--Kurduhm, Outskirts--
Sonus saw Cynthia get away from the minotaur and used this as his chance to get up close and hit the minotaur. Without looking for an opening he struck the minotaur again and again trying his best to fell the minotaur
A new kind of roleplaying game
Sun, 06/01/2014 - 10:53
#752
Sup
Sun, 06/01/2014 - 11:15
#753
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!
((The Shivering Isles are (I'm pretty sure) in Skyrim, (Unless I'm wrong) and the Theather is built in the Shivering Isles, I didn't even put the portal there, I just went along with it and pretended it teleported them to the theather
EDIT: We could instead say they are trying to claim the planet for their Empire))
Sun, 06/01/2014 - 11:33
#754
That could work.
The shivering isles are an alternate dimension, and Sheogoroth's personal plane of Oblivion. I thought the Theatre was somewhere seperate... yknow, to avoid confusion lets just say it is on an Imperial planet lol
Sun, 06/01/2014 - 12:14
#755
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!
((It is? Oh, then I guess it's somewhere in Skyrim, and NOT on a at the moment Imperial planet))
Sun, 06/01/2014 - 12:20
#756
Well herp my derp!
(( However, Sheogorath is utterly unpredictable, so he could have sent them to an Imperial planet. Let's say that! ))
Sun, 06/01/2014 - 12:27
#757
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!
((If it sent them into the Theather, it didn't send them into a Imperial planet because the Theather is on Skyrim. (Also because the Magican probably made the portal in the first place using the help of some, sinister force, why else would he appear before they went into the portal) Really I see no other reason they would be there except doing an invasion))
Sun, 06/01/2014 - 13:13
#758
((I was going to have Kurduhm on the same planet... How about we just make it somewhere entirely different, and your space fleets just happen to be there?))
--Outside the Theater--
"Why, hello!" Profiteur donned a grin. "I am ze chairman of ze Profiteur & Co. Merchantry. I'm here on a business errand, you see... so, one moment, please!"
Profiteur walked into the theater; one of his henchmen said, "You'll have to excuse him. He's very busy. Now, there IS a town to the southeast. It's called Kurduhm. Huge mountain city. You could try going there, but the path is dangerous these days."
--The Theater--
"Get down!" Erk pulled Serra out of the way of the billion-odd things shooting at them.
"Oh, this is ridiculous!" Serra watched as two different armies began blowing each other up over the place. "Why are we wasting our time here?!"
"I know, right? We all oughta skedaddle!" Engie used his Rescue Ranger to bail out Super Sentry, mouthing, "Dispenser down. No big surprise, there."
"Ah! So you're leaving, right?" Profiteur held the door open. "Go right ahead, go right ahead! Ze place is probably going to fall apart, anyway. Very rude of zese spaceships, don't you think?"
Engie raised his eyebrow. "An' just who the heck..."
"Yes, I should introduce myself. I am ze chairman of ze Profiteur and co. merchant- AACK!"
"Get outta here, bro! This place is goin' down, it's GOIN' DOOOOOOWN!"
A muffled "Spaaaace" came from Rick's rocket launcher as he yanked Profiteur out of the building. Erk and Serra followed suit, with Engie trailing behind with his Super Sentry in tow.
"Well, don't just stand zere!" Profiteur pointed at his minions, then shouted, "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
--Kurduhm, Outskirts--
"Just die already!"
The Turbo-Minotaur, though remaining upright, was slowed by the attacks, allowing Severa to land a blow on its leg. Combined with the sheer force of the sonic blast and Cynthia's spears, it was heavily damaged.
But the Cyborganic Turbo-Minotaur wasn't done yet. It leapt into the air, knocking Severa backward with the force of the jump, and its hooves opened up to reveal jets; the Minotaur's shoulder armor began charging with a crimson energy. (Hoof jets: every cyborg Minotaur's most basic tool!)
"He's got the lasers! DUCK, MINION!" Claptrap rolled off to the side, firing another Torgue rocket at the Minotaur and completely missing, sending the rocket careening off into the distance.
Severa glared and reached for a Hand Axe. "All right. Focus..."
Sun, 06/01/2014 - 13:41
#759
WAIT. I HAVE AN EXPLANATION
A anomaly in the Warp has caused this planet to be all screwy like. That is why everything is going on.
