/walks out of the kitchen leaving a shiny, star shaped cookie cooling on the rack
/takes a nap dreaming about the cookie
Thu, 02/14/2013 - 04:54
#1737
COOKIE MONSTER! RUNNN
After waiting for this chance... I snuck into the kitchen to steal the cookie. Alas, I accidentally knocked down the rack causing the cookie to fall into the radioactive waste on the kitchen's floor.
"This can't be good..." I mumbled as a horrifying creature appeared from the floor... Good thing I took one bite of a still uncomtaminated cookie...
/e runs away from the house leaving Iamnoone for a surprise
Thu, 02/14/2013 - 14:25
#1738
Ant-loaf
I made some popcorn and sat outside Iam's window to watch.
Oh, and while you were reading that sentence, I took the real Cookie from where it was lying on the ground.
Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:17
#1739
I was going to do that...
You die from all sorts or things since you forgot what was on the cookie. I sterilize it, then pick it up.
Thu, 02/14/2013 - 18:11
#1740
Can't believe this is still going
To sterilize it you must pick it up first. After sterilizing it you pick it up with the same hand. The cookie is contaminated again. As you realize how stupid it was to do that the cookie is snatched out of your hand by a flying dead fish.
Thu, 02/14/2013 - 21:05
#1741
/sees what happened to the
/sees what happened to the cookie
/cries
Do you know how long I had to buff that cookie to make it that shiny?
@ flying dead fish
and you, you...I'll teach you to eat people food...
/chases flying dead fish with a defibrillator machine
I'll put the life back into you, you *$*%#$
/runs around the room like a crazy person trying to zap the dead fish
Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:51
#1742
Joke's on you guys, I AM a cookie.
A cookie dragon.
Rawr, and stuff.
Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:59
#1743
Subject not found.
Jo-Za-Frul!
I shout then you are forced to come down, I then go near you and attack you endlessly until you die and I absorb your soul.
I learn a new shout! "Bake-Roh-Eat!"
Fri, 02/15/2013 - 14:12
#1744
Hey, I need my soul, you meanie! :<
Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:16
#1745
/bakes your soul into a
/bakes your soul into a cookie shaped like a ghost
Fri, 02/15/2013 - 20:38
#1746
A use my sword to chop his
A use my sword to chop his soul to pieces XD.
I bake the best batch of cookies and eat all but one!
Sat, 02/16/2013 - 03:51
#1747
Its a conspiracy!
No one can eat the holy cookie! And for eating the holy cookie, thou shall die!
I appear as a ghost and drag one-step-closer into the depths of hell, along with the cookie.
I then leave the cookie with hades, god of the underworld, for safekeeping.
Sat, 02/16/2013 - 14:51
#1748
Ant-loaf
I take Draycos' soul-cookie and throw it into the "Poke Draycos" game.
Right then.
Apparently the Cookie is down, down, down, below if yall are interested.
Sun, 02/17/2013 - 09:38
#1749
HOW DID IT GET OFF THE FRONT PAGE D:
I shoot hades with a Blitz charge and he dies, his last words "Blitz OP.......X_X". I take the cookie and go back to the overworld. And put it in the fifth dimension.
Mon, 02/18/2013 - 13:02
#1750
:o
I bake a new batch of cookies.
And they're all mine.
>:3
/Takes the Cookie
/Sees what happened to Drasowkst
/Throws Cookie at Iamnoone
/Hides under the bed
=O