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Sat, 06/07/2014 - 10:17
#801
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Zhaver
ok

((All dis sharing of character skills and stuff makes me want to share my characters skills too.

Sonus P2: Sonus's attack style is heavily based on attack he puts almost no thought into making sure he does not leave himself open with every attack rather then that if a enemy is about to hit him he uses sound to move him quickly from that spot to another. If you read some of my stuff he can summon a really strong wall of sound but he can only do this by lowering his attack to 0. and just a little tip if you dont know how fast sound moves. 343 meters per second (dont worry i wont abuse that fact XD). One of his favorit ways to attack is to surround this hands and legs this sound waves and fight melee. He is a extremely adapt at melee combat... not so much at long range. If you think hes too OP then plz tell me))

Sat, 06/07/2014 - 12:28
#802
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Pipipipipi
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!

((So basicly you are thinking the treads are made out of paper?

Btw, as you will see later in this post, my last post contained a pun

@Ironic please achknowledge my attacks, otherwise I have to assume they hit))

--Outside--

((Waiting on Ironic))

--Kurduhm, Outskirts--

As Severa struck the top of he tank, that part was destroyed, the treads were not, two holes were revealed on the top, and the whole thing seemed to shut down...

Or did it? (Dun dun duuuuuun!)

Instead of dying, a Laser Turret (Pic not avalible) and a Fridge Turret (Picture also not avalible) came out of the holes. The Laser Turret started charging up a big laser, the Fridge Turret released a cold, damaging wind, and the tank turned towards the spy and drove at him in attempt to ram him.

"I will be a hero once more!" Cynthia shouted, "Du du du duuu!" Cynthia attempted to throw short spears at the moving tank, but wasn't very accurate since it was moving

--Meanwhile, inside the tank--

"Huzzah!" said a thief who went by the name 'King of Thieves', (I know, original) relaxing as the tank attacked them in auto-pilot mode "Those dummys think they can destroy this machine? Ha! I can't believe those fools!"

"Mpph mm mmm mph!" said the tank owner, who was currently tied up and strapped to the floor.

"Oh shuddup, you," said the King of Thieves, "I don't know why I haven't gone to a volcano and thrown you in, probably because I don't know exactly how to use this thing."

--Cradle, Surface--

In all of a sudden, a merchant seemed to pop out of nowhere behind the knights not at all worried about the zombies. "Greeting, you four fine fellows," the merchant said quickly," May I intrest you in some wares? How about a gun or a bomb? Those will probably be useful against all these... things... attacking you? Or how about a survival kit. I have them in diffrent colors, red, blue, purple, doesn't matter which one you pick, they are all good," the merchant stopped to catch his breath, "So, do you want any goods?"

Sat, 06/07/2014 - 13:15
#803
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Zhaver
Just so you know

((Ok i just want to say that sound can rip things apart and im just guessing that the treads are made of rubber. If its at a high enough decibel level then sound can even tear apart a human... just saying. But for what your doing we can say that Sonus just froze it for a sec, i just want you to know for the future that sound could do something like that only if its at a high decibel level))

Sat, 06/07/2014 - 13:14
#804
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Ironic-Biscuit
MUHUHAHAHA

The Chaos Marine looks at the shell with contempt, and waves his hand and it turns to dust. Resisting the light, he coats the Marines in darkness. He walks toward Erk and Serra, and lashes out at Erk with a Power Sword, and blasts Serra with a Doombolt, intended to smite her.

The thing that used to be Astartes screams, driving a psychic scream of agony through anyone capable of psychic powers.

Sat, 06/07/2014 - 14:29
#805
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Doctorspacebar

((Sonus isn't too bad- we've had much worse. Don't take Severa's comments too personally; she's got a terrible attitude.

Right, I'll just dodge Ironic real quick...

EDIT: Ninjaaaa'd. Editing my post in response.))

--Outside place--

Serra smiled. "Feel better?"

"Yes... I think... SERRA, WATCH OUT!"

"Aaah!" Serra was caught flat-footed as the Raptor fired a bolt of energy in her direction...

Erk grabbed Serra's arm. "Watch this. REXCALIBUR!"