Sun, 06/01/2014 - 13:51
#760
"Yo! What ever your doing do
"Yo! What ever your doing do it quick" Sonus saw how the Minotaur had made some up-grades to its self and severa seemed to be focusing on something else.
"Ok then I guess I will keep him occupied... Yo trashcan help me divert its attention!"
Sonus then blasts wave after wave of sound trying to keep the Minotaur on him
Sun, 06/01/2014 - 14:31
#761
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!
((I guess))
--Theater remains--
The magican lie on the ground, when a dark orb rolled up to him. "You have failed me in killing them," said the dark orb, "Now I will kill your family."
"Please, don't, I promise, I will kill them," said the magican.
"Already too late," said the orb.
"How could you, you monster!" shouted the magican.
"And now that you are no use to me, I will kill you!" said the orb. The orb rose into the air and started charging a dark shot to kill the magican.
--Outside the theater--
Fancy Pants ran as fast as he could from the explosions.
Aurora stopped and held out her oversized sword. "Come out you fiends," said Aurora, "for this will be your end!"
--Kurduhm, Outskirts--
Cynthia got her steel lance back out and charged directly at the Turbo-Minotaur again
Sun, 06/01/2014 - 18:01
#762
((Now that's a bad boss.))
--Theater--
((Waiting on Ironic.))
--Kurduhm, Outskirts--
Severa kept her eyes on the Minotaur, watching the energy charge in its shoulder cannons. It was bobbing and weaving, but then stopped as its shoulder cannons fired a massive array of beams in her direction. Instead of showing fear, Severa cracked a grin. Time to strike.
"Say goodnight!" Severa, after jumping back to avoid too much damage from the attack, aimed an underhanded (critical) Hand Axe toss at the Minotaur, while Claptrap aimed a rocket at it; between this, Sonus's sonic waves, and Cynthia's lance, the Turbo-Minotaur was sent flying backward, its lasers fizzling out.
"Want some more?!" Severa reached for another Hand Axe, lobbing it at the Minotaur... only to miss entirely as the Minotaur leveled out and fled.
Claptrap lifted his hands in triumph. "WE DID IT! VICTORY, MINION! VICTORYYYYY-" Whoosh! An arrow soared over Claptrap's head. "AAAAAH! RUN AWAAAAAAY!"
Archers were showing up. A lot of archers. With mechanical bows. There was no point in sticking around Kurduhm. Not without that plan Profiteur mentioned, anyway. "Cynthia! Shorty! New guy! Run!"
"I'm not short, minio-"
"WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT?!"
Sun, 06/01/2014 - 18:37
#763
Sh*t's going DOWN
"MOVE!" Ross yells, sprinting past, and out of the theatre. He gasps as he sees the standard Imperial city, Colchis Primus. A servo skull floats by, seemingly unaffected as the planet is torn by.
He runs for the nearest building, beckoning Erk and Serra to follow.
Sun, 06/01/2014 - 19:05
#764
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!
((Are you suggesting that the theater is in a city? Because the theater is in the middle of nowhere in a stone plain, don't ask why it is though, because I don't know why I put it there in the first place
Question: Are they robots? If they are, I think I could think of an explanation to why they are attacking the theater))
--Theater--
All of a sudden, the orb got foggy. "Don't resist your de-" said the orb, which then shattered into peices as ice crashed into it. A person had strangly seemed to appear out of nowhere and destroyed the orb with ice. The man reached out his hand to the magican, who took his hand. "Who are you?" asked the magican, but all the man gave him was a blank cold stare as explosions rocked the place.
--Outside the theater--
Fancy Pants ran away from the attackers as fast as he could.
--Kurduhm, Outskirts--
"Oh gosh!" said Cynthia as she started fleeing, even she knew that she probably couldn't survive against a leige of archers, "This hero will come back for you villains stronger then ever!"
Sun, 06/01/2014 - 19:02
#765
I can explain why it is there
It is on the outskirts of the city, allowing my char. to see it, and it still to be nowhere.
Sun, 06/01/2014 - 19:06
#766
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!
((That could work))
Sun, 06/01/2014 - 19:25
#767
((This grows confusing.))
--Outside the Theater--
"Well. Okay. She ISN'T fighting them." Engie lifted his Sentry back up. "Hey, Rick, you mind gettin' that dispenser?"
