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Tue, 05/22/2012 - 04:30
#201
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
Page 4 results

Winner is Psycho (coming in at around 3PM EST)

Psycho: 52+12=64 (120 bounty now 0) ~@Psycho.setcrimegold 0
Shadow: 38
LoN: 18

The guards are off. (for now)

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 04:47
#202
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
FINALLY

I thought they'd NEVER go away.

We allowed to kill now?

If so...

Rev.

@All

Nuke it. Ya'll be crisp and dry now.

Recent kills:
-Everyone

(Mind having a 'Target list' in the OP? It'd help keep track on who's in the thread so I can post more accurate killcounts.)

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 05:06
#203
Delardino's picture
Delardino
@Psychodestroyer ima still

@Psychodestroyer ima still alive...

Recent kills by Psychodestroyer:
-Everyone

Recent kills by Delardino:
Psychodestroyer

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 10:38
#204
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
The guards are coming back...

But no laws has been violated and they won't attack. There's 6 guards in the area, so be selective.

REV, Shoots Delardino for not showing how he killed Psycho. (with a modified bow and arrow)

EDIT: target list going up
EDIT2: Guards also have a name Guard1, Guard2, etc.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 15:42
#205
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
@all REV I grab a pistol and

@all

REV

I grab a pistol and go on a rampage.

RECENT KILLZ

Everyone.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 20:17
#206
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Varminttwotwothree
LOL I said to be selective

And you also killed 6 guards which brings up your bounty to 60 pts. I see a guard coming...
From Guard to LoN
Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

Resist Arrest:
Go to Jail: 6 posts you can't do.

EDIT: @LoN he did @All before the guards are placed.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 19:19
#207
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
But Psycho did @all too...

Doesn't that mean he killed the guards first?

Gah...

But you said that there were only 6 guards, and I killed them all. Where'd the 7th come from?

Hm... Hard choice is hard.

If I kill guard, I'm on the run for the rest of the page. If I surrender, I lose the ability to post for 6 posts...

Hmph. Very well. I surrender myself up and go to jail for... how long? 6 posts, right? But before I do, I shoot Varminttwotwothree in the head with a Crystal Rifle as revenge (XD), and head for jail.

6 posts starting... now!

RECENT KILLZ

Varminttwotwothree

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 20:22
#208
Venomousbiohazard's picture
Venomousbiohazard
@Lordofnecromancers

ACID POISON VENOMOUSBIOHAZARD ATTACK! LORDOFNECROMANCERS DIES.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 21:10
#209
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
.......

I dress up as the prison guard and assassinate LoN. He dies, and the real guard doesn't notice. (too busy looking for law-breakers)

I also snipe Venomous in the head on the way out with a silenced pistol. No-one ever notices a dead body.

Recent Kills:
-LoN.
-Venomousbiohazard

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 21:48
#210
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
What? You can kill me when

What? You can kill me when I'm in jail? No fair! D:<

Fine. Lets take this to the next level.

REV

I grab Venomousbiohazard and Psychodestroyer, and break their necks against my jail bars. They slump to the ground, lifeless, and I quickly dispose of the bodies. The guards don't notice because they're taking a piss.

RECNT KILLZ:

Venomousbiohazard
Psychodestroyer

3 more posts until I can come out and kill freely... I can only get those next to my cell. :/

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 21:58
#211
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
Hehe

That's more guards on ya bro. The penalty was for posting, not kills outside your cell methinks.

Also, I had already left. Notice the 'on the way out' in my post?

@Delardino, LoN, Shadownox, Gingermace, Grittle, Lunaice, Abyssal-Flamberge, Iamnoone, Gzilla, Artistbma, Operator-Mk-Il, Chokabowow, Goldenvortex, Faronel, Pladypus.

Precision-targeted-metal-pellet launchers shoot you all through the head with hypervelocity rounds.

Recent kills:
-the @people: 15

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 04:39
#212
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Varminttwotwothree
The Guards get an upgrade for their jail...

A camera that shoots lazors to anyone that tries to kill the prisoner or the prisoner itself if they are not following orders to stay down in the back of the cell.