Aiming the blast of wind away from the incoming attacks, Erk leapt into the air, and the force of the wind carried the two out of range of the attacks; the magic caused slight damage, however.

"Whew... nice move."

"Thank you. Right, let's get a little closer to that portal."

"AIR STREAM!" Super Sentry rotated abruptly to face the Raptor, then fired a supercharged Compression Blast with enough force from its two flamethrowers, while simultaneously unloading a copious amount of bullets, three salvos of rockets, and its Laser Cannon, all in the Raptor's direction. It also raised its remaining saw blade; one was still lying unused in the Theater.

"Now we need only wait for Rick..."

Engie, after filling his inventory with Metal, moved a little closer to the portal as well, Rescue Ranger held aloft.

--Colchus Primus, Profiteur's Warehouse--

"Well, here we go." Profiteur opened the door to a massive warehouse. A basement was visible in the far corner. Profiteur let Rick go in first, followed by his henchmen, then walked in himself, shutting and locking the door..

"Okay, not a bad place you got here. White bricks... nice, the Portal should stick right on."

Profiteur grinned as Rick laid his orange Portal on the wall. "A fascinating device you have... what's your name? Rick, am I right?"

"Rick the Adventure Sphere. I'm designed for danger."

"Hey. Hey. There's adventure in space."

Rick would have raised an eyebrow if he had any. "You... brought that guy?"

"I may be starting a circus some time, and zis... Space Sphere... may well be ze main attraction!"

"Not a bad plan, bro. Better shout through the portal." Rick reached his head through the portal, then shouted, "HEY, BROS! HURRY UP AND GET IN HERE!"

--Kurduhm, Outskirts--

"Ha! That's more like it..." Severa grinned. "Its weapons are visible. We kill these, and we can finally get on with the plan."

Spy grinned. "He really is trying to ram me. Getting in Melee range of myself... does he know nothing?" Spy dropped a Sapper on the ground, cloaked, and leapt to the side, expecting the tank to try and roll over him.

"It's charging a laser, minion!" Claptrap took aim for a few seconds, then aimed a rocket at the Laser turret.

Severa, stepping back to evade the Fridge turret, lifted another Hand Axe. "All right. Cynthia, see if you can get above it and tear up the weapons there i between Shorty's rockets. I'll get its attention, and so will Sonus over here. RIGHT?"

"My name's not Shorty, minion!"

"And my name's not minion, Shorty!"

Sat, 06/07/2014 - 14:37
#806
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Ironic-Biscuit
Uhh

(( That was a Sorcerer that attacked Serra. More important/powerful than a Raptor. ))

The squad of Marines, the Raptors and the Sorcerer all turn, and encircle the party. The Raptors march forward, bringing lethal hand-to-hand weapons to bear, as the charge at Erk and Serra...

-- Colchus Primus, Warehouse --

The doors abruptly are forced open, and a regal looking figure strides in. The door to the basement slams shut, and the door out slams shut as well. A single Space Marine walks behind him, the markings of the Deathwatch apparent on it's ebony black armour.

"Halt, heretics." Inquisitor Tychius Malack says sharply, as the temperature in the room lowers.

Sat, 06/07/2014 - 14:46
#807
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Zhaver
"Way ahead of you!" Sonus

"Way ahead of you!" Sonus yelled as he stood in front of the tank. As it passed over the sapper and summoned another wall of sound to stop the tank right over the sapper.

"any way you can get this thing to stop moving for good red head? if there is then do it!"

Sat, 06/07/2014 - 16:36
#808
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Doctorspacebar

((I stated earlier that Profiteur has owned this warehouse for some time.

Let's wait for Pi's post. He'll need a turn to move.))

--Outside--

Engie started guffawing. "Ha! Y'all are just flat-out doggone hilarious. Thinkin' you're so tough, with all your fancy magic an' Star Wars technology."

Erk and Serra made a break for the portal, which hadn't been surrounded.

Engie activated his Rescue Ranger, boxing up his Super Sentry and pulling it toward him. "Too bad your giant robots are too big an' dumb to go through our portal. Adios, dummies."

