((Pi))
A new kind of roleplaying game
Shiki looked down to find the Magician from earlier being chased by a large, gold-colored snake. "Hmph, serves him right." The Magician doesn't appear to be fighting back. "... Oh, alright." Shiki swooped down, electrified hammer (think of a giant mallet) in hand, and swung at Coily's head.
((did you post you thing for the forest yet or did i miss what you posted))
((I'm still making it...
Quit being so impatiant))
((sorry im just asking because i thought i missed it i can wait trust me))
((May I have some troops from Kurduhm for a conversation?))
--Kurduhm, Artisans' Corner--
Because everyone completely ignored the puddle on the wall, a strange figure jumped out of the puddle, turned into another figure, made a puddle on the ground with a gun, turned back into the other strange figure, and went into the puddle on the floor
--Kurduhm, Hawk Forest--
Praetorian proceded to grab his katana and try to stab Sonus
"You traitor!," said Cynthia, not aware that Sonus's betrayal was fake, "I should hav-" Cynthia was then interrupted as a orange squid jumped out of the ink and turned into a thing with a gun. (From the earlier gunfire) "SURPRISE ATTACK!" she said as she attempted to shoot orange ink all over Sonus and Praetorian
--Colchus Primus, Outskirts--
Coily Rattler turned around, hissed at them, and jumped at Shiki with a open mouth
"Eek!" said the magican, "They've come back to kill me!" He ran towards a cave to hide in.
--Colchus Primus, Skies--
"Oh gosh," thought the demon merchant, "He's going fast, I better catch up to him." A green fire appeared behind the seemingly floating rock that boosted its speed.
--Tower of Turrets, F2--
((I wonder if once I reach F9, Engie's super turret will get teleported there XD))
"Hmm," Nylocke said as he looked around, now ignoring the attack, "It seems that someone is talking to me, but I do not see them. However, I will find them as I am NYLOCKE, MASTER OF-" Nylocke was then hit with the giant boulder, "getting, too distracted by voices in my head." Nylocke proceeded to get up, run towards the turret, and tried to do a combo with his sword on it
nothing ever goes according to plan Sonus thought to himself "Ok then bring it on"
He then summons a sound shield to block the ink and looks at the Praetorian "And you, i dont know if you heard me but where a team now got it?"
((It's supposed to be NYLOCKE, DRAGON OF [insert phrase]))
Shiki backed away from Coily's maw before going to call the others. Asura, however, came and sweep-kicked one of the lower segments of Coily's body as Akuma attempted to grab it's tail. "Hey, Wait!" Shiki saw the Magician run into a cave and followed after.
((It is?
/looks it up
Oh, I could have sworn it was MASTER))
((Ik, where is dat Doctorspacebar?
I found Sonosukes on steam btw
EDIT: I'll have to ask Sonosuke, is your steam friend Frodo Malkalack? I have been having trouble finding Malkalack on steam, but then I found Frodo and I think he is Malkalack))
((because i thought i heard Pegasus knight before and i was right))
I've forgotten all about this. But I'll post within the day.
((Dat cell phone double post.
EDIT: And here we go.))
--Kurduhm, Artisans' Quarter--
"Hmm, that should be a way to avoid this carnage..." Erk led Serra down the manhole.
--Kurduhm, Sewers--
"What's this smell? Blech!" Serra held her nose. "Disgusting."
"I do believe this is... a sewer." Erk sighed. "And I just had these robes dry-cleaned a week ago."
"Well, better than dying... wait, why is this sewer so spacious?"
"Kurduhm appears to be a civilization that's heavily militarized. I'd assume the sewer is spacious for the exact same purpose we're using it for- an emergency escape..."
--Kurduhm, East Portal Sector--
Ri
Rick leapt out of his Portal. The East Portal Sector... Rick had no clue what "sector" meant, but it was a place full of enormous teleportation devices.
"Yeah, that's it right here." Rick stood by one of the machines. "Hmm. Okay. Gotta protect this place. Dang, I hope some kinda low flying plane attacks the place, so I can rocket jump and hit it outta the sky with a frying pan... that would be made of awesome.
--Kurduhm, Artisans' Quarter--
Engie threw the Super Sentry's box on the ground, hitting it repeatedly with his wrench to coax it out.
"Say hello..." Engie pointed his Wrangler at the Inquisitor's 'flying space hotrod'... "...to mah fully armed and operational little friend!"
