((I don't have anything to do there, at least not until Sonosukes jumps onto the lift.
EDIT: This means you can post here, Matikclocker
Doctorspacebar? Where are you?))
A new kind of roleplaying game
Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:01
#1702
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
Wed, 06/17/2015 - 22:46
#1703
Roleplay pass granted by Pipipipipi.
Matikclocker creates 3 clones.
The first one is patrolling Dimension Warp.
The second one guards Overclocked Industries.
The third one acts as an enemy in RPG arc.
CC1 (Clocker Clone 1)
CC begins setting up sentries everywhere even on the walls.
This will make Sonosukes return to Kurduhm.
CC1 is spinning his minigun.
CC2
This CC detected suspicious activity at Assembly Line. A heavy robot comes out and says "Good mornng. I am Heavyduty. Charge. Am an employee of Overclocked Ndustres."
CC2 alarms CO (Clocker Original) about a suspicious person using identity theft to disguise as an OVC employee.
But CO still is using his auto-arm to grab... Ehm... Oh, Madeline! To grab Madeline.
CC3
This Clone seeks the main protagonist party to gun it to ashes. CC is refered in battle as Clocker. Clocker equips Protaradar and seeks out the protagoinst, mainly targeting Julie.
Mon, 06/15/2015 - 17:04
#1704
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
--The Generic Planes--
((What does CC3 have against the protagonists anyway?))
Bandit 1 and Bandit 2 were currently waiting near the exit of the Specterwood, waiting for the party to come out so that they could ambush them in a scripted event. Bandit 2 looked around and saw CC3. "Hey you!" Bandit 2 shouted, "You aren't supposed to be here!"
"Maybe they're that Tency, or Ailill, or Julie, or Galen," said Bandit 1.
"I dunno, they don't seem to match the pictures..." said Bandit 2. Bandit 2 held up a picture of their overworld sprites. "Nah, this guy's definitively not them."
"Perhaps they could help us in the battle?" asked Bandit 1.
"Maybe..." said Bandit 2, "Hey you! Forget everything I just said. Could you help us with this upcoming battle? Some guy is paying us to do this, so maybe if you help us they'll pay you too."
"Doesn't that mean less pay for us?" asked Bandit 1.
"Who cares? Even if we win we'll just be forced to stand here for eternity until they get back here and challenge us again, until they win," said Bandit 2.
Wed, 06/17/2015 - 22:49
#1705
Matikclocker with his
Matikclocker with his party...
Matikclocker still tries to grab Madeline.
Energyload said, "Maybe send me to that station, I will do it and you can go with Hicati to explain OVC Industries."
Matikclocker said "But I am close to grabbing Madeline! Wait a while, ok? Or you can explore the base to find something to fight or loot. Remember to collect scraps for our next project!"
Energyload starts exploring Adamant Asteroid for some people or for some scraps.
CC1
Clocker Clone 1 spinned up his minigun and waits for Sonosukes to arrive.
After a while, he starts charging his railgun.
CC2
Clocker Clone 2 asks Heavyduty how he came to Overclocked Industries.
"My model is B4RR463-Z0N3. I was travellng the planets to destroy them by one plasma barrage. That's why they call my weapons 'Barrage Zone'. Runned out of fuel and crashed on the planet. Saw a big ndustral area, and a sgn 'Property of Overclocked Industries. Get out!', so wanted to get a job here. Contacted the owner and have the job!"
CC asks, "Validation question: What's the owner name?" Heavyduty Charge said "Matikclocker, why?"
CC got angry. He asked another question due to two-step validation protocol. "Full owner model name?"
Heavyduty said "It's MatikOverclocker v7 M-OVC-2002 Battle Robot." CC finally accepted Heavyduty Charge's story about being an OVC employee. "Welcome to OVC, Heavyduty Charge. I see your a prototype because you skip I letter."
CC3
((Let's just say that CC3 could course through the arc and wanted to see the reaction of the party.))
CC3 says "You are negative to Julie? Ok guys, I will go to battle. Let me just overclock my movement and weapons modules..."
A revving sound is playing, and after a while...
"System OVERCLOCKED! Ok, I will use the Protaradar I equipped earlier to localise the party."
Clocker Clone activates Protaradar, aims at Julie, and one of OVC Satellites moved to this location.
After a while, a dinging sound played and CC3 said, "I AIMED IT! We can either wipe out their health with a satellite laser, or we can wait for them to come here.
Tue, 06/16/2015 - 12:47
#1706
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
((We should probably wait for Doctorspacebar before doing anything on the Adamant Asteroid and Sonosukes before doing anything in the Dimension Warp.
Also, how exactly is Matikclocker trying to grab Madeline?))
--The Generic Planes--
"Woah woah woah! Don't you know how this game works?" asked Bandit 2.
"We have to get into a battle in order to attack them," said Bandit 1.
"Just wait patiently until they get here," said Bandit 2.
Tue, 06/16/2015 - 12:58
#1707
((As stated earlier in the
((As stated earlier in the story, Matikclocker, Energyload and Hicati warped to Adamant, they seeked Madeline because Clocker thought she was a threat. He tries to grab her using AutoArm with Eyez Camera allowing him to see where is targeting his AutoArm.))
While we are at Generic Planes...
"Mhm... But overclocking lets me power up before battle and lasts 2 turns." said ClockerClone 3.
Tue, 06/16/2015 - 13:22
#1708
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
--The Generic Planes--
In response to this, the two bandits repeated the exact same dialogue except with a slight variation.