(there is 10 of them)

Also, @LoN you want payback, I paid the court your fine using adv. methods, your free to go. But... XD (kills LoN with a lazor cannon) The cameras were off in that time. AND, more guards are in the area (6) They can't rev, But they Re-spawn. (rev means getting back up, Re-spawn is they been spawned again) These guards are better equipped. (with a shotgun)

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 05:51
#213
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
It's been 4 hours

@Delardino, LoN, Shadownox, Gingermace, Grittle, Lunaice, Abyssal-Flamberge, Iamnoone, Gzilla, Artistbma, Operator-Mk-Il, Chokabowow, Goldenvortex, Faronel, Pladypus.

I call in a Delta-Squad with a hit-list, targeting each of you with either of backstabbing, Sniper fire, regular gunfire or dynamite down your throat.

Recent kills:
-Afore mentioned players.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 17:15
#214
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
It has been 6 posts since I got arrested

I'm free!!! Free, I tell you, free!!!

@Varminttwotwothree, Delardino, Psychodestroyer, Shadownox, Gingermace, Grittle, Lunaice ,Abyssal-Flamberge, Iamnoone, Gzilla, Artistbma, Operator-Mk-Il, Chokabowow, Goldenvortex, Faronel, Pladypus, Venomousbiohazard

I take my revenge and grab a triple-barrel shotgun, along with a double-edged samurai sword. Bulelts fly, steel bites, and heads roll.

And psycho killed me when he wasn't allowed to... oooooooooooohh...

UNLEASH THE KRAC- I mean UNLEASH THE GUARDS!!!

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 18:55
#215
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
Ok... XD

@LoN.setcrimegold 9001

Since the guards will attack on sight @you.

I put 900 more guards. XD

Any questions?

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 21:22
#216
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
/e raises hand I haz

/e raises hand

I haz question!

What does setcrimegold 9001 mean? :3

And I believe it has been 4 hours, so...

@Varminttwotwothree, Delardino, Psychodestroyer, Shadownox, Gingermace, Grittle, Lunaice ,Abyssal-Flamberge, Iamnoone, Gzilla, Artistbma, Operator-Mk-Il, Chokabowow, Goldenvortex, Faronel, Pladypus, Venomousbiohazard

I grab a wooden stick with a nail driven through it and stab everyone to death. :D

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 21:44
#217
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
.......

@LoN.

A simple backstab sets you back in your place. You're brain dead before you even hit the floor.

Recent kills:
-LoN

Thu, 05/24/2012 - 02:23
#218
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
.....

@Delardino, LoN, Shadownox, Gingermace, Grittle, Lunaice, Abyssal-Flamberge, Iamnoone, Gzilla, Artistbma, Operator-Mk-Il, Chokabowow, Goldenvortex, Faronel, Pladypus.

DNA cannons set to Prime. Fire.

Your genetic structure melts down into a puddle of goop.

Recent kills:
-15 peeps.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 07:23
#219
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
@LoN

It means your bounty just skyrocketed.

Stop! You violated the law! (asked for it) Since you lack the funds to pay the court, you must serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

Go to Jail: 900 posts (don't select that one, losing 18 pages)
Resist Arrest (more recommended if you die (by a guard)your out for this page only) (Note: since theres >100 guards you can't do @all)
EDIT: ill just use this for now on. http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pg0fq/

Thu, 05/24/2012 - 04:50
#220
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
What was the crime?

Was it the use of non-specific language in the attack? AKA Stab 'all' to death?

@LoN

The intense heat of heavy laser fire around your form burns your flesh to a cinder. You die from overwhelming pain and bloodloss where the wounds were't cauterized properly by the heat.

Recent kills:
-LoN

EDIT: Owait, you mean his 'unleash the guards' part?

Lololololol.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 04:20
#221
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Varminttwotwothree
Kill/(bounty) count:

Psycho:66 (10)
LoN: 59 (9001) {if you survive 960}
Venomousbiohazard: 1 (0)
Me: 2 (0)
Guards: 60 (They collect bounties. They are not awarded CE)

If LoN doesn't post within 6 hours of my post, the guards must had to gotten him and shot him.

at 15:26 LoN will lose if he doesn't post.