Engie, with the Sentry in tow, leapt into the portal, with Erk and Serra (and, hopefully, Aurora and Igniculus) following in close pursuit...

--Colchus Primus, Profiteur's Warehouse--

Profiteur shook his head. "Look. I already talked wiz your government. Zey have allowed me jurisdiction over zis property. Zey also let me kick you out. And you REMEMBER what happened to ze last sycophant you sent here." Profiteur reached for his spare Time Mage's Asterisk, just in case things got dicey.

"Hey, Profitude, who's the robo-man?"

Profiteur shrugged. "Ze local zealots. One of zem got over-emotional, and then zey started throwing a tantrum all over my warehouse WHICH I PURCHASED LEGALLY. Oh well, nothing Stop and Takeover can't fix, mmm? I was forced to inflict enough injuries to hospitalize the nutcase." In his head, Profiteur was more concerned with Rick than with this Inquisitor. His name was not Profitude.

"Yo..." Rick scratched his shoulder. "Ain't these the guys that..."

"...attacked us?" Erk leapt through the portal, having managed to evade attack. "Yes, that was rather rude. Is bothering people who are just going about their business your standard operating procedure, or are those men just gung-ho idiots?"

"And what sort of dark forces are you working with?" Serra glared daggers at the High Inquisitor. "To think of what might have happened to Erk and I... you know you'll lose in the end, right?"

Engie threw Super Sentry's box to the other side of the room, where it immediately began reassembling. Again. Then he drew his Wrangler. "Son, call off your men. We got a helluva chokepoint here, and y'all ain't bulletproof, no matter how much you wish you were."

"Wait!" Profiteur threw his arms up in the air. "I fear zis is all a huge misunderstanding! I suppose your guys thought our guys were some other guys, started attacking... zis kind of thing happens. So go on with ze rest of your business, Inquisitor." Profiteur had his cane in one hand. "Now if you act like a child, and throw a tantrum... I can't promise zat you'll escape alive."

Erk smiled. "Finally, someone who doesn't go directly to violence. What'll it be, Inquisitor? Are you going to back out, or charge in like a moron?"

Sat, 06/07/2014 - 16:47
#809
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Ironic-Biscuit
Google "Inquisitor" before you go start insulting

"The Inquisition is beyond local law, and can investigate anyone, without cause or warning. I believe this man to be guilty of consorting with Chaos. Throne knows the Chaos Marines are about to breach the City's walls soon enough anyways."

The Inquisitor walks toward Erk, and offers a handshake.

Sat, 06/07/2014 - 17:10
#810
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Doctorspacebar

((Oh, I see. The guys attacking our team out there AREN'T with the Imperial City.))

"Wait. Stop. I'm confused." Serra shook her head. "So you guys... AREN'T with those guys out there?"

"I suppose not." Erk shook the man's hand. "Erk, student of Pent, ex-Mage General of Etruria. This is Serra. She's Ostian Royalty. I apologize for the initial hostility... we'd just escaped a nasty situation. Stress has a way of going to the brain, I fear."

"Ah... so! Chaos? Zis joke is not funny, Inquisitor. I fear I have some things mixed up- ze guy that threw a tantrum in here was someone different. Something from Kurduhm- they've got all the strangest fringe groups there and they spread out, no? I figured you were a different Inquistor, certainly not... THE Inquisitor... But I have nothing to hide! Search away, my friend, search!" Profiteur, surprisingly, was telling the truth. He had nothing incriminating in his warehouse, even in the basement; to anyone, it would look like an honest sales company. Profiteur eased his grip on the Time Mage's asterisk.

Engie leaned against the wall, pointing his Wrangler at the portal in case the enemy tried to run through. "Rick, be sure to close the portal when that girl gets through- no chance we're gonna save that Sergeant, I'm afraid. If any of them killer techno-wizards try comin' through, they'll get a taste of the ol' Sentry."

"A-O-Got it, Engie."

"So..." Erk lowered his head. "Chaos. I don't suppose we could get some information about this Chaos?"

((Now we should wait for Pi.))