"You got it." Rick lifted the Dispenser over his shoulder, letting Profiteur down.
Erk shouted, "This way! Make it quick!" Erk ran toward the imperial city; Serra was quick to follow him, as were Rick and Engie. Profiteur and his goons followed behind as well.
"Once we're there, you might be interested to know zat I've refurbished a warehouse to make it quite ze luxury suite- while being secure, of course!" Profiteur grinned. "I've heard good things about your combat prowess, and have a proposition for you once we're somewhere we won't be killed... or overheard."
--Kurduhm, Outskirts--
((Waiting on Zhaver.))
Sun, 06/01/2014 - 19:39
#768
Ross... isn't doing so well.
"Hey, I think GAHHH" Ross said, cut off as a Raptor lands behind him, casually picking him up and impaling him on a Lightning Claw. It turns, and gives the party a malicious grin, before clipping on it's helmet. It launches into the air, and crashes down between Erk and Serra, and nimbly lashes out at both with deadly strikes. The monster then flung Ross' corpse aside.
Sun, 06/01/2014 - 20:22
#769
BUBBLIO LORD OF BUBBLE WRAP
Suddenly a roll of evil sentient Bubble wrap proceeds to unravel itself and cover the entire universe. It sends out evil bubble wrap minions, which immediately subjagate everyone.
Mon, 06/02/2014 - 05:05
#770
--Kuduhm outskirts--
Sonus
--Kuduhm outskirts--
Sonus saw everyone else run from the archers.
"HEY! Come on we can take this!" A wave of arrows was then shot at Sonus. He speedily dogged them and turned back to the archers
"You just made the wrong enemy. I will be back for more later. (Dam fall almost killed me)."
Sonus then ran after the rest of them.
"And hey! My names not new guy!"
Mon, 06/02/2014 - 17:02
#771
Just a note
((So hey just thought I would tell you all I'm fine if you power play my charicer a little bit at times... For example if I'm in a battle fighting with someone who's just a random enemy and I'm not here to narrate my guy then it's safe to guess that he would strike and doge to his best ability if he's fighting someone important or if something important is going on then I would like to do that.
So to rap it up if I'm not here and Sonus is doing something unimportant then go ahead and power play just a little
If you want more clarity on this just ask))
Mon, 06/02/2014 - 19:26
#772
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!
--Kurduhn, Outskirts--
Along with the archers, a possibly increadibly dangerous tank was headed towards them, intent on taking them down. The tank fired its guns at them from a far enough distance.
((Couldn't think of anything to make Cynthia say, without making her rush back into the archers range and instantly die from them :P))
--Outside the theater--
((Waiting on someone to give Aurora something to fight))
Tue, 06/03/2014 - 04:18
#773
Uhhh
Like chaos RAPTORS?
Tue, 06/03/2014 - 07:36
#774
((I don't think there's going to be much for Aurora to fight; Erk and Co. are fleeing with Profiteur to Colchus Primus.))
--Outside the Theater--
Erk and Serra leapt backward; Erk wasn't able to evade the Raptor quite perfectly, and its claws tore his skin in three places. It wasn't quite enough to kill him, though.
"Serra! Try your Physic staff on Ross!" Erk readied Bolganone. "I'll take care of this."
"Got it!" Serra lifted her Physic Staff, sending healing force right at him. Erk, meanwhile, was about to cast Bolganone, when...
"SPAAAAAAAAACE!" Rick launched the Space Core out of his rocket launcher, sending him flying directly at the Raptor at breakneck speed. Erk just stood back, waiting to see if the Raptor would survive the attack.
--Kurduhm, Outskirts--
"Oh, hey, great! Your name's not new guy! I never knew that!" Severa was starting to get annoyed by this guy; a scowl appeared on her face. "Well, tell us your name already!"
Entirely ignoring Severa's sarcasm, Claptrap turned around to face Sonus as he ran (rolled?) and said, "Hi! I'm the last CL4P-TP around and I'm here to..." What was he here to do? Claptrap searched his ROM for a few seconds, before answering, "...go on an adventure to find shiny things and rebuild my product line!"
"Wait, WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?" Severa pointed at a tank ahead. "Okay, head to the left! Steer clear of that, we have to get back to Colchus Primus!"