--Kurduhm, Profiteur's Underground Warehouse--
"Right, time to make zat call..." Profiteur dialed a number on a cell phone. "Ahem. Ah, yes! Why, how do you do, Fiore? Listen, listen. I'm going to be very rich soon, and I want to make sure none of my adversaries bozzer me while I do. And nobody makes 'DeStractions' like 'DeRosa'! Ha ha, a play on your name, yes? Hmm? Ohh. But of course you can- but only after zis job is complete! Oh, yes, yes, we'll chat later. Listen... contact Qada. I will have need of his... services, as well... why, zank you! I look forward to further business. Good day!"
--Kurduhm, Skies--
Even more AA missiles flew in the Inquisitor's direction- this time, 120 were fired. His ship received a transmission from the very same captain that had contacted him: "Here's what we think of your damned irritating superiority complex!"
Seconds later, none other than the Cyborganic Turbo-Minotaur leapt out, back to 90% health after the fight with Sonus, Claptrap, Severa, and Cynthia, and now sporting bulletproof armor. Blasting into the sky with rocket-booster hooves, it lifted an enormous mechanical hammer with a Shocking Burst enchantment, for the sole purpose of taking down the Inquisitor's 'flying space hotrod'.
--Kurduhm, Hawk Forest--
The Spy responded to Sonus's psychic... contact... thing: "Just place it and stay away from it. The sapper works by itself; it might slow down Praetorian, and I fully expect it to deal damage."
Severa had seen Sonus pick up the Spy's sapper. But she wouldn't give away Sonus's plot. "Cynthia, focus on Praetorian! Sonus will be too difficult to hit." Severa moved forward with the Hammer in hand, hoping to strike a critical blow on Praetorian.
--Rolling Hills, Sky--
Leaving Colchus Primus behind him, Wes made for Kurduhm, taking a glance at the rock behind him.
"Skarmory, head up a little higher! I'd like a better view of that rock!"
"Skar!" Skarmory nodded, and sharply increased altitude, while Wes turned his head around to keep his eye on the rock.
--Tower of Turrets, 2nd Floor--
The Stone Cannon shook, then crumbled in a heap of stone.
Translation Trainwreck roared, "Well, yes ... but ~ ourselves Nylocke, this is a start! Do you want to have a hope of a position, or for that word? I think some of the best in the paste and rub into my tower of strength. It is not on my guard and a prisoner free!"
The voice in Nylocke's head started laughing. "Oh, my goodness. I think he MEANT to say something about grinding you into paste. But... wow, just wow. That was hilarious. Oh, don't mind me, go on to the next floor."
--Tower of Turrets, 3rd Floor--
On the 3rd floor waited four pieces of Aperture Science technology, crudely modified by Trainwreck. Armed with Thermal Discouragement Beams, four rocket launchers, and of course the traditional machine guns, they were none other than...
THE PERSONALITY TURRETS
(Heavy steel armor, weapons based on Portal 2's hazards)
THE CLASSY TURRET: 15000 HP, Monocle (Highly Increased Accuracy), Classy Core (Drops on defeat)
THE CURIOSITY TURRET: 15000 HP, Ooh! What's this do? (Can cast Prismatic Ray or use Metronome), Curiosity Core (Drops on defeat)
THE GRUMP TURRET: 15000 HP, Back in my day (Can fire High Energy Pellets for massive damage), Grump Core (Drops on defeat)
THE PYROMANIA TURRET: 15000 HP, FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE (Attacks cause an extra 0.8 damage in afterburn no matter what they are), Pyromania Core (Drops on defeat)
((No, I don't think that's Malkalack. Considering he has a Userpage on the Wiki, he either connected accounts, or he just doesn't have a Steam.
Frodo is Ironic-Biscuit, last I checked.
Did you friend request me since you found me?))
((Oh
I searched up what Malkalack said his steam ID was, and seemed to have strangely found Ironic. Strange...
EDIT: I did it earlier))
((Ok cool most of the stories characters are back XD))
Sonus saw that everyone other than Cynthia who really thought Sonus just backstabbed them. He then dropped the sapper behind the Praetorian.
"Ok robot thing you just focus on attacking and I will defend you with all I got... got it? Good" Sonus then leaped forward and blocked the hammer with his arms.
"I heard you say this does well vs armored foes" He backs up from Severa "That being said im not armored... but it still makes no sense to me how that works" He leaps back to the Praetorian's side. "You just stay here and hit them from afar. And hurry up I hate forests."
