Does the macarena.
You all die from my epicfail dance skillz.
Even that rock over there died.
Does the macarena.
You all die from my epicfail dance skillz.
Even that rock over there died.
Lets hurry up to the next page, shall we?
I provoke the guards by insulting their faces and get them to try and kill me. In the mean time, I launch a tactical nuke and blows everyone to kingdom come and then to kingdom go.
Fine. No one else gonna post?
I grab a guillotine and a recon cloak, and go around invisibly chopping peoples' heads off.
The IG had been sleeping for a bit so.... (i woke them up by blowing their base up +9001 bounty for me :3) now 300 guards are angry and now trying to find me. also @all-players I fired a nuke to kill you all XD.
Will give 10 CE to the highest fine, and a 100 pt adv. in the next page.
IG= Imperial Guards
Highest fine?
Okay.
REV
I grab a Tactical Troll and make it attack the guards, thus trolling them all to death. Then, I grab my Zapper to electrify some Quicksilvers and make them kill everyone.
Do I do it like that?
Comes out of the grave and REV.
I cut Lords legs just above the knee with a chain saw and he dies quickly from a femoral artery bleed out.
REV
I grab a saw chain and cut Iamnoone just below the knee and he dies slowly from to much blood intake (WTF??? O.o)
And then I grab my Jalovec/Khorovod scissocs and kill all the gaurds. Again.
REVC
I take the chain saw and cut out your ribs to cook on the bbq. You die even slower from a chest infection.
REV
I grab a tactical nuke and chuck it randomly, killing Iamnoone and the guards.
/e has run out of creative ways to kill.
REV
I shackle and hand cuff you back to back with your guard. I pour gravy and cooked hamburger over your heads and leave you for the turkey vultures to devour. Death by bird.
REV
Ah, what the heck.
I fire a nuke and blow everyone up, including the guards.
ROAR
/e launches another nuke and kills everyone, inculding the guards.
LoN: 12,000
me: 9001 (900,001)
Adds more guards, Blows them up, and adds 9001 more guards in this area.
May add Fancy Extra Vertical Vents to the mix, (maybe, maybe not).
I attack the guards once again, and kill all 9001 using a nuke. :P
And I launch another nuke and kill all the guards. :/
SOMEONE ELSE POST
/sigh
And another tactical nuke blows up the guards and everyone again. :/
anyways, -TCP.
(Too Charge POWER) *kills everyone*
if this doesn't get to post 298 in the next 4 days, bonus prize is forfeit. (but adds a bit more CE in the next page (50+).
REV
I grab Varmint and chuck a nuke down his throat. Then I chuck him into a tank full of nukes. Then I chuck the tank into the guards.
*Cue Explosions*
REV
I grab Varmint and chuck a nuke down his throat. Then I chuck him into a tank full of nukes. Then I chuck the tank into the guards.
*Cue Explosions*
REV
I grab Varmint and chuck a nuke down his throat. Then I chuck him into a tank full of nukes. Then I chuck the tank into the guards.
*Cue Explosions*
REV
I grab Varmint and chuck a nuke down his throat. Then I chuck him into a tank full of nukes. Then I chuck the tank into the guards.
*Cue Explosions*
REV
I grab Varmint and chuck a nuke down his throat. Then I chuck him into a tank full of nukes. Then I chuck the tank into the guards.
*Cue Explosions*
even though you have a 4 day limit doesn't mean you go on a blazing speed on the thread. Kills LoN and freezes his revs.
"LoN ARE YOU DOING A SPEED CHAIN!?!??? "
Yes. I suppose I am. ._.
ALTHOUGH the chain was actually only supposed to be 3 posts, not 5. /facepalm
and lol.
If the game didn't get to the setted post: http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/577833245625861149/A42D0AB09B2AD21846B...
(I may just sell it, its in preview NOT really installed)
LoN you should be back up.
Me and my army of mutants ants(see question of the day) rip out yur throat with our bare hands(gory) and torture u by making u come alive and rip yur throats again. And again. And AGAIN!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Rev
Puts on ice climbing shoes and jumps up and down on LoN's head until his brains leak out the holes. Once he is dead, I stomp on his chest leaving my shoe there as my mark of death.