"Woah woah woah! Don't you know how this game works?" asked Bandit 2.
"We have to get into a battle in order to buff ourselves," said Bandit 1.
"Just wait patiently until they get here," said Bandit 2.
Tue, 06/16/2015 - 13:55
#1709
CC3 gets a notification.
CC3 gets a notification. Notes feed:
📡Connected to Local Clockdown International Network.
🚀Satellite: Protagonists arrive in: [Doctorspacebar!]
🎥Eyez vision avaliable.
⚠Overclock cancelled. Poor Clocker!
🔨Assembly Line in standby.
💻Overclocker ready!
Wed, 06/17/2015 - 10:03
#1710
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
((At this point I'm kinda tempted to go onto the Machinauts thread and say "Notice me Doctorspacesenpai!"))
Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:04
#1711
I alerted Doctorspacebar that
I alerted Doctorspacebar that he should return here. If you were supposed to do it then I am sorry.
Wed, 06/17/2015 - 17:06
#1712
((I need three days. In at most three days I should have a post ready.))
Fri, 06/19/2015 - 10:36
#1713
Got it Doctorspacebar. By the
Got it Doctorspacebar. By the way, words that Heavyduty Charge said have I letters removed.
BUMP: Crazee Pi/Doctorspacebar, every arc has an antagonist except for OVC Industries. Can you add one to OVC arc or let me finish the ambush grab on Madeline?
Fri, 06/19/2015 - 11:13
#1714
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
((You don't necessarily need a villain for an "arc." Also, your characters seem to be in multiple arcs, so you can just use whatever antagonist that's currently in the "arc" your characters are in.
Also you can just create your own antagonist.
I'm pretty sure that was only 2 days.))
Fri, 06/19/2015 - 11:50
#1715
Got it.
Matikclocker and
Got it.
Matikclocker and Hicati still at Madeline.
Energyload explores the station to find new friends and OVC employees.
Clocker Clone 1 charged the railgun. Now he charges Plasma.
Clocker Clone 2 and Heavyduty were guarding OVC until they heard a sound. It was the Moderaton 4000. He said...
"Intruder alert! Unknown Female at Clockonium Reactor!"
CC2 and Heavyduty ran to Reactor and they saw a woman.
"Get out of ths reactor! We have bgger weapons, you know?" The woman turned and took a bit of Heavyduty, which said "AAAAAHHHHHH! S that all you got? You wll never defeat the most tankest bot n the unverse! Clocker! Do somethng or you wll lose me!" Clocker Clone said "Got it! Just le-" and then the mysterious person blasted him into the wall. Moderaton said "Heavyduty wrecked! Clocker Clone condition critical! Retreat!" Then this mysterious woman said "You are dumb, your stick frame will break on sight of Moola!" Clocker Clone said "Moola? And tha-" Moola then blasted Clocker and Moderaton. Before Moderaton broke, he said "Clocker Clone wrecked! Mode-" and here Moderaton speech cuts off. Matikclocker gets a notification:
⚠Your Clockonium Reactor is under attack!
Moola wrecked 75% of this and Clocker got:
💣Your Clockonium is nearly destroyed!
But he didn't surrender the attempt to catch Madeline! Matikclocker said to Energyload through comlink: "Get to the Gunther and take Hicati!" then to Hicati: "Run back to Gunther and go to OVC! Let Energyload pilot Gunther."
Unfortunately Moola successfully destroyed reactor. The supernova destroyed the OVC Industries. Energyload saw it and recreated the planet with Overclocked Industries. Moolania Monieburger (Moola, the antagoinst) then created a moon named Mool orbiting Clink. (Clink is the planet where OVC Industries are set up) Assembly Line started and Heavyduty was respawning. But CC2 didn't respawn. Moderaton said with his electronic voice: "Failure. The enemy destroyed the reactor!" Energyload said "I got it Moddy, who wrecked our base?" Moderaton 4000 said "Moolania Monieburger AKA Moola. She destroyed Heavyduty and CC2." Energyload got enraged and immediately contacted Matikclocker: "Moolania Monieburger destroyed our base! Moolania Monieburger AKA Moola!" Matikclocker got mad and speeds up his AutoArm to finally finish the mission and return to OVC.
Clocker Clone 3 is now number 2.
CC2 asks bandits about their stats.
Fri, 06/19/2015 - 15:18
#1716
I like Sonic Unleashed, screw you
((Matik, stop posting your next turn before other players get to post theirs.))
--Dimension Warp, RP Tower--
"Sorry, no can do!" Sono-Forum grabbed his sword, bursting through the guards and onto the lift before slamming the down button to drop.
Once at the lower floor, he quickly noticed the Clocker Clone waiting for him.
Fri, 06/19/2015 - 17:37
#1717
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
((Updated this post.))
--Mool--
((Here's another antagonist for you.))
"WHAM!" A strange meteor from the future fell onto Mool. The meteor uncurled, revealing it was actually a robot that goes by the name of the Artakat. It came there because it had found out that Overclocked Industries was on Clink, and the Artakat had a dislike for Matikclocker. The Artakat looked around. "This has to be Clink, right?" thought the Artakat.
--The Generic Planes--
"We have about 67 health each and are randomly weak to electric, you?" asked Bandit 2.
--Dimension Warp, RP Tower--
Behind the Clocker Clone was a lift that wasn't supposed to be there along the wall, who knows where it might lead? Just telling you in case you want to do that optional path instead after you get past Matikclocker.
