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FRAG-FEST.... It is finished......

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Mon, 06/04/2012 - 17:18
#251
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Varminttwotwothree
@LoN

doesn't matter, Im going to do something only once. LoN gets this page and Psycho gets the next.

Also, @psycho your getting it now.

Since the next page is void, page (6), all rules are thrown to the curve until post 301, No killcount is needed.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 22:48
#252
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer

Does the macarena.

You all die from my epicfail dance skillz.

Even that rock over there died.

Wed, 06/06/2012 - 20:28
#253
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
Lets hurry up to the next

Lets hurry up to the next page, shall we?

I provoke the guards by insulting their faces and get them to try and kill me. In the mean time, I launch a tactical nuke and blows everyone to kingdom come and then to kingdom go.

Fri, 06/08/2012 - 23:19
#254
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
Fine. No one else gonna

Fine. No one else gonna post?

I grab a guillotine and a recon cloak, and go around invisibly chopping peoples' heads off.

Sat, 06/09/2012 - 19:07
#255
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Varminttwotwothree
Time to anger the guards...

The IG had been sleeping for a bit so.... (i woke them up by blowing their base up +9001 bounty for me :3) now 300 guards are angry and now trying to find me. also @all-players I fired a nuke to kill you all XD.

Will give 10 CE to the highest fine, and a 100 pt adv. in the next page.

IG= Imperial Guards

Sat, 06/09/2012 - 19:35
#256
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
Highest fine? Okay. REV I

Highest fine?

Okay.

REV

I grab a Tactical Troll and make it attack the guards, thus trolling them all to death. Then, I grab my Zapper to electrify some Quicksilvers and make them kill everyone.

Do I do it like that?

Sat, 06/09/2012 - 19:39
#257
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Iamnoone
Comes out of the grave and

Comes out of the grave and REV.
I cut Lords legs just above the knee with a chain saw and he dies quickly from a femoral artery bleed out.

Sat, 06/09/2012 - 20:07
#258
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
REV I grab a saw chain and

REV

I grab a saw chain and cut Iamnoone just below the knee and he dies slowly from to much blood intake (WTF??? O.o)

And then I grab my Jalovec/Khorovod scissocs and kill all the gaurds. Again.

Sat, 06/09/2012 - 20:11
#259
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
REVC I take the chain saw and

REVC
I take the chain saw and cut out your ribs to cook on the bbq. You die even slower from a chest infection.

Sat, 06/09/2012 - 20:27
#260
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
REV I grab a tactical nuke

REV

I grab a tactical nuke and chuck it randomly, killing Iamnoone and the guards.

/e has run out of creative ways to kill.

Sat, 06/09/2012 - 20:39
#261
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I never run out of ways to kill and torture. :D

REV
I shackle and hand cuff you back to back with your guard. I pour gravy and cooked hamburger over your heads and leave you for the turkey vultures to devour. Death by bird.

Sat, 06/09/2012 - 20:45
#262
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
REV Ah, what the heck. I fire

REV

Ah, what the heck.

I fire a nuke and blow everyone up, including the guards.

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 19:08
#263
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
ROAR /e launches another nuke

ROAR

/e launches another nuke and kills everyone, inculding the guards.

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 19:28
#264
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
fine check,

LoN: 12,000

me: 9001 (900,001)

Adds more guards, Blows them up, and adds 9001 more guards in this area.

May add Fancy Extra Vertical Vents to the mix, (maybe, maybe not).

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 21:22
#265
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
YAY

I attack the guards once again, and kill all 9001 using a nuke. :P

Wed, 06/13/2012 - 21:18
#266
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
And I launch another nuke and

And I launch another nuke and kill all the guards. :/

SOMEONE ELSE POST

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 18:46
#267
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
/sigh And another tactical

/sigh

And another tactical nuke blows up the guards and everyone again. :/

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 18:57
#268
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
Yep, if this takes too long, ill speed it up.

anyways, -TCP.

