My army of pigs have pig war machines that are immune to plasma and energy
they also fire bacon
they crush you and I take the cookie and share it with sandwich
.
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 17:26
#2952
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 17:28
#2953
I gave Sandwich the army.
It was fun watching you fight over that cookie.
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 17:31
#2954
who needs cookies when you have cupcakes?
I join Sacred-Earth in watching Pipipipipi, Malkalack, and Sandwich-Potato fight and give Sacred-Earth a cupcake
Fri, 12/20/2013 - 21:53
#2955
If cookie, I accept, if not cookie, GET OUTTA MY BASE!
/me kicks Cupcake out of my base.
Sat, 12/21/2013 - 07:19
#2956
Swag IS a virtue
I call upon my magic space narhwal ARMY. They crush the pigs. I take the cookie.
Sat, 12/21/2013 - 08:14
#2957
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
The pigs have resistance to all animals, they shoot every weapon in the universe (that doesn't break the rules) and kill all your narhwals and take the cookie
Sat, 12/21/2013 - 11:45
#2958
Malk is slain instantly.
Do you know why?
I take the cookie and hop away with 5Pi as Malk is blasted apart by Luguiru. The damage is insane. It's like double hit.
Double the damage of what? My pants?
Sat, 12/21/2013 - 13:15
#2959
Swag IS a virtue
As you run, Liguiro systematically destroys your legs by pointing out flaws with them.
I use a Spark of Life and vaporize Liguiro. Pheeeewph.
I take e cookie from you because Liguiro destroyed your legs with logic and reason.
Sat, 12/21/2013 - 17:09
#2960
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I take Sandwich's pants (eww) and whack Malk's legs and destroys one of your legs, making you fall and I take the cookie
I guess it is double the damage of Sandwich's pamts
Sun, 12/22/2013 - 19:43
#2961
I grab Pipipipipi instead of the cookie and runs away with him.
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 05:38
#2962
Swag IS a virtue
But Pipipipipi, tripped over a tree root that appeared out of thin air. The cookie flies from his hands and into mine
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 08:10
#2963
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I escape from Use's kidnapping, then take the cookie from Malk and put him in the bag without Use knowing I escaped or put Malk in the bag
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 17:17
#2964
Swag IS a virtue
I fly to 5 x Pi and say:
"Fus Roh Dah!"
He flies backwards and is blown through a school, and elderly lady and a rhinoceros.
I take the cookie as it flies out of his hands.
I shove the cookie into a hole i dug in the middle of Mirkwood (If you get this reference you are extremely swag)
I landmine the hole
I landmine the landline
I have an army of cows defend it with swords made of Swaggonite
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 17:59
#2965
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I make a deal with the cows, they give me the cookie for a block of dirt
I then give the cookie to Xtweetersx in anouther thread
Sat, 01/18/2014 - 06:30
#2966
I DO NOT CARE!
I smuggle a Portal Gun from Aperture ruins and create a momentum jump using portals, with enough to send me to the other thread. I then threaten Xtweetersx with deadly neurotoxin to make him give me the cookie to stop me from spreading the thread with a deadly neurotoxin. He gives me the cookie. I use another momentum jump to send me back to this thread.
In case you're wondering, of course I wore Long Fall Boots!
Sat, 01/18/2014 - 18:45
#2967
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
the magic angry mob kills you for controling Xtweetersx, and gives the cookie to the next poster
Sat, 01/18/2014 - 18:50
#2968
Thanks for cookie!
I take the cookie and go to Aperture Labs with my portal gun.
Sat, 01/18/2014 - 18:52
#2969
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
GLaDOs makes you do tests, takes your cookie, and attempts to force you to incenerate your soul to get past a test
Sat, 01/18/2014 - 18:55
#2970
GLaDOS is still dead, mind you.
I sleep with the cookie in hand in a statis field.
Sat, 01/18/2014 - 18:58
#2971
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
Wheatly comes back from space and makes you do tests, takes your cookie, attempts to force you to incenerate your soul to get past a test, and blows everything up, killing you
the cookie flys out of Aperture into my hands, which I bring to my picnic not knowing what cookie it is
Sat, 01/18/2014 - 18:58
#2972
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
Wheatly comes back from space and makes you do tests, takes your cookie, attempts to force you to incenerate your soul to get past a test, and blows everything up, killing you
the cookie flys out of Aperture into my hands, which I bring to my picnic not knowing what cookie it is
Sat, 01/18/2014 - 19:34
#2973
The Part Where He Kills You
He sends me into a death trap, but I escape and go to his lair, avoiding traps along the way. I send Wheatley into space and puts GLaDOS back in charge. She lets me go.
I find you having a picnic, so I take the cookie from your hands and throw you into Aperture Labs.
Sun, 01/19/2014 - 09:21
#2974
Swag IS a virtue
Sacred-Earth drops the cookie because I shoot him in the torso with a paintball gun, causing him to stagger and drop the cookie. I swallow it whole without destroying it or digesting it, and a secret compartment in my stomach conceals it forever. Ewww, i don't think anyone wants this cookie now.
Sun, 01/19/2014 - 11:01
#2975
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!
@Malkalack
You'd be right.
Bakes a fresh batch of cookies.
Sets them on the table to cool.
Sends out Raichu and Blaziken.
Okay, you two guard those things. (There are greedy people who don't want to share!) I'll be right back...
Leaves.
Raichu and Blaziken start eating the cookies.