((In case you somehow missed it, I updated this post))
Sat, 06/20/2015 - 02:05
#1718
(Adamant Asteroid)
We must to
(Adamant Asteroid)
We must to wait for DSB (Doctorspacebar) to post further.
(Clink, Overclocked Base)
Energyload thought that the world made from 4 arcs was way too little. She thinked about spacetime travel to reveal the unknown character. She wanted to ask Heavyduty but he was still respawning, so she planned to start the mission NOW. SOLO. Without Clocker and Heavyduty. Energyload made a replica of Gunther and took off. Unfortunately she activated TURBO and then she crashed on Mool.
(Clink Orbit, Mool)
Moola got enraged as soon as another thing fell on her planet. (Aside from Energyload) Moola ran quickly to the crash site of Artakat.
(Artakat Crash Site, Mool)
As soon as she heard about Clink, she asked Artakat "Are you looking for red-eyed reliable and destructive robot MatikOverclocker v7 M-OVC-2002?" Moolania thought she will have a partner, or they will unite to strike doom upon Clocker Platoon. Before Moola found out Matikclocker at base wasn't real, she performed scans of his location, and she found Clocker is on Adamant Asteroid, hunting for one woman named Madeline. "You must be Artakat, right?" said Moola. "This big red-line rumbler (Moola constantly changes how she calls Matikclocker) is on asteroid space station Adamant Asteroid, trying to either go to date on space pirate Madeline or tries to rain doom. You can go there, or just wait until he returns to Clink."
(Meanwhile at Energyload...)
Energyload got worried. "Oh dear... It's the moon Mool, the residence of Moola, I must to be careful to- Wait, what's this? Moola is talking to a robot... We should scout around the crash site to get info. By the way, I will scan this robot."
Results of scan:
Name: Artakat
Race: Robot
Gender: Unknown
What OVC know: Nothing, caught talking with Moola
Perform Mind Scan? Yes
MIND SCAN...
Result: Looks for Clink, wants to wreck Matikclocker, has a dislike for him
Clocker Printed Message: Seriously?
Energyload went to Crash Site to overhear the conversation.
(Dimension Warp, at RP Tower entrance)
As soon as Sonosuke opened the door, the Plasma was charged and fired this same crazy weapon, minigun, railgun and Plasma. Sentries saw Sonosuke at door, so they started firing right away.
(Generic Planes, exit of Specterwood)
I am way OP, but I will give equipment.
- Duralloy armor
- Built in weapons
- 125L fuel tank
- Built in movement systems: human legs, wheels, caterpillar treads, rotor blade, hover blade, aerofoil and rudder, walker legs
- Clock Drive, allows Overclocking
- Clocker Respawn System 35/35 HP. If not destroyed I will respawn using it after 2 turns
- Click Driver 50/50hp, a deadly driver clicking to victory until I respawn.
Mainframe health is 100 + CD and CRS 185hp. Deals randomly elemental shocking damage, immune to any status effect except shock and weak to piercing.
Sat, 06/20/2015 - 20:58
#1719
--Specterwood--
"PEOPLE DIE IF THEY ARE KILLED"
"I WILL KILL YOU TO DEATH AND THEN YOU WILL DIE"
"Well, aren't you eloquent?" Tency pointed at the ghost. "You want to kill us? Well, you can't! You're dead! ...man, that sounded better in my head."
"DEATH DEATH DEATH AHAHAHAHHAHAhAHAHHAhAHhAhAhahHhAHA- oh dear my shift key. Ahem. One second. There we go. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..."
--Specterwood, ten text boxes later--
"...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..."
"This guy makes Cait Sith seem tolerable." Tency shook her head. "Hey, can I just hit him with fire now while he's talking?"
"I'm afraid not..." Galen let out a deep sigh that would be described later in overblown, rose-tinted detail by at least twelve terrible fanfiction authors. "Are you done?"
"...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..."
"Okay. Enough of this. This next move is scripted."
Tency casts Flame I!
CONSPIRACY-GHAST took 12 damage!
"Wait, just 12 damage?!"
"It's... one of those bosses that barely has any HP, but has a ridiculous amount of defenses." Galen pointed his sword at the ghost. "I shall send you to the next life... Brace yourself, for it shall be grim for one such as you!"
"DIEDIEDIE" And thus the battle began...
CONSPIRACY-GHAST APPEARED!
--Adamant Asteroid, Station II--
That was it, that was the last straw. "YOU HEARD ME, YOU MURDERING PUKE-HEAP!"
"Eta, wait-"
Ignoring Upsilon's warnings, Eta prepared to charge when the lights, suddenly, went dark.
And not just the lights. Everything was suddenly very, very dark.
"Consume the ephemeral. Devoured alive. Thank you for the disposal system. Come again."
"WHAT NOW?!" Eta turned on her flashlight, only to barely see in front of her. What was this darkness? Eta tried to calm down...
But that freak Madeline is going to murder people for money and I can't stop it!
Okay, okay, think this through. The whole room just went dark. Priorities...
Clunk! "Bigsiswasthatyou?"
The guards were shouting orders over the radio. Upsilon accidentally came close to colliding with Alex, before hitting the wall. "Hey! Eta! Theta! Where are you?"
"This is a message from the Dread Isle. Coffee beans are the chronometer... Bloody tsunamis."
"Eta?" Upsilon said. "This is bad. That voice... that's one of the Death's Arm leaders... Sable Depths... EVERYONE! RUN!"
Run? "You didn't say that about Hivemi-"
"Just go! Get out of here!"
The guards already complied, making their way down the tunnels as fast as they could in total darkness, Madeline all but forgotten.
