((Can I post or wait for DSB to post?
But regardless if Doctorspacebar says yes or no, then Kurduhm will be reset. Unless we require permission from every person.))
A new kind of roleplaying game
Sat, 07/04/2015 - 08:14
#1752
((Can I post or wait for DSB
Sat, 07/04/2015 - 14:58
#1753
Hypocrisy at its finest
((We don't need permission from every player, only the ones who are participating in said arc. And yes, wait for him.
You don't have to post after every other reply, just wait for the others to respond and then you can say something.))
--RP Tower, Sector 89295--
"Excuse me while I go and punch something." Sono steps out the room. A loud banging is soon heard, followed by what sounds like arguing before Sono walks back inside.
"Hey! I'm not done wi-" He then proceeds to slam the door on Rya.
Sat, 07/04/2015 - 20:57
#1754
--RP Tower, Sector 89302--
Doc repeatedly mashed the 'confirm' button. "Reset it! Reset it!"
--Specterwood--
CONSPIRACY-GHAST took 6 damage.
CONSPIRACY-GHAST was banished!
The party gained 20 EXP!
You found 1 Sil. It was probably there before. (Come on, since when do ghosts have money?)
The Conspiracy-Ghast dropped Durandull!
Tency gasped. "Can it be... Durandal? The famous, legendary sword?" She pointed at the sword. "Equip it! It's got unbelievable powait a minute." Tency looked at 'Durandal''s actual name. "Durandull? Wait, it's only got one point of attack! A Wooden Dagger does more damage than this crap!" Yep, they'd just gotten the obligatory Fake Legendary Sword. Durandal now followed in the footsteps of Excalibur, Tesyus, and Mystletainn, in that it had a shoddy knockoff based on it...
"Maybe it's got an effect we don't know about?" Galen shrugged. "May be worth a try. I use Katanas, it's not my style... perhaps Ailill can try it out?"
"I don't know..."
--Adamant Asteroid--
"Wait, can you breathe in space?"
"I don't think he can breathe in space." Upsilon shook his head. "Not unassisted. But..."
"AreamapdownloadeditshouldbeonyourUIinfivefourthreetwoonethere."
Eta and Upsilon now had access to a public map of the Asteroid. "All right, Docking Bay, this way. They've probably got some kind of biosuits available in case you need to breathe in space." Eta carefully lead the group down the halls, navigating by a map she could barely see.
--Kurduhm, Fountain Square--
"Waaaaargh!"
Erk hurtled down the road, catching himself and bruising his hands. His robes were disheveled and half his body was sore, but at least everyone stopped shooting at him.
And then something fell on his head. A... green dress?
"...Whoever just dropped that on my head, this is a robe. I do not wear dresses, thank you." Erk stood up, lifting the sudden article of clothing from nowhere off of his head, wondering where Serra we-
"INCOMING!"
Erk turned around, just in time to see Serra hurtling towards him, inadvertently knocking them both on the ground. Erk winced as he fell to the ground yet again.
"This isn't my day."
First the whole mess with that Sheogorath lunatic (Erk admitted he underestimated his foe...), then the nonsense with those space monsters and that weird galactic psycho theocrat. Now it seemed like he was a magnet for-
"GANGWAAAAAY!"
-teleporter nonsense. Rick flew right over both of their heads, sliding on the asphalt with his shovel and spraying pebbles all over the back of Erk's head.
"Phew!" Serra wiped sweat off of her head. "Well, we're not dead. That's good news." One of Serra's ponytails was undone, and her face was covered in sweat.
"Barely. That Inquisitor was packing some firepower." Erk tried to stand up. "Ah, Serra? You... appear to be on top of my left leg."
"Oh. Sorry about that." Serra climbed off Erk's leg, allowing them both to stand up. "All right, now to- ow!" Serra grimaced. "I think I pulled something..."
Erk raised up his hands. "It's probably best to find some medical attention."
"Bros! Where's Engie?"
"...Hats. Hats are good." Engie climbed out of a building, his helmet slightly dented, Super Sentry ambling behind him. "So... whew. What all do we do now?"
Erk noticed something. "Profiteur's Warehouse is over there. But first, where's everyone else?"
Sun, 07/05/2015 - 01:00
#1755
(RP Tower, sector
(RP Tower, sector 89302)
"Kurduhm reset successful." said the Control Panel.
(OVC Industries)
"WARNING - ASTEROID - STRUCK - CLINK!" said Moderaton.
"Stupd asterod struck Clnk?" said Heavyduty.
Then Moderaton said "INTRUDER ALERT - PICKLE - KING - NEAR BASE"
"Pckle Kng near base?!" said Heavyduty Charge.
Heavyduty ran to place where asteroid was.
Meanwhile Carbon6 said, "You are on planet Clink and I am here because I work here. This place is named Overclocked Industries and I am the analyst of OVC Industries. I research tech."
Then Heavyduty came to crash site and said, "Don't know what are you lookng for, but you aren't allowed to stay here. Please go somewhere else, as long as you aren't n Overclocked Ndustres area."
Heavyduty Charge returned to OVC and constructed a Clocker Clone. Then Heavyduty ejected CC to Kurduhm. ((Don't worry Sono, he won't start a fight.))
(Specterwood)
Clocker Clone headed to place where party is.
"Morning dear people!" said Clocker Clone.
"I came here to talk. I am sent by OVC Industries from other arc to explore this area. I heard that bandits at end of Specterwood have about 63 health. I say this because I am the master of infiltration. My weapons are explosive. My primary is Subatomic Machine Cannon, secondary is Rocket Multilauncher and my special is Overclock, which can be used to upgrade myself and allies."
(Adamant Asteroid)
Matikclocker blinked using headlights.
"Hi there! I am still here!" said Clocker.
Fortress feeled like someone was hunting Matikclocker.
(Near Kurduhm)
((Let's just say that CC was ejected to a wrong location and was escorted to Kurduhm.))
A spaceship appeared near the area of Kurduhm. On it was written "Megajet" and "Matik Co. We Fight Fiends and Bring In Doom" which meant that the Megajet is the property of Matik Co. A crate fell and landed near Kurduhm. It was the Clocker Clone. He was sent for a mission to spy around. ((Since Kurduhm was reset then OVC needs to gather information.))
(Kurduhm, Fountain Square)
Clocker Clone hides in the bushes and is spying the square.
Sun, 07/05/2015 - 07:58
#1756
Wrong sector, guys
((Oh wow, it's actually been so long since we've been in Kurduhm, I've forgotten what happened there since I left. Well, I'm gonna be doing different things instead, so it doesn't matter. Who was the monarch or archduke or whatever of Kurduhm, again?
In other news))
--Floralia, Tundra Place--
Orange skid to a halt, almost causing Joe to slam into him. "Oh... Kine? I'm, uh, not the same Kirby you may know. We're a whole species, and I'm just one of them. Call me Orange."
"Hey, Kine." Joe points a thumb at his chest. "I'm Joe. And that's Samantha." He then pointed at her. "We're kind of in a hurry, King Dedede's been kidnapped. Wanna join us?"
Thu, 07/16/2015 - 12:43
#1757
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
((Sorry for a bit of a late response.
EDIT: Probably unnecessary bump.))
--Specterwood--
"Maybe if I use it enough it will randomly turn into Durandal," said Ailill,"just a thought. It doesn't matter that much that it has such low attack anyway since I'm supposed to tank."
Aillill equipped Durandull!
Ailill then turned towards the Clocker Clone. "I think it's a bit early in the game for robots," said Ailill, "I mean, I read the wiki and there aren't any robots until late-game, also I think you should use more diverse characters considering all you use in other 'arcs' are clones of yourself, but it's alright if you don't, just the guy who's writing my dialogue's opinion."
"Yeah, plus he's not even a master of infiltration, we literally just talked to him," said Bandit 1. Ailill looked around but saw nothing.
"Isn't the point of infiltration to find out information about the enemy?" asked Bandit 2.
"No man, I looked it up on google, apparently it's when water on the surface enters soil," said Bandit 1, "plus he got the numbers wrong as we have 68 health."
"Where are you?" asked Ailill.
"We're in the generic planes that appear after Specterwood, obviously," said Bandit 1.
"Why do you even care about us anyway? We're just generic encounter enemies. We aren't even important to the story in anyway," said Bandit 2.
"Umm, ok..." said Ailill, "Anyway I think we should vote on whether or not we should let him join, Julie?"
"I don't care," said Julie.
"Tency? Galen?" said Ailill.
((I'll let Doctorspacebar decide on this one.))
--Adamant Asteroid--
"I'm sure I'll be fine," said Alex. Alex put two platforms down next to some ice he spawned with the ice rod before putting a safe down on said platforms. He then pulled out several potions before breaking the safe causing it to go back into his inventory. Alex drank a purple potion and began falling up.
Meanwhile, the Artakat sent Moola's "UR D34D" message to Matikclocker. The Artakat waited for Matikclocker to begin reading it. The Artakat would then thrust an energy spear at Matikclocker's back right after Matikclocker read UR but before he read D34D.
