Spiral Knights - FRAG-FEST.... It is finished......

FRAG-FEST.... It is finished......

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Sat, 05/19/2012 - 19:31

#151

Psychodestroyer

/pout

FINE.

Grabs Pravion's (my gunner dude from Sacrifice) custom Sniper rifle, adds a laser pointer and high-power scope.

For effect, I diveroll to the side and quickscope LoN, obliterating HIS bullet and blowing half his face off.

I fire again for good measure, making sure to reduce the other half of his face to a centimeter-stump.

And I toss a Tac-cannon round in there just in case, to take care of any unwanted surprises.

The screams could not be heard over the sound of stuff blowing up.

Recent kills:
-LoN
-???

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 19:37

#152

Nechrome

@Pscycho

REV

Jumping out of the pit, I grab a sledgehammer and smash your face out of your head. Then I use a time machine and go back in time to the point where you obliterate my bullet. I destroy your bullet, so my bullet kills you. Then I watch my past self jump out of the pit and kill you again with the hammer. I go back to the present, and chuck your dead body into the pit where I came. Concequently, you land on the two guys already in there, and break their necks. Then I cover you all up with quick-drying cement..

Recent Kills:

-Psycho x3
-Lunaice
-Abyssal

That's 3 snipe kills on Psycho.

teeheehee

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 19:41

#153

Shadownox

@LoN, Psycho, Abyssal, and Lunaice

I snipe all of your heads off. Repeatedly. Again. And again. And again. And again. FOREVER.

Psycho: ???
LoN: ???
Abyssal: ???
Lunaice: ???

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 19:42

#154

Nechrome

@all

I create a shield out of energy, and your bullets melt so you don't get me. Then I grab a sub-machine gun and pulverize everyones' faces off. Except psycho, lunaice, and abyssal. THem, I dump acid onto the concrete and it cehews down to their bodies and dissolves them.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 19:48

#155

Psychodestroyer

.....

That's it.

Rev.

I bring out Max from Codename and up his output to 2000%

Max then proceeds to tear both Shadownox and LoN to shreds before activating his Power Surge and evaporating you to atoms. Max then returns to his world.

After you rev, I activate my tactical facepalm.

It was super effective!

Shadownox and LoN died!

Recent kills:
-Shadownox x2
-LoN x2

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 20:05

#156

Nechrome

2 can play at that game...

REV

I summon Faust from The Core Wars.

He grabs your Max, and rips his to multiply bloody, gory pieces. Then he clones him to create Swarm-infected monsters.

He sends the Swarm-Maxes to destroy everyone else, using their Swarm-enhanced fighting skills (can Max's skills even be enhanced? He's already that powerful) and have them all self-destruct with a final Overload Surge that obliterates everyone to the size of a string (not the rope string, but the fabric-of-reality type of string. it's real). Then a large gust of wind scatters them away, thus effectively completely destroying them. But leave Psycho alive.

Faust then procedes to fire bursts of Dark Matter at you, purple shards impaling you all over until you look like something that was hit by hard radiation (radiation shoots bajillions of millions of tiny holes in you, did you know that?). Then you are hit by hard radiation so you look like something that was hit by hard radiation twice. He summons an Ironwood Sentinel and has it chop you to bricks to use as firewood. Faust sets you on Shadow-Fire, and then you melt into nothingness.

Faust then procedes to return to fighting Core.

RECENT KILLZ

Everyone minus Psycho x3

Psycho x4

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 20:11

#157

Shadownox

@all

Yeah? 3 can play at this game...

I bash all your brains repeatedly. Especially LoN and Psycho.

All 'cept LoN adn Psycho: 100
Lon and Psycho: 200

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 20:12

#158

Psychodestroyer

/eyeroll

You forget, Max is no-longer here.

Also, he is not so easily corrupted, for reasons that will be explained in the Prequel to Codename (when I write it)

Rev.

I pull out a Gauss Rifle from Crysis. Faust's head now seems to be missing...owait it's in tiny pieces on the floor.

I blow your innards out point-blank. I shoot you again in the head, just in case, and again in your foot, to see if you'll twitch.

You don't.

