"Jeez you people are violent .." -Diamond
Tell me about it!
I don't wanna hurt anyone...=(
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Fri, 04/05/2013 - 11:19
#1902
Ant-loaf
Fri, 04/05/2013 - 14:30
#1903
I'm not too violent...OK, maybe I am.
Anyway, I take the creep cookies, decreepify them, and store them away
Fri, 04/05/2013 - 18:39
#1904
I dump everyone on my truck the moment they all chased Warrior.
I go to a Island that can never be tracked. I also have the huge bag of cookies!
Sat, 04/06/2013 - 06:58
#1905
I was not killed by the blitz because of invincibility frames, but I pretended to be. I watch while sky dumps everyone onto the truck, and follow it to the "stealth island". There I pick the real cookie out of Warrior's pocket and return to mah base.
Sat, 04/06/2013 - 17:30
#1906
but then I return with a
but then I return with a laser pointer and magnifying glass. I burn your eyes out. You're far too busy to worry about the cookie so I easily take it and hide it away in a safe on a train headed for....ya, like I'd tell you.
Sun, 04/07/2013 - 06:04
#1907
stab stab STABB!!
/e stabs iamnoone. Stab.
/e Takes the cookie and places it in the care of sauron. Have fun.
Sun, 04/07/2013 - 06:44
#1908
/e had to look up sauron and feels dumb
Ummm... I shoot Sauron with a pistol. Because Middle Earth had no guns he did not know that he was not immune to bullets, and he falls over dead. I take the cookie off his dead body and give it to this guy.
Wed, 04/10/2013 - 06:06
#1909
After stitching my stab
After stitching my stab wound, I go after that guy hitting him in the back of the head with a shovel. I throw him into the hole leading to Middle Earth then use the shovel to fill the hole in, sealing them all in forever. With my job done, I sit savoring mha cookie.
Wed, 04/10/2013 - 08:31
#1910
Ant-loaf
Hmm....ah, Iam? You know Middle Earth is not in the center of the earth, right? By middle it meant that's where civilization started in their world.
Anyhow, I guess in this game it can be at the earths core.
/finds cave
/dives into it
Wed, 04/10/2013 - 14:29
#1911
Stab Wound.
I call a waiter in to sprinkle pepper and pour tabasco sauce on your stab wound. Then I steal the cookie and run away while nibbling at it.
Wed, 04/10/2013 - 16:44
#1912
Well this is going nowhere.
Arkate ate the cookie. Let's kill him with FIRE! And wait, that cookie has been in a slag's intestines...
Meanwhile, no one noticed I had a extra cookie, so I hid it in a little girl's lunchbox. Good luck getting it, you'll need a android with machine-gun nipples.
Wed, 04/10/2013 - 18:53
#1913
you guys keep forgetting
a cookie ≠ The Cookie.
Arkate had the Cookie, but since he nibbled at it his mouth dissolved and he threw it in a blind panic. I catch it. Mai Cookie.
Thu, 04/11/2013 - 14:14
#1914
/kick Klipik in the
/kick Klipik in the groin
/gives cookie to Immortous
/runs away
Thu, 04/11/2013 - 18:16
#1915
Ant-loaf
/realizes I don't post enough to successfully hide the Cookie! D=
OH NOES!
/decides to give it to this guy
Thu, 04/11/2013 - 20:55
#1916
Fri, 04/12/2013 - 01:58
#1917
I cloak in using a cloak and dagger, take the cookie, and leave. And hide it. Under a solider's hat. A TF2's soldier's hat.
Fri, 04/12/2013 - 14:06
#1918
You must have missed the part where missile turrets detect all cloaked units. Including you.
Fri, 04/12/2013 - 23:26
#1919
While you two were looking up
While you two were looking up at missiles, I stuck my hand in between you and grabbed the cookie. With my free hand, I grabbed on to a missile and quickly flew away.
Sat, 04/13/2013 - 18:41
#1920
I remote trigger the missile to explode, killing you instantly. I then rush to underneath the explosion and catch the cookie as it falls. Then I sit on top of the siege tank I drove there in and think about life.
Sun, 04/14/2013 - 04:00
#1921
Swift as the night, sprint to
Swift as the night, sprints to the siege tank using flares to throw off the missles - punches klipik off the tank and takes the cookie, then goes inside the tank, presses the self destruct button and pathetically runs away to avoid getting blown up along side Klipik.