--Kurduhm, Fountain Square--
((I don't remember what characters I had at the beginning of Kurduhm, so...))
Dejna and Hiasae were meanwhile walking around. Nothing else to say here.
--Kurduhm, Fountain Square, Bushes--
A laughing sound was heard nearby. This came from the Inkling, whom I still don't have a name for, before being interrupted by a shoe hitting her face. "Sorry," she said to the Clocker Clone before going back into the ink puddle on the wall which she came from.
--Exile--
The Running Fish Jump and the pixie fairy imp clown wizard elf ran into Exile before doing a little dance around plague knight, which somehow caused a portal to appear. This portal appeared to lead to a giant white field, but perhaps there was something else there.
((Note that once you go in this portal you can't go back until Plague Knight defeats a certain something.))
--Clink--
"But how did you get here?" asked Pickle-Lord, "Perhaps somehow thy escape pod missed Cradle completely and you were stranded in space, stuck in thy escape pod for days, before you finally landed here and slowly built up this place and thy annoying robot while at the same time fending off beasts of kinds you have never seen. Truly the act of a brave knight like myself."
"But sir, didn't they say-" said Charles the devilite.
"Now now Squire Charles, don't interrupt me," said Pickle-Lord
"You're brilliant sir," said Charles.
"Thank you Squire Charles," said Pickle-Lord, before turning back towards Carbon6. "I just realized I haven't asked thy name yet, so, what is thy name?"
--Floralia, Tundra Place--
"Well, it's not like *sniffle* the last time I've played with Kirby was about *sniffle* 17 years ago..." said Kine sounding disappointed, "But sure, I'll help you." Kine waited for somebody to ride him, but it was likely that such a thing wouldn't happen considering in order to ride him you had to get in his mouth.
Thu, 07/16/2015 - 22:13
#1758
I like Sonic Unleashed, screw you
I thought we should bring this back, so
Waiting on Doc
Fri, 07/17/2015 - 18:41
#1759
((Don't worry, I should be able to post more frequently now.
Also, as of this point, Erk and Serra are engaged (I remember establishing this way back when that knight was running around)))
--Specterwood--
"A master infiltrator?" Tency nodded and smiled. "We could use that."
"I don't know. Why would a master infiltrator approach us to join our side? It seems suspicious."
"Everything would seem suspicious, but this is a JRPG. We'll be fine."
Galen shrugs. "Fine, take him."
However, as soon as Ailill equips Durandull, a CONSPIRACY-GHAST appears!
"HA HA HA HA HA! YOU EQUIPPED THE FALSE HOLY SWORD DURANDULL! NOW YOU ARE UNPREPARED TO FIGHT ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"
"Are you going to take a hundred years to finish laughing too?"
"NO. I'M DONE. NOW DIE!!!"
CONSPIRACY-GHAST emerges!
--Adamant Asteroid--
"Hey, I think there's a space fighter here."
The docking bay was reached with ease. Upsilon had just bumped into an empty starfighter. "Anyone in there? We need a ride."
"Bioscansindicatenolifeformsinside."
"OK! All aboard- oof!" Eta bumped into the side of the fighter. "Hey, Upsilon, where's the door?"
"A bit to the right? Wait, wait." Upsilon started producing a beeping noise. "Follow the beeping. The door is right there."
--Exile--
Plague Knight was bored.
What's-his-face wasn't doing anything, and it would be a while yet before his fight with Shovel Knight in the Explodatorium. And where were Ashley and Red and that... stupid guy?
Then the strange things showed up. Plague Knight leapt to his feet. "About TIIIIIME! What's-his-face hasn't been around here in AGES. Heeee! So what are you-" Before Plague Knight could finish his question, the running fish and the... unidentifiable vaguely fey creature disappeared into a portal.
"Heee! Is this a path into the faerie realm? Or some other mysterious place I haven't done experiments in?" Plague Knight started cackling aloud. "HEEEEEEE! All righty, then! I'll follow you in there. For SCIENCE!"
And with that, Plague Knight leapt haphazardly into the portal...
--Kurduhm, Fountain Square--
((@Pi: I think you had the main protagonist from Child of Light?))
"Ah! So ze teleportation was a bit off. I hope zis has not harmed you too much?"
Erk shrugged. "I've had worse." Between the wounds he took fighting against the underlings of Lundgren, Darin, and Nergal, all the Minecraft nonsense, a robot spy disguised as Konata Izumi blasting him in the leg with a revolver, a harrowing escape from Aperture Science, and all the nonsense with Sheogorath and Warhammer 40K, Erk had indeed had worse. "However, I'm rather tired-"
Erk felt Serra lean against his side, and a glance showed that she was half-asleep from exhaustion. "-and so is Serra. Is it all right if we retire for the night?"
"Eh." Engineer shrugged. "I guess I'm feelin' a little sore. Anywhere for me to take a nap?"
"Ah, but of course!" Profiteur gestured toward the warehouse. "Zere are beds in ze basement."
"Man, I can rock all night long! WOOO!" Rick pumped his fist. "So, Profitude, anything I can do solo?"
"Of course zere is. I will discuss it a little later. Until zen, I suggest you explore Kurduhm- and careful with zat rocket launcher. Ze rocket jump is understood here, but it is not polite to use on a fancy street, no?"
"No problem, Profitude."
Erk stumbled into the building, leading a half-asleep Serra to the beds. Engie followed them, with his Super Sentry by his side. Rick walked off, pumping his fist and shouting about adventure.
"All right, Qada, I know you're getting impatient!"
"What's the big idea, Profiteur?" The corpulent Salve-Maker Qada quit leaning against a building and approached Profiteur. "We don't have time for this, you know. The word is, Einheria's due to recover from that business back in Eternia in a week. And you know she'll want to cause problems!"
"Ah, not to worry, Qada." Profiteur smiled. "The Rose's plan is coming together in time for zis. In ze meantime, I had business in zat theocracy. All a part of my plan, but I'm done in there."
"Perfect!" Qada laughed aloud. "Sturm's going to be pleased when he hears of our work. I can't wait to see the look on that stupid Dark Knight's face!"
"Speaking of zat. How is zat going along?"
Qada let out a low, chilling laugh. "Oh, it's going marvelously. Sturm will be pleased! And we'll 'get a raise' for sure! Ha ha ha ha-"
"Ah, good, good." Profiteur shrugged. "But don't laugh like zat, Qada. People may get the wrong idea, no?"
Qada shook his head. "Fine. You try coming to a breakthrough like this and not losing a little self-control..."
Fri, 07/17/2015 - 21:44
#1760
I like Sonic Unleashed, screw you
((Most posts of mine are gonna have me screwing around in our RP sector. Feel free to respond, but don't feel obligated to, you can easily answer in the double parentheses.))
--RP Tower, Sector 89295--
"I'd like to point out that the Pink Kirby tells the others about all his adventures," Sono said from his corner, "so most of them would know who his partners are. At least, those who remember the stories."
--Kurduhm, Capitol Building--
A raven with red-tipped wings can be seen soaring towards the Capitol Building. It lands behind the building, out of sight from any curious eyes, before shifting into a black-haired woman, seemingly in her twenties. The woman wears a gray blouse with red accents, black pants that are notably tight however don't restrict her movements, and a black coat that ends in red just above her ankles. She walks towards the front entrance to the guards outside.
--Floralia, Tundra Place--
"Alright, er..." Joe was confused by Kine's behavior. He leaned over to Orange. "Why is he just standing there?"
"Oh?" Orange took a few seconds. "Oh! I think he wants someone to ride in him."
"Wait, In him?"
"Well if you don't want to, then I will." Orange half-climbed, half-jumped into Kine's mouth, not knowing what exactly to expect. "... Hm. Feels kind of cozy."
Fri, 07/24/2015 - 01:41
#1761
(Adamant Asteroid)"RIGHT
(Adamant Asteroid)
"RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" screamed Fortress.
Matikclocker turned just to find the Artakat attempting to backstab him.
Clocker quickly grabbed the Energy Saber and shook violently.
"Are you trying to backstab me?" said Clocker.
Matikclocker activated component named BrainVac to read in Artakat's mind.
"I assume that I didn't kill your friends and family, even in the future. But if you resided Blaster Asteroid then blame Energyload. She detonated the asteroid."
"How dare you!" shouted Energyload.
"Fortress, fortify my back." ordered Matikclocker.
Then he saw a message written in leetspeek.
"You're dead? You know what? You will have only 1 minute to live since you sent that message!" said Matikclocker to Artakat.
Then Matikclocker prepared the Subatomic Machine Cannon and started firing at the Artakat.
(OVC Industries)
"My name is Dr. Carbon Fiber, AKA Carbon 6. I was born on Clink, from a machine called V-RV Re-"
Then Carbon6 was interrupted by Heavyduty Charge.
"No way! Don't know what are you lookng for, but nether Carbon nor me wll gve you the detaled nformaton about our machnes. Get out of ths area or wll order to catapult you away!"