Recent kills:
-LoN

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 20:13

#159

Nechrome

3.14 can play at that game...

I slap you all silly and you all die from my awesomeness.

Lets stop with the ultra-killing before we get kicked from this thread, shall we?

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 20:16

#160

Psychodestroyer

/Awake

I strap a C4 to LoN and Shadow's heads.

I detonate them.

Recent kills:
-LoN
-Shadownox

EDIT: Ultrakilling? That's all you guys. My targets were somewhat specific.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 20:15

#161

Nechrome

I put up a force field to

I put up a force field to save all of us from Shadow's coming attack.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 20:16

#162

Shadownox

@Psycho, LoN, Abyssal, and Lunaice.

Okay, no more cheating. Starting...now!

I slap LoN silly. +1 kill!

I slap Psychodestroyer silly. +1 kill!

I slap Abyssal silly. +1 kill!

I slap Lunaice silly. +1 kill!

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 20:16

#163

Nechrome

toldja so.

I strap C5 onto Psycho's and Shadow's heads.

Boom.

How bloody.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 20:16

#164

Psychodestroyer

No defenses, remember?

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 20:17

#165

Nechrome

Does not understand.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 20:18

#166

Nechrome

Does not understand.

derp double post.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 20:18

#167

Shadownox

@Psycho, LoN, Abyssal, and Lunaice.

I strap several Big Angry Bombs to each of your heads. Boom.

Kills:
LoN
Psycho
Abyssal
Lunaice

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 20:19

#168

Nechrome

OH I UNDERSTAND NOW NVM

I take down the forcefield.

REV

@all

I strap a Graviton Vortex to all of your heads. Your heads implode into gore.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 20:24

#169

Shadownox

@LoN, Psycho, Abyssal, and Lunaice

I strap you guys to a rocket and send you to the moon. Due to the lack of oxygen, you all die. O well. Look on the bright side. At least you get some green cheese before you die.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 20:26

#170

Psychodestroyer

@All

From my hill over yonder, I think to myself: has it really come to this?

Fierce battles have been fought. Battles of blood, shame and misery. Battles of the body, mind and soul. And still they fight. And still the war goes on.

I stand up, shaking the rust from my aching bones, and look to the horizon, red like the blood spilt on the land.

I sigh, breathing in the familiar smell of death, having seen him for too long in the recent days.

Yes, I think to myself. Yes, it has come to this.

I pull out a lighter from my pocket, and flick it on. Funny, that even after all this, it still works.

I flick the flame off, and walk idly away from the city I was ordered to destroy. The city where the war still rages. The city I no longer care to fight for.

I flick the lighter again, and the city blows up in a magnificent fireball, the shockwave blowing past me like a hurricane.

Because the city is no longer there.

I always did hate smoking.

Recent kills:
-Everyone in the room.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 20:27

#171

Nechrome

@shadownox+psycho

REV

I hire a Zamboni Zombie from Plants vs Zombies, and he runs you both over. Then I kill the Zombie.

Recent kills:

Shadownox

Psychodestroyer

Zombie

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 06:27

#172

Varminttwotwothree

O.O!

I thought I said not to post over 151. (read last kill count)

First, posts after post 150 doesn't count. I post at the start of the new page.

This is the second time it happened. @all *fires a lazor and pauses rev until (expired) (revs continued)

LoN won (by post 149) Starting to count kills again.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 20:29

#173

Nechrome

:P Psycho! I blame you!

Psycho! I blame you! >:O

LOL JK.

Sat, 05/19/2012 - 20:51

#174

The-Ark

I call in a meteor strike and

I call in a meteor strike and hide in my bunker. And lock it.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 06:41

#175

Varminttwotwothree

LOL I still have god mode on for a long time.

@Gingermace since you join there's no one to kill (Could by me only but god mode is on.) (im fixing it, re-enabling revs)

I think the meteor strike is gone by now.

So, @Ginger Finds his bunker and blows the door open and fires a nuke. (explosion)

PS: LoN's kill order has expired. Also only 25CE on this page. LEAVE POST 201 FOR ME.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 10:38

#176

Shadownox

@LoN, Psycho, Lunaice, Abyssal, Varminttwotwothree, and Ginger.