"You got it, minion!" Claptrap made what was about a thirty degree turn to circumvent the tank. Severa followed him, though she kept her eyes on the tank. It looked to be...
"It's firing! Get down!" Severa leapt behind cover.
Behind the tank, however, a new figure appeared. It looked like a harmless Claptrap unit...
Tue, 06/03/2014 - 09:19
#775
Sonus stopped at the sound of
Sonus stopped at the sound of Severa's sarcasm.
"look you dont have to be so rude!" The tank fires a shot at him but Sonus doesn't move
"HEY!" he fires a sound wave at the tank shot exploding it and glares back at the tank. "Im talking here! Why dont you wait your turn to die!"
Sonus looked back for Severa but couldn't find her. "Oh so your hiding now? The moment a tank shows up you run for cover is that it? Sigh. Alright lets go."
Sonus then warps out of vision and then reappears behind the tank preparing for an attack.
Tue, 06/03/2014 - 15:10
#776
Taint of Chaos
For a moment, the healing force connects Serra to Ross... and the full force of the Warp travels back down the beam, and straight into Serra. As the claws cut open Erk, a dark corruption festers on the wound, ushering thoughts of death and Daemons.
The raptor uses his jump pack to leap into the air, and strafes them all with bolt fire, and lands behind Erk, this time lunging for his throat.
Tue, 06/03/2014 - 16:37
#777
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!
((Oh, I thought that Ross got rid of the Raptor after it pounced on it, woopsie :P ))
--Outside the Theater--
However, the Chaos Rapter soon found a sword headed right towards its face from the side, as Aurora leaped at it, while Igniculus flew over to Ross and glowed his light on him, healing him slowly
Fancy Pants put on a fancy hat
--Inside the Theater--
The magican looked behind him to check for a safe spot and said, "Thanks again for that." The man, however, was gone. The magican had no time to wonder where he went as the place was getting destroyed. He quickly ran out as quick as he could.
All of a sudden, another dark orb appeared behind him
"YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE ME?!? I'LL SHOW YOU!!!" yelled the dark orb in a all-mighty boom. It went in a circle, and opened a portal, and out of the portal randomly came Coily Rattler only for reason only because I said so.
Coily Rattler chased the Magican as he ran away.
--Kurduhm, Outskirts--
The tank quickly backed up at high speeds towards Sonus and the figure behind it to try and run them over completely.
"Those villains!" Cynthia said as she hid away from the tank, "They seem to want to kill us heroes, but I will not let them." Cynthia jumped out of the bush, shouting, "You villains will regret ever attacking us!" only to realise she didn't jump out on her pegasus and fell straight to the ground.
Tue, 06/03/2014 - 16:47
#778
You guys misunderstand what a Raptor is...
(( http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Chaos_Space_Marine_Raptor ))
The helmet took the full brunt of the blow, and it draws a bolter and blasts at Aurora with it as she leaps, before sidestepping and kicking at her with it's immense, power armoured boot. As Igniculus tries to heal Ross, his light becomes corrupted as the taint from Ross spreads into it. Soon, it is a blackish red beam, and begins to damage Igniculus.
Tue, 06/03/2014 - 16:51
#779
The tank was heading right at
The tank was heading right at Sonus and the figure but despite this Sonus was still not moving. He looked back at the others and saw Cynthia fall flat on her face.
"Oh well... cant be helped. Might as well show some more of my power." Sonus then lifted both hands at the tank.
"Give up on offense entirely and focus all on defense. Been a long time since i have used this." The tank started getting slower and slower and soon comes to a complete stop. Sonus then smiles at his own power.
"Yo! Someone come and hit this thing cant hold it forever!"
Tue, 06/03/2014 - 16:52
#780
Oh wow
((Dang i really was lol))
Tue, 06/03/2014 - 16:57
#781
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!
((The confusion returns
Pretty sure no one would think it isn't a tiny space dinosaur of darkness))
Tue, 06/03/2014 - 16:56
#782
One day
((Hey we all play SK so we should meet up on it one day))
Tue, 06/03/2014 - 16:58
#783
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!
((@Zhaver who said I played SK?))
Tue, 06/03/2014 - 17:00
#784
((I guess i thought you did
((I guess i thought you did cuz your on the forums))
Tue, 06/03/2014 - 18:25
#785
((Argh. Getting left behind for two people to post before me... is not fun.