((Edit: thedoctorspacebar if you dont get how Sonus did the thing so only spy could hear him and only he could hear spy allow me to explain. Basically the sound coming from him and the spy, Sonus made it so that the sound waves made a vary skinny and direct path right to the spy and once the sound waves got to him he would make them just loud enough so that it was like he was right there whispering to the spy. Imagine a skinny funnel with the ends bigger then the body. Typing that out I know realize just how complicated that sounds))
((I like how everyone completely ignores my new characters
I would still like to borrow some soldiers from Kurduhm for a conversation
@Zhaver Note that trying teaming up with a robot that was killing you earlier and set to kill them probably is a bad idea))
--Kurduhm, Sewers--
Shouting was heard in the direction they were going. "What, is your name?" shouted an old man.
"Sir Bobby of the Wind," said a knight, not so shouty.
"What, is your quest?"
"To get out of these filthy sewers."
"What, is your favorite color?"
"Blu-, I mean gre-" said the knight, who then fell into a trapdoor with death in it, resulting in a grusome death of course.
--Kurduhm, Profiteur's Underground Warehouse--
Meanwhile, the swarmlings plant the seed in the corner.
--Kurduhm, Hawk Forest--
((Your wish shall be granted))
Praetorian, being a killer robot and all who doesn't understand, decided to try to stab Sonus in the back.
Meanwhile, the tank skirted into the middle of the battlefield, where it stopped completely.
The Orange Inkling saw the tank coming as it shot ink another way and retreated that way.
Cynthia, in all the confusion, was unfortunatly hit by the Tank. She got back up saying "You villians!" as she instead charged forth at the tank
--Rolling Hills, Skies--
"Oh gosh," the demon merchant thought, "I think he sees my rock, I'll get a distraction." With a wave of his hand, a (Fake) bird appeared in front of Wes holding a big treasure chest. (Also fake)
--Tower of Turrets, F3--
"Now four? This should be no problem for NYLOCKE, DRAGON OF DEFEATING FOUR THINGS AT ONCE! WOOSH!" Nylocke said as he immediantly charged straight for the Pyromania Turret first.
((@Pi Sonus does really stupid things sometimes all for the sake of fun. He has a bad sense of fun))
Sonus just barely doges the sword. "Hm so i guess theres no human in there... oh well it was fun." He then holds out his arms and surround them with sound waves. ((How do you make the words bold?))
SONUS ARM NOW HAS THE PROPERTY OF A SWORD!
"Yo ink girl Im on your side now." He turns his head to the inkling. "Would you please go help Cynthia kill whoever is in that tank? Thank you. Red head if you have something that goes boom may I see it? Same goes for you too spy and trash pack. I want to get out of this forest asap"
((Pipipi, you forgot about Coily and the Magician.))
((Woopsie, I'll get to them later))
((Doggone it, Swarm!
To make bold text, use [strong]BOLD TEXT[/strong], replacing the brackets with those arrow things above your period and comma that I forget the names of.))
--Kurduhm, Sewers--
((I'll wait a little while to see if Ironic-Biscuit returns.))
--Kurduhm, Profiteur's Underground Warehouse--
"Sir! Something's been detected in the corner!"
"Hmm? Oh, I see it... gentlemen, allow me!"
Profiteur used Payback on the Swarmling, converting a small part of his fortune into pure energy to cause massive damage.
"Right, everyone, be sure to move ze documents in ze basement to a secure location, hmm? Can't have people snooping about reading zem all zis time."
--Kurduhm, East Portal Sector--
"...man, this is boring."
--Kurduhm, Hawk Forest--
"Big mistake." As Praetorian had done nothing about Sonus, Severa was free to swing her Hammer at Praetorian.
Meanwhile, Claptrap turned toward the tank. "Take this!" Claptrap switched back to his rocket launcher and aimed another rocket at the tank's treads, while Spy used his Cloak and Dagger to hide, getting ready to throw a sapper.
--Rolling Hills, Skies--
"What the- Skarmory, evade that!"
Skarmory obliged, flying around the bird from nowhere.
"Well. I guess I AM being followed. But not by Colchus Primus's Incredible Xenophobe Brigade..." Then he remembered the other person he'd talked to in Colchus Primus. "Maybe... it's that merchant?"
"Skar, skarmory?"
"Hmm..." Wes turned his head toward the rock. It wasn't going any faster than he was.
"Well. Either it's a spy sent by Colchus Primus, in which case I REALLY SHOULD HAVE SKARMORY HIT IT WITH STEEL WING, or it's that merchant, WHO I WOULDN'T WANT TO HIT. If it's the merchant, I HOPE HE SPEAKS UP SO SKARMORY DOESN'T HIT HIM WITH STEEL WING, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE."
--Tower of Turrets, Third Floor--
"BURN BURN BURN! BURN ALL THE THINGS- huh?" In the midst of the Pyromania Turret's speech, he'd taken enough damage to send the Pyromania Core flying out of the turret, effectively disabling it.
