No, the Precious! Haves it, we must!
Tricksy Knightses. We takes them up the steps, we will, to her.
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Mon, 02/18/2013 - 20:23
#1752
One Reference to Rule them ALL!
Tue, 02/19/2013 - 08:16
#1753
/calls down the cliff to
/calls down the cliff to Pip
HEY! I ain't a "her" up here am I?
Anyhow.....
/starts singing
The rocks and pool,
Is nice and cool,
So juicy sweet!
Our only wish,
To catch a fish,
So juicy sweet!
Oh and,
/takes the Cookie
Tue, 02/19/2013 - 08:28
#1754
I stole the cookie game.
The
I stole the cookie game.
The end.
Tue, 02/19/2013 - 14:07
#1755
incorrect. You lose.
/takes the cookie back :P
Wed, 02/20/2013 - 06:17
#1756
Cursez everywhrz!
I come back to life as the trab-reaper, and I kill klipik, sending his soul to eternal punishment
I then imbued the cookie with a curse, making anyone with the cookie doomed to lose the cookie to someone else.
Wed, 02/20/2013 - 18:10
#1757
I revive myself with no consequense, seeing as I never had a soul in the first place. Then I seal us together in a room and continually give you the cookie. (aka I keep getting the cookie :3 )
Fri, 02/22/2013 - 03:42
#1758
i nom the cookie
Too late I kissed klipik and Trabias leaving them dazed and grabed the cookie and ate it!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh and I left an Atomic BAB to defuse in a minute, after I ate the cookie
Fri, 02/22/2013 - 04:19
#1759
/e gives negative-boost a negative boost
Yeh can't kiss me ! I'm a undead! And you can't eat the holy cookie either!
And since you tried to eat the cookie, your teeth shatter, giving me enough space to shove the atomic BAB down ye throat.
As a result, you explode into bits and pieces of red radioactive mush.
Fri, 02/22/2013 - 04:46
#1760
But im jesus I can resurect
But im jesus I can resurect and banish u to hell MWHAHAHA
Fri, 02/22/2013 - 08:43
#1761
But in Russia, hell is
But in Russia, hell is heaven!
I stole the cookie and give it to Klipik but I fill the cookie with a shocking soda.
Fri, 02/22/2013 - 19:06
#1762
i punch kliplik in the face.
i punch kliplik in the face. simple dropping of the cookie.
then, i turn the shock to curse, this curse: thou who does not have the cookie can not get said cookie, as thy will fall in to a cliff. idk why. you just will.
Sat, 02/23/2013 - 08:46
#1763
I react and quickly catch the cookie with my foot and throw it back to my hand before you could ever touch it. Now according to you, I am the only person who will ever have the cookie ever again :D
Sat, 02/23/2013 - 11:19
#1764
I use my mind and make the
I use my mind and make the cookie float to me. I reach up and pluck it out of the air. Then, I look at Klipik and Powernexus. "Back I yell." I raise my hand towards them and a blue lighting shoots from my fingers. Klipik and Powernexus are hurled through the air, landing on Fleet, knocking him to his butt with them sitting on top of him. I told you to stay back. I flee with the cookie in hand.
Sat, 02/23/2013 - 11:23
#1765
Mojo-beef
Ruuuuuuun, Iam! RUuuuuuuuun!
I hand Iam the keys to the MCV(mysterious candy van).
Driiiiiiive, Iam! Driiiiviiie!
Sat, 02/23/2013 - 11:28
#1766
I take the keys and jump
I take the keys and jump in.
Come on!!!
ROOOooom. RRROOOOMMMM!!!!!
Immortous barely gets in and doent have time to shut the door...
Screech! The tires spin. Smokes pours out the back.
We're off like lighting.
/looks at Immortous
Want half?
Sat, 02/23/2013 - 12:36
#1767
hang on a second
What happened to everyone but me falling off a cliff?
Sat, 02/23/2013 - 14:39
#1768
Ant-loaf
@Klipik - Shhhh.....no need to bring that up.
@Iam - Whooaoaaahooooaaa there! How bout I get in the car before we drive off? And sure! =D
I'll use my sword!
/brings back sword in signature Trojan swing
KASLAMMO!
Uh....say Iam, did we want two halves, or a couple hundred crumbs?
Sun, 02/24/2013 - 03:13
#1769
CRUMBS!