What a coincidence...25 CE, 25 more comments 'till the next page...

Anyway...hehe...

I strap all of the above people to a rocket and send it to outer space, where several hundreds of Big Angry Bombs inside the rocket kablooey. 'Nuff said.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 13:28

#177

Nechrome

LoN's kill order has

LoN's kill order has expired

Does not understand.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 14:40

#178

Psychodestroyer

Doesn't have to.

Rev.

@All I fire SEMTEX grenades at everyone, then beside them just in case.

Recent Kills:
-Everyone that WAS alive.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 16:04

#179

Shadownox

@LoN, Psycho, Abyssal, Lunaice, Varmint, and Ginger.

I contain you all in one room, with no windows and entrances, except for a small hatch at the top where I dropped you all in that is unreachable. I then proceed to fill the room with toxic gasses. In a matter of seconds, all your bodies are no longer recognizable, and you are all dead.

Kills:
LoN
Psycho
Lunaice
Abyssal
Varmint
Ginger

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 16:07

#180

Psychodestroyer

......

@All

Rev.

I knock you out, then pump your lungs full of HCL gas. The water in your lungs turns it into acid, and you all die a silent death.

Recent kills:
-LoN
-Shadownox
-Lunaice
-Abyssal
-Varmint
-Ginger

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 16:14

#181

Shadownox

@LoN, Psycho, Abyssal, Lunaice, Varmint, and Ginger.

Rev.

I feed you all to the wolves. Hungry wolves. Hungry, hungry wolves. 'Nuff said. Hope you guys look good as mincemeat.

Kills:
LoN
Psycho
Abyssal
Lunaice
Varmint
Ginger

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 16:18

#182

Psychodestroyer

......

@Shadownox

REV.

I seal you in the event horizon.

There, you constantly die and are re-created, over and over.

Recent kills:
-Shadownox x???

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 16:22

#183

Shadownox

@Psycho

Rev.

I sell you to God as personal amusement. There, he makes you immortal, and constantly kills you, over and over, as amusement.

Kills:
Psycho x???

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 03:42

#184

Psychodestroyer

.....

Rev.

@Shadownox

I shoot yo in the face (The 'yo' was intentional) with a high calibur sidearm (Cwutididthere?)

Blood and gore splatter everywhere.

Recent kills:
-Shadownox

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 04:38

#185

Varminttwotwothree

Kill Count:

Shadow: 20 (23)
Psycho: 33 (35)
Me, with god mode on: 1

() means what could of been with out ~tgm (disabled) O.O

That's ends my....
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Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court the fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
Fines: Me: 0 Shadow: 0 Psycho: 10 (posting another @all attack before the four hours are up.)

Pay fine: lose the points for freedom
Go to jail: every 10 points 1 post.
Resist Arrest: The guard can't rev. but if he kills you, your out for the rest of the page.
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I hate it when that happens. ^

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 16:06

#186

Psychodestroyer

....

I'm supposed to choose what to do?

Resist arrest!

I whip out my amped-up Taser, and backtrack while filling the guard with gigawatts of electricity. Leaving the trigger down, I launch a volley of plasma grenades at the stunned guard.

Tossing in a SEMTEX for good measure, I turn on my Infra-red vision and locate his head with a L96A1 custom Sniper rifle, with bigger bang and more splat. I squeeze off all 5 shots. And another three just in case.

Finally, I fire in a Godhammer, the hardened tungsten penetrators hitting everything within 2 miles of the target at a speed of Mach 8.

I teleported 5 miles away after the SEMTEX.

That guard was toast. Not even Iron Man's suit could've withstood the Godhammer. I should know, it came from his story.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 17:48

#187

Shadownox

@All

Not sure what happened to Psycho....anyway....

REV

Toss'em everyone in a container, and drop into a Graviton Vortex. Swirly, swirly, swirly...BOOM!

Btw, how is the guard supposed to kill Psycho, when he posts so fast? :(

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 18:30

#188

Psychodestroyer

Rev.

Easy.

If my post was not sufficient to kill him.