"You numbskull! Why, in my day, we fired IMMEDIATELY when enemies came into sight, and not one moment before! See how I'm already aiming my gun?!" The Grump Turret aimed a High Energy Pellet in Nylocke's direction.
"Worry not, old chum. I daresay this battle will go rather peachy, don'tchaknow?"
The Classy Turret put up two Thermal Discouragement beams to try and keep Nylocke from dodging the High Energy Pellet. The feminine voice told Nylocke, "Jump! Quick!"
"Who are you?" The Curiosity Turret used Metronome, and yielded the move Tail Whip, which made no sense for a turret with no tail, but nonetheless an attempt was made to lower Nylocke's defense. "Are you a real dragon? Ooh, what's that sword made of? Oh, you're the guy laying siege to the tower. Hi!"
"Not enough burning... WHY IS THERE NOT ANY FIRE AROUND HERE?! WE NEED MORE FIRE! SET THINGS ON FIRE, GUYS!" The Pyromania Core was still speaking, even though the Turret was defeated.
Translation Trainwreck's voice boomed: "Register with the Huns, opened a revolver? Karachi. Lighting each of the men! The risk of death by driving with high energy, courage to continue to fight for you? Or Nylocke you run, you have to put your life? Or should I pay a billion crowns, or family ..."
((The... Huns? What?))
(( THANKS ))
Sonus jumped at the Praetorian aiming for Its arm hoping to disarm the sword and break its arm off.
"Hey spy if you have something that goes boom I would like you to pass it to me now"
((Are you going to let me borrow some or not?
I consider the swarm to be pure energy, I'm not a expert on energy, so I have no clue what would happen. I'm pretty sure it won't be an explosion though))
--Kurduhm, East Sector--
In all of a sudden, a Murderous Professional Technican appeared right out of nowhere probably making no sense to the plot and isn't there for any other reason other then to cure Rick of his boredom, and attempted to hit Rick with a wrench.
--Kurduhm, Hawk Forest--
In all of a sudden, a foot kicked the King of Thieves straight into the sky as Mister Lancey Pants ((The owner of the tank, I have no idea why I called him that when his real name is Lance)) came out of his tank looking really angry, and did something that caused a black hole to appear, suck the King of Thieves in, and disappear
Praetorian quickly countered by shooting a lot of guns at Sonus, before rebuffing himself so that he will only take half damage from the hammer.
--Rolling Hills, Skies--
"Oh gosh," thought the merchant, "This one seems to see through my tricks, perhaps I should turn completely invisible?" The rock all of a sudden fell down to the Earth but the merchant was still following.
--Rolling Hills--
A blue elephant was enjoying a sandwich when all of a sudden, a rock crushed it! Who would do this? The elephant needed to find out...
--Where ever--
However, the attack on it's lower body was ineffective. Coily Rattler turned around and attempted to slam Akura with it's tail
Sonus ((Look up what a flash step is because whenever i say doge thats what Sonus does most of the time)) doges out of the way behind the Praetorian and leaps forward behind it for another chance to attack it.
"Between the tank, robot and that god dam black hole I just really want to get out of this forest already!"
((Note im not trying to advance the plot Sonus just really hates forests.))
((Geez, now you're mixing both their names together.))
Akuma side-rolled out of the way. "Go for the head!" Asura nodded and went for a double axe kick onto Coily's head.
Shiki weaved his was through columns of rock, calling out to the Magician, "I don't want to hurt you, I just wanna talk!"
((Well, I had a limited time-frame to make that post, and when I was making that post, I was near the end of that time frame, so I rushed it, that would be why I mixed their names))
((A lot of complicated things kept me from posting yesterday.
Ironic hasn't showed up. I'll assume he's gone. Pi, feel free to borrow some Kurduhm soldiers.))
--Kurduhm, Sewers--
"Blast! Where'd Erin go?"
Serra shook her head. "I think... wait, maybe she's over past that old guy."
"I'd hate to fail his quiz, and I don't know if he'll let us succeed... let's not go in that direction."
"Right. I think the gunning has stopped..."
Serra and Erk made their way out of the Sewers.
--Kurduhm, East Portal Sector--
The crowd gasped as a fight broke out; Rick blocked the murderous professional technician's attack by swatting at it with his Frying Pan. "Aww, sweet, melee combat! Hands off, folks, I call dibs on this danger!"
Rick proceeded to aim a nasty uppercut in the technician's direction.
--Kurduhm, Artisans' Quarter--
"Well!" Engie grinned, not seeing the Inquisitor's ship. "Guess that drove him off. Super Sentry, head on back into the Warehouse at your leisure."
"YES, SIR."