Sat, 06/07/2014 - 17:45
#811
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Ironic-Biscuit
It's a trap!

As soon as Erk's hand meets the Inquisitor's, the Inquisitor's grip tightens. In a fleeting instant, he reads Erk's mind, probing his existence. His studies, his battles, and his relationship with Serra, all enter his all-encompassing mind. All without Erk noticing. He smiles, and lets go of his hand, then turns to the Deathwatch marine.

"Head to the spaceport. You are dismissed."

He whistles sharply, and a troop of Adeptus Arbites storm in, and search the warehouse up and down. He offers a handshake with Profiteur.

Sat, 06/07/2014 - 19:02
#812
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Pipipipipi
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!

((I'm not sure what they are made of, but I do know they can withstand sound attacks

I'm curious on what species the Marines are

Since nobody is going to fight Coily Rattler...))

--Outside--

Fancy Pants quickly jumped into the portal, and headed towards Rick with his feet due to the projectory.

"There's a portal!" said Igniculus as he noticed the portal on the ground

However, Aurora saw the magican in the distance, "But over there in trouble is a mortal!" she said.

"We should help!" said Igniculus, "Before he yelps!"

So Aurora quickly flew towards Coily Rattler, who was about to strike the magican, but was quickly interupted by Aurora's sword to it's face.

--Colchus Primus, Profiteur's Warehouse--

Strangly, the room got all of a sudden even colder then it got when the Inquisitor came in, cold enough to make everyone shiver... Strange...

--Kurduhm, Outskirts--

The tank swerved to the right to avoid the sapper, and was stopped by the sound. It fired it's machine guns at Sonus.

Cynthia went straight towards the fridge turret and attempted to stab her spear into it several times, the fridge turret countered this by spraying poisoness gas everywhere from a nozzel on the top, which made Cynthia fall back and use short spears.

The Laser Turret finished charging, and proceeded to fire a giant laser at the spy.

--???--

After waiting for a long time, Haisae (The boy) decided to go on a quest for his sister. He followed a invisible trace, dodging swarm, demons, and other monsters, but mostly he was out of their range.

Eventually, he found himself in a unknown place, where he found... ((To be continued by me))

Sat, 06/07/2014 - 19:49
#813
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Doctorspacebar

((Mind reading. Sigh. This is starting to tend too far towards power play.))

--Colchus Primus, Profiteur's Warehouse--

"Hold a moment. I felt some kind of... magic influence."

"Influence?! You about to go crazy?"

Erk shook his head. "No, worry not."

"Erk... do you feel something? A chill?"

Engie shrugged. "Must be a draft. Or magic, there's a lot of magic goin' around."

"Or space."

The Space Sphere was laying on the ground. Profiteur and his henchmen had gone downstairs during the search, to fetch a few documents; instead, Rick shook the Inquisitor's hand.

((Note that Rick is a robot. Just in case your Inquisitor's Grip of Mind Reading and Plot Railroading doesn't work on robots.))

--Kurduhm, Outskirts--

The Spy, now fully hidden by his Cloak and Dagger, laughed as the turret tried to shoot at him, and subsequently had a Hand Axe and rocket shot at it. Then a few arrows whizzed by. Spy stopped laughing.

Severa took an arrow on her shield. "Pfft. They're back. We'd better-" KABOOM! The arrowhead exploded, and the explosion sent Severa flying backwards. Sliding on her feet to keep herself from falling, Severa gritted her teeth. "Concussive Explosion Arrows. And there's going to be a lot of them. Forget the tank! Run!"

Severa turned tail and ran, with Claptrap following at a safe distance. Spy began slipping through the forest, and when he was hidden by the foliage, he uncloaked, now disguised as a Scout.

((Speaking of Plot Railroading.))

Sat, 06/07/2014 - 20:02
#814
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Zhaver
Ok then

((Sorry doctor...))

"Not them!" Sonus said as the archers came at them. "Ok then... lets run" ((this is going to be lazy... im really tiered right now)) Sonus then used his powers to quickly escape the chaos and follow severa.

Sat, 06/07/2014 - 20:02
#815
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Zhaver
Ok then

((Sorry doctor...))