/looks at the cookie
CRUMBS!
/looks at the cookie mess you made
Mhawhahahahahaaaa....
Man, you made a mess....
/laughs some more
and now we need another cookie.
ROAD TRIP!!!
You might want to put your seat belt on for this one.
/continues driving but with the new plan of finding cookie
Hey I think it's time for us to create the drive thru bakery. Did you ever notice all bakeries have those humongous plate glass windows? It'll be the ultimate smash and grab.
/laughs in a deep evil way
/looks for a bakery to drive-thru
Hey!!! WATCH OUT!!!
A Kebbler tractor trailer pulls out in front of us, cutting us off and sending us into on coming traffic.
/beep beepppp
/screech
/we swerve to miss it
Once recovered from our near demise I notice the big cookie on the side of the truck.
Hey look!
/points to the truck
It's ours.
The pursuit is on. We chase and follow that truck for what seems like forever. Then, I see our chance. A hill is ahead of us in the road. I slow down.
We follow the truck up the hill but I stay back a bit. As the truck is just about to traverse the peak we make our move.
Hold on.
/slams the accelerator to the floor
/flies over the peak crashing into the back of the truck bed
SCORE!
The truck continues driving down the road with our car sticking out of it's rear end.
/turns and looks at Immortous once again
You don't have to worry about the crumbs. We have more cookie.
Sun, 02/24/2013 - 05:54
#1770
I gave a cookie that turns
I gave a cookie that turns you into a zombie to no one.
Sun, 02/24/2013 - 08:24
#1771
Silly Immortous. The cookie is indestructible, so it shattered your sword when you tried to break it in half. The fragments of your sword fly in every direction and kill you and Iam, also blowing up the car in the process. I manipulate the air currents to land next to the car that now looks a little bit like swiss cheese, reach inside and take the cookie. Then I fly away.
Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:41
#1772
Mojo-beef
Was that the real cookie I smashed? Can't tell anymore. So many people baking new cookies and stealing cookies......ya just can't keep track!
Nah, it must have been a fake...that's why it broke.
Well, imma get back to rippin' that giant cookie off the truck...
"Iam! Get yo grappling hook out!"
/throws hook at cookie
/ties rope to MCV
"Now hit da reverse!"
/pulls cookie off of cookie truck
/imbues giant cookie with the power of the "I stole the Cookie game"
"There it is yall. The new Cookie!"
Sun, 02/24/2013 - 14:55
#1773
ooh cool now it's bigger
It falls on you and crushes your car, because you forgot that Cookies are heavier than cookies.
Sun, 02/24/2013 - 21:10
#1774
When the Cookie falls on the
When the Cookie falls on the MCV and crushes it, magic happens. An explosion of sorts. Like a pinata being smashed open by a pole and a mighty child's swing. With much anticipation and delight, we cheer as the candy flies through the air...
Hey wait. How's the cookie fall from the side of the truck around and up into the bed?
/shoves the new cookie in Klipik's mouth stretching his cheeks out to fit the big, wide cookie.
/glues the cookie in place
/climbs in the back of the truck and gets a new cookie
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 08:30
#1775
Ka-Boom
But I Placed A Bomb On The Truck And Blows Up Iamnoone. The Cookie Goes Flying Up In The Air And i Catch It. Now I Run Away into A Shadow lair To Hide With The Cookie
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 08:30
#1776
Man.... the curse wore
Man.... the curse wore off.
/enter shadow lair
/eat gravator-xx's brains
/take cookie
/puts the curse back on
/win!
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 08:31
#1777
Currently Hijacking Cars
I then parkour off a building, punch you in the face, mug the driver then set a nitrome on the back of the truck, all while taking the cookie. I then proceed to sell the cookie to a random stranger get tons of profit, mass produce cookies and make millions off it.
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 08:54
#1778
But Then..
But Then. I Punch You In The Face. Then i Blow Up All The Cookies Expect For One Cookie Which i Run Away With And Hide In Deconsruction zone ^_^
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 08:57
#1779
Currently torturing Plagiarizers
I then proceed to rip you limb from limb making your death soooo much slower then i would usually make it because you stole my line, which i don't take kindly to. I then blow up the deconstruction zone and the cookie falls into the clockworks.