"Heavyduty, calm down! Maybe there are for friendly purposes? Let me ask them...
You are named Pickle Lord and that guy next to you is Charles, right? For what purpose you came to Clink?"
(OVC Industries, inside base)
Moderaton 4000: "UNIDENTIFIED-ARC! SENDING CLOCKER CLONE..."
Another Clocker Clone appears and is ejected to Dreamland Arc.
(Kurduhm, Fountain Square bushes)
"Sweet. My hideout was broken. I need to find another location." said Clocker Clone.
Clocker Clone uses rocket jump to hide on the roof.
(Floralia, Tundra Place)
Clocker Clone hides inside a tree and is spying the characters.
(Specterwood)
"You won't regret the choice! By the way I am not only for infiltration, but for front-line combat." said Clocker Clone, preparing the
SMC and RocketMultilauncher.
"Let's fight!"
Clocker Clone attacks CONSPIRACY-GHAST with SMC!
CONSPIRACY-GHAST takes [insert damage] damage!
(Matik Co. Recruitment Station)
((Here is another story arc called Matik Co. Arc.))
"Good morning and welcome to Matik Co. We fight fiends and bring in doom. How can I help you?" said Nanonizer.
"I want to tell matik2002 that he is the biggest liar in the world" said some unknown voice.
After Nanonizer heard "the biggest liar" he hanged up.
Nanonizer went to matik2002's relax room.
(Matik Co. Matik2002's room)
"Good morning master." said Nanonizer while bowing in front of matik2002.
"Who called and for what purpose?" said matik2002.
"Some stupid guy which wanted to tell you that you lie continuously" said Nanonizer thinking he will stand and go to that person.
"Ah, ignore it, it's Sunday. You don't need to hurry, just relax and set the phone option to "Auto-reject every dial tone" for maximum relaxation." said matik2002.
Wed, 07/22/2015 - 03:45
#1762
Nano, nano, nano.
Nano! Wait, I mean... Matikclocker posted his turn.
Mon, 07/27/2015 - 17:16
#1763
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
((I'm going to be on vacation for a while. Just letting everyone know.
EDIT: I'm bumping this put of sheer boredom despite the fact that it hasn't been that long.))
--Adamant Asteroid--
A new message was sent to Matikclocker, this one reading "I think it'll be the other way around." The Artakat's energy spear turned into an energy shield which they used to block the bullets. They then shot a plasma grapple out of their other hand at Matikclocker in order to try to grab on to them
--Adamant Asteroid, SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE--
Alex landed on the bottom of the ship. He then began searching around for a possible entrance.
--Specterwood--
"Well then, let me finish for you," said Ailill, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." Ailill looked over at Tency. "Sorry."
Ailill attacked ILLUMINATI-GHAST!
ILLUMINATI-GHAST took [insert damage]!
Julie attacked CONSPIRACY-GHAST!
CONSPIRACY-GHAST took [insert damage]!
--Exile, Strange Portal--
...Only to suddenly begin falling in an infinite white void where nothing exists, and of course because of this Plague Knight was probably going to die of starvation, unless of course I'm just hinting at something random appearing and saving Plague Knight, of course, that would never happen because nothing exis-
SUDANLY A WILD FLATING HOUZE APARED TO SAV PLAG KNIGHT WOH DIDNT SE DAT ONE COMIN
*Ahem* Plague Knight was right now on a direct course towards the roof of said floating house. Plague Knight would likely survive the fall, but it would probably be better if he does something to slow himself down.
--Kurduhm, Fountain Square--
((I would have expected Erk and Serra to recognize Dejna from before, but whatever.
I can't think of anything to do without introducing a new character, and I'd rather not do so right now.))
--Floralia, Tundra Place--
((I just realized that it might have been a bad idea to have Kine join due to the fact that I can't do any dialogue with him while somebody is riding him, and riding him is the whole point of having him around. Maybe I'll have him leave at some point and replaced with another animal from Dreamland 3, or maybe something that's not ridable.))
"So are we going now?" asked Samantha. Kine started hopping towards the tower or whatever the group was going to before the break with Orange in his mouth.
--Clink--
"That's simple, you see I- HEY WAIT A MOMENT, I never said my name, and I don't any Knights here to give birth to thou, clearly this can only be the work of BLACK MAGIC, and the only one I know to use thy vile BLACK MAGIC is the foul Knight known as SUPER-SUSPICIOUS-SNAKES." Pickle-Lord raised his sword and pointed it towards Carbon6. "Well thou cannot fool me with thy foul alts made out of BLACK MAGIC Suspicious Snakes! As many have said before me, ONE V ONE ME THOU VILE SCRUB!"
Tue, 07/28/2015 - 19:21
#1764
HANGIN BY OUR FINGERS FROM A MOUNTAIN
--Adamant Asteroid--
((How is he seeing? Sable Depths caused a bunch of darkness everywhere.))
"Alex? Alex!" Eta scanned for Alex's location. "Alex! ...Did he just jump onto their ship?"
"He..." Theta gasped. "Heactuallydidit."
"All right! Hit the ignition and make it to where he is!"
"Sure thing! Now where... OK, that's the wheel... Ah ha. I've got this." Using a claw attachment, Eta manipulated the fighter's controls so that it would move close to where Alex was showing up on Magnar. Ideally, it would slow down to a near stop just outside.
--Adamant Asteroid, Starship Anasplendora--
"Commander! Someone's on the outside of the ship!"
"Stones echo words. The home burns again." The meaning of Sable's words was as incomprehensible as ever.
Claymorte was more concise. "Activate the EMP shielding! Cut off their power!"
"Sir, when I say someone, I mean a person. Without any oxygen gear!"
Claymorte gasped. Someone was breathing in space? And they got up to the Anasplendora's hull without being killed? "W-well, what are you waiting for?! Get the jet fighters out there and take him out!"
"But the hull-"
"DO IT!" Claymorte bellowed.
Sable Depths nodded. "Other White Meat Casserole. Indecision is a key."
--Specterwood--
Ailill landed a Critical Hit! CONSPIRACY-GHAST took 12 damage.
CONSPIRACY-GHAST took 6 damage.
CONSPIRACY-GHAST took 5 damage.
Tency casts Flame I!
CONSPIRACY-GHAST took 13 damage.
Galen attacks!
CONSPIRACY-GHAST took 5 damage.
CONSPIRACY-GHAST casts Shadow IX!
Not enough MP.
Tency snickered at the poorly-thought-out bug. "Shadow NINE? I'm pretty sure spells only go up to three or four in this game."
"Hey, I heard this was operating on D&D rules. Sue me. Err, I mean, GUAHAHAHAHAHA! A MINOR SETBACK!"
--Strange Portal... place?--
"Ooooooh!" Plague Knight detonated a Flask Bomb at his feet to slow his fall, landing as gracefully as Plague Knight's landings can be called. "A house in the middle of nowhere? This must be... THE MYTHICAL FEYMARCH! Heeeee! The opportunity for SCIENCE is... it's... STAGGERIIIIING!"
Completely unaware that this probably wasn't the mythical Feymarch, Plague Knight jumped down to the house's front door and rapped on it twice. "Open up! Science here! HEEEEE!"
--Kurduhm, Profiteur's Warehouse - Guest Suite--
"Guest suite." Profiteur's Warehouse didn't have a very big place to rest, and it certainly paled before some of the places they'd been able to rest.
Erk shrugged. It worked.
"All right. Good night." Erk and Serra each climbed into a bed as the Super Sentry rolled into the room behind the Engineer.
"Heh. They musta been goin' all day." The Engineer shrugged. "All righty, Sentry. Can ya tell me your specs?"
"YES, SIR." The Sentry threw an instruction manual forward, and the Engineer caught it mid-flight. "TURN TO PAGE 22."
--Kurduhm, Fountain Square--
Profiteur heard a rocket jump, and let out a sigh. "What did I just say to ze guy? Lay off ze rocket jumping..."
Unbeknownst to Profiteur, Rick launched himself out of a blue portal onto the roof (without rockets). "PLAYIN' BY OUR OWN RULES, NAA-NAA-NAAH, HANGIN' BY OUR FINGERS FROM A MOUNTAIN! Da da da DA DAAH-" Rick paused his ridiculous "theme song" when he noticed another robot had jumped up on the rooftops. "YEAH! Another adventure enthusiast in this city!" Rick pointed his Portal Gun at a distant skyscraper. "All right, let's go! To that building! Jump like the ground is BOILING ACID LAVA!" Rick promptly shot a few portals- one at the side of the adjacent building and one off in the distance- before leaping into the first portal without regard for how good an idea it was.
Tue, 07/28/2015 - 20:51
#1765
I like Sonic Unleashed, screw you
((Doc, you're missing the Capitol Building))
Wed, 07/29/2015 - 17:55
#1766
((Oops.))
--Kurduhm, Capitol Exterior--
"I'm tellin' you, Rhomyg looks a whole lot like a crook. He doesn't respond to anything anyone's saying about him and all his ads are just him talking crap about the other candidates!"
