I use some skittles to make a path into a dark alley, then, the person with the cookie follows the path and I polietly ask them to smell my chloroform rag, then I steal the cookie and put it in the skittles factory.

I had a Razorback, so you failed. I sapped your sentrys, took the cookie back to I am no one, he still has the cookie and I still win.

So I look into the intel, take the cookie and protect it alongside with Sacred.

I use Airbone Armanents to beat Vanaduke, then I steal the cookie, hand it over to I am no one, he still has the cookie and I still win.

I drop an A-Bomb on you. You. And the cookie are vaporized. I bake a pie and eat it.

I reverse the proccess that Kmart did to make the cookie and him/her survive, killing them both, I then eat a pie with Malkalack

The cookie is still at Iamnoone's. That just did not happen.

I pull out my megablastercannon (see post 288) and blow up Iam's house. I steal the box of cookies he had in his fridge. I eat every cookie but one, and fly off to the Secret Moon Base (see early pages of thread)with the cookie, where I remember I'm still a zombie.

Your welcome to my atomic weaponry, Pi. It smelled funky anyways.
I uh... eat some pie...?

Iamnoone said that he are hungry .... OMG DONT EAT THAT COOKIE!!!!

Btw I'm a where-walrus.
I bust into Noone's house and eat the cookie she baked. I turn into my walrus state and savagely eviscerate her as she steps out of the bathroom. "BLUBBER OF FURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!". I stick mah tusks in to make sure she's dead. Then I realize what i have done and lose it.

I manage to steal it out and I hide the cookie by throwing it into the core, which opens, I jump in and it closes

I take the cookie before Pi eats it, deliver it to Iamnoone and we still win.

But I killed Iamnoone... remember, the where walrus murder thing.

I use my walrus tusks to decapitate Bustware and take the cookie from his corpse. I put the cookie in my cookie powered war mech and fire missiles at everyone. Without altering the cookie.

which is the core, now doom has it

/goes to the core, takes the cookie, and eats it

P.S. but I sent Iamnoone to the moon where he died of no oxygen, remember the whole sending Iamnoone to the moon thing?

I get an invisibility shield and sneak into your mission control and steal the cookie and take it to [CONFIDENTIAL].

Note: You have to tell me where [CONFIDENTIAL] is on Cradle for you to steal it.

I revive I am no one and hand him over the cookie.

None of post #2836 actually happened because Iamnoone wouldn't give the cookie so easily. I still win.

/me bakes a new cookie
/me gives cookie and ton of australium to Saxton Hale
/me goes back home

neither did 2840, because those posts did happen and you don't have the cookie, Sacred does

/blows up Sacred's house, takes the cookie from his/her dead body, and eats it, and also booby traps what Sacred used to make a new cookie

/digests cookie

@Sacred he was secretly in your house, making 2841 happen

this is starting to turn into a this-post-didn't-happen war

Yes he was in your house

*teleports Pi to my secret base in the clouds and rules the cookie with him/her*

I tear apart your gut, take the cookie and deliver it to Iamnoone.

I just took the cookie from Sacred-Earth... He forgot to switch on his robots.