"Not them!" Sonus said as the archers came at them. "Ok then... lets run" ((this is going to be lazy... im really tiered right now)) Sonus then used his powers to quickly escape the chaos and follow severa.

Sat, 06/07/2014 - 22:05
#816
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Monsterbrine
Behold, my NPC first evil pet takes over the world!

--Somewhere In Green Hill Zone--
Sentius: Ahh!
Sentius gets in his Sentimobile to go to his Flying house.
Sentius flies to Cradle.
--The Crash Site: Waking In A New World II--
Sentius kills his way out to a spot where the ground collapses without his knowing. SPOILER ALERT! The next zone is a Cooling Chamber: Wild Path.
--Cooling Chamber: Wild Path--
Sentius defends himself until he reaches a party button. Sentius steps on it. The gate behind closes, but the one in front stays closed. Strange. Paw-ended tentacles pop out of the ground. Sentius gets pushed below, ending the level.
--Finding A Pet: Apocrean Terminal--
Sentius enters Crossing The Chasm.
--Haven--
Nonna: would you like a Skolver MonPoke accesory, so you have a baby member of the following PokeMon speices:
Skolver?
Sentius: Ok!
Nonna: That will be 5K Crowns, please.
Sentius pays the crowns.
Nonna enters the purchase with the code, 5KCROWNSSKOLVERMONPOKEFORPOKEMONSKOLVER123465 in the purchase history for Sentius.
Sentius names the pet Posionbite.

Sat, 06/07/2014 - 23:18
#817
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Doctorspacebar
"Villain, entered into a train wreck!"

((All right, much better. I'll make something over in Haven for the lulz.

Edit for clarification: Yes, the following post contains an almost entirely non-serious villain.))

--Haven--

"HA HA HA HA HA! YOU ARE ERROR!"

Is it... it is! Behold, before Sentius stands a gaunt figure clad in full crimson plate armor (WITH SPIKES ON THE SHOULDER PLATES) that is so ominous it steals someone else's theme song... Translation Trainwreck!

"And what Sentius! I have imprison in the Tower of my revolver. And you have to pay! Billion or ... take my crown, you have to look at me, if you dare to try and win the Release of Prisoners!"

Translation Trainwreck leaps into the sky, drawing a glowing green Brandish.

"However, by whom, I can Sentius, Jill is pathetic, and you can give. If I were you, I have not in the mountains, or pay billions to restore my sight! I will make a decision and you expect to learn more or to contact me if you are not a fool! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

Translation Trainwreck flies to the Tower of Turrets, to the Southeast of Haven.

((I didn't even mention any "Jill". Oh Google Translate, you so funny.))

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 05:19
#818
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Ironic-Biscuit
Unsanctioned

The Inquisitor snarls as the truth dawns on him.

"Witches." He snarls, sensing the magic that exudes off of Erk and Serra, with his own sanctioned psychic abilities. He pulls out his power sword, which glows a blue and purple tinge.

"You have committed heresy against the Imperium of Man, Against the city of Colchus Primus, and against the Emperor himself. Prepare to die." The Inquisitor swings his sword at Erk.

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 06:22
#819
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Doctorspacebar

--Colchus Primus, Profiteur's Warehouse--

"Wait, what?" Erk leapt out of the way of the Inquisitor's strike. "Witches, my foot! A witch is, by definition, one who consorts with and uses the power of demons, which all of our abilities are certainly and vehemently not! In fact, I'm growing suspicious of your mind reading. Didn't think I noticed, you twit?!"

"Erk, I've got your back!" Serra stared the Inquisitor down. "You hypocrite... you think anyone's going to listen to you? All you've shown us is a show of force... No compassion! No reason! What does that win you? No government or church worth half its salt would put you in authority!"

Engie lifted his Wrangler. "You ain't got a head for tactics, do you? Or you'd be duckin' behind cover with your sorry excuse for a melee weapon... hell, I'll let you run away if you go and grab a melee weapon that don't look like someone threw up in a forge and called it metal."

Rick picked up his Frying Pan. "I'm an Adventure Sphere. You like danger? I'm designed for danger."