Sun, 01/19/2014 - 11:43
#2976
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
/joins Raichu and Blaziken along with my Chesnaught, Lucario, Swirlex, and Zengar who came out of nowhere
they invite us all and we all have a cookie eating feast
Sun, 01/19/2014 - 14:05
#2977
Swag IS a virtue
/flushes cookie down toilet to end silly competition
Oooooh cookie feast!
WHAAAA? Only one left
/steals last cookie and runs off, laughing
Sun, 01/19/2014 - 14:19
#2978
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
The Raichu, Blaziken, Chesnaught, Lucario, Swirlex, and Zengar all instantly catch you in a pokeball (lol, reverse pokemon) and kill you, and take the cookie
it's not going to be that easy
/bakes more cookies and has anouther cookie feast
Mon, 01/20/2014 - 07:39
#2979
Sings Pipipipipi to sleep and
Sings Pipipipipi to sleep and steals the cookie!
Mon, 01/20/2014 - 12:22
#2980
I bonk Hero with Atomizer and take the cookie back to I am no one, he still has the cookie and I still win. Though being inactive for more than a month.
Mon, 01/20/2014 - 15:50
#2981
I am summoned by the cookie.
Thanks Bustware.
/holds the cookie up to the sky almost as if making an offering.
/chants in guttural rhythmic sounds.
/the smell of cookie fills the air.
Mon, 01/20/2014 - 18:14
#2982
Swag IS a virtue
Long do I linger in the Pokéball, planning my revenge whilst using a bit of swag/good luck/ first aid kit/Pokéball life support systems to nurse my wounds. When I am ready, I burst out of the Pokéball with an oxyacetylene torch.
I take the cookie from the bewildered hands of Iamnoone and blast her in the torso with an AK-47.
HAHAHA,
I continue the cookie ritual, using Iamnoone's blood to complete it.
Tue, 01/21/2014 - 06:38
#2983
But... Oxyacetylene is acetic acid...
Looks like Malkalack got too much vinegar on himself, so I clear him out of it and get the cookie back to I am no one.
Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:35
#2984
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I catch Iamnoone with a pokeball, send her in a battle with bustware, and demand she uses thunderbolt even though she clearly (unless she really does) doesn't know that move
Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:41
#2985
I toss 5Pi off a floating turkey, shove Malk into a rip in reality and sew it back up, free Noone, and toss a rubber bucket at Bustware, blocking the thunderbolt which shouldn't exist.
Then I stab Noone cuz reasons and skip away with the cookie.
Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:47
#2986
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I hammer you as you try to push mne off a turkey I'm not on, take the cookie, and then Swirlex eats it
Tue, 01/21/2014 - 15:56
#2987
I stuff you into a Bottomless Stocking and flip the Stocking inside out. While everyone's confused as to what happens when extradimensional space is turned inside out, I siphon the cookie.
Tue, 01/21/2014 - 16:01
#2988
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
Swirlex runs away before you can steal the cookie from her and uses surf to flee across the ocean
I escape from the stocking and hammer you
Tue, 01/21/2014 - 17:24
#2989
I take the cookie and give it to a Trubbish with the ability Sticky Hold, and my Lucario guarding him WHO CAN USE DRAGON PULSE AND AURA SPHERE AND PSYCHIC AND ROCK SLIDE so you better not send those five Pokémon.
Tue, 01/21/2014 - 17:38
#2990
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
you can not simply "take" the cookie, my swirlex uses play rough on you before you take it, keeps it, and continues to surf across the ocean
Tue, 01/21/2014 - 17:42
#2991
I eat the ocean. I eat the Swirlex. I grab the cookie and don't eat it.
Tue, 01/21/2014 - 17:45
#2992
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
The Swirlex dodges your attempt to eat it and spams draining kiss on you, which eventually kills you and Swirlex has full health once more
I wonder if Swirlex tastes like cotten candy
The Swirlex eats the cookie and uses surf IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!! (even though there is no water
Tue, 01/21/2014 - 17:48
#2993
I eat Nintendo. Everything concerning Pokemon ceases to exist. They repair Nintendo, but Pokemon cannot influence this realm until page 65 because of fourth wall latency issues.
I eat the Swirlex as it ceases to exist by Swifting to it, which is undodgeable.
Tue, 01/21/2014 - 17:53
#2994
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
the Swirlex defies the laws of physics and doesn't cease to exist, and dodges your attempt to eat it
the Swirlex uses draining kiss on you while holding a big root, empowering it and restoring half the damage you caused
Tue, 01/21/2014 - 17:58
#2995
Too bad I never studied law. The Swirlex is now gone. If that fails, I use a Master Ball.
I throw my Pokemon avatar, SNORLAX! It uses Hyper Beam and obliterates some of reality. Oops?
Tue, 01/21/2014 - 18:03
#2996
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
you can not use a pokemon on anouther trainer's pokemon (you lost your only masterball)
I switch to Missingno, who obliterates all of reality...
oops
Swirlex jumps out of the pokeball somehow and goes to anouther reality
Wed, 01/22/2014 - 00:05
#2997
This means that I am no one stil has the cookie, because I crept and stole away with it delivering the cookie to him.
Wed, 01/22/2014 - 00:24
#2998
???
I fart at whoever has the cookie, he faints and I take the cookie. (Can I eat it?) I sprint away.
Wed, 01/22/2014 - 02:57
#2999
I stole the 2999th comment.
Wed, 01/22/2014 - 02:58
#3000
I stole the 3000th comment.
My army of futuristic horse cavalry uses prototype Plasma weapons and easily wins. Try again...?
I take the cookie and walk over to the wounded form of Sandwich-Potato.
"Should have ran when you had the chance" I say as I blow his head off mercilessly.