"And Sentry? ...Don't act like you're sentient while he's nearby. I ain't quite sure 'bout this Profiteur fella- ya never know when folks will stab you in the back."
"UNDERSTOOD, SIR." Super Sentry began plodding back down to Profiteur's warehouse.
"Well now. Better remember the names on them wanted posters. 'Spy', well, I know him all too well. 'Claptrap' here. The guy with the funny goggles is 'Wes'... huh, look at all them other 'possible accomplice' mugshots under 'Severa'. 'Owain', 'Cynthia', 'Laurent'... hell, some a' them don't look dangerous at all! Like 'Noire' here, she just looks kinda scared. Well, guess I've seen stranger..."
--Kurduhm, Hawk Forest--
"Hyaah!" Severa's first attack appeared to have dealt damage. "And another- wait, what?!"
Severa's Hammer felt some resistance. Why? Annoyed, Severa backed up, her shield raised, and reached for her Silver Sword.
"TIME FOR A HAT TRICK, MINION!" Claptrap aimed his Corrosive Sniper Rifle at Praetorian's head again. ((Notice: "Corrosive" is not in any way "poisonous". It uses acid to attack, not poison; it is meant to eat through armor.))
Spy couldn't answer Sonus, because he was too busy decloaking in a tree. Spy then leapt out, beginning to place Electro Sappers on Praetorian from above and behind.
((Of note: I'm only considering Severa a Level 3 Hero, so don't expect Sol or Axebreaker for a while.))
--Rolling Hills, Skies--
"Well. Okay." Wes shrugged. "I guess it's just a little bit more flight time to reach Kurduhm... Severa, Claptrap, and Spy should be waiting there."
"Skaar?"
"Yeah, keep flying, Skarmory." Wes yawned. "Man, I could go for a coffee. Or maybe a mid-flight... nap." Wes dropped off to sleep; Skarmory rolled his eyes, using his wings to keep Wes from falling off his back.
--Tower of Turrets, Third Floor--
((Waiting on Nylocke.))
((Im thinking about adding a character but i dont know if i should...))
Dammit Sonus thought as nothing that went boom was heading his way this still didn't stop him from trying to deliver a sturdy hit to the arm of the Praetorian.
"Hey redhead what happend there!?"
Sanity: 50% ((<---- What is this something new perhaps))
((edit: if i was to add a new character then I would probably add him to Rolling hills so look out doctorspacebar))
((Thedoctorspacebar do you play SK?))
((Ostensibly, I play SK... but other things tend to distract me. A lot. When I do play, I've got a crapton of 5* bombs.
I AM on Steam a whole lot, so you can add my steam address and give me an internet poke in the shoulder when I forget to post here. (Just give me one internet poke; I might be in a group where people are relying on me to kill hobgoblins or Snipers en masse.))
--Kurduhm, Hawk Forest--
"I don't know! He's got some kind of resistance... the Hammer isn't working. Ugh!"
((I was really just having Severa respond to Sonus. Don't forget Claptrap's and Spy's attacks.))
((So I assume you're going to include all (Or at least some) of those characters that are one of the possible accomplices that haven't been featured yet
Did I mention the Technican is a lunatic
Having them have the conversation now thought seems pointless, should I do it anyway?))
--Kurduhm, Sewers--
"In all of a sudden, a strange voice came from above, talking about how it came. They probably didn't know who or what was talking, but it was in fact, the narrator. Instead of taking the path I took weeks setting up, the two rudely decided to go the boring way around, avoiding whatever adventure lie ahead of them on the fun path. I even prepared adventure music for you too! They soon realized that going the other way was a bad idea, and went back to the old man..."
((Note: The narrator is from The Stanley Parable, and you do not have to do anything he says. He can not stop them from going another way, only try to presude them. If you would rather me get rid of the narrator all together, just say so and we will pretend this never happened))
--Kurduhm, Artisans' Quarter--
Other wanted people on the wall include whatever the name of the 'King of Thieves' is, D, and an old man who always thought it was dangerous to go laone
--Kurduhm, East Portal Sector--
The Technican looked as his wrench as it flew away from the frying pan strike and witnessed the full power of the uppercut. As the technican got back up, he got out a incredibly dangerous weapon that only trained murderous professional technicans should use, the Dinner Blaster 9000. "Hot dog!" the technican said as he used the Dinner Blaster 9000 to fire Dinner all over Rick's face.
--Kurduhm, Hawk Forest--
((Note that I consider Cynthia a level 1 Dark Flyer, even though she would have probably leveled up by now
So, I would be assuming it would give a defense debuff?))
Cynthia attempted to throw a short spear at Praetorian, and the inkling threw a splatter bomb.