Profiteur ran upstairs. "All right! Hold him off for a few minutes... I'll help with that. Then, when we're done..." Profiteur grinned. "I doubt he'll be able to catch us."

With a Time Mage's Asterisk (and, of course, his own Merchant's Asterisk) equipped, Profiteur started off the battle with Veilga, drastically increasing the ability of his allies to avoid attack. Erk aimed a bolt of Thoron at the Inquisitor, and Serra aimed Shine directly behind the Inquisitor. Engie aimed all of Super Sentry's weapons at the Inquisitor, while Rick leapt right at the Inquisitor, swinging downward with his pan.

Eight of Profiteur's henchmen ran out of the basement, armed with a variety of weapons. One of them even packed a Portal Gun.

((Rick: "We need some nice ominous music for this kind of thing. Here's a boss theme for someone smarter than this guy."))

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 09:23
#820
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Monsterbrine
Behold, my NPC first evil pet takes over the world!

Sentius: You will pay, random villain guy that turns out to be a competitor!
Sentius equips armor on Poisonbite.
Poisonbite flies off.
--Trainwreck's Lair--
Poisonbite sprays Trainwreck with his spraying organ.
Poisonbite swings his newly equipped Pokemon Ball and Chainmail tail piece into Trainwreck's legs, injuring them just above the foot.
Poisonbite's Fireball shooters shoot Trainwreck, burning him.
If the Fireballs don't work, Poisonbite uses the Tier 3 Rocket Launcher.
Poisonbite BITES Trainwreck.
Sentius summons an Apocrean Wolver pack, Alpha and all, from far away to aid Poisonbite.
Apocrean Wolvers are tough like the Apocreans, Alphas even more so, the Apocrean Wolver Queen the most so.

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 09:34
#821
Monsterbrine's picture
Monsterbrine
Like A Tier 3 Boss!

What???? Poisonbite's a Skolver, after all.

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 09:40
#822
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Doctorspacebar

"For a Sentius! I'm very well ... as expected! Note turret tower stands as the viewfinder in front of you! Automatic weapons should be included as a purring storm on Jupiter! You Rock in the depths of hell fire burning! If there is a wrapper in the trash, brush writing! Only the material in the walls of the ball, on!"

Sentius is teleported to the bottom of the Tower of Turrets. His Wolver Swarm from nowhere is magically warped out of the Tower.

"Leave, Greg! If you have to fight my enemies, my only choice ... but you can be the first to challenge the turret tower, you'll need it! Dare to attack the enemy from the worst in the history of childhood inactivity against both?"

The first floor of the Tower of Turrets contains a single enemy so menacing that a thousand voices have clamored for its downfall:

A MINI-SENTRY GUN
(100 HP, 8 Damage Per Second)

From the top of his tower, Trainwreck roars, "The man before me, I have a strike once trainwreck dictionary. The nature of the 10-story, I'm waiting for your Sentius! Crown billion charge for saving your life now?"

The Mini-Sentry takes aim.

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 09:42
#823
Monsterbrine's picture
Monsterbrine
Behold, my NPC first evil pet takes over the world!

Like my new Vog Cub Design? Okay, good! Let's continue!
--Trainwreck's Lair--
The Apocrean Wolvers devour Translation Trainwreck.
The Apocrean Wolvers dismiss.
Poisonbite returns to Sentius.
--Haven--
Poisonbite's Pokemon Ball and Chainmail, Rocket Boots, and Fireball shooters are taken off by Sentius.
Poisonbite crawls back in to the pouch.
Sentius, with the pouch on, gets in the Sentimobile and goes to his FEH.

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 09:48
#824
Monsterbrine's picture
Monsterbrine
Apocrean Wolvers shall devour you.

Apocrean Wolvers, again, eat Trainwreck and dismiss after eating him.
--FEH--
Sentius: Dun, Dun, Dun!
--Trainwreck's Lair--
Sentius (on comlink to Trainwreck): I bet you didn't expect that! Oh, and they are Wolvers infected by the APOCREA, not the SWARM.
--Outer Space--
Random Person Working In A Space Station: Dun, Dun, Dun!