Thu, 05/24/2012 - 15:12
#222
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Varminttwotwothree
LoN is dead

He didn't post in time...

But I give him one more chance.

24hrs to make a choice. LoN GET OVER HERE.

Thu, 05/24/2012 - 15:43
#223
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
I WAZ AT SCHOOL

IMA HERE

._.

Can you at least tell me why I'm under arrest (again)?

Very well...

First...

REV

Next..

RESIST ARREST

I grab a tactical nuke and kill 99.99% of the guards (that's not @all, it's only at @99.99%. XD). I grab a Crystal Rifle and kill all the other players. Then I go and stake out in a giant huge bomb shelter, built to withstand the force of an exploding red giant (the biggest star ever), and have Crimson Guards protecting me. I also have a hand-held Darklight Cannon and a Solar Saber to protect myself with, along with some Homecomings to make quick teleportation escapes to other similar shelters if I need to.

Thu, 05/24/2012 - 19:11
#224
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
@LoN

You asked for the guards, so, I did it (RELEASE THE GUARDS).

Also, the guard will award points to whoever kills LoN first. 1/10 of bounty

Thu, 05/24/2012 - 20:18
#225
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
:O XP But really, you said

:O

XP

But really, you said that the guards would go after anyone who killed me while I was imprisoned, and Psycho did. XP

Well, 4 hours is up, and I'm already a wanted man, so...

@all

I use my Faustian powers and make everyone spontaneously combust, and gore is splattered everywhere. I also destroy the guards' shotguns and weapons.

RECENT KILLZ

Everyone.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 02:51
#226
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Comes from behind and shanks

Comes from behind and shanks Lordo with a piece of corpse.

Recent kill:
Lordofnecromancers

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 04:25
#227
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
I forgot how long the limit that LoN must revive before the...

Guards get to him, (10 hours)

Anyways XD. @All but LoN: The guards will protect you when LoN revives. @Psycho You have a fine but the guards are busy trying to stop LoN's crime spree.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 04:50
#228
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
^

I'm have a fine?

For what may I ask?

Casually swipes a knife through the back of LoN's neck as I pass him by.

I put a cardboard cutout on LoN's exact likeness a slight distance away so the guards will think it's him and monitor his movements (or lack of.)

Recent kills:
-LoN

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 04:58
#229
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
LoN Complained that you killed him while he's in the cell.

But I bribed the guards to get you a free pass. But the pass is in a rock and I killed you with it.

PS: your cardboard target was a shooting spree. (blown to bits.)

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 07:31
#230
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
I rev'd LoN and the guard came

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pg0fq/

Bounty: 18001

Go to Jail
Resist arrest

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:00
#231
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
RESIST ARREST

@all

REV

I grab a N-Bomb (Necro bomb) and kill everyone. The powers of the NBomb bring everyone back to life as my undead slave-warrior.

Recent Killz

Everyone

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:47
#232
Leafblader's picture
Leafblader
lol

I use a trollololol machine to make Lordofnecromancers points go to 0 and then leave the page so that nobody can kill me. That means you can not attack me and that I have left this thread.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 14:16
#233
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
I use a time machine and go

I use a time machine and go back in time, and kill you before you kill me, thus keepign my points and gaining 1.

Recent killz

Leafblader

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:19
#234
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
.....

Rev.

Walks past LoN.

No-one noticed the explosive I stuck on the back of his head.

Brain blows to bits 20 seconds later.

Recent kills:
-LoN

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:29
#235
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
4 hours have passed

@all

REV

Grabs a tiple barrel shotgun and goes on another killing spree. Brains splatter, organs rupture, and bones shatter. THen goes back hiding in bomb shelter.

Recent Killz

EVERYONE

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 18:30
#236
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
4 hours have passed

DERP double post. >_< srry.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 22:05
#237
Delardino's picture
Delardino
@all Revive Grabs a M4AI

@all Revive

Grabs a M4AI Carbine and shoots LoN

Recent Kills

LoN

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 22:31
#238
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
Another 4 hours has passed

So...