Biscuit, in the future, can you acknowledge important things like a heavy metal Space Core that get shot at breakneck speed at your Raptor?))
--Place where Ross, that obese robot, Pi's characters, Erk and Serra (AND RICK AND ENGIE, AND PROFITEUR, WHO ALL EXIST, BY THE WAY) are at, near that city and outside the theater--
"Not today!" Serra, realizing that that ugly robot was corrupting her healing, decided to break the use of Physic. She immediately performed a Dual Guard, pulling Erk out of the way of the claws that really had no business existing anywhere near him, and preventing any damage from occurring.
"Thanks, Serra... urgh..."
"Are you all right?"
"What the heck are these..." Erk shook his head. "I'm seeing weird things. Must be that monster's attacks."
"Is that SO?!" Serra used her Restore Staff on Erk. "Well, then! That should do it."
"Much better."
CLUNK! "Space space go to space!" The Space Sphere had flown past the Raptor when it jumped, and gone into a series of ridiculous ricochets that landed it right next to Rick.
"You gotta be kiddin' me." Rick lifted his Portal Gun, dropping the Dispenser. "Well, the thing about this pile of crap-"
"ENOUGH!" Profiteur's face was beet red. "ZIS IS TAKING TOO LONG!"
"Now hold on!" Rick shouted. "We can get outta here. That guy's too big to fit through a portal, so..." Rick aimed his two portals at the ground. "You take me to this suite, I can just place the other portal."
"Hmm... very good, very good. Zey won't shoot at my party- I own property there. And in ze meantime, ze rest of you fight zat thing. I like it." Profiteur lifted the Space Sphere and moved toward the city. "Zis way, zis way..."
"Don't be too hurried about it, son!" Engie set down his Super Sentry. "I'm gonna give this sonuva[CENSORED] a real bad day." Engie distanced himself from the assembling Super Sentry, with his Rescue Ranger held at the ready.
"Serra, try your Restore on Ross! As for me..." Erk lifted his Thoron tome, then unleashed a massive bolt of lightning from his hands that was aimed right at the Raptor's midsection.
Serra, meanwhile, ran to Ross, irrevocably removing whatever shadowy corrupting useless uncreative nonsense was all over his body, and then proceeded to use Mend to heal his wounds.
--Kurduhm, Outskirts--
The figure behind Sonus did something very un-Claptrap-like: it rolled out of the way of the tank.
"Hey, Severa! That's another me!"
"No, it's someone else." Severa showed a half-smile. "Someone we've talked to."
The "Claptrap unit" hurled a strange device onto the tank's gun; this device adhered to the gun and immediately began emitting sparks. It hurled another one of these devices at the treads. This was an Electro Sapper, a device used by none other than...
"Gentlemen." The second Claptrap Unit was, in fact, the RED Spy. And he'd just thrown sappers at the tank's right treads and the gun.
"Remember him?" Severa pointed out the RED Spy to Claptrap. "He was discussing that potential contract with Profiteur. I think he's here to give us a little support- and good thing, too, because Sonus ran in like a moron. Claptrap, aim that exploding... launcher... thing at the tank's... moving things." (With no tanks existing in her world, Severa had no knowledge of the terms 'treads' and 'rocket launcher'.)
"You got it, minion!" Claptrap poked his head out from behind cover and aimed a rocket at the side of the tank, Severa leapt out and charged forward with a Hammer in her hand, and the Spy proceeded to step back, waiting for the optimum chance to strike.
Tue, 06/03/2014 - 19:32
#786
"Hey! I heard that!"
"Hey! I heard that!"
Wed, 06/04/2014 - 18:08
#787
Sonus behind the tank the spy
Sonus behind the tank the spy behind Sonus Severa and claptrap ready to ROCK... and Cynthia still on her face. What can we expect to see next time on... REALLY REALLY STRANGE ROLEPLAYING GAME!..game...game...game.
Wed, 06/04/2014 - 19:03
#788
One day, These wars on the
One day, These wars on the planet...... nearly killed us....
we flew in our space ship, when we found cradle. a strange light hit our ship, and caused us too land. we survived....thats the goods news.
Only One Problem...... not all knights escaped the ship. the energy source was really a strange looking crystal. it caused the dead knight to turn into monsters....... there were only 4 of us left that escaped that horrid place...... the others...... they weren't lucky.
i dont think you want to know the rest.....