"Eh, still, I like his policies." The second of four door guards shrugged. "In particular, I like how he's finally loosening up on those cafeteria food regulations. They hardly feed those kids!"
"True, and I'd love for someone to change 'em around, but Rhomyg seems more like the type to just ride out the term golfing!"
"Are you sure we should be talking politics out here?" The third guard said. "I was pretty sure we weren't supposed to endorse one candidate or the other."
The fourth guard poked the third on the shoulder and motioned toward the lady that was approaching the building. The third guard promptly spoke up. "Ahem, excuse me, ma'am. Welcome to the Kurduhm Capitol Building. Please proceed to Reception." The guards pointed inside toward the receptionist's counter.
Thu, 07/30/2015 - 01:07
#1767
((You screwed up
((You screwed up Matikclocker's attack. You forgot about him.))
Thu, 07/30/2015 - 16:17
#1768
((I didn't. If you look, there are three attacks: Ailill's Critical Hit, and two more hits which were left without names. These correspond to Matikclocker and Julie, respectively. Matikclocker dealt 6 damage.
Admittedly I made a mistake in not mentioning who caused what damage, which worked when Pi was the only one involved and thus the damage not dealt by entities I created was only from two sources, but appears to no longer be suitable.))
Sat, 08/01/2015 - 06:45
#1769
((I see Sono didn't post. Oh
((I see Sono didn't post. Oh well, I may do this...))
(Dimension Warp, RP Sector 820115)
"Matik Co. Arc involves Matik2002 and his team travelling to various games like Robocraft or Spiral Knights for having fun or for fighting fiends. That's why their slogan is We Fight Fiends and Bring In Doom." said Matikclocker looking at Sono-Forum.
(OVC Industries)
"WHAAAAAT?!" shouted Carbon 6. "You don't have LOGIC, I will use LOGIC to LOGICALLY describe everything."
Carbon thinked for a while, lowered the Pickle-Lord's sword and started explaining.
"I never revealed my name - You should sometimes tell what's your name, don't be shy!
I don't have any Knights to give birth to you - I can be born from anything, a plant, an animal or even a machine!
Black Magic - Nope, nope, nope. It is LOGIC not BLACK MAGIC.
Super-Suspicious-Snakes - I am not affiliated with that guy in any way. I even don't know who is he! Oh, and DISCLAIMER."
Carbon 6 pulled out a piece of paper, where is written...
Any person working in OVC Industries has affiliation with Matikclocker. Neither employee in OVC Industries isn't affiliated with no other person than Matikclocker and his pack in any way.
Anybody not working here pretending that one employee is affiliated with somebody else will get out even faster than it takes to read the whole disclaimer about affiliations. Actually you've already got ejected.
"Foul alts - I am ORIGINAL, and as I said before I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH SUSPICIOUS SNAKES IN ANY WAY.
One v One - I don't want to fight with you as there is no set reason why. DISCLAIMER."
Carbon pulled another piece of paper.
Threatening employees in OVC Industries is strictly prohibited.
People forcing battles without a reason will be pursued by Matikclocker.
"See? Now I will call Matikclocker to tell that you threatened me."
Carbon 6 dialled Matikclocker, which was still in action.
(Adamant Asteroid, Station 2)
Matikclocker ceased fire. Then he avoided the Plasma Grapple and walked up to the Artakat.
"I assume that the Subatomic Machine Cannon was only the impulse. Let's try again."
Then Matikclocker was full of joy.
"Hi! I am Matikclocker, a battle robot with big battle capabilities!"
Then he quickly got sad.
"First of all, WHAT I DID TO YOU?! I AM HERE TO PROTECT THE WORLD!
WHY YOU TREAT ME IN THAT WAY???"
Energyload and Fortress watched how Matikclocker attempted to get the Artakat's respect.
After a while Matikclocker got a dial tone from Carbon 6.
-----PHONE DIALOGUE STARTED-----
Carbon: Hi Matikclocker
Clocker: Yo what's up?
Carbon: Some unknown thingy broke two OVC disclaimers
Clocker: What's his name?
Carbon: Pickle-Lord
Clocker: Anybody with him?
Carbon: Charles
Clocker: What disclaimers broke?
Carbon: Pretending that I am affiliated with Super-Suspicious-Snakes and that I use black magic, threatening me
Clocker: Keep him in place as long as you can, I am coming.
Carbon: Ok, bye
-----PHONE DIALOGUE ENDED-----
Matikclocker, Energyload and Fortress went back to Clink, eventually forgeting about the mission to kidnap Madeline.
(Back to Clink)
Matikclocker and his squad landed on Clink. Then they proceeded to Carbon 6 and Pickle-Lord.
"Hey you, Mr. Pickle! What did you want to do with Carbon?" asked Matikclocker.
Energyload looked angrily at Pickle-Lord. She just waited until she can power up and become Teslaload.
Fortress came to Pickle-Lord.
"I also was born from a machine and we are affiliated with MATIKCLOCKER!!!" shouted Fortress to insert this message into Pickle-Lord's mind. "What did you want to do with THAT innocent analyst!" shouted Fortress again.
(Kurduhm, Fountain Square Skyscraper)
Clocker Clone set up until he saw a portal on the skyscraper wall.
"So this day has came. The Squidlings have created a rift and will change us all to kids and squids to death. BUT I WON'T GET CHANGED TO A KID AND A SQUID!"
Clocker Clone looked through the portal to see a person trying to jump in.
"The squidlings have patented the human cloak, nice. But neither of these will resist my MEGACANNON!"
Clocker Clone created a Megacannon Pod and a remote control pilot suddenly appeared. The first button deployed the Megacannon, the second one changed fire mode to RAPID, MORTAR, LASER or HEAL. The third one powered down the Megacannon and packed the Megapod. Clocker Clone pressed the deploy button. Suddenly, a big turret with two big barrels set up. It was SO BIG AND LETHAL that HELL is much less scarier than this contraption!
Clocker Clone blocked firing until he finds out about Rick and his plans.
(Somewhere in Dreamland Arc)
Clocker Clone saw that the people are riding... a fish? And that they are going somewhere.
He activated the cloak and followed Kine and their friends.
(Specterwood, CONSPIRACY-GHAST fight)
"12 damage with a false holy sword? So maybe it's enchanted Durandull that looks like Durandal but false and enchanted? Or it's hidden attribute is landing only Criticals? Well, good hit. Now it's time to help y'all."
Clocker Clone (Matikclocker) uses Overclock!
Team Attack and Defense are boosted by [insert defense/attack boost] for [insert turn amount] turns!
(Matik Co. Matik2002's Arc State Panel)
Adamant Asteroid - UNDER ATTACK
RPG Arc - NORMAL
Clink, Mool, Tankobo - RISKED, NORMAL, NORMAL
Cradle - NORMAL
Kurduhm - NORMAL
Dimension Warp - NORMAL
Dreamland - UNKNOWN
Matik Co. - NORMAL
"Guys from Adamant need help." said Matik2002.
Then he proceeded to fire ABROAD (Annihilating Big Rocket Of Assumed Destruction) onto Starship Anasplendora.
"Bye bye my star fiends!" said Matik2002, then he proceeded to evil laugh.
(Matik Co.)
Monday. It's the time Matik rallied everybody.
"OK worms, if we want to win then we must to FIGHT! Remember that or you will have problems!"
Matik2002 and his squad went to Machinauts roleplay game. ((You know, that from Treasure Vault))
"...And remember, the high ranking devilite running a MMORPG is called MORDRED!"
The army looked at matik2002 surprised.
"Unless it's a dragon!"
Silence. Then...
"There is a chat filter here. I already deciphered what Matik said." said UnkindGraph569, a cyborg from Xbox Live.
Unkind then proceeded to decipher Matik's sentence.
"And remember, the high ranking devilite running Path of the Warrior game is called MARDRUX!"
He paused like Matik when he saw the surprised army then he resumed.
"Unless it's a greaver!"
Nanonizer, the engineer of Matik Co. and Tinder, the medic of Matik Co. looked at UnkindGraph569, then on some robots fighting with unrendered figures.
"Polygons!" shouted Nanonizer.
Tinder looked at them, shrugged and said, "I don't know why the polygons fight the robots."
"Me too. Ok guys, scout, spy and DESTROY!" said Matik2002.
Sat, 08/01/2015 - 21:12
#1770
I like Sonic Unleashed, screw you
--RP Tower, Sector 89295--
Sono wasn't paying attention, as it was all given to the 3DS that was suddenly in his hands.
--Kurduhm, Capitol Building--
"Oh," the woman put her hands together and bowed at them. "Thank you." She then headed inside and to Reception. "Hello, I have a letter for [the Regent (whatever his name is (or if he hasn't made it public, then just the current Regent))]." She gave her an envelope that read:
From: Monarch of Innet
To: Regent of Kurduhm
"I'd like it if he can get it as soon as possible. Thank you." At that, the woman left, and once outside she turned back into a raven and took off east of Kurduhm.