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 09:04
#1780
Then, the cookie lands in my
Then, the cookie lands in my mouth... YUM!
so i go to the bakery and ask for a cookie, Xtra damage resist and it is a sugar cookie ^_^ so i eat it. and order another.
then i take that cookie, and make it cursed so only a mewkat may hold it. i pick up a mewkat and ask him to hold it for me while i carry him around. he says yes, and we take a stroll in to a mewkat house.
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 09:12
#1781
Yeah, no
The mew kat explodes. Why? He came down a terrible case of explosions. He was holding a cookie, mainly one packed with C4. And yes, it is contagious. *Activates C4 that is now in power's stomach because of the cookie*. Boom.
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 09:17
#1782
But The Cookie Is...
But the cookie is still intact. I grab the cookie and start running then i grab my sentenza and blast gzilla in the face preventing him from chasing me.
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 09:20
#1783
Nope
LOL fail. Skelly armor shadow resist. By the way *activates detonator* boom. Why would you grab a cookie that i JUST rigged with C4?
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 09:21
#1784
Hehe... wait.. HOW?
i just
Hehe... wait.. HOW?
i just bought th- cookie an- T_T
/me buys a new cookie.
/me makes sure it is not rigged
/me does the same thing as last time.
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 09:24
#1785
NOPE
*activates detonator* Mew kat explodes killing you, rigs the cookie again. I paid off the mew kat.
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 09:28
#1786
:L Derp
But I Payed The Kat More And He Grabs The Rigged Cookie And Takes The Detonator And Jumps On You And. *activates detonator* blowing you up and i buy a new cookie (Suacidal mewkat D:)
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 09:30
#1787
NOPE
seerusly stop copying me, it's not funny. Your logic fails, the mewkat already blew up. /fail I then punch you in the face with brass knuckles. *activates Detonator* say bye to your hand. You guys should just stop buying cookies from that guy....
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 09:34
#1788
/me buys a cookie from a
/me buys a cookie from a different bakery.
/me offers gravator-xx a peace treaty
/me does the same thing as last time, but this time, i did something to the (new) kat that i am not telling you what it is :P
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 09:36
#1789
Sorry no.
*Activates detonator* Gravtor blows up. Check your wallet next time. All 3 of you end up in smithereens.
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 09:39
#1790
Wait How!?!?!
for one i never had a wallet so a random gremlins wallet blows up. Then i teleport you to the swarm. Who Likes Dread Skellys For A Snack :3 i snatch the cookie and run on the skylark and hide
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 09:41
#1791
HA!
The thing i did was make him (and me) INVINCIBLE!
so i still have it :3
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 09:41
#1792
You wanna play like that?
I then take control of the swarm, I capture you and you're consumed until you're nothing but a lifeless husk. I then blow up the skylark. Oh right sorry forgot that you're a broke hobo.
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 09:45
#1793
o no... you are the broke
o no... you are the broke hobo. and i am still INVINCIBLE!
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 09:47
#1794
whoops wrong person.
lol that was for Gravator. Either way I tell the gm's they B& you for hax. I grab the cookie. Gravator's still dead.
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 09:51
#1795
Nope. the you cant grab the
Nope. the you cant grab the cookie. don't you remember the curse?
"and make it cursed so only a mewkat may hold it."
i get unbanned by the flying mewkat of the sky (lol) and take the cookie. and give it to the mewkat ^_^
1 hr of fighting ^_^ WOO HOO
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 09:50
#1796
ehh No
LOL i wear a kat cowl in game your point is invalid. I kill the flying mewkat, you stay b&.
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 09:52
#1797
But I Am...
But i am secretly the mewkat And Block The attack take the cookie and and drop you into a bat of lava
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 09:56
#1798
1800th POST!
Not so....
I said MEWKAT and you are a basic kat. your point is invalid, the digging mewkat of the ground un-bans me and revs the flying mewkat of the sky. and grav (my "teammate" kat) says mew.
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 09:54
#1799
You're a post too late.
I just killed you so no. I proceed to take the cookie and put it in a Shadow lair guarded by the swarm.
Mon, 02/25/2013 - 09:57
#1800
Alright this got confusing.
Alright this got confusing. Lets start from nexus's post. I then get my mewkat army to grab the cookie. I then kill said flying mekat you stay B&
Congratulations. Good for you. You have cookies. But I have The Cookie :D
Big difference.