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 09:53
#825
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Monsterbrine
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

--In The Spaceway near Trainwreck's Lair--
Sentius Blows up parts of the tower in his Sentimobile with a Recon Cloak on hold on it, causing the tower to fall into the Sun.

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 09:56
#826
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Pipipipipi
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!

--Outer Space--

Suddenly, the space core is teleported to the space station and lands on the head of the person. The space core is probably forever happy. THE END! (jk)

--Top of the Tower of Turrets--

"Excuse me sir," said the merchant from before to Translation Trainwreck quickly, "But I can sell you more defenses for your defending needs, how about a mecha-knight sir, I'd recommend the red ones. How about Toaster Guns? Great for shooting deadly toast at your enemies. How about a..."

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 10:09
#827
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Monsterbrine
Their taking the Hobbits to Isengaurd!

--Isengaurd--
Sentius perma-locks Trainwreck in a super-enchanted cell in Isengaurd.

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 10:13
#828
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Pipipipipi
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!

((I think Monsterbrine may soon anger the Doctorspacebar with all this powerplay))

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 10:13
#829
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Monsterbrine
Their taking the Hobbits to Isengaurd!

--At the edge of the Sun's corona--
Sentius watches as the Tower of Turrets falls into the Sun, along with the Southeast of Haven, which happens to be on a space island.

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 10:16
#830
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Monsterbrine
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengaurd!

Sentius: I found a book of super-enchanting and used it to perma-lock him in the cell, making no key truly compatable.
Poisonbite: THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGAURD!

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 10:19
#831
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Doctorspacebar

((You want to know what power play is, Monsterbrine? Well, watch closely.))

Translation Trainwreck dodges the Wolvers, stabs them all 37 times in the chest, and pees on their dead corpses. Sentius spontaneously combusts because he's not cool and dies of Fire damage. Translation Trainwreck then does a jig in the middle of haven and everyone cheers because he killed stupid Sentius.

((Okay, how did you feel? Because that's how we feel when you skip everything with a lazy cop-out like "I kill him with my wolvers". That (what I just did there) is power play, and it is against the rules of this thread (which are stated on the first post).

Now, I'll redact everything I just did in this post. It never happened. I'm placing Sentius back at the bottom of the Tower of Turrets. Your Apocrean Wolvers are barred entry. Stop powerplaying. It's not funny, it's not clever, and it's not entertaining.))

--Tower of Turrets, Floor 1--

An annoyed feminine voice echoes in Sentius's head: "What the heck was that crap? You just ran in and fought their leader. Shoot, you'd be dead in a real war zone. Translation Trainwreck's power is linked to his Turret minions. Kill them first- and for your own sake, go one floor at a time or you WILL die."

--Tower of Turrets, Floor 10--

Trainwreck turns to the merchant. "Will your proposal, teachers now, but I come. I'm saving my money for defense, and it is not over. OK days."

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 10:19
#832
Monsterbrine's picture
Monsterbrine
Move Over! Their's Pipipipipi to be popped!

Sentius: Poisonbite, move over! Their's Pipipipipi to be popped!
Poisonbite moves over.
Sentius pops Pipipipipi.

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 10:20
#833
Monsterbrine's picture
Monsterbrine
Sentius Was Never Really Destroyed! That was a decoy!

Read Above!

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 10:23
#834
Monsterbrine's picture
Monsterbrine
It was never gonna turn off the machine! A BS-USB? Hello!

--Trainwreck's Lair--
Sentius mysteriously uses Lockdown's Recon Cloak to climb to the top.
Sentius hides his way to the combustion of the lair button.
--FEH--
Sentius: Aha!

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 10:28
#835
Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar
((Monsterbrine, YOU read what

((Monsterbrine, YOU read what I posted for once; your reaction tells me you just read part of it and started dismissing it, an overall stupid thing to do if you're going to do anything here. Read Post #831. Read it. All of it. Don't make me assume you're five.))

--Tower of Turrets, Floor 1--

A warp lock moves Sentius to the beginning of Floor 1!

The Mini-Sentry shoots at Sentius!