--Caravan Road--
Meanwhile, several miles away from Eastern Kurduhm...
A group of three on horseback rode through a large forest clearing toward Kurduhm at a rather leisurely pace. Five more surrounded them closely, following on foot. One took the front and another two at each side, with the remaining two in the rear.
"I don't understand why we can't just fly there." One of the two in the back, wearing a gray shirt with red long-sleeves, walked with his arms behind his head. "It would have been much faster to get there."
"Don't be so lazy, Shiki," One of the riders, a girl with a blue jacket, turned to look at him without slowing her pace.
"How is that being lazy? Flying uses quite a lot of energy." Shiki smirked. "Then again, you wouldn't know that since you can't fly."
"We're not having this argument again!" The other girl rider (she wore a purple hoodie) snapped at them. "Anna, Shiki, I just got you both to shut up about it a few minutes ago, and I don't have the patience to do it again."
"Guys, seriously," the other guy in rear, an orange shirt over a white long-sleeve, jumped in. "I'm going to punch one of you if you don't."
"Preferably Shiki," Anna quickly added.
"Whatever you say, bro- hey!"
"I'm not calling domestic abuse on him."
"Okay, that's enough." The third rider in front finally spoke up. Although he had clothes fitting a monarch of a kingdom, he gave off a faint vibe of inexperience.
"Yes, Lord Shen," the four spoke in unison, causing Shen to fidget a bit.
"R-right. Ahem, Shiki, you know why we can't just fly there. We can't just enter the walls of Kurduhm until we're allowed access into the city."
"I know, it was just a joke." The group was silent for a minute. "But what if-"
"No."
--Floralia, Tundra Place--
((I guess we can still have Kine talk, but telepathically. Or Orange translates for him, but I like telepathy more. Telepathic fish sound awesome.))
Orange splits his Fire Sword ability into just Fire and Sword before bubbling Sword.
"Alright, to the tower!" Joe followed after them.
--Floralia, Path to the Tower--
"You guys," Orange spoke up. "I feel like someone has been following us."
"Really? What makes you say that?"
Sat, 08/08/2015 - 06:07
#1771
Remember, don't shoot food.
--RP Tower, Sector 87103--
"So I guess this is a running gag now, changing the sector number to random numbers that start with 8," said Crazee-Pi-Forum, "Oh hey, I got a Streetpass."
--Adamant Asteroid
((I thought the darkness wasn't as didn't go to the height the ship was at so they could see, and then all Alex had to do is find it like he would a floating island. I'm just going to assume now that that isn't the case and pretend that when I said he was searching around for an entrance he was actually feeling around for one.
EDIT: How high above the asteroid is the ship anyway?))
Alex suddenly turned right side up due to his gravity buff wearing off. He immediately tossed his dual hook upwards towards the ship and hooked on to it. He used the hook to climb around slowly until he reached an edge (he knew he had reached one when he stopped moving no matter how much he continued to use the hook), then he unhooked and used his wings to fly a little bit forwards and upwards before flying backwards and landing on the ship. He began feeling for a possible entrance there, completely unaware that there was a giant rocket of assumed destruction heading right towards him.
--Specterwood--
((That sounds a little bit OP to know a move that boosts the entire team's attack and defense this early in the game. Maybe if it boosted only one party member...))
"I'm pretty sure that it's effect was bringing this Illuminati-Ghast here, though it is pretty suspicious how a sword with one attack dealt 12 damage, even with a critical hit."
Aillill attacked ILLUMINATI-GHAST!
ILLUMINATI-GHAST took [insert-damage]!
Julie attacked CONSPIRACY-GHAST!
CONSPIRACY-GHAST took [insert-damage]!
--Kurduhm, Fountain Square--
((Pretty sure Rick is the Adventure Core from Portal 2, or at the very least, a robot.))
The Inkling had climbed up the building by shooting ink on the wall, and had reached the top right before the Clocker Clone started talking. "What?" she said when the Clocker Clone had finished speaking.
--Caravan Road--
"Woooooo," said a strange voice, "I am the spirit of the, um, ROAD, and you must please me in order to pass, otherwise I'll curse you to, uhhh, something." The voice paused for a moment. "Look, ok? I know I don't sound that threatening, but I need furniture, and I'll do probably something if you don't give me any, I'm not sure what I'll do yet though..."
--Clink--
"Um, that's not logic, logic would be-" said Charles while Carbon was calling the others.
"Now now squire, let me handle this," said Pickle-Lord.
"Yes sir," responded Charles.
"That is not logic at all, thy logic would be saying that thou knew my name when I never told thou, so logically thou is using foul BLACK MAGIC!"
"Great job there sir!"
"Thank you squire."
Just then you-know-who arrived and talked. "Hmm, interesting," said Pickle-Lord, "If you two can be born from anything, then obviously thou are foul IMPOSTOR-KNIGHTS made from BLACK MAGIC!" Pickle-Lord then went up to Carbon6's ear and whispered "See what I did there? I used logic."
"Do not worry thou weird robot, for I shall rid this place of these foul Impostor-Knights," said Pickle-Lord to Matik before turning to Carbon6 and Fortess before yelling, "TWO V TWO ME THOU FOUL IMPOSTOR-SCRUBS!"
"You're letting me fight sir? It's an honor to help you fight," said Charles.
"No not you squire, fetch me my mount."
"But-"
"No buts."
"Alright sir..." Charles went over to the crash site and brought out a Snarbolax who didn't seem to be very happy to be there.
--Floralia, Path to the Tower, Behind a Small Hill--
"Great, they're on to us," whispered a Spynum to his partner, a Bio Spark.
"I'm not sure they're talking about us..." said the Bio Spark.
"What do you mean?" asked the Spyrum.
"I mean I think we're not the only ones following them."
"Is that your 'ninja senses?'"
"Yes."
"I really think you should stop relying on those, didn't last time we trusted them we got ambushed?"
"A minor mistake."
"We almost DIED."
"We work as assassins. Of course we're going to almost die a few times."
"For assassins we sure do a lot more fighting then assassinating... When do we strike anyway?"
"Sometime soon, when they're preoccupied with something else."
--Floralia, Path to the Tower--
"Uhh, I don't see anything," said Samantha.
"Maybe they're invisible?" said Kine, "I once heard of something that you could hold and it would make you invisible until it broke."
"How are you talking with Orange in your mouth?"
"I'm speaking telepathically."
"Well, alright I guess, but why would they be invisible?"
"I dunno, it's just a suggestion. It might be worth checking."
"Well, I'd probably burn somebody who was following us anyway." Samantha proceeded to breath a bunch of fire everywhere behind where the group was facing, causing a little bit of snow to melt.
--Strange House--
((Whoops, forgot about this.))
The door slowly opened, but nobody was there. Inside there was pretty much a normal living room, aside from the fact that there were no colors (I forgot to mention there were no colors on the outside of the house too). A few stuffed animals lied on the ground. A small kitchen was in the corner, as well as some hallways leading to several rooms. Unfortunately they were all locked except for one.
Sat, 08/08/2015 - 07:38
#1772
You forgot about the Artakat.
One crucial point.
Sat, 08/08/2015 - 09:20
#1773
Remember, don't shoot food.
((I don't see what the Artakat could do considering Matik and his group left, unless I made them facepalm or something.))
Tue, 08/11/2015 - 07:38
#1774
Waiting on you, Doctor
Thu, 08/13/2015 - 18:37
#1775
*foreshadowing intensifies*
((I'll have enough time to post tomorrow. This post will be edited when I do.
EDIT: And now the post has been edited.))
--Specterwood--
CONSPIRACY-GHAST took 1 damage.
CONSPIRACY-GHAST took 6 damage.
CONSPIRACY-GHAST was banished!
The party gained 20 EXP!
You found 1 Sil. Wait, what?
Durandull's potential was unlocked! Although that isn't saying much.
"Strange..." Galen stared at the supposedly fake legendary sword.
"Hmmm." Tency smiled. "I guess Durandull isn't SO bad... If nothing else, it's about as efficient as your old sword. Well, let's go check the..."
Tency stopped her sentence short. The path was gone. The trees had closed in while they were fighting!
And now a new path appeared. Sinister whispers echoed from within a low white mist that coated the floor, and the gnarled roots and bark of the trees almost seemed to be staring at the party, expectantly. Even more foreboding, Tency spied a Save Point close by.
"...I don't like this at all." Tency lifted her rod, and took a glance at her Plotte Coupon. "Be very, very careful."
--Adamant Asteroid, Starship Anasplendora
((Really, Matikclocker? An oversized rocket?))
The rocket was quickly visible, and the Anasplendora's AM Flares were able to dispose of it before it could cause anyone any trouble.
Claymorte balked at this. "But I wanted to redirect it into the asteroid! Who shot it down?! ARGH!"
--Adamant Asteroid, North Side--
((The Anasplendora is... IDK, about one mile up))
"All right, where's the guns on this thing?"
"I don't know, let me-" KABOOM! A small rocket blasted the hull at point-blank! The explosion shattered the front of the ship, and Eta, Theta and Upsilon could detect a little shrapnel flying past.