--Adamant Asteroid overview--
G-North (Stations I-V): Total Shadow
G-West (Stations VI-XII): Total Shadow
G-East (Main Docking Bay): 54% Shadowed
G-South (Main Shield Generators): 04% Shadowed
G-High (Main Comms Array I): Total Shadow
G-Low (Main Comms Array II): 33% Shadowed
--Adamant Asteroid, SC Guns--
((For future reference, Magnar is... basically magnet-based radar.))
"Sir, we've got an issue. Someone is trying to blow up our turrets."
"Well, deal with it! Sable Depths is here... I can't see my hand in front of my face! Give me coordinates on the nearest Death's Arm ship, soldier!"
"From the Magnar? OK. Uh... well, the green beepy thing is-"
"GREEN BEEPY THING?! Who's running this racket?!"
"Sorry, sir, that was the intern." A more hardened techie quickly passed on the Magnar readings: "Nearest visible Death's Arm vessel is... right behind that other pirate ship."
"Bro, why can't we see 'em on the Radar? Like usual?"
"Sable Depths's shadow prevents any transfer of visible light within a wide range. In order to prevent sunlight, it also blocks a wide range of nuclear wavelengths, which includes Radar; the manual radio won't work, either. We need comlinks. At least it'll probably stop those pirates from being able to see... Mining Ops, how are things?"
"Safe as we can get it! We've got the miners in a stable sector. But if they start firing, I'm not sure we can get them out with this... shadow everywhere-"
"Guys, a space worm may be running into our buildings!"
"Well, get it together! I need to find out what Sable is up to before we all die from him!"
--Starship Anasplendora--
"Impressive as ever, Sable."
"Getaway car. Getaway car. Getaway car. Getaway car."
Claymorte shook his head. "Maybe one day we'll understand what you're babbling about..."
"Devour you in the same way that you devour not you." Sable Depths... was not right in the head. And... he didn't like people. And there was the whole shadows thing. Death's Arm had trained him to do their work, but... the shadows, where did they come from? How did Sable manipulate them...
Sat, 06/20/2015 - 22:03
#1720
(("Madeline all but
(("Madeline all but forgotten" - Does that mean I caught her, she lost in darkness or that Death Arm vessel? I will post further if I will get an answer. *Installs Protocol VICTORY inside Matikclocker*))
Sun, 06/21/2015 - 07:52
#1721
((It means that the guards forgot about Madeline. Nothing else.))
Sun, 06/21/2015 - 08:22
#1722
I like Sonic Unleashed, screw you
--Dimension Warp, RP Tower--
((Still inside the Tower))
"And in comes the overpowered nutjob!" Sono spoke with anger as he ran between the barrage of bullets. He dashed back and forth across the hallway before bringing his sword upward towards CC1.
Sun, 06/21/2015 - 09:39
#1723
(Adamant Asteroid, position
(Adamant Asteroid, position unknown)
Matikclocker fell on the ground again by shockwave and activated CommCatch. This time he heard "That freak Madeline is going to murder people" and here the conversation cut off due to shadow jamming CommCatch. Matikclocker activated headlights on himself and on AutoArm, at the same time overclocking AutoArm.
Clocker called for Hicati and Energyload, but:
- Energyload crashed on Mool,
- Hicati doesn't have experience with piloting a spaceship.
So Clocker has an answer. He used Portdown to port and ship the girls to Adamant. They afterwards continued the mission.
(Dimension Warp, entrance of RP Tower)
Clocker Clone 1 didn't set up sentries inside the tower. He set up outside the tower. As soon as he saw Sonosuke with a sword, the sentries started firing, rails sniped, plasma bursted, minigun revved up so anything can stop Sonosuke from escaping.
(Overclocked Industries)
Heavyduty thought that one base is way too little. He build an incubator named V-RV "Revup" and a little home to start recruitment to an army. "Pt, check the ncubator progress!" said Heavyduty. Moderaton 4000 replied, "75% complete. First knight will appear in 2 hours."
(Mool)
Moola constructed a little battleship for Artakat to help him raid OVC Industries. She said that the base is armored, secured with a password door and contains Hail Drivers Overclocked. "Remember the strategy: Matikclocker is a sneaky robot, he or his minions can surprise you!" said Moola to Artakat. "Good luck!"
(The Generic Planes)
Clocker Clone 2 detected that the protagonist party has engaged into a battle. "Bandit guys, can I scout into Specterwood to attack them? I will save time." said CC2.
---2 hours later...---
(OVC Industries)
"Knight ready to deploy! Hold it up to overclock or release?" said Moderaton. "Release t Pt! Ths one wll ad Matkclocker wth hs msson." said Heavyduty Charge. The knight was named Fortress. Heavyduty explained Fortress the mission and ejected him to Adamant Asteroid.
---30 minutes later...---
(Adamant Asteroid, position unknown)
Fortress appeared next to Matikclocker and said, "Hi there master. My name is Private Fortress. I will aid you in a mission." Matikclocker said, "Ok man, your first issue: Go with this girl named Energyload to scout the area. Because it's dark, Energyload will activate headlights. If you find a woman speaking bit of pirate slang, catch it and bring it to me. Upon bringing the pirate named Madeline our mission is complete." said Clocker. Fortress and Energyload went looking in the darks for Madeline.
Sun, 06/21/2015 - 10:20
#1724
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
((EDIT: Ninja'd
Also as Sonosukes said, please don't post your turn in places before other players in that place get to post theirs.))