Praetorian attempted to slice at Spy after getting hit by the bullet, but something black hit it in the back at fast speeds. In all of a sudden, Praetorian fell down as a black orb incased him and brought Praetorian slowly into the air then completely disappeared, and no, it didn't die
--Rolling Hills, Skies--
The merchant continued to follow Wes
--Tower of Turrets, F3--
"I will jump, for I am, NYLOCKE, DRAGON OF JUMPING INTO THE AIR AND SAYING WHAT HE IS THE DRAGON OF," said Nylocke as he jumped into the air and avoided the attacks, he then charged straight the Classy and Grump turrets in thoughts of taking them both out
We find our hero Desidia asleep on the rolling hills. As Wes and his Pokemon fly by a sharp feeling runs through him, waking him.
"Dam and here I thought I could finally get a nap. Then again the longer I take the more Sonus has time to hurt others. Then again I could just take one more nap. No Ill do that later "
He gets up and wipes the dirt off him. He looks up to see a figure in the sky.
"So thats what i felt... I some how question how that thing is flying being made out of steel, but some how... oh well maybe I can have it help me look for Sonus. But first I have to get it down. Theres the easy part."
Desidia then lifts up one hand to the flying Skarmory. "And now." He then pulls down his hand trying to force the Skarmory down with it
((Just a little side note all characters Im going to include in this are ones I made up at any time before I joined this forum. I made Desidia way before i came here))
ENTER Desidia!
Power: Dominion over steel ((thats why i gave the warning))
HP: About the Same as Sonus
ATTACK: None of his attacks are vary fast but being steel they pack a pretty blunt punch
DEFENSE: Desidia's stats are more on the defensive side but try to picture this under his skin is a thin layer of steel ((I might get into that later... I have a lot of time on my hands and I love making this kind stuff in my head))
SpDef: Layer of steel thats all I need to say
Tips and tricks: No1: A nick name of Desidia is the steel sloth keep that in mind. No2: he always has a straw hat on and and a straw of wheat in his mouth. No3: There is almost no-one other then him and one other ((i will let you guess)) that both knows and fears Sonus more then him. No4: He can almost never take anything seriously even if it is most likely life or death. (he not cooky)
"Now then time to chase that bastard down"
((If my use of profanity is offending anyone please tell me, i have no idea how old all of you are))
((Edit Pi i cant tell if you where being rude there or i just misunderstood im going with the ladder of the two))
((I'm not exactly sure what you mean if you can't tell if I was being rude and where I might have been rude. If I accidently was, I didn't mean it))
((Sorry im just really paranoid about this kind of stuff. I always think someone is being rude or making fun of me.))
((Starts poking Doctorspacebar
You probably want to change your previous post as it is kinda powerplaying with him making Skarmony go down unless Doctorspacebar is ok with it))
((Oh crap your right! NOOOO I BROKE THE RULE!!!! Crap))
((Excuse that long wait. All sorts of things interrupting me.
The "Possible Accomplices" were just the other 2nd gen FE: Awakening characters. They may or may not enter the story. By the way, whatever happened to Fancy Pants, Aurora, and Igniculus?))
--Kurduhm, Sewers--
"We've got errands already." Erk drew his Bolganone tome. "And I refuse to take part in anything that needlessly puts my life at risk."
"Yeah, let's just leave."
Serra began climbing out of the sewer...
"Hey, wait, what?!" Serra hit the bottom of the manhole cover. "This thing's held down!"
"Let me try something... Rexcalibur!"
The blast of wind pushed against the manhole cover... but it wasn't enough. The cover stood firm.
"Well, then..." Erk kept his Rexcalibur at the ready. "Fine. Serra, let's try to conserve Warp and Rescue... unless we need them to survive."
"Sounds like a plan. Now... time to talk to that quiz maniac."
Serra led the way back to where the quiz guy was.
--Kurduhm, East Portal Sector--
When the Dinner Blaster 9000 came out, Rick shouted, "OH SNAP, HUGE GUN!" This was immediately followed by a Rocket Jump into the air, and then Rick plunged down from above the Technician swinging his pan.
Engie shook his head as he began walking toward the sector. "Dagnabbit, he's already in a fight. Hmm... how do I go about this..."
--Kurduhm, Hawk Forest--
Severa stowed her sword. "Sheesh, finally... it's getting late. We should head around through the forest before we miss our chance to hack those portals."
"We win! That jerk is DEAD, minion!"
"No..." Spy glared. "Not dead. He shook off my sapper, it didn't register a kill... I hope we won't be interrupted again."
