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Wed, 05/09/2012 - 23:41
#101
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Gzilla
Oh dear LoN is back in.......

Oh dear LoN is back in.......

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 03:17
#102
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Psychodestroyer
Hm...

I'm a little new to this, so s'cuze me if I'm breaking any rules that I missed on the way in.

@All
From my little bomb bunker a few million miles away, I fire in a tactical high-yield nuke. If the blast didn't kill you, the radiation will.

Better hope your respawn point is a few thousand miles away at least.

(Remind me if I'm getting this wrong: Can't post more than one attack in a single post, can defend from an attack? Have to say 'rev' after your death otherwise kill not counted, and are there any restrictions on artillery?

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 05:04
#103
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Varminttwotwothree
I said leave post 101 open >.< (see post 93)

page 2 winner is LoN.

@Psycho only applies to @all (you can @target and you), no, no I record when some kills, and FIRE AT WILL (no restrictions)

@Gzilla You'll pay for it with you life (kills him and pauses his revs until post 106)

EDIT: yep, yep no restrictions, last one ill say they can do it every 4 hours.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 04:40
#104
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Psychodestroyer
Lemme get this straight.

-So if I post an '@all' attack, I can't post another attack.

-There is no defending whatsoever.

No restrictions on artillery, so if I wanted to I could call in Haruhi or someone to warp the universe into killing everyone but me. (I'm not actually gonna do that.)

I'll assume there IS a somewhat restriction on repetition, so people can't continually nuke the field? (Not like I would anyway. that'd be no fun at all)

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 05:33
#105
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Varminttwotwothree
Before I rev

(~tgm) God mode: on
revs
Grabs everyone but Psycho to Psycho's spot
Takes out Gran Faust
kills @Psycho
(before i get ~tgm) God mode: off
Also there's no nanosuit ban yet. (Chaos is going to break loose)
@LoN im off my main PC so, its around 3PM EST.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 05:45
#106
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Psychodestroyer
...

You've obviously read the food fight.

In any case, use of the Nanosuit would only result in defensive abilities. It's only offensive ability is it's power mode, where you may as well just shoot them.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 06:53
#107
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Varminttwotwothree
Can we get back to the game?

Revs @all and kills everyone with Gran Faust.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 06:56
#108
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
Nu

Rev.

Sticks up multiple turret, concentrating on spawn points.

/wait

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 08:54
#109
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Gzilla
REV

Dodges turret fire and blows everyone up with nuclear fire.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 16:06
#110
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
@all

REV

Uses Recon Shield, sneaks around and stabs everyone down the throat with my Twisted SNarble Barb. :3

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 21:09
#111
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Nechrome
"last one ill say they can do

"last one ill say they can do it every 4 hours."

does that mean that I can kill everyone once every 4 hours if no one posts between my last post and the post I'm about to make?

If soo...

@all

Use grim totems to rev everyone so I can kill them again. Tie them to a rocket and launch them all into space, where they are hit by a meteor and shatter into thousands of shards.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 21:41
#112
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Psychodestroyer
@LoN

You failed to dodge my turrets, and Gzilla didn't destroy them. You are now dead.

I snipe Gzilla in the head.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 21:33
#113
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Gzilla
REV stomps on everyone while

REV

stomps on everyone while destroying everything in sight with awesome nuclear lizard powers

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 22:49
#114
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
@all

REV

Chuck dynamite everywhere and blow you all to kingdom come.

Sat, 05/12/2012 - 01:07
#115
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
Rev

@All: MOAB.

Ya'll dead.

Sat, 05/12/2012 - 06:32
#116
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
Rev

*wakes up john*
john goes on a killing spree. @all (npcs won't get points)
(find the reference)

Sat, 05/12/2012 - 06:38
#117
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Psychodestroyer
:/

Rev.

@All

By sacrificing my remaining turrets, as well as the radiation from my last nuke, I summon......

CHUCK NORRIS!

CHUCK! Smite mine enemies!

'Nuff said.

Sat, 05/12/2012 - 16:20
#118
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Nechrome
@all

REV

I summon BOSWICK and his evil twin BUSHWICK and BUCKWICK'S BUSH!!! And they whup Chuck Norris' [yummy meatballs]. And with your bodyguard gone, I smite everyone wih my trio of power.

Sat, 05/12/2012 - 16:49
#119
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Psychodestroyer
....

Rev.

@LoN
I summon Nick.

Boswick and his minion back off, fearing for their continual employment.

They all exit because Nick doesn't enjoy me telling him what to do much.

I fire the Prominence Cannon into your face.

Sat, 05/12/2012 - 18:33
#120
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Iamnoone
I take a jack hammer to

REV
I take a jack hammer to Psychodestroyer's chest and dig his heart out, leaving him dead with turkey vultures picking at what's left of the carcass.

Sat, 05/12/2012 - 19:13
#121
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
Rev

@Iamnoone

I pull out a High-power torch.

I burn your gut to cinders.

Sat, 05/12/2012 - 19:19
#122
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Iamnoone
REV Hangs Psychodestroyer by

REV

Hangs Psychodestroyer by his ankles and beats him with a stick until all the candy bursts from his stomach.

Sat, 05/12/2012 - 20:05
#123
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Psychodestroyer
But...

I don't eat candy Oo

Rev.

Throws Iamnoone into the nether dimension, specifically 0.0000000000000000001nanometres above the lavalake.

Don't say I didn't give him a chance, even if a hopelessly slim one.

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 20:19
#124
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
@all

REV

I grab a hunting rifle and declare open season on everyone. BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!

Sun, 05/13/2012 - 22:13
#125
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Lunaice
Im IN! >.> I was not before

Im IN!

>.> I was not before this fight so I'm not supposed to be dead yet right so...

@all

Steals all the Chickens in the Chicken farm
"Fly my chickens, fly!"
They just walked until they reached you...
They kept pecking, nightmares rambled in your mind...
Suddenly A bear appeared eating the chicken and you...
Then A Whale Shark appeared eating the chicken and you and the bear
Then a Hunter appeared and butchered it and sent it as an order to your...
Families!!!
The Families ate YOU! MUAHAUHAUAHU!!!!
Teh Food chain of nature...
/bow

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 04:30
#126
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Psychodestroyer
...

Rev.

I spray the room with explosive-sticky grenades, rapidfire and split-cover.

You pretend-corpses didn't stand a chance. That's right, I saw you Lon, I saw you FLY.

Also, your food chain just broke. The blast blew you and your charts to Kingdom-Go.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 04:34
#127
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Varminttwotwothree
REV and ~tgm

Uses V.A.T.S. against Lunaice using a lazor rifle. (headshot) I think I can to better, *uses V.A.T.S. to target everyone that is a target in the head and chains it*
Also tgm allows me to spam headshots.

EDIT: Whoops had tgm on, ill just leave it on.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 07:29
#128
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Iamnoone
REV Climbs out of the lava

REV

Climbs out of the lava lake. Burning with anger I grab a baseball bat and knock Varminttwotwothree's head to the moon. Aliens come and take it to their planet for experimentation. I use a fillet knife to dismember the rest of Varminttwotwothree's body. I send Lord the arms. Psycho gets the legs. The cubed body goes to Lunaice marked as beef cubes. Gzilla gets a butt in the mail.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 07:48
#129
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Varminttwotwothree
@Iamnoone

I have god mode on. Read my post. for that i do this. *use V.A.T.S. with fat man aimed at Iamnoone and fires* Headshot, you are dead.

PS: Look for ~tgm in my post (god mode disabled) aw snap.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 19:48
#130
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
@all

REV

I hire a hitman AKA TROLL to come in and kill you all. Lesee... who to chose...

Godofskype
Grevous
Powpowpowpowpowpow
Smorgm
Blandax

Hmmm......

*Hires all*

And then they all come in and troll/rage/annoy/pester you all to death.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 21:39
#131
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Psychodestroyer
Fortunately...

They couldn't get past me meme defenses.

I ask a GM to banstick them all.

I then shoot LoN in the head point blank.

Iamnoone gets to eat a grenade. With no water. I make sure it goes down.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 21:49
#132
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
@all

REV

Well then, I create nenes, which are anti-memes. THey smash down your meme defenses. Then I grab an RPG (rocket propelled grape) launchers and force feed everyone grapes until they choke and die.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 02:59
#133
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
Rev

@All M.O.A.M fire. 'Nuff said.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 06:34
#134
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
Kill Count:

Me: 27 (now 45)
Psycho: 51
Gzilla: 24
LoN: 86!?!?
Lunice: 13
Iamnoone: 7 for effort (but 0 kills because of ~tgm)

PS: post 101 and 102 didn't count. ill give half
@all gets 13 pts/kills
(I should have done this long ago:() please post the kills you got so I won't make somewhat an error.
Since LoN is blowing everyone up. I say we get some payback shall we? I issue a order to kill LoN only for 5X the points. (@all 18 for players but LoN)

For ex. for post your points: I fired my laser @all. Pts: 18

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 21:51
#135
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
@LoN

Rev.

Headshot.

Kills:
-LoN.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 22:59
#136
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Abyssal-Flamberge
MewKat Costume: Oh Hai! Thwack!

I thwack you with meh brand new Thwacker Gremlin Pocket and you become unconscious!

Recent kills:
-Psychodestroyer

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 23:43
#137
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
...?

I'm unconscious, not dead.

...?

@Abyssal-Flamberge: I cut your legs out from under you while you celebrate my not-death, then stab you through the head.

Recent kills:
-Abyssal-Flamberge

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 10:14
#138
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Varminttwotwothree
gets to a spot...

And... @all Pts: 19

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Wed, 05/16/2012 - 17:51
#139
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Nechrome
@all

REV

I grab my Khorovod and Jalovec, weld them together so that they're like a pair or scissors, and cut everyone to shreads.

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 22:48
#140
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
Rev

I reverse-stab your scissors into your gut. Goodbye.

Recent kills:
-LoN

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 00:39
#141
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Lunaice
RevIve!

You.. Spelled... my... NAME WRONG!!!

*Stabs Varminttwotwothree*

And the rest of you!(@all)

*flies into the air and gets a gun*

... you know what I was gonna do right?

*Shoots #ofplayers satellites and fell on you and explodes*

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 04:51
#142
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
Kill Count and ~tgm, rev

Psycho: 62
Gzilla: 24
LoN: 100!
Lunaice: 26
Abyssal: 1
Iamnoone: 7

And then to get payback XD, Kicks LoN and Lunaice into an SPARTA pit and I seal it shut by placing a kill area on top of it. And one more thing: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! PS: you can't get out until post 151. But your not dead, Abyssal can get 5 points and LoN: 1. (by killing each other only :3)

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 16:37
#143
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
@Lunaice + Abyssal

REv

Grab my heavy sword scissors and chop off your head.

I'm assuming I can kill both of them, cause you asid I can kill Abyssal, and Lunaice is trapped in with me, so I should be able to kill him too.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 03:00
#144
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
....

Rev.

Tosses contact grenades into the pit.

Recent kills:
-LoN

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 12:34
#145
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
@Lunaice+Abyssal

REV

Grabbing Psycho's gernade, I magically repair it and toss it at the pair. Boom.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 15:50
#146
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Grittle
then i send in a stampede of

then i send in a stampede of obese horses which makes Lon crippled exept his tongue

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 16:31
#147
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
....

Rev.

I snipe LoN.

Continually.

Recent Kills
-LoN x ???

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 18:52
#148
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
Kill count (Leave post 151 open)

Psycho: 102 (35 pts for 7 snipes)
Gzilla: 24
LoN: 104
Lunaice: 26
Abyssal: 1
Iamnoone: 7
Grittle: 5

@Psycho your doing it wrong. (*takes sniper gun and uses V.A.T.S. to headshot LoN) Then gives Psycho a fat man to finish his job. (10 mini nukes) XD

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 18:59
#149
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
@abyssal+Lunaice

I grab a sniper rifle and snipe both of their faces off. Then I attempt to snipe Psycho's face off too. (attempt)

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 19:00
#150
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Shadownox
BOO

BOO

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