--Specterwood--
"Eh, I could care less, I'll just rapidly press enter over and over to advance dialogue," said Ailill.
"Enter?" asked Julie.
"Sorry, I didn't hear you, skipped over your dialogue by pressing enter too fast," responded Ailill.
Ailill attacked ILLUMINATI-GHAST!
ILLUMINATI-GHAST took [insert damage]!
Julie attacked CONSPIRACY-GHAST
CONSPIRACY-GHAST took [insert damage]!
--The Generic Planes--
"Wait, are you in the wrong place or something because you seem like a boss or a mini-boss or something? I mean like, you have 285 health. Maybe you escaped from our employer's dungeon whatever? You don't seem like you're any one of those, considering you don't seem to know anything about how this game works, also regular enemies from our employer have much higher stats then you, probably because they're endgame enemies, which rules out you being from there," said Bandit 1.
"Speaking of not knowing how this game works... Woah woah woah! Don't you know how this game works?" repeated Bandit 2.
"Piercing and Elemental aren't a damage type, and shock isn't a status effect unless you're talking about stun, which I'm pretty sure bosses and mini-bosses are usually immune to, suggesting you aren't a boss or mini-boss." said Bandit 1.
"Just wait patiently until they get here," said Bandit 2. "Now that I got that out of my system, why don't you go into Specterwood and see if you can sort something out with the ghosts and get a job as a mini-boss or a regular boss. I'm not sure how much health the mini-bosses or the boss might have though."
--Adamant Asteroid, Station II--
"Hold on a moment, Chaddy, where are you?"
"Here, here, OOF!" yelled the cabbage concealed in the dark. The oof was from Alex tripping over it. Suddenly, Alex disappeared in a dim flash of light, which wasn't very bright considering the darkness and the fact that the light wasn't very bright to begin with.
"Could you please hand me my staff?" asked Madeline.
"Yes, yes!" said Chaddy. Chaddy walked over to where Madeline was as best as he could (he used sounds in order to do this). Once he bumped into Madeline, he held a staff in front of him. Madeline took the staff and used to admit a faint light (it was faint due to the darkness), but the faint light was enough for her to see a little. "Well, the fact that there's a new faction here opens up new possibilities," said Madeline, "Now that they're here, I could instead blow THEM up and then make a peace treaty or whatever with this station, as long as they agree to it first, because I'm not just going to go blow them up for nothing. Where are you anyway?" Madeline held her staff in front of her moving it about in order to find the group, when she found something else, specifically a hand or claw or something (whatever Matikclocker was using to grab her). Madeline grabbed a message out of her pocket saying "I'm busy, try again later," well she thought she did but she really took her shopping list. Madeline put it in the hand or claw or whatever before moving to the side.
--Adamant Asteroid, Station II, Past--
All of a sudden, Alex appeared out of nowhere in the same place that the group originally appeared in!
"Umm, is this the past or something?" asked Alex.
"I dunno, you tell me," said past Alex.
--Adamant Asteroid, Other Place--
"[REDACTED]," said one of the space pirates. "Stolagen, get some of those echo googles." A shady space pirate then opened his bag and jumped in (he always has his bag in the same spot). A few moments later, Stolagen came out with weird googles on that allowed him to see in the dark though sounds. He located the rest of the space pirates using his googles and handed a pair to the rest of them.
--Mool--
Hicati watched them with Energyload.
--Mool, Artakat Crash Site--
The Artakat looked at Moola, who was this "MatikOverclocker v7 M-OVC-2002?" guy? The Artakat was looking for Matikclocker, though Matikclocker sounded similar to all that stuff... Instead of wasting a post making the Artakat ask Moola to clarify, we'll just pretend somehow the Artakat knows who Moola was talking about. "I am looking for him, I'm here to avenge my family and my friends AND I WON'T LET ANYONE STOP ME!" shouted the Artakat, "I would love to go over there and kill him right now, but what good would that do if he will just respawn..."
--Kurduhm, Fish Market--
((At this rate, if nobody does anything at Kurduhm, I'm just going to start making ridiculous stuff happen.))
A random fish stand grew legs and walked away.
Sun, 06/21/2015 - 13:22
#1725
(Again at Adamant Asteroid
(Again at Adamant Asteroid unknown position)
AutoArm light turned from yellow to red, indiacting something else than Madeline. "Whoops, looks like I must to try again" said Clocker. He saw here "Shopping List" on the paper, so he got enraged thinking that Madeline makes jokes about him, so he retracted his AutoArm and converted Shopping List paper to Supply List multi-use electronic device showing what to resupply. Finally he gone with Fortress. ((So you say Crazee Pi that technically Energyload is still on Mool? Ok. Let's pretend Clocker goes with Fortress.))
(Artakat Crash Site, Mool)
Moola said "He is using some device named Clocker Respawn System, if you destroy it he won't respawn unless some minion starts respawning manually. Also he isn't on Clink right now. He is on Adamant Asteroid. By the way, can you tell me the story about you?" Moola after she said that thought someone is scouting her. "One of Clocker minions might be observing us. I will give you a coded message. Send it to Matikclocker and go to Adamant." The message was "UR D34D!" which translated from leetspeek means "You're dead!"