(I am talking about a dead space parody.)
Thu, 06/05/2014 - 05:13
#789
Right, sowwy's
The power armour teaks the blow completely, and it staggers back before returning fire. More Chaos Marines enter through a portal, and a distinctive figure walks out, and raises a staff.
A Chaos Sorcerer has arrived. All around, Thunderhawks land, releasing more of the Power Armoured figures. Out of one Thunderhawk, only one figure arrives and he is riding a peculiar metal wolf. The Juggernaut strode forward, growling at them all. Erk's wound, which has been restored by Serra, closes up, but then turns a sickly yellow and green.
Some wounds cannot be healed so easily.
A skulking, snaky figure coils by Erk, only visible to him. It turns to him and lashes out with claws.
Thu, 06/05/2014 - 19:29
#790
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!
((The person who owns the tank would probably be extremely useful against all those Chaos Marines, if he was where they were and wasn't so tied up at the moment
Might as well give a picture of the tank
Since it's the tank machine guns that fired at them, I'm assuming spy put the sapper on one of those))
--Outside--
After staggering a blow from the boot, Aurora decided to use Shine (All) to try to deal magic light damage to them all.
Igniculus returned to Aurora, and started glowing his light on her to heal her.
Fancy Pants kicked a big shell, which flew into the air and headed towards the Chaos Sorcerers' head.
--Kurduhm, Outskirts--
The tank proceeded to use its left treads and charging speed to go around in circles fast enough to make them fall off, it also came with the added benefit of going towards Sonus from behind at 20 miles per hour with plans of ramming him. The spinning however did not let it dodge the rocket headed towards it, but it did however hit the top part of the tank, (Where the main cannon is attached) and did some good damage to it (Better then if you just hit the body)
Cynthia flew into the scene of the battle yelling, "Du du du du! Cynthia to the rescue!" before making her pegasus go straight down and nearly falling off in the process. She proceeded to try and go near the spinning Tank, but couldn't so she just blindly struck her spear into where the tank is going in circles.
Thu, 06/05/2014 - 20:00
#791
That dirty
Sonus looked over his shoulder to see the tank trying to ram him from behind. He then turned his head to see what Cynthia was doing
"So your finally going to make your self useful... good, might as well do the same." Sonus then looked at the tank coming at him from behind. "coming form behind that not nice." Sonus then made another shield to block the tank and when it stopped moving he jumped on top of it
"how bout i just make it so you cant move at all?" He then put his hand on the tank sending a wave of sound through the whole thing and destroying the treads.
"Now then red head!" He jumps of then tank "why dont you deal the final hit... unless your not strong enough. if thats the case then let "Hero" over there handle it"
Fri, 06/06/2014 - 07:56
#792
--Outside--
Erk watched the snake thing approach him, glaring at it intently. As soon as it striked, Erk rolled underneath it and blasted it with Thoron.
"Erk?! There's nothing there!"
"Then why do I see something? Oh, son of a... that infernal wound!" Erk shook his head. "It's not going to go away very easily, it seems... Serra!"
"Right!" Serra ran to Erk and tried using the Restore staff again.
"NOW FULLY PREPARED TO UTILIZE THE EXTENT OF MY FIREPOWER." Super Sentry was assembled.
"Right, son. Let's see what y'all can do about... have you got an air blast mode for those flamethrowers?"
"YES."
"Good. Wait'll they get close an' hit 'em with the best air blast you got. Every OTHER weapon can fire!"
--Colchus Primus--
"Whew! Good work, my friend!" Profiteur set his cane down; his henchmen sheathed their muskets. "Your running speed is impeccable- I was actually starting to tire!"
"Yeah, that's one thing I can do. I'm an Adventure Sphere... designed for danger."
"And zat's a fine selling point!" Profiteur began walking toward his building. "Right, no need to run here. They won't be hostile to me. Put zat weapon away, if you please- it'll scare someone."
"Oh. Right." Rick hung the Rocket Launcher on his back, then holstered the Portal Gun and Frying Pan. "Gotta remember. Lay the orange portal, they got the blue portal. Lay the orange portal, they got the blue portal..."