"Okay, that did something! What's the Magnar showing?"
"A small hole in their armor and a big hole in our ship. Upsilon, you can breathe out here, right?"
"Yeah. Wait, are you..."
"I'm picking up a bunch of bogeys incoming. We've gotta get underneath their armor."
"All right..." Upsilon latched on to Eta and Theta, then used his gun to direct himself into the hole they blew in the armor. "Now what?"
"Well... we search around under here for a way into their ship!" Eta began scouring the place with the Magnar, sending a signal to whatever communications device Alex had: "We made a slight breach in the armor. Get to our location!"
Jet fighters flew around and immediately fired on the abandoned starship. If Alex didn't get through the armor hole to Eta's location (or back down to cover) fast, he'd be their next target...
--Strange House--
"Oooh." Plague Knight checked each monochrome door in turn. "Locked. Locked. Locked. Locked locked locked locked... AH HA!" Plague Knight cackled, "THIS must be a test. Of SCIENCE! HEEEEE!"
Plague Knight proceeded to hurl bombs at a locked door one at a time until it broke. "CALL THE PLAGUE DOCTOR, WE'LL BREAK YOUR PANES!"
--Kurduhm, Skyscraper--
((And now an overgrown turret. Yaaaaay.))
Rick balked. Was that an overgrown turret?!
"NOOOOO!" Rick jumped off the building, using his Portal Gun to land safely on the ground. "Dang! NOW what do I..."
Then an incredibly bad[REDACTED] idea entered Rick's head. Of course!
Rick found a good spot to place the first portal, then rocket-jumped up and aimed his second portal under the turret. If all went well, the turret would be dropped from about two thousand feet in the air!
--Etruria?--
Burning.
Burning everywhere.
Erk could see all of Aquleia burning...
King Mordred's castle burning...
Even the church of St. Elimine burning...
Everything around Erk was burning. The flames were getting closer and closer.
"No!" Erk quickly reached for his side, preparing to do something about this fire-
--Kurduhm, Profiteur's Warehouse--
Erk leapt up, a horrified expression on his face, and shouted in a panicked tone, "Rexcalibur!"
Only after an awkward, magic-less silence did he see that he was not in Etruria. Nothing was on fire; the only thing that burned was that wound he'd received near Colchus Primus, and that was only because Erk had disturbed it... as far as he knew.
"Somethin' the matter?" The Engineer had his Rescue Ranger at the ready, and even Serra was stirring a little bit.
"...No, nothing." Erk laid back down on his bed. "A nightmare about the whole of Etruria on fire. That's all."
"Etruria?" The Engineer shrugged. "Oh, I see. Yeah, pressure must be gettin' to you." The Engie chuckled. "Well, I figure they'll be able to wait on you to get back."
"Of course. Thanks." Erk went back to sleep. Yes, Etruria would be fine. It had its walls, and its armies, and Mage-General Pent wouldn't let anything untoward happen to the place.
Of course it would be fine...
--Kurduhm, Capitol Building--
The receptionist looked over the letter, then nodded. "We'll have this sent to the Regent immediately. Thank you."
The letter would first be scanned with standard explosive- and microbial-detection machinery before promptly being opened by an automatic letter opener on Regent Sigvald's desk. If nothing unpleasant was detected, Sigvald would then read the letter within only two minutes of its arrival.
Fri, 08/14/2015 - 01:21
#1776
(Clink)"They're NOT
(Clink)
"They're NOT impostors." said Matikclocker.
Then he walked to Charles and whispered...
"Yo, do you wanna fight whenever you want? Do you don't like saying that this guy is brilliant? Do you want to meet cool friends? If you want then join OVC Industries. We will show that pickle where it's place!"
Then a signal was received from Revup. A new knight is about to go out.
Matikclocker had an idea. He pushed Revup in front of Pickle-Lord.
"Yo, wanna meet another proclaimed for you "impostor"?"
(V-RV Revup)
A female knight has appeared. She is one of West Gunners Guild, wielding two guns. She goes by the name of...
Gunbrella.
(Back to action)
"Meet Gunbrella. She is a West Gunner, and try to say she is an impostor!" Matikclocker laughed.
Then he went inside his base and activated Hail Driver Barrage. He targeted Pickle Lord and his mount, but skipped Charles.
Then Carbon said, "One more time, I don't want to fight."
Fortress repeated.
Energyload felt a pulse of energy coming her circuits... Suddenly, Energyload was electrocuted and a powering sound was heard. Then a blue girl standed with a Tesla Blade itsead of hair and a headband. She was an Energyload upgrade named...
TESLALOAD!
Teslaload threw a blue smoke bomb and disappeared.
Meanwhile...
"If you call Gunbrella an impostor you will have a nice time. With our defense system!" said Heavyduty Charge.
Then upgraded Hail Drivers came to life and targeted Pickle Lord.
Matikclocker came out.
"Leave us alone and everybody will survive."
(OVC Base)
Moderaton detected no person in Adamant Asteroid. He sent a Clocker Clone.
(Mool, Moola's Castle)
"What's going on Artakat?" said Moola.
Then the sensors picked that Matikclocker is on Clink.
"Mission changed Arty, go to Clink and help pickle-like knight defeat Clocker's employees. I will be on location."
Moola then entered her Protoniom 4 Spaceship and flew it to Clink.
(Kurduhm, Skyscraper)
Unfortunately nothing happened, as Megacannon has 3 legs and the portal is too small to eliminate it.
"Yo, calm down, I don't want to shoot you. This machine too. Ok, I am one of clones of robot Matikclocker residing Clink. Because he has no time and he is confronting a cucumber I am here to gather information about this place. I got interrupted in this process two times by this same abomination." Then he pointed onto an Inkling, which Clocker Clone calls them "Squidlings".
Matikclokcer paused, then he quickly turned towards the Inkling.
"Damnit those squidlings! Is the meaning of information gathering no longer urgent?"
Then he programmed the Megacannon to Push Inkling on Laser mode.
Suddenly, two BIG lasers fired at the Inkling causing her to be pushed by it.
Then Matikclocker turned to Rick, programmed Megacannon to target Rick on Heal mode, that means heal him.
"Don't worry, this doesn't hurt. It's just a healing beam."
Megacannon fired two healing beams at Rick, healing him.
(Floralia, Path to the Tower)
((You forgot about this arc, Doc))
"Damnit! They almost caught me. Time to do something cool!"
Clocker Clone hid in the bushes, turned off invisibility and changed to car.
Then he drives in front of the squad.
(Specterwood)
Clocker Clone looked at Durandull.
"I knew that! I always knew that! This sword has some potential, oh look! Secret exit? Secret path? Danger Zone yielding extra XP, Sil and loot? Maybe we will go there, right? 'Kay?"
(Polygon Cave)
Matik quickly got bored of the fight.
"Well, this battle goes to nowhere. Let's head back."
(Matik Co.)
"What now?" asked Tinder, the medic of Matik Co.
"Let's check the control panel."
(Arc state panel, Attack Output screen)
"ANASPLENDORA DESTROYED THE ROCKET, BUT ABROAD ROCKET MANAGED TO DAMAGE TWO ENTITIES" This was written on ABROAD attack output screen.
"Damnit! Which entities were damaged?" said Matik2002.
"THE STARSHIP ITSELF, BUT IN LOW AMOUNTS. ONE FIGHTER HEAVILY DAMAGED"
Then he saw this Arc State:
Clink/Tankobo/Mool: UNDER ATTACK/NORMAL/EMPTY
"Damnit, again? Sigh. Fire at this cucumber."
Then artillery shot a bullet flying at Pickle-Lord.
((God damnit, I must to limit my Enter button usage..,))
Sat, 08/15/2015 - 14:40
#1777
I like Sonic Unleashed, screw you
((Doc isn't part of Floralia. Please pay attention to who's needed where before you say someone forgot something.
Updating later with my parts.))
EDIT
--RP Tower, Sector 88888--
"Yeah, probably. Also, I have this strong urge to punch someone in the face." I'M FINISHED! "Dammit!"
--Kurduhm, Capitol Building--
The letter, of course, had nothing out of the ordinary aside from the lack of a return adress. It was a plain paper and plastic envelope. Inside, it read:
Dear Regent Sigvald,
I am a monarch from a small neighboring kingdom, called Innet. However, I am mostly inexperienced in ruling a city. I've heard of Kurduhm, and how effective a leader you are, and I wish to speak with you for help.
I am already on the way to the city as you read this, however I won't enter unless you agree to speak. If you don't, then I will leave to find someone else's help. Don't worry about where to send it, my sister, Rynda will deliver your answer.
Sincerely,
Shen Wakamo
Kurduhm, Skies
Rynda decided to turn back in case the Regent decided to answer Lord Shen's letter.
--Caravan Road--
"Furniture?" Shen stopped the group and sat there, dumbfounded. "What does a spirit need with furniture-"
"M'lord," Skarla stopped him, "that's a bit rude."