Owait.

Drops guard in a radioactive vat, short-circuits him in case of robot, ties him down with adamantium chains and stares at him peacefully in case it is violence-reactive.

@Shadownox

Autogun to the gut is nasty.

The janitor will take WEEKS to clean up your guts off the floor.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 18:46

#189

Nechrome

WhaT ABOUT ME? U NEVER

WhaT ABOUT ME? U NEVER ANSWERED MY QUESTION? D: OOps caps lock. XP

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 18:51

#190

Psychodestroyer

There was an order to kill LoN for extra points. That order has since expired.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 19:06

#191

Nechrome

Oh. ._. /e has a lot of

Oh.

._.

/e has a lot of killing to catch up to...

REV

@Psychodestroyer+Shadownox

I grab a Solar Saber and a Homecoming. I use the Homecoming and open a portal that leads to right behind Shadownox. THroughing my Solar Saber through, it impales Shadow in the head and he falls to the ground, lifeless.

Then I grab a Crystal Rifle and rapid-fire snipe Psycho in the head several times, effectively removing his head with shards of Luminite.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 19:36

#192

Shadownox

@Psycho and LoN

I stab both of you in the gut several times with a rusty knife, and then proceed to dump your bodies into a toxic dump.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 19:42

#193

Nechrome

@all

I sneak up behind you all and push you into the toxix dump, where you scream in pain and horror as the acid mist slowly melts you, and the radioactivity makes your hair fall out, and bugs begin to chew their way out of your body, and soon your nothing but a lump of goo.

So you have to wait 4 hours before you can do another @all kill, right?

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 19:53

#194

Varminttwotwothree

Update on Psycho: your fine just went up to 50 pts.

And more guards are on the way. (Guards are normal, "The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion" guards that you have to face every time. Unless I give them more power) Like around 5-10 of them.

@Shadow When someone violates the rules in this thread, the guards come to arrest them (or get the fines).

Fines:
Breaking a rule: 10 pts
Resisting arrest: 20 pts
Killing guards: 10 pts
Posting first in the next page: 0/50 (me/anyone else)

Guards attack without warning mark: 100 pts.
Highest bounty person gets around 10% of fine in pts bonus in the end of page. (although its risky)
Also LEAVE POST 201 open. EDIT: yep unless you want the guards come to attack you. :3

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 19:53

#195

Nechrome

/salute Yes sir! /e wonders

/salute

Yes sir!

/e wonders if he can kill again now that Varmint has posted.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 20:13

#196

Psychodestroyer

Aw dammit

Do the guards ever cut the chase? Or is there a checkpoint I can pass before they give up?

Why do I have to be the guinea pig! I barely even know what those ARE!

Dammit, time to go covert. Rev /Dons nanosuit.

Cloaked, I run up to a guard and stealthkill him. A few others noticed, so I popped a few silenced shots in their heads.

I dismember them just in case they can get back up.

I run to a bomb-bunker and pull out my custom L9, popping another 4 shells in the guards heads before they manage to locate me.

Climbing up the wall, with them following closely, I leap off, switching to a Swarmer and blanketing them in missile fire.

I fire in another JAW, then switch to Maximum Armour for safety, pulling out an Assault-scoped Gauss Rifle should there be any unpleasant surprises.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 20:23

#197

Shadownox

@Psycho

...

Do you mean an unpleasant suprise for the guards, or for you? I'm thinking the guards...

Anyway...

I stuff a bomb down your throat. Kablooey. (I'm too lazy to do something very gruesome and whatnot.)

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 20:40

#198

Psychodestroyer

...

Rev.

I shoot you once in the head. Simple, clean.

I resume my old stakeout.

Recent Kills:
-Shadownox

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 20:31

#199

Nechrome

@Psychodestroyer I use asn

@Psychodestroyer

I use asn anti-invisibilty ray-gun to find where you are. I alert the guards to your position, and shoot you clean through the head with a shotgun.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 20:39

#200

Psychodestroyer

....

I killed them all, remember?

Rev.

Gauss to your face. If that wasn't enough, I energized your body to atoms for good measure.

Recent kills:
-LoN

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