"All right." Severa turned toward the back. "If you're wounded, I'll hand you this Vulnerary. Sonus, remember... this is a stealth mission. If you're coming along, we'd appreciate you use your skills to muffle sound."
--Kurduhm, West Portal Sector--
A strange man in a red longcoat gazed across the Portal Sector, waiting.
--Rolling Hills, Skies--
"SkaaaaaAAAAR!"
Skarmory struggled against the new guy's pull. Wes woke up with a start.
"Skarmory! Hold on!"
Wes felt the pull as well... what was this? He had to get to Kurduhm... he had business there!
As Skarmory approached the ground, Wes returned it to its Poke Ball, while unleashing his two closest companions.
"Espeon, Umbreon! Either of you see anything?"
Umbreon just tilted its head and pointed with its paw at the person standing there. Espeon stared at said... person, confused as to what he was doing.
"Oh. How'd I miss that? Dang, I'm losing my touch..."
Wes prepared to issue commands to Espeon and Umbreon, asking, "Hey, were you the guy that just pulled my Skarmory out of the air? Because that wasn't what people call 'polite'."
--Tower of Turrets, Third Floor--
The Grump Turret lifted its High Energy Pellet Launcher for another shot, but found itself flying out of the turret casing; the Grump Core rolled out of its slot. "Doggone kids these days with their fancy jumping moves."
"Good sir, your strike has failed to deal significant damage to myself. I'm afraid this is adieu, as you'd say in French?" The Classy Turret's monocle gleamed as it fired its machine guns toward Nylocke.
"Hey, nice move. How do you do that? Can I learn to do that?" The Curiosity Turret mused, as it fired a red Prismatic Ray. (This deals fire damage.)
"Whoa. THAT MAKES FIRE? Use that. USE THAT! WE NEED MORE FIRE AROUND HERE!"
PYROMANIA TURRET: DOWN
GRUMP TURRET: DOWN
CLASSY TURRET: 14500/15000 HP
CURIOSITY TURRET: 15000/15000 HP
((I kinda don't know what to do with them right now, I guess I can make Aurora and Igniculus go to west sector
You forgot about Lance being there
I need to remember to respond to Sonosukes...))
--Kurduhm, Sewers--
"Thats more like it, following the path of adventure. You know what? I should enlist the help of the Adventure Line to lead us back! Oh, and here's your adventure music, so I don't forget about it later on. The two went ahead and soon found the Adventure Line, which lead them back to the adventure, and to the old man." (Just to conserve space, I will ask all the questions in one post) Once Erk and Serra got there, the old man asked Erk what is his name, what is his quest, and what is his favorite color. After Erk passed/failed, he asked Serra what is her name, what is her quest, and what is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.
--Kurduhm, East Portal Sector--
The Technican attempted to fire his Dinner Blaster 9000 at the oncoming Rick, but was soon hit. He then grabbed dead Goron bodies out of nowhere and started throwing them at Rick like they were feathers
--Kurduhm, Hawk Forest--
In all of a sudden, it seemed to drop some degrees, and russling was heard nearby.
"I'll take it!" said Cynthia, as she flew over to the russling
--Kurduhm, West Portal Sector--
Aurora was also there, she needed to get back to where she was before she entered this world, so she asked the man "Excuse me, but do you know where I can get to Lemuria?"
--Rolling Hills, Skies--
The Merchant, seeing that Wes landed, also went to there ground, "Oh gosh," he said "Why do humans have to be so vunerable to this?" The merchant bent over and barfed onto the ground, the barf was acidic and ate right through the dirt. To those watching, it looked like the barf came out of nowhere.
Meanwhile, a blue elephant with a laser cannon strapped to his back, 4 laser cannons trailing behind him, awesome armor, and a gun, aproached on the distance
--Tower of Turrets, F3--
However, with how close Nylocke was to the Classy Turret, he decided to attack it again. Using his sword, he jumped into the air and slashed at the Classy Turret avoiding the machine guns. He then proceeded to block the laser with his sword
--Where ever--
Coily Rattler then realised it was getting off-track and proceeded to head straight for the cave
"Please, no!" said the magican as he ran, "I have tried to kill you, you are just lieing to me so you can kill me!"
((just want to say i have a summer job so on the week days i work from 9-5 just so you all know, and doctorspacebar i sent you a friend request my steam name is [DWT] Derp just in case your where confused))
--Rolling hills--
Desidia cooked his head to the side confused at what he just saw.
"Oh... so there was a human on that... maybe I should have just not stopped naping. Well, hello you human, my name is Desidia." Desidia then took a bow. "Well you see... oh god how do i explain this. Well I saw your steel bird flying in the sky and well being a Steel Deus I thought I could get a ride and look for someone. But it looks like it was yours and you have more of "them"
He points at the two Pokemon.