"Oh, I'm sorry for that. But we don't have furniture with us. Unless..." Shen turned to Soteka.
"Alright, hold on." Soteka warped out. A few seconds later, he reappeared with a table and a chair in each hand. "This good enough?"
--Floralia, Path to the Tower--
((And now this is happening))
"I don't think anyone would follow us that clos- Whoa!" Joe quickly hopped back a bit as CC drove in front of them. Orange, on the other hand, not-so-gracefully fell out of Kine's mouth at the shock. "What the- Hey! Watch where you're goin'!"
"That's a big Ride Machine! (Kirbys other than the original four (Pink, Yellow, Red, Green) are rather primitive when it comes to tech (also Kirby Air Ride ftw))" Orange stood up and pulled out his fire sword.
"I was gonna say 'car' but that works too. Show yourself! Why are you following us?"
Mon, 08/17/2015 - 20:18
#1778
i have no idea what im doing ¶:
A small crate suddenly lands in the middle of nowhere
It landed in a DragonFire Peaks area.
Suddenly gooey stuff began to slip out of it., It was the SLIME MASTER (named Kian) after the crate had no room left. It broke
Kian adventured, and then a battle bot walked up to his WIP fortress, it was Matikclocker, this was Kians 2nd forums friend made, after Blandaxt, Who he made friends with in-game
End of CHAPTER 1 of the awakening of the Slime Master
Tue, 08/18/2015 - 00:37
#1779
((First of all, this is not a
((First of all, this is not a fanfic.
Second, I don't know if clones of characters are allowed.
Third, which arc you will appear?
@Sono: I will try the least violent way to get CC out of trouble.
Overclocked Arc <--?
Matikclocker and his pack travels to arcs to help others or hinder their progress (But lately I try not to attack because Sono)
and they research tech. In their progress they hinder: Moola and (unconfirmed) the Artakat.
This just in: Pickle-Lord is about to attack Carbon 6, Fortress and possibly Gunbrella for being "impostors" of a foul knight using black magic named Super-Suspicious-Snakes. Matikclocker prepares his hand to attack or to call for Snakes.
Moola is on her way to Clink to aid Pickle-Lord.
[NAME UNAVALIABLE] Arc (That's just where Adamant Asteroid is there)
This just in: Starship Anasplendora is causing darkness everywhere.
Matik Co. Arc
Matik2002 and his squad travels to other games and they run a company Matik Co.
They also like to mess up in the arcs with "Arc state panel".
Dreamland Arc
I don't know what's this.
This just in: HIGH SPEED CHASE! Clocker Clone vs. The Dreamland Characters!
Correctly, Orange tries to reveal the driver of the big Ride Machine (car).
RPG Arc
Just a JRPG game.
This just in: A secret path was unlocked.
I chosen for you Overclocked Arc. But you can choose other.
[CREATE NEW ARC] [JOIN] [LEAVE] <- Which option?))
Tue, 08/18/2015 - 04:30
#1780
@Matik the rules never said anything about clones and things like that. © lol random copyright sign
Tue, 08/18/2015 - 04:31
#1781
hmm
And im staying at Overclocked arc
Tue, 08/18/2015 - 21:33
#1782
Remember, don't shoot food.
((I'm confused now. Is there or is there not darkness around Starship Anasplendora or whatever they're on.))
Tue, 08/18/2015 - 21:21
#1783
I like Sonic Unleashed, screw you
((Joe said the last line, not Orange. Probably should have specified.))
Tue, 08/18/2015 - 23:15
#1784
((@Kian
Overclocked Arc
((@Kian
Overclocked Arc action is in A-Bond Galaxy, Solar System "Polygon".
Avaliable places:
Clink - The homeworld of Matikclocker and his pack.
Status: Avaliable
Tankobo - Home of tanks & fairies.
Status: Unavailable (there you need to prove that you use magic or absorb lots of damage)
Mool - The main antagonist moon. Named after Moola, the Matikclocker's enemy.
Status: Avaliable (well, if you want to antagonize me or to attack Moola's Castle right away...)
You will be binded to Clink, Tankobo, your new moon or your new planet.
In Polygon there are 3 avaliable planets.
Clink has 2 more spaces for a moon.
Wed, 08/19/2015 - 18:39
#1785
Well.....
I both have magical powers and can absorb loads of damage as i have 56 trillion health or to short it you can say 56E HP
So........ i think tankobo because i love tanking everything, but if completely unavailable then im creating the lunar arc which is always available
Wed, 08/19/2015 - 18:41
#1786
And why would i work with moola??? I would NEVER antagonize a very friendly person/robot
Wed, 08/19/2015 - 22:45
#1787
HA! Friendly
Please keep everything in a single post to avoid over inflating the thread.
Wed, 08/19/2015 - 23:04
#1788
((It is avaliable. Tankobo is
((It is avaliable. Tankobo is accessible for you))
Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:40
#1789
((.Tankobo it is then!.))
Fri, 08/21/2015 - 09:32
#1790
Remember, don't shoot food.
((Still waiting for your response Doctorspacebar on the question about the darkness.))
Fri, 08/21/2015 - 23:05
#1791
((There is.
I'll try to post tomorrow.))
Fri, 08/21/2015 - 23:34
#1792
((Crazee Pi didn't post yet,
((Crazee Pi didn't post yet, Doc.))
Sat, 08/22/2015 - 06:54
#1793
I like Sonic Unleashed, screw you
((So the current post order is:
Doctorspacebar
Matikclocker
Sono-Forum
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Then back to Doc
Since Kian-Slime-Master only has the Overclocked Arc to worry about, xe only needs Matik to post before xe can post. So he'll be after Matik (if I don't get impatient waiting, otherwise xe'd go after me). So:
Doctorspacebar
Matikclocker
Kian-Slime-Master
Sono-Forum
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Doctorspacebar))
Sat, 08/22/2015 - 08:35
#1794
Remember, don't shoot food.
--Adamant Asteroid, North Side--
((Ok, I was just confused because you seemed to be acting like there wasn't any darkness there in your post.
Also Matik that's not your rocket which caused the damage))
"Wait, where are you?" asked Alex. Alex stumbled around a little before accidentally falling into the hole.
--Specterwood--
"Well, it's pretty obvious what's that way..."
"What is?" asked Julie.
"A boss fight of course, what else? Why don't you break the 4th wall like everybody else here?"
"I... dunno."
Ailill saved the game before going ahead.
--Kurduhm, Skyscraper--
((Wouldn't it at the very least get one of the legs?))
"HEY, what have I done to you?" asked the Inkling, jumping out of the way of the laser.
--Caravan Road--
"Well um, I don't really need a table right now, but thanks for the chair," said the voice. There was a soft breeze as the chair suddenly came to life. Two evil looking eyes appeared on the chair as it hopped out of Soteka's hand. "Uh, the spirits thank you, I guess," said the chair before leaving.
--Mool--
Moola receives a new message from the Artakat on whatever device she may have to get messages on. It reads:
"I will not participate in the fight. I shall instead send a small group to fight them for me while I watch."
--Clink--
"Well then lady Gunbrella, who is thy parents?" asked Pickle-Lord.
The artillery shot meanwhile was spotted by Charles who proceeded to throw a rock at it, causing it to explode before it could do any harm.
--Floralia, Path to the Tower--
((Yes, this is definitely a high speed chase.))
"Alright, whoever's in there better come out," said Samantha. Kine meanwhile hopped over to the window of the car and looked in. "It's empty," he said.
"Wait, then who's driving it?" asked Samantha.
--Strange House--
((I just realized that bringing Plague Knight here might not have been the best idea seeing as I plan for this arc to have more dialogue, and there's not really that much room for possible character development without going non-canon since he's the Plague Knight from before the fight with Shovel Knight.
We could still try to use Plague Knight though.))
Two of the doors broke from the explosions, one of which being the unlocked door. The others didn't seem like they would break no matter what was thrown at them.
The one that was already unlocked contained a bedroom, where two kids were currently in bed asleep. The other room was just an ordinary bathroom.
A strange feeling of drowsiness suddenly came over Plague Knight. Clearly this drowsiness could only be a STRANGE PLOT DEVICE USED TO DRIVE THE PLOT!
Mon, 08/24/2015 - 18:39
#1795
I like Sonic Unleashed, screw you
((Waiting on you, Doc))
Tue, 08/25/2015 - 20:21
#1796
BOTTLED ROCK CONCERT
--Specterwood--
Galen shrugged. "What is left to fight? One ghost?"
"Of course, one ghost."
Tency ventured forward, past the save point, into the mist. It wasn't long, however, before she couldn't see her own hand in front of her face...
"Ailill? Julie? Galen? Weird person? ...Be VERY cautious!"
"We're being as cautious as we-"
??? casts SLUMBER 3!
"...it's been a long day....." Tency dropped to her knees, yawning before lying down on the- WAKE UP WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE ARE GHOSTS HERE
Tency leapt to her feet, and shouted, "Flame 1!" A blast of fire lit the area, blowing away the mist and revealing a Conspiracy-Ghast!