(Too Charge POWER) *kills everyone*

if this doesn't get to post 298 in the next 4 days, bonus prize is forfeit. (but adds a bit more CE in the next page (50+).

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 19:06
#269
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
REV I grab Varmint and chuck

REV

I grab Varmint and chuck a nuke down his throat. Then I chuck him into a tank full of nukes. Then I chuck the tank into the guards.

*Cue Explosions*

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 19:06
#270
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
REV I grab Varmint and chuck

REV

I grab Varmint and chuck a nuke down his throat. Then I chuck him into a tank full of nukes. Then I chuck the tank into the guards.

*Cue Explosions*

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 19:06
#271
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
REV I grab Varmint and chuck

REV

I grab Varmint and chuck a nuke down his throat. Then I chuck him into a tank full of nukes. Then I chuck the tank into the guards.

*Cue Explosions*

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 19:06
#272
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
REV I grab Varmint and chuck

REV

I grab Varmint and chuck a nuke down his throat. Then I chuck him into a tank full of nukes. Then I chuck the tank into the guards.

*Cue Explosions*

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 19:06
#273
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
REV I grab Varmint and chuck

REV

I grab Varmint and chuck a nuke down his throat. Then I chuck him into a tank full of nukes. Then I chuck the tank into the guards.

*Cue Explosions*

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 19:10
#274
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
LoN ARE YOU DOING A SPEED CHAIN!?!???

even though you have a 4 day limit doesn't mean you go on a blazing speed on the thread. Kills LoN and freezes his revs.

Thu, 06/14/2012 - 19:11
#275
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
"LoN ARE YOU DOING A SPEED

"LoN ARE YOU DOING A SPEED CHAIN!?!??? "

Yes. I suppose I am. ._.

ALTHOUGH the chain was actually only supposed to be 3 posts, not 5. /facepalm

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 17:12
#276
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
unfreeze revs, sparta kicks LoN

and lol.

If the game didn't get to the setted post: http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/577833245625861149/A42D0AB09B2AD21846B...

(I may just sell it, its in preview NOT really installed)

LoN you should be back up.

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 17:26
#277
Dvntbjh's picture
Dvntbjh
Ooh!! I wanna play!

Me and my army of mutants ants(see question of the day) rip out yur throat with our bare hands(gory) and torture u by making u come alive and rip yur throats again. And again. And AGAIN!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Fri, 06/15/2012 - 19:58
#278
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I just want to kill.

Rev

Puts on ice climbing shoes and jumps up and down on LoN's head until his brains leak out the holes. Once he is dead, I stomp on his chest leaving my shoe there as my mark of death.

Sun, 06/17/2012 - 16:14
#279
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
Hmm? I can rev

Hmm? I can rev now?

REV

Launches another nuke at the gaurds.

Ima saving up all my imagination for the next page. :D

Mon, 06/18/2012 - 06:46
#280
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
Less then a day left,

Post 298 seens far, but, theres a bonus prize, if not, the CE prize is used and the remaining posts aren't are added to the next page's prize.

(leave Post 300 or 301 open) [doing SPARTA in post 300 gets you X10 of the points]

Mon, 06/18/2012 - 19:09
#281
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
GAH Kills al guards wiht nuke

GAH

Kills al guards wiht nuke again.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 06:26
#282
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
O.k. times up. @LoN, im going to be a little late,

LoN gets 10 CE, (bonus: failed)

Kill count: (bounties removed)

LoN: 100

Everyone else but Connor (AC3 assassin): 0

Connor: 1

Connor thinks LoN is a templar and kills him with a hidden blade.

EDIT: 68 CE for page 7

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 14:20
#283
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
Ok, since LoN should of gotten the CE and noone posted...

I fired my lazor @all-players and removed all the guards until post 301 (then after that 6 guards shows up)

Kills: 21

Rules are back as well.

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 18:18
#284
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
So, do we start killing each

So, do we start killing each other again now?

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 20:05
#285
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
@LoN yes! *kills him using a gun*

and @all nuke

Pts: 21

Fri, 06/22/2012 - 21:10
#286
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
:D very well. @all Fires

:D

very well.

@all

Fires T.R.O.L.L. (Tactical Rocket Omniblast Laser Lance), that hits everyone. Any who survive the epic explosion are impaled by laser spikes that shoot in every which way.

Kills: Everyone

Mon, 06/25/2012 - 07:13
#287
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
TO EVERYONE THAT ARE INACTIVE

CE for page 7 HAS STARTED, the prize is 68 CE. The leader is (LoN). To make this a bit fun, *issues 2x order at LoN* and kills him with a shield.

points: 2.

(sorry for caps)

Mon, 06/25/2012 - 22:12
#288
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
Oh yeah. REV Since the guards

Oh yeah.

REV

Since the guards haven't shown up yet...

@all

I laucnh several U.B.E.R.T.R.O.L.L. (Unchecked Biozenomous Extra Richochet Tactical Rocket Omniblast Laser Lance) missiles that more or less turn everyone else into floating bits of pulverized atoms.

Then I set a S.P.I.K.E (Speciallized Polarization Ionized Kratchet Electrofire) Trap for the next one who revs.

Recent Kllz

EVERYONE

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 15:23
#289
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
@all I fire another

@all

I fire another U.B.E.R.T.R.O.L.L. and kill everyone again.

:/

It's boring killing people who don't kill back.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 21:53
#290
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
And another 4 hours have

And another 4 hours have passed. ._.

@all

I fire another U.B.E.R.T.R.O.L.L. and kill everyone again.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 23:17
#291
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Quietly sneaks in...

Slides a case of M80's under LoN's butt. Blows him sky high. Uses a canoe and duck shots LoN while he flies through the air. Death befalls him before he falls to the ground. Celebrates LoN's death with enough firecrackers and fireworks to make it look like a Chinese New Year.

Varm, was that enough noise for you?

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 08:53
#292
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
still alive :D

Grabs a flame thrower gun and shoots Varminttwotwothree turning him into ashes.

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 20:53
#293
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
And another 4 hours have

And another 4 hours have passed. ._.

@all

I fire another U.B.E.R.T.R.O.L.L. and kill everyone again.

NEED MOAR VARIETY

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 23:01
#294
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I tie LoN to a chair and make

I tie LoN to a chair and make him watch old Shirley Temple movies until he wills himself to die.

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 16:09
#295
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
@all I fire another

@all

I fire another U.B.E.R.T.R.O.L.L. and kill everyone again. Except Iamnoone. I shove a television down his throat and into his stomach. All the bacteria in there get addicted to TV and no longer digest his food. So he dies.

NEED MOAR VARIETY

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 17:06
#296
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I get a water pistol and fill

I get a water pistol and fill it with water. I look at LoN. I shove it up his nose and kill him by squirting his brains out his ears. Death by child's toy. :D

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 19:35
#297
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
@all I fire another

@all

I fire another U.B.E.R.T.R.O.L.L. and kill everyone again. Except Iamnoone. I chuck him into a 229148712342710934612094862395265712035-1271 degree farenhiet suana and take him out. Then I douse him in ice cold water. The colliding extreme temperatures create massive amounts of pressure, and Iamnoone simply explodes in blood and gore.

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 19:36
#298
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
oh i almost forget...

@iamnone your getting x2 points when you kill LoN.

also post 300 needs a sparta quote to get X10 points.

Count:

LoN: 247

Iamnoone: 7

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 11:24
#299
Tingxuan's picture
Tingxuan
I am WARLORD

My super sword of death to KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 12:34
#300
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
@all SPARTA KICK U ALL TO

@all

SPARTA KICK U ALL TO PEGASUS GALAXY.

DIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!

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