"Well for the hope of not getting my but kicked. One to three. May I have a ride on your bird?
--Kurduhm, Hawk Forest--
Sonus fell to the ground not hearing anything that Severa just told him, a ringing in his ears. He looks up at the group.
"Yo... get me out of this forest." He trys to get up but his legs fail him and soon his arms after. "Your here an't you? Yeah I can feel it... Why now?"
He looks to his side and slowly gets up. His arms go up with him and from then he sends a wave of sound in what seems to be a somewhat random direction. He keeps one doing it destroying the ground and the trees around the spot hes firing.
"I dont need you! Leave! Leave! LEAVE!" His voice becomes distorted and shaky. "GET... OUT!"
He turns back to the group. "K-k-kill me"
Sanity 25%
--Kurduhm, Hawk Forest--
A strange man then slowly walked over to Sonus, who was in fact, X. He seemed to be completely invisible to others besides Sonus, and he was. He even phased through whoever touched him, and seemed to flicker a bit. "I can kill you," said X to Sonus charging a dark bolt in his hand, "I can kill you gladly..."
((OHHHHH did not see that one coming... who's X?))
Sonus looked up at the strange man. "DO IT! NOW!" He drooped down waiting for him to strike.
((Pi in your next post if your going to make X attack Sonus say that Sonus did a flash step to get away. I was thinking and the only way i can make Sonus doge in a good way was for it to be in your post))
((X has been in the story several times before, though most of it it never said it was X
No spoilers though
So, are you going to preform some miracle to save Sonus because he is pretty dead right now and I'm curious incase you plan on letting him get killed. The only thing I have nearby that can save him is lurking in the bushes, and probably won't make it on time if I made him try to save Sonus))
((Yeha sorry i didnt word it the way i wanted i forget to add something. Allow me to edit))
((I have premission to powerplay? Yay, now to go make Sonus do the chicken dance (jk)
I'm going to be a good RPer and add reason to him dodging all of a sudden when he is intent on his death))
"Heh," said X, "I was going to kill you anyway." He released the dark bolt and it fired straight at Sonus's head, with plans of his death. Sonus looked at the ground, waiting for his demise. He waited, and then he slowly turned his head up. Everything seemed to be in slow motion as the bolt traveled towards him. He suddenly remembered stuff from the past, good stuff. Stuff that was worth living for. Stuff that made you reach out for life. Even mixed with bad stuff from his past, it was still worth living. He was holding on to the part of him that was still sane. He quickly rolled out of the way of his impending doom and got back up...
((Thank you Pi... and thanks for not making Sonus do the chicken dance))
Sonus got back up to his feet, he remembered, Foenum. "Foenum I almost forgot why im still here, cant die yet or I would never hear the end."
Sonus then grabbed his headphones. "Why dont you help me for this battle." The music coming from Sonus's headphones then became loud enough so everyone around could hear it. ((Sorry I should mention this more but whenever Sonus is in a battle the music coming from his headphones gets louder like background music.))
"Now then. How do you want your head ripped off your body?" A devils smile grew on his face. "Never-mind, im going to do it slowly" A distorted laugh comes from him. It slowly gets more and more distorted until you cant even tell hes laughing. In a demonic voice he tells X.
"Come on hells not going to wait forever"
Sanity 0%
((Now that its at 0% allow me to me to explain. Sonus drops in sanity when ever something reminding him of his past happens now depending on the reminder is how much sanity is lost in this case the forest reminds him of Foenum (who you shall not meet in this RP journey, why? spoilers) who had the most impact on his life after he got a little crazy. Once his sanity gets really low he enters this depressed moment for a bit and then enters Berserk.
During Berserk his power is increased (as you would think) and damage to the soundings is going to happen meaning if theres anyone near they might see/hear the battle. His defense is low as is so... moving on! he also does not react to pain but this leads him to not doge as much or at all for that matter. Remember even though he ignores pain any hit he takes does do damage.))
((God I really feel like im over doing it but you will tell me if i am right?.. Right?))
Rougly 800 hundred standard Marines moved among the crowd, bolstered by three hundred Predator tanks, all stuffed in to motorized transports. The Warsmith and his command cadre rode Juggernauts, and sprinted alongside the invasion force. Bloodletters flew the skies, watching for aircraft and bolstered by Chaos aircraft. Tens of thousands of slaves were in shackles, being driven along mercilessly by their masters.
The artillery began to pound the walls, and the slaves began to be issued weapons. The Marines disembarked, watching, waiting.