@Varminttwotwothree, Delardino, Psychodestroyer, Shadownox, Gingermace, Grittle, Lunaice ,Abyssal-Flamberge, Iamnoone, Gzilla, Artistbma, Operator-Mk-Il, Chokabowow, Goldenvortex, Faronel, Pladypus, Venomousbiohazard, trobolta, leaf, & Dvntbjh

I bring them all to a 'National Endangered Wildlife Petting Zoo' that is actually a place where they keep rabid lions and tigers (and bears, oh my!) beyond sane help. Then I lock them into a cage where a spposed 'tame' group of hungry lions are held, and then...

*Cue Screaming*

/wonders if I can kill 2 at once with one internal explosion

Pours a jar of mentos down Varms throat and sews his lips to LoN's lips. Shakes up a bottle of cola and shoves it up LoN's butt.
Steps back and watches their guts fly.

shoves a pencil in your eye reaching your brain and swirls it around turning your brain into liquid.
Watches your brains drip out your eye socket as you slowly die.

Aw, crap. Grittle, Y U CATCH UP? O.o And y u no mad hermit anymore? :P mad hermits don't got the funds to buy a game face.

@all

I push everyone into a pool of water. Then I take two power cords connecting directly to the nearest electric power plant, and throw them in the water. Massive amounts of electricity arc through the water, striking everyone in it dead. The smeel of fried flesh fills the air, and a tribe of cannibles, attracted by the yummy smell of human flesh, come to eat the dead bodies. Om nom nom.

GAH! MAD HERMIT CRABS! SAVE ME!

XD nice one. Mad hermit crabs.

@Grittle

I grab this computer I'm typing on in frustration because you kileld me with mad Hermit Crabs and bash you over your Rock Jelly head repeatedly. Slime oozes off your head as I bash and smash and crash and lash you. You die from horrible blunt trauma.

@all

I use my newly recived 3k CE (got it from selling a cobalt helm with UV Normal MAX to Njthug like an hour ago. :3) and bury you all in it. You all suffocate and/or die of hunger.

You posted your attack at me and I psoted in the qoute thread at the exact same time. ._. Same minuite, seconds, etc.

@Grittle

I throw spoons and knives and forks at you. Then the tribe of cannibals comes over again, sees a yummy dead guy with eating utensils stuck in him, and messily attack and devour you.

@Grittle

I poke you with a stick of hard radiation from a radiation farm in space (there's hard radiation all over space, didja know that?). You get liver, hair, lung, kidney, skin, brain, and several hundred other varieties of cancer immediately. Then you die a slow and painful death.

@Grittle

I pour the contents of several million tiny packet things that you find in bagged foods that say 'Oxygen abosorber: Do not eat." They absord all the oxygen that enters your body, so you too die of oxygen starvation.

@Grittle

I grab a melonpult from plants vs zombies and break your head using the watermelons it throws at you.

In case you didn't know, I just posted chapter 34 of The Core Wars. :D

[Double Post]

You misspelled my name...

@LoN

One day you were walking your dog, I dropped a potato chip, you trip over it, then get ravaged by a bunch of carnivorous butterflies

@LoN

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*Die from afterburn*

@LoN

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*kills themself minutes later*
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Derp. I stand corrected.

@grittle

I grab a cup of hot tar and pass it off as cofee. As you try to drink it, it glugs up your throat and you die from suffocation/2384201th degree burns.

WAT? NUUUUU. D:

Cmon, grittle, lets keep posting until post 390. then we can start killing each other agian. :3

call my boss man. I tell him everyone here is trying to kill me. He takes care of all of you for me. Grittle is found bludgeoned to death in his bed. LoN is lying on the ground with a bullet in his head. Varm burned to death in his car. I have alibis for all of them beings as it was done while I was working.

:D

4 hours have passed. This is post 390. I can now rev.

REV

@ALL

I grab a staple gun and shoot a large amount of staples into your bodies. Then I grab a massive super-magnet which rips all the staples out of your body, some of them tearing chunks of flesh out. You all die from blood loss.

@all

I KICK OYU ALL IN THE SKULL WITH A STEEL TOE BOOT

I grab a dead fish and slap you both to death with it. :3

@Iamnoone, Grittle, Varmint, Snake

I grab a mongoose who eats Snake. I grab Iamsomeone and chuck him at Iamnoone. The two cancel each other out, and both dissolve into nothingness. I grab Grittle and pour salt on his Rock Jelly Helm, then stab him repeatedly. I grab Varmint and make him listen to concentrated Rebbeca Black. His head blows up.