(Mool)
Energyload started sneaking up to Artakat disguised as his best friend. She said "Hi Artakat! Im your best friend! Tell me, what thing Matikclocker did made you angry?" said Energyload disguised as a best friend of Artakat. But Artakat scanned and it was the minion of Energyload. Moola used Death Robogun to defeat Energyload. Everybody received a message:
🔥Energyload wrecked! CRS active: 18 hours to rebuild (technically 3 posts)
But Moola wrecked CRS, and Moderaton started rebuilding with Heavyduty, so respawn time is now 2 turns. Energyload has full OVC level, so the guys planned they will upgrade Energyload to Teslaload. They researched recently new Tech: Disruptor. Combining Teslaload with Matikclocker produces a special tesla laser capable of shocking/stunning and healing allies and making them indestructible with Übercharge.
(Generic Planes)
CC1 said, "Ok, I will go to Specterwood negotiate with the ghosts to be a miniboss or regular boss."
Sun, 06/21/2015 - 13:27
#1726
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
((Matikclocker, don't godmod my characters.))
Sun, 06/21/2015 - 13:35
#1727
((You mean Moola or
((You mean Moola or Energyload?
In case of Moola: Death Robogun isn't a god weapon, it's a normal gun that acts like a normal gun, but it deals lots of damage to robots.
If Energyload: Teslaload is a temporary upgrade, after she takes enough damage she will revert to Overclocked or normal.
Disruptor tech: As long as Teslaload isn't reverted, Matikclocker may use her life force to heal people. After some life force is used up Energyload is reverted to Overclocked, rendering her Disruptor Tech unusable.))
Sun, 06/21/2015 - 13:40
#1728
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
((I'm talking about the fact that you tried to control a character that wasn't yours A.K.A. the Artakat.
I dunno, maybe the proper term for it is power playing.))
Mon, 06/22/2015 - 11:53
#1729
I like Sonic Unleashed, screw you
((Okay, no. The Clocker Clone set up sentry turrets and various other weapons outside of the tower... so that it could shoot at someone who's inside the tower. Ignoring the fact that this plan is above and beyond overkill, and the impracticality of it, you said this was only so that I can't escape. Take into account that if anything hits me, I go down and everything else is then focused onto defenseless me and I die. This defeats the entire purpose of you wanting me to go back to Kurduhm and finish things there. This is, of course, ignoring that we are in the dimension between dimensions, the place that takes care of all the extra-dimensional threats to everywhere, and that you don't need your Clocker Clone here since You, the Player Matikclocker, are already here. And don't get me started on the innocents you're risking the lives of to make me play the other worlds so that You can have your characters invade and antagonize everyone.
To everyone else: if I manage to scare off potential new players, I'm not sorry.))
Fri, 06/26/2015 - 11:59
#1730
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
((Bump.))
Fri, 06/26/2015 - 12:15
#1731
((Now I will visit arcs to
((Now I will visit arcs to attempt communication. If Matikclocker will be denied, then he will deny the area! But thanks for giving hints, Sono-Forum.))
Deactivating sentries...
Sentries deactivated.
Sonosuke can freely pass and return to Kurduhm so I can visit it.
Watch out though: Kurduhm was abandoned long enough so strange things started appearing.
Fri, 06/26/2015 - 19:40
#1732
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
((How does one turn a piece of paper into an electronic device? Why does one even need a piece of paper to create an electronic device.
Also Kurduhm wasn't "abandoned," just nobody has roleplayed in it for a few months, unless you're talking about my walking fish stand.
Where are you Doctorspacebar?))
--Mool, Artakat Crash Site--
The Artakat didn't use any sort of scanner, that would be stupid when the Artakat could already tell that they were just someone in disguise just by looking at them, probably because his best friend was dead. I mean, he said he would avenge his friends and family, which implies that they're dead. (Also Energyload doesn't even know who his best friend even is.) The Artakat got in the battleship Moola gave him and left for the Adamant Asteroid. Of course, he didn't send the message just yet because that would have revealed that he was coming.
--Kurduhm, Fish Market--
An elf wizard fairy clown pixie imp appeared and talked to the walking fish stand, who was now a standing fish walk due to the fact that it was standing now and not walking. The standing fish walk agreed to help the imp pixie wizard clown elf fairy do a thing.
Sat, 06/27/2015 - 04:57
#1733
((In case of conversion
((In case of conversion paper>electronic device...
Let's say, Matikclocker could use a teleporter to send this piece of paper to OVC Industries, then Heavyduty Charge recycled the paper and let's say, he was supposed to get a little plank, but he accidentally constructed an electronic device with supply list app to keep track of supplies.
In case of Kurduhm...
I was talking about this walking fish stand. It was obvious.
In case of Doctorspacebar...
MACHINAUTS GAME REPORT: Doctorspacebar will be unable to post comments and he will post on next Sunday. Shall I remind him that we are waiting here?))
Sat, 06/27/2015 - 16:10
#1734
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
((How does one accidentally create an electronic device from a piece of paper? It's like if I was building a wooden chair and then I suddenly realized I had accidentally built mount Everest with the supplies needed to build that chair. It still doesn't answer my question about why one needs a piece of paper to build an electronic device though.
Also I'm pretty sure you can't convert a piece of paper into a plank, but I could be wrong there.
Don't notify Doctorspacebar, well at least not until the Sunday which he posts on the Machinauts thread.))
Sun, 06/28/2015 - 19:38
#1735
((I'll have something in a day or two. Sorry about all this hoopla.))
Tue, 06/30/2015 - 05:59
#1736
*gibberish intensifies*
((I accidentally submitted the post early. There will be more.))
--Specterwood--
CONSPIRACY-GHAST took 7 damage.
CONSPIRACY-GHAST took 5 damage.
Galen attacks! CONSPIRACY-GHAST took 5 damage.