The disembodied feminine voice echoes: "Well, aren't you a smart one. What are you, five?! KILL THE FREAKING TURRETS! DO YOUR FREAKING JOB, YOU LAZY BUM!"

--Tower of Turrets, Floor 10--

Translation Trainwreck contemplates the lack of any form of self-destruct button in his Tower.

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 10:28
#836
Monsterbrine's picture
Monsterbrine
Someone who knows the island inside and out, someone who's smart

--? - depth 3--
Sentius hides out of all the Apocreans, leaving Trainwreck behind to handle them. Apocreans have very high health.

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 10:33
#837
Monsterbrine's picture
Monsterbrine
A disembodied voice hides.

--The Same Lair As The Warp Lock--
Sentius throws his own attacks at himself to escape.
--FEH--
Sentius: Aha!
--The Same Lair--
Sentius (on comlink (again)): I set a checkpoint at my FEH, so ha, i can escape by death.

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 10:37
#838
Monsterbrine's picture
Monsterbrine
You are SO predictable, Trainwreck.

--The Lair--
Sentius (On comlink): You are So predictable, Trainwreck.

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 10:41
#839
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
They're taking the Monsterbrine to Isengaurd

((I think that Monsterbrine thinks he/she can do whatever they want, and is pretty much just spamming now))

Merchant: Myself, they're taking the Monsterbrine to Isengaurd!
Merchant: *Takes Monsterbrine to Isengaurd*

((That didn't really happen btw))

"Defenses?" said the merchant, "I got lots of those! I have some amazing and cheap base defenses in stock, like this dark-matter turret, or meybe these deadly lasers. Interested in anything?"

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 10:40
#840
Monsterbrine's picture
Monsterbrine
--Candyland-- Hi.

--Candyland--
Hi.

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 10:43
#841
Zhaver's picture
Zhaver
...

((Ok then is this thread just going to turn into monsterbrine spaming powerplay? and should i just take a break for some time or are the outskirts going to be touched on again? I dont like taking charge of the roleplay it hard and skeery))

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 10:45
#842
Monsterbrine's picture
Monsterbrine
--FEH-- Sentius finds his

--FEH--
Sentius finds his computer.
Sentius uses his computer to recode the warp lock to warp Trainwreck to floor one of his own palace.

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 10:47
#843
Monsterbrine's picture
Monsterbrine
What's wrong with checkpoints and self-attack?

--FEH--
Sentius watches on his computer the warp lock's new affect.

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 10:53
#844
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!

((Lets just say that Trainwreck in completely invincible until all the turrets are destroyed, but the turrets must be destroyed in order otherwise they are invincible, for example, Sentius can't destroy 7 until he destorys 6, which 5 has to be destroyed first in order to destroy 6))

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 10:58
#845
Monsterbrine's picture
Monsterbrine

--FEH--
Sentius uses his computer to play Castle Crashers.

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 11:00
#846
Monsterbrine's picture
Monsterbrine

--FEH--
Sentius uses his computer to recode the turrets to turn on themselves in order after hearing that.

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 11:02
#847
Monsterbrine's picture
Monsterbrine

Sentius (on comlink to Pipipipipi): Happy now?

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 11:04
#848
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!

((I'll be happy when you stop spamming on this thread))

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 11:36
#849
Ironic-Biscuit's picture
Ironic-Biscuit
A lesson in Warhammer-ology

(( Psykers are dangerous. Period. They utilize the warp, and use it for power. They can cause mass death and extreme terror, if not handled properly. Even sanctioned psykers are carefully watched for any signs of taint. Seeing all the magic, he thought they were psykers, and needed to be put down. Also, Inquisitors are dangerous. DANGEROUS. They are the most highly trained operatives the Imperium has to offer. ))

Sheathing the sword, the Inquisitor pulls out two bolt pistols, and shoots at them all....

((A bolter is a weapon that fires a bullet, rocket propelled that explodes on contact.))

Sun, 06/08/2014 - 12:29
#850
Monsterbrine's picture
Monsterbrine
Move Over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!

Sentius: You can't hurt me, I'm a geologist! No!

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