REV

@all

Grabs several Electron Vortexes and plants them inside everyone's heads, and detonate them, so their heads implode and they're sucked inside-out into another dimension.

Recent kills

Everyone

Sat, 05/26/2012 - 01:04
#239
Delardino's picture
Delardino
@all revive Grabs LoN's head

@all revive

Grabs LoN's head puts a volcanic halo and threw it at his body ( his body burns and turns to crisp)

recent Kills

LoN

Sat, 05/26/2012 - 07:29
#240
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
@LoN REV

The Guards had enough of your killing spree. They told me to send you to (insert word here). I killed you using my modded bow and arrow (arrows go at mach 2 and instant kills anyone and makes people fly like crazy) and paused you revs until post 251. You bounty is now forfeit, and the next person that kills me will get 1000 pts. (if its @all it doesn't count)

Sat, 05/26/2012 - 11:18
#241
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
...

...

Sat, 05/26/2012 - 13:53
#242
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
......

@Varminttwotwothree

The laser that burns through your skull was reflected around several points and near impossible angles, as well as being bounced off a few satellites before hitting you.

Laser pistols get the job done alright.

Recent kills:
-Varminttwotwothree

Sun, 05/27/2012 - 07:31
#243
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
Kill/(bounty) count:

Psycho: 1068 (0)
LoN: 977+100{first death from guards} 1077 (0)
Guards: 18061

Leave post 251 open and 300 open as well.

Tue, 05/29/2012 - 00:56
#244
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
Rev

@Delardino, LoN, Shadownox, Gingermace, Grittle, Lunaice, Abyssal-Flamberge, Iamnoone, Gzilla, Artistbma, Operator-Mk-Il, Chokabowow, Goldenvortex, Faronel, Pladypus.

A squad of assassins eliminates you all, one by one, silently but surely.

Recent kills:
-15

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 21:13
#245
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Rev

Sits on Psychodestroyer's head and passes gas until he turns blue and dies. Pulls his tongue out and rips off his finger nails. Cuts off the ears. Pokes a screw drive in his eye sockets and pops out his eyes then places the eyeballs into his mouth. Takes that screw drive and rams it up his butt. Gets a can of gasoline and dumps it over him then sets him on fire. When the flames go out i take the ashes and soak them in water turning them into lye. I mix in some tallow turn it to soap and give it to children to wash their hands. nothing is left of Psychodestroye to be revived.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 20:24
#246
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
SOMEONE POST!!!!!!

SOMEONE POST!!!!!!

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 06:45
#247
Varminttwotwothree's picture
Varminttwotwothree
This is getting too quiet...

Reving LoN in 3 2 1 GO!

LoN GET GOING!!!!!

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 21:28
#248
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
REV

@Varminttwotwothree, Delardino, Psychodestroyer, Shadownox, Gingermace, Grittle, Lunaice ,Abyssal-Flamberge, Iamnoone, Gzilla, Artistbma, Operator-Mk-Il, Chokabowow, Goldenvortex, Faronel, Pladypus, Venomousbiohazard, trobolta, and leaf

My level-5 energy blast obliderates Varmint, delardino, psycho, shadow, ginger, grittle, and lunaice. Abyssal-Flamberge, Iamnoone, Gzilla, Artistbma, Operator-Mk-Il, Chokabowow, Goldenvortex, Faronel, Pladypus, Venomousbiohazard, trobolta, and leaf are severly wounded. I grab my Jalovec/Khorovod scissors, and procede to chop their heads off.

Rencet killz:

Varminttwotwothree
Delardino
Psychodestroyer
Shadownox
Gingermace
Grittle
Lunaice
Abyssal-Flamberge
Iamnoone
Gzilla
Artistbma
Operator-Mk-Il
Chokabowow
Goldenvortex
Faronel
Pladypus
Venomousbiohazard
trobolta
leaf

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 21:33
#249
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
Oh yeah, varmint, can you

Oh yeah, varmint, can you post the kill score? I don't know if I'm counting them correctly. :P

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 21:34
#250
Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
Oh yeah, varmint, can you

OH CRAP DOUBLE POST! D: I wanted to give Psycho a chance to win this page. Now he can't.

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