"NOOOOOO! HOW COULD YOU DESTROY MY MIST?" The Conspiracy-Ghast threw its cape out. "I WOULD HAVE SAVED YOU ALL! DO YOU KNOW WHAT WALKS AMONG YOU?!"
Galen glared and drew his katana, which glistened like a poorly-written vampire. "Stop your lying and perish."
"Hey, that was actually pretty cool. Keep it up." Tency pointed her scepter at the Ghast. "Now, Ghast, it's time for you to leave this world!"
CONSPIRACY-GHAST attacks!
CONSPIRACY-GHAST casts FORCEMAIL 2!
CONSPIRACY-GHAST's Defense sharply increased!
CONSPIRACY-GHAST's Resistance sharply increased!
--Adamant Asteroid, Starship Anasplendora
--Adamant Asteroid, North Side--
"Right here!" Eta pulled Ailill aside. "Must be hard to navigate in here without Magnar and sonar. Wonder how the crew sees?"
Eta heard the telltale sound of the starship being demolished by plasma bullets. "Well, we're in and have no way out..." Then she heard the jets flying away. "But I think they think we're down. Upsilon, how's the inside?"
"I think I'll have a hole drilled through in..." Clang! "All right, we're in!"
Upsilon flew through the hole and got his bearings. They were in an outside passage between what looked like two cannon bays, and- Whoosh!- three hostiles were firing at him. Their plasma weapons made a distinct vzzt every time they fired a shot; Upsilon retaliated with his onboard machine guns, which made a familiar rat-tat-tat-tat-tat when they fired. Despite being human (or at least humanoid), they were able to fire with decent accuracy, and Upsilon was hard-pressed to dodge the attacks.
"Little help up here? I can't keep playing chicken for long!"
--Strange House--
"Oh, uh-oh." Plague Knight shook a little. "Well, now this is another fae test. A test of... virtues? Or BLOODTHIRST? Eh, probably virtues. Besides, who experiments on children?!" Plague Knight rolled his eyes, even though no one would see him roll them. "Un-pro-FESSIONAL."
Plague Knight started feeling a bit drowsy, so he threw a flask to the floor that exploded, making a really loud SNAP. "NOW THAT'S HOW YOU STAY AWAKE! Can we have some BOTTLED ROCK CONCERT?!" See, in the short time he had, Plague Knight had done some internal reasoning. Hmm. So, if this is a test of virtue, what do I do? Hmm, I'm in their house. So there's a home invader... and I WARN THEM! With STYLE! That's it!"
Plague Knight promptly threw another flask against the wall that, upon shattering, started reacting to create a series of loud guitar notes. This would continue for a full minute. "HEEEEE! Now NOBODY'S GONNA SLEEP THROUGH ANYTHING! I WIN THE TEST!"
--Kurduhm, Skyscraper--
"Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa." Rick lifted his hand to tell Big Turret to stop. "I don't think Squid Kid over here has any beef with you."
Rick had no idea what was going on, but the Big Turret needed to calm down. An adventure master (like he considered himself) is calm in social situations! "What's the big issue?"
--Kurduhm, Capitol Building--
"Innet, eh?" Sigvald chuckled. "Good to hear from 'em!" These were turbulent times; with the threat of Colchus Primus and their weird enemies fading away, Sigvald thought he'd find his job easier, but now- in addition to the kidnappings and monster attacks and who knew what was raiding the water supply- Sigvald had confirmed there was some kind of plot going on behind closed doors, something to do with the Eight Warriors. Sigvald had begun inquiring about this plot, but all that came up was more evidence that something was going on- and yet still not enough to begin a legal investigation.
To have a politician humbly ask him for advice was refreshing to the tired Regent.
Sigvald made a call to one of his advisors. "Hello? Yes, we're going to need to prepare the Silver Hall. Make sure it's in prime condition! We've got royalty showin' up! Well, yes, I mean foreign royalty. Of course. All right, that'll be perfect. Thank you." Sigvald smiled and set the letter from Shen aside. Then he looked back to another bill and frowned. I don't like where this one's going.
Fri, 08/28/2015 - 11:19
#1797
I really need to delete clones... Watch out for Wreck 'n' Roll!
(Clink)
"Glad you called me "lady". Otherwise you would have a fatal end." said Gunbrella.
"I am from long West Gunner family. West Gunners are the most scariest people in the universe. Unfortunately my family was swept by the Big-a-Quake, the most dangerous spacequake in the universe. West Gunners were abandoned on many planets. I was abandoned on this planet. I believe it's called... umm..."
Matikclocker helped Gunbrella. "Clink."
"Ah, Clink. My parents... are named Darrion and Elia. They were on other planet before the Big-a-Quake. This red robot resurrected me, and my duty is to survive and to keep the glory of the West Gunners."
Gunbrella paused, then she grabbed and pointed her blunderbuss at Pickle-Lord.
"Don't touch any of these people or this will be a [REDACTED] fight."
(Tankobo, Panzernium)
((The crate is Kian-Slime-Master being delivered to Tankobo))
Tanker was looking at the telescope, until he saw a crate heading into Dragonfire Peaks.
He turned to his tank friends & tank engines.
"WAKE UP SCRAP METALS! WE ARE HAVING A WOODEN SHED FLYING AT FIRE HILLS!" said Tanker.
Tanks quickly pushed into the telescope. Tank Engine Timmy looked first.
"This wooden toy is so weak!" said Timmy.
Tanker said, "This is a plank set flying on Fairy side of the moon!"
Tanks and their engines watched how Kian flied inside a crate.
(Polygon Solar System, near Clink)
Moola laughs evilly. "Thank you Arty, your army will overwhelm Clocker for once and for all!"
Moola enters the atmosphere.
(IN YOUR FACE! Wait, I mean... Clink)
Moola lamded on Clink, ran up to Pickle-Lord and she said, "Do you want to kill these guys? I can help you in this! I am Moolania Monieburger, the arch-enemy of Matikclocker, and-"
Matikclocker and his squad was shocked.
"MOOLA! We meet again! I saw how you destroyed my Reactor, so time to RETALIATE!"
"Let's see what this guy will say!"
Matikclocker walked to Charles.
"Does that guy forces you to do whatever he wants? Do you want to fight whenever you want? In OVC Industries you can fight whenever you want, nobody will shut you up and you can do fun jobs! Wanna join our ranks?"
(Kurduhm, Skyscraper)
"Ok. Looks like I have no choice. Come in guys." said Clocker Clone.
"I...I...am a spy. I am here to find out what in Kurduhm are you doing. Looks like there are many people from other games, but I know who is also traveling to other games. It's Matik Co. But, if you want, we can be friends. Also, I am only a clone. The real me is on planet known as Clink and is in other "story arc". We are very advanced. But we can be friends."
CC turned to the Inkling.
"Inky, why are you following me? Do you have something important? And sorry for that laser."
(Adamant Asteroid)
((I can't take the no-fighting anymore!))
Another CC finally came to Adamant. He saw a starship.
"Hmm... I think all the darkness comes from this ship. Let's fire."
CC started firing Subatomic Machine Cannon at the systems and the hull.
(Floralia, Path to the Tower)
((YES! YISS! YUSS! A HIGH SPEED CHASE!))
CC saw the pack on his windshield.
He was in this time noting.
"This squad gets angry at surprises." Then he returned the data to Clink.
He tried to stay hidden inside the car's mask.
(Matik Co.)
"Yeeeeeesh. I will-"
NEW MESSAGE! Matik2002 got a message.
"YEAH! Maybe it's the invitation for the Battle Test!"
He checked it. On it was written:
ABROAD Log updated: The ABROAD failed to hit Anasplendora. No entity took damage.
Artillery Log: A rock wrecked the bullet. No entity took the damage.
Matik got very angry. He thought how the people from Anasplendora and the Clink (Pickle-Lord and Charles) were laughing at him and calling him a noob. Then it got to his nerves. He got so mad, then he let out a loud scream.
"RRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! TO PROVE THEM THAT FOR 1402749TH TIME I AM NOT A NOOB I NEED TO PERFORM WRECK 'N' ROLL!!!"
Matik came to the WRECK 'N' ROLL panel and pulled the lever to the MAX settings.
Then he tried to fire Scatterflame rockets that are immune to AA systems at Starship Anasplendora.
(Specterwood)
"[REDACTED], how many other CONSPIRACY-GHAST entities will appear?!" said CC.
Clocker Clone casts Overclock on Tency!
Tency gets an attack & defense bonus!
(OVC Industries)
UNKNOWN LOCATION: STRANGE HOUSE. SENDING OVC ESPIONAGE DRONE ENERGYCLONE...
Moderaton send an Energyload clone (EnergyClone) to Strange House.
((I need to know if this house is a new arc, and what is this arc named?))
((@Kian-Slime-Master now your turn. To make the lore easy, I will tell you the actual situation.
You are flying to the Fairy Side of Tankobo, and 2 fairies are awaiting there. Probably to help you.
You already