Hmm? I can rev now?
REV
Launches another nuke at the gaurds.
Ima saving up all my imagination for the next page. :D
Post 298 seens far, but, theres a bonus prize, if not, the CE prize is used and the remaining posts aren't are added to the next page's prize.
(leave Post 300 or 301 open) [doing SPARTA in post 300 gets you X10 of the points]
GAH
Kills al guards wiht nuke again.
LoN gets 10 CE, (bonus: failed)
Kill count: (bounties removed)
LoN: 100
Everyone else but Connor (AC3 assassin): 0
Connor: 1
Connor thinks LoN is a templar and kills him with a hidden blade.
EDIT: 68 CE for page 7
I fired my lazor @all-players and removed all the guards until post 301 (then after that 6 guards shows up)
Kills: 21
Rules are back as well.
So, do we start killing each other again now?
and @all nuke
Pts: 21
:D
very well.
@all
Fires T.R.O.L.L. (Tactical Rocket Omniblast Laser Lance), that hits everyone. Any who survive the epic explosion are impaled by laser spikes that shoot in every which way.
Kills: Everyone
CE for page 7 HAS STARTED, the prize is 68 CE. The leader is (LoN). To make this a bit fun, *issues 2x order at LoN* and kills him with a shield.
points: 2.
(sorry for caps)
Oh yeah.
REV
Since the guards haven't shown up yet...
@all
I laucnh several U.B.E.R.T.R.O.L.L. (Unchecked Biozenomous Extra Richochet Tactical Rocket Omniblast Laser Lance) missiles that more or less turn everyone else into floating bits of pulverized atoms.
Then I set a S.P.I.K.E (Speciallized Polarization Ionized Kratchet Electrofire) Trap for the next one who revs.
Recent Kllz
EVERYONE
@all
I fire another U.B.E.R.T.R.O.L.L. and kill everyone again.
:/
It's boring killing people who don't kill back.
And another 4 hours have passed. ._.
@all
I fire another U.B.E.R.T.R.O.L.L. and kill everyone again.
Slides a case of M80's under LoN's butt. Blows him sky high. Uses a canoe and duck shots LoN while he flies through the air. Death befalls him before he falls to the ground. Celebrates LoN's death with enough firecrackers and fireworks to make it look like a Chinese New Year.
Varm, was that enough noise for you?
Grabs a flame thrower gun and shoots Varminttwotwothree turning him into ashes.
And another 4 hours have passed. ._.
@all
I fire another U.B.E.R.T.R.O.L.L. and kill everyone again.
NEED MOAR VARIETY
I tie LoN to a chair and make him watch old Shirley Temple movies until he wills himself to die.
@all
I fire another U.B.E.R.T.R.O.L.L. and kill everyone again. Except Iamnoone. I shove a television down his throat and into his stomach. All the bacteria in there get addicted to TV and no longer digest his food. So he dies.
NEED MOAR VARIETY
I get a water pistol and fill it with water. I look at LoN. I shove it up his nose and kill him by squirting his brains out his ears. Death by child's toy. :D
@all
I fire another U.B.E.R.T.R.O.L.L. and kill everyone again. Except Iamnoone. I chuck him into a 229148712342710934612094862395265712035-1271 degree farenhiet suana and take him out. Then I douse him in ice cold water. The colliding extreme temperatures create massive amounts of pressure, and Iamnoone simply explodes in blood and gore.
@iamnone your getting x2 points when you kill LoN.
also post 300 needs a sparta quote to get X10 points.
Count:
LoN: 247
Iamnoone: 7
My super sword of death to KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@all
SPARTA KICK U ALL TO PEGASUS GALAXY.
DIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!
doesn't matter, Im going to do something only once. LoN gets this page and Psycho gets the next.
Also, @psycho your getting it now.
Since the next page is void, page (6), all rules are thrown to the curve until post 301, No killcount is needed.