Sun, 04/14/2013 - 06:46
#1922
erm
Since when do siege tanks shoot tracking missiles? They just shoot shells. Highly explosive 120mm Crucio shock cannon shells. Your flares do nothing and you are obliterated.
Mon, 04/15/2013 - 12:42
#1923
Greetings from New Eden
Highly explosive 120mm Crucio shock cannon shells are good of course, but I think 1000mm Antimatter hybrid charges are better. Especially when fired at almost-light speed using Caldari Dual 1000mm Railgun, mounted on Phoenix dreadnought. However, I don't think the precious cookie can survive that.
...Which don't stop me.
Mon, 04/15/2013 - 13:01
#1924
Something about inefficient fitting
And so the precious cookie survives, as the Phoenix supports mainly missile launchers.
However, I warp around a bit and return on the same Phoenix now with Citadel Cruise Launcher fitted. So, say hello to Catastrophe Citadel Cruise Missile, which carries a really highly explosive payload. And say goodbye to the precious cookie.
Mon, 04/15/2013 - 14:13
#1925
Pshh. Cookie is indestructible.
Wed, 04/17/2013 - 10:35
#1926
Something about cannon sizes
Wed, 04/17/2013 - 14:03
#1927
Death Star shrugs off your tickle cannon.
And shoots you in the face with the superlaser.
Wed, 04/17/2013 - 22:32
#1928
Spawned my Drackon and burned
Spawned my Drackon and burned Klipik,stole the cookie then run so fast it's Mach 1 !
Thu, 04/18/2013 - 09:48
#1929
Something about police
While Mamonchter was burning Klipik, I called the police.
Prepare to be...
Since I'm sure no one will understand it: Concord battleships are equipped with a cannon capable of destroying ANYTHING in one shot, while Concord battlecruisers are capable of completely immobilizing and jamming any object, so it won't be able to escape or defend AT ALL.
Dunno if they hunt for cookies.
Mon, 04/22/2013 - 04:07
#1930
I use my cookie extractor gun
I use my cookie extractor gun to find the cookie bring it back to me. I hide it in the last place anyone would ever look for it, Brittney Spears panty's.
Tue, 04/23/2013 - 01:52
#1931
You're sick... =_='
Shoots Brittney Spears into dust with my Laser Cannon. |3
Aw... the cookie is dust now. SHOUTS at Biscotti to make 1 cookie. Hides the creep cookie inside the cannon hole. Boom, you'll turn into dust when you try to get MAH CUKY!
Wed, 04/24/2013 - 18:28
#1932
Makes a Teleporter
/makes a Teleporter and teleport the cookie away and gives it to a chicken and if you try to steal it he will hunt you down
Wed, 04/24/2013 - 18:52
#1933
/wait 10 years for the child to become reasonable
/convince him to give me the cookie because hey, you've had a useless cookie for 10 years and you can't even eat it! You should get rid of it!
Thu, 04/25/2013 - 00:03
#1934
While you have been waiting 10 years, I steal cookie, burn y'all alive and eat the cookie.
Thu, 04/25/2013 - 07:55
#1935
before Skye can eat the
before Skye can eat the cookie, i remove my recon cloak and hit him with a Callahan charge.
he gets all dizzy and shaky after the bullet hit him.
he drops the cookie, i pick it up. then i put my recon cloak on and disappear into darkness...
Thu, 04/25/2013 - 08:02
#1936
The crazy computer is back
I press the reset button, making everything in this world destroyed (except the cookie and ME!)
I grab the cookie, and insert a code that spawns so many MARFS MINIS. I putted the cookie into one of the MARF MINIS.
Thu, 04/25/2013 - 17:20
#1937
Ressurrection
I came back from the dead cause I am DIVINE! Ressurrects everyone to make the game more fun.
I kicked Fleet's head and killed all the minis (oh wait! The mini is on Fleet) Kicks Fleet 50x. Cuts a huge wound on Fleet. And pushes Fleet on the incinerator beside her. Locks the incinerator and takes the minis and slice it(Fleet is dust!). I took the cookie and went to a ship. Oh god! I hid it inside the incinerator and to get it you must activate the sudoku puzzle and solve it so the cookie will rise up (you have 0.01 second to get out with the cookie)
Mwahahahha! Yey! I'm finally in Hawaii! Vacation!!!!! WOOO!!!! Not really, I'm not really at Hawaii but just... written it!