CONSPIRACY-GHAST used EVIL TOOT!
Ailill took [magic damage].
Tency took 12 damage.
Julie took [magic damage].
Galen took 15 damage.
Tency uses Flame I! CONSPIRACY-GHAST took 11 damage.
"...Evil Toot?" Tency shook her head. "I mean, it'd make sense on a train boss, but... how does a humanoid ghost..."
"I'm pretty sure some of the attacks are holdovers from when this encounter was different."
--Adamant Asteroid--
Eta was already running away, and didn't care about what Madeline had to say anyway. Theta was trying her best to follow her and Upsilon.
"How... how do we..."
Boom! Something shook the tunnel. Sable Depths was firing on the complex.
"OkayIthinkit'sclearweneedtodosomethingabouthim." Theta shuddered. "ButIcan'tevenseewhereheis."
"You are all about to perish. Do as you please." Sable's voice again...
"Wait!" Theta shouted, "Soundstillworks."
"You're right." Upsilon started thinking. "Now, we need anti-spacecraft weapons, which we don't have. Eta's Rocket Launcher is out of ammo and my missiles aren't any good outside an atmospheric zone. And we need a way to get those anti-spacecraft weapons to fire at Sable's ship."
"So we'll need our own-"
BOOM! The blasts were getting more and more damaging. "-We'll need our own starfighters."
"All right. Can either of you download an area map?"
"IthinkImightbeableto..."
Sable's voice once again called out, "Antithesis. Antithesis. Antithesis. For massive damage, Agony, the Knife in the Dark."
More blasts buffeted the side of the wall. Ships or no ships, it was time to get moving. "Run!"
--Starship Anasplendora--
"Heheheheeeeh!" Claymorte watched his own scanners. "Destroy them. MAKE THEM SUFFER!"
"Commander Sable!" One of the Anasplendora's crewmen approached Sable Depths. "What should we do about the pirates?"
"Ignorance is bliss. Life as we know it will change." At the same time, Sable Depths typed "ignore them" into a small holotablet and handed it to the crewman.
"Sir, I can't see it."
Sable, slightly annoyed, flipped a switch. The crewman said, "Wait, there we go. Understood, sir. We'll ignore them unless they fire on us."
"Force has been unleashed. Suffer not the travesty."
Tue, 06/30/2015 - 11:58
#1737
((Can I post? At least in
((Can I post? At least in Adamant and RPG Arc? Or eventually OVC Industries and Dimension Warp?))
Wed, 07/01/2015 - 16:43
#1738
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
((You going to finish that post or should I post now?))
Wed, 07/01/2015 - 17:59
#1739
((I am not getting anywhere near Kurduhm yet. I'm not even sure what I'm going to do with it, or what subplots would stick around.
I had some ideas for a few arcs. One involved Sturm, who sent DeRosa, Profiteur, and Qada into Kurduhm, as well as Kurduhm's Elite Eight (not spoiling anything)- this would be closely tied with the Super Megacrossover, seeing as its instigator is Advance Wars 2's Sturm. Kefka was also connected to Sturm- but only remotely; Sturm wouldn't risk pinning very much on a total loon like Kefka after the failures of Flak, Lash and Adder in his home series. I also wanted to do some more with Plague Knight, but then Zhaver vanished (which also slammed the brakes on Severa's party).
Alas, this was put on hold because Kurduhm can't seem to go two minutes without a NEW ENEMY leaping out of nowhere, interrupting the plot, and trashing the place, prompting their military and a good portion of the heroes to fight said enemy in a protracted battle consisting of a lot of dodging and blocking, quickly forgotten "glancing blows", and moves and immunities on both sides (and this is from all of us, not pointing fingers (yet)) that reached new levels of ridiculous, all of which got real boring real fast- but then what could we do? (That's why I made Machinauts stat-based and made hit rates entirely based on RNG: it would have led to "dodge duels" otherwise, and there are a few Machinauts that I think would never even take damage.) There were also new characters introduced at a rapid rate, which by itself became exhausting.
I'm wondering if we should restart everything relating to Kurduhm, and this time, go a LITTLE slower and, most importantly, stop fighting sometimes and give a LITTLE dialogue.
That's why Madeline irritated me; she showed up out of nowhere, when I was about to show some of the plot, and it took another villain that interrupts things even more (oops) to get her to stop bothering the party. That, and running in out of nowhere with two literal vegetables and expecting to be taken seriously by a squad of armed guards and three robotic super-soldiers. Honestly, she should have been blown apart by plasma shots, or at least chased out of the room.))
Wed, 07/01/2015 - 20:50
#1740
--Dimension Warp, RP Tower--
Before Sono could get any further, he was surrounded by several guards all holding him at gunpoint. One stepped forward, a higher rank than the others on account of her gray uniform compared to their navy uniform. She raised her left hand, the guards complying and lifting their rifles. "... Sonosuke."
Sono lowered his blade in relief. "Oh, Rya, it's just you. I thought I mi-"
"What are you doing here?" Rya cut him off. "You don't have any active roleplays."
"I- oh right. I knew I forgot something. Look, I was gonna reactivate my-"
"Save it. I'll escort you myself." Sono was dumbfounded but still relieved. "Return to your stations." The other guards complied as she grabbed Sono by the arm and went back towards the lift.
"Wait, what are you doing? The exit is that way." Sono began to worry as the lift rose.
"Oh I know." Rya's cold demeanor warmed up. "I'm taking you back to NKoRP."