--Kurduhm, Outskirts--
"Not strong enough. That's funny." Severa was going to have to take a risk; if Sonus's attack had stopped the treads at all, her Hammer, being a weapon designed to devastate armored targets, would likely deal massive damage.
As she saw a rocket from Claptrap sail toward the tank, Severa leapt into the air, aiming a vicious downward swing at the upper part of the tank.
"If only tanks could be stabbed... oh well." As Severa made her move, Spy tossed another Electro Sapper in the tank's direction.
Fri, 06/06/2014 - 14:28
#793
Herp derp derp!
The raptor lunges at Serrra, intent on murder.
Fri, 06/06/2014 - 19:11
#794
New Character
My character:
Name: Mutara
Weapons: FIST!
Status: God Of Gods Of Gods Of Gods
can break Gods-Of-Gods-Of-Gods-Ite with only his FIST!
wishes to break the old Swag God into a million peices and take over, making Gods of Gods of Gods/Gods of Gods go extinct, causing him to die and revive in a time where there is no such thing as any kind of swagonite or any gods.
--Swaggonite Palace--
-Mutara Destroys the palace and the old Swag God, bringing his royalty to existance-
--My New Palace--
-universe resets-
Fri, 06/06/2014 - 20:13
#795
New Character
After the universe resetted, my character is now:
Sentius
Pounce (im a cat!) (100 Slashing Damage times my level), Deconstructor (100 Explosive Damage times my level), Spark Gun (75-150 Shooting Damage + 25-50 Explosive Damage times my level, has a good chance to do strong Electricity), Pokemon Ball and Chain (Usable when using Flying House Of Evil,
175-450 Wrecking Damage times my level), Deploy Rocket-Propelled Rocket Puppy Head of DOOM (Usable when using Flying House Of Evil, shoots out Rockets (100 damage)), Fireballs Mark One (shoots out some fireballs, doing 42 Shooting damage over time, used in Plane-Rocket, has a high chance to do strong Burning), Fireballs Mark Two (shoots out fireballs from two guns, used in FEH, twice as much Shooting Damage as Fireballs Mark One, High chance to do Extreme Burning)
Evil Pets: Random Ones To Enter The "My Evil Pet Raffle", Probably Pikachu Or Charmander, Will Be Announced As The Ones To Be My Evil Pets!
Status: Evil Cougar
Flying Evil House (FEH) contains a Top-Secret Plane-Rocket for transporting me, my Evil Pets, and my Evil Friends to places and for attacking!
--My FEH--
Okay, time to launch my Top-Secret Plane-Rocket!
-flies over to Stardust Speedway-
Fri, 06/06/2014 - 20:40
#796
Epic Battle Against Serrra
--Stardust Speedway--
-summons Serrra by finding a teleportinator and typing in "Serrra" in the Teleport To You thing-
-waits for Serrra to come-
-fires enough ranged attacks to stun Serrra enough to let me get out a Potion of Forbidding to nullify her next postfull of attacks-
Epic Battle Mode! Epic Battle Mode!
Evil: Sentius>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>VS._<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Fri, 06/06/2014 - 20:42
#797
Epic Battle Against Serrra
Serrra has 999 of 1000 health, while I have full of the same health, both level one, me: 600/600 Defense + Sheild, while Serrra has 1/600 Defense + Sheild. Looks like I'll win!
Sat, 06/07/2014 - 05:13
#798
Lol
((Monsterbrine i dont know what in gods name your thinking but i laughed so hard im just going to let this happen))
Sat, 06/07/2014 - 08:47
#799
((I'm not. Serra isn't
((I'm not. Serra isn't stunned by ranged attacks, she counters ranged attacks with magic; this magic is particularly apt to triple-damage critical hits. Serra's Resistance is very high, and she's in Erk's range and thus gains support benefits, so her being forcibly teleported in the first place would have been a statistical near-impossibility if it WASN'T power play.
Oh, by the way, it's power play, and power play is illegal and bad. Stahp. For details on WHY it's bad, read the link at the top of page 15.
Waiting on Pi.))
Sat, 06/07/2014 - 09:56
#800
((dang... that was harsh))
((dang... that was harsh))
(( I thought they had left Skyrim and were in the Shivering Isles, and had gone through a portal to the Theatre, and I was saying that the Theatre was on an Imperial planet and... oh... oh... ITS ALL TOO MUCH ))