OH! And if you cheat on the sudoku... the slender guards from slender island will haunt you in the incinarator and the incinerator will burn you! Have fun!
Thu, 04/25/2013 - 17:32
#1938
sigh...
it's no fun when you destroy each other...
just play fair... make everyone have a hard time doing these stuffs... oh... what... am... i... saying... I'm saying, that playing fair is not fun! wait what?!
God... reset button!
It's no fun when you destroy each other...
Just play...
Reset...
HEY! Sigh.. I'll just take the cookie and sit inside the incinerator until I see someone trying to get it. I'll help!
I don't care if ya kill.
KILL ME IF YOU WISH!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a knight... who doesn't care about these stuffs!!!! answer is...
_____________________
4| 5| 3| 1| 8| 9| 2| 6| 7|
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5| 3| 1| 8| 9| 2| 6| 7| 4|
_____________________
3| 1| 8| 9| 2| 6| 7| 4| 5|
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weird right? well, at least I helped... just type it and kill me if you WISH!
Thu, 04/25/2013 - 17:41
#1939
Kills Divine.
Takes cookie and burns her alive. YAY! Fus ro dah's anyone else who takes cookie.
Thu, 04/25/2013 - 17:45
#1940
Dear Skye,
How dare you kill your own sister?
Well, good thing is... that was a fake cookie, the reall cookie is hidden in the mysterious island...
HELL ISLAND! Almire bros, Shin, Riku, Ryo, are there to patrol to who will get the cookie.
/e stands up because I'm still alive thanks to my favorite killing protection suit. I Kicked the door open before the incinaration starts... well even though it started... I'm still alive... bwahahha
Travels to the moon to get cheese... moon cheese! I hate cookies! cause it is expired!
Thu, 04/25/2013 - 17:47
#1941
...
... /e takes protection suit off... Sits on a cheese couch
Thu, 04/25/2013 - 17:49
#1942
...
Sigh... this ash tail coat is warm... |3 Yah~!
Thu, 04/25/2013 - 17:52
#1943
Shut up.
I still kill you.
Shut up.
I still kill you. DIE! TAKES COOKIE AND BURNS ALL COOKIE ROBBERS ALIVE!
Thu, 04/25/2013 - 17:53
#1944
really?
I said... I can't be killed cos I'm on cheese moon! where knights and monsters kant B killed \('0')/
Thu, 04/25/2013 - 17:53
#1945
really?
I said... I can't be killed cos I'm on cheese moon! where knights and monsters kant B killed \('0')/
Thu, 04/25/2013 - 17:56
#1946
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING IN A "COOKIE" GAME IF YOU HATE COOKEHS?! TAKES THE COOKEH AND REBAKES IT INTO THE LARGEST COOKEH EVAH!
Thu, 04/25/2013 - 18:29
#1947
Than I grab so old dead fish
Than I grab so old dead fish that it is as hard as rock and I knock you out, grab the cookie,eat the cookie and make a perfect cookie that I put on a table and run away enjoying the cookies that I have eat.
(im not a murderer)
Thu, 04/25/2013 - 18:45
#1948
Mojo-beef
@Divine- Keep to one post in a row please....O_O
~
Popoixd spontaneously combusts since that's what happens when you eat the Cookie. When the ashes cool, I take the Cookie, and throw it into the ocean.
There.
Thu, 04/25/2013 - 19:10
#1949
Than I revive because I have
Than I revive because I have the power of the phenix and I make all the ocean evaporate.After i take the cookies and make Immortous eat it than he combust and I give a new cookies to darkfire Vanaduke.Ho and i make the ocean appear back.
Sat, 04/27/2013 - 18:40
#1950
Can we please not make new cookies and fake cookies and cookie factories and stop trying to eat the cookie or destroy it. All it does is make us have to start over...
Like we did just now.
*Throws The Cookie up in the air*
Have fun. <(^_^)>
Now without any cookie dough, I go to Biscotti and ask for a batch of Cookies.
It doesn't go through too well, now we have creep cookies....