"What?! I didn't-" By the time he came up with the rest of his sentence, they were already at the rebuilt door. Rya nearly shoved him in before he could say anymore.
"Happy roleplaying." She grinned before slamming the door.
((I'm back? Question mark?
I think a reset in Kurduhm may be necessary. The fighting has seriously gotten out of hand. While I initially put most of the blame on DocSpace, when I left, I realized I had a bigger hand in the ridiculousness of them, so now I blame myself more than anyone else.
That's one of the reasons why I didn't want to come back. The others were that I didn't have any idea of where I was going with the fights I was in and, more recently, if I did come back, Matik would have decided to start up new fights or at the very least antagonize everyone there.))
Thu, 07/02/2015 - 12:06
#1741
((Nope, I won't antagonize
((Nope, I won't antagonize the characters in Kurduhm and no fights will take place.))
(Arc control panel)
CHOOSE ARC:
- Kurduhm (Sonosuke) <-
- Overclocked (Matikclocker)
- Adamant Asteroid (Doctorspacebar, eventually Crazee Pi)
- RPG (Doctorspacebar and Crazee Pi)
- Dimension Warp (Everybody except Doctorspacebar)
KURDUHM - CHOOSE OPTION
- Restart arc (Back to beginning of the arc) <-
- Terminate arc (Deletes the arc)
- Manage characters (BLOCKED)
- Change name
- Create sub-arc (Creates an arc inside arc)
Are you sure you want to restart Kurduhm? The storyline will be restarted and characters will be reset to originals. Everything collected will be gone. Are you really sure? ((Waiting for Sonosuke to answer, if you want to restart then we can do it.))
(Dimension Warp)
"My job is done here. Disengaging protocol and teleporting out..."
After a while Clocker Clone teleports out.
(Adamant Asteroid)
Matikclocker notices an spaceship near the area he and Fortress are entering, so Clocker activated TURBO to catch up with the rest of the party. When he got to the rest he shouted "INNNNCOMINNNNG!" After a while TURBO deactivated and our belowed robo-knight with Fortress stopped near Eta. "Hi there!" said Matikclocker, "Good morning people. What's up with your fortress?" said Fortress. While saying that Matikclocker thought "And the reaction."
(Somewhere in Specterwood)
Clocker Clone neared protagonist party to talk with them.
(Clink, OVC Industries)
Heavyduty Charge built Diesel, a town where every character created via V-RV "Revup" can settle in. Also Heavyduty Charge used OVC Employee Control Panel to use Emergency Teleport on Hicati. ((Is emergency teleport is also power playing?)) "Gomand explore the base." said Heavyduty.
(Revup (V-RV))
Carbon6 appeared.
((Maybe I should restrict character creation to 1 knight per month? This makes Doctorspacebar catch up with us.))
(Clink, Diesel)
Carbon6 settled in a little residence and colored his home carbon. ((Carbon is orange and black))
Then he came to OVC Industries to research new tech.
(Artakat Crash Site, Mool)
Moola returned to her castle.
(Moola's castle)
Moola checked on Artakat's progress.
"You must to be silent when attacking Matikclocker. He has weapon called Subatomic Machine Cannon and his employees keep on researching new technologies so act quick and silent or you will be dead" said Moola to Artakat through comlink.
Thu, 07/02/2015 - 14:14
#1742
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
((By reset Kurduhm do you mean like go back to the very beginning when Profiteur brought the group into Kurduhm and skip whatever fights that are still there that we've already done or go back to a certain point after that and continue off from there.
I'm honestly kind of tempted to make the wizard pixie fairy clown imp elf and the standing fish walk somehow wind up in exile where Plague Knight is, though they'll probably do nothing to contribute to the dialogue and plot considering they're just there for silly antics.
I'll try to give some warning like a post before a new villain or random boss appears. Hopefully that should make things better so it's less suddenly interrupting.
@Matikclocker It should be more like every X posts you make.))
Thu, 07/02/2015 - 14:19
#1743
((Reset means go back to very
((Reset means go back to very beggining, Flashback means reverting to a certain point and start off here.
Knights from Revup create every 10 posts.))
Thu, 07/02/2015 - 14:21
#1744
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
((@Matikclocker I was talking to Doctorspacebar there about resets, not you.))
Fri, 07/03/2015 - 10:31
#1745
@CrazeePi Will you post?
@CrazeePi Will you post?
Fri, 07/03/2015 - 12:14
#1746
I like Sonic Unleashed, screw you
You can wait, you know.
Fri, 07/03/2015 - 16:50
#1747
((@Pi: Yep, that's what I mean by "reset Kurduhm". And thanks, a warning will do nicely.))
Fri, 07/03/2015 - 19:15
#1748
I like Sonic Unleashed, screw you
--RP Tower, Sector 89295--
"You need confirmation from all players of an arc before you can do anything... Matik, right?" Sono moved over to the console before crossing his arms. "What say you, Doctor? Pipipi?"
Sat, 07/04/2015 - 06:49
#1749
Reset Kurduhm? Yeah.
Reset Kurduhm? Yeah. 1(2)/4people voted yes.
Sat, 07/04/2015 - 07:26
#1750
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
Whoops, double post.
Real post is in the next page.
((You also can't say any of your attacks hit.
I was also kind of going for a Dimension Warp mini-arc, but not in that way.))
--Dimension Warp, RP Tower--
Sono-Forum jumps and weaves through the spray of bullets before reaching the lift. However, several guards are waiting at the lift. "Freeze, roleplayer!"
((Let's wait for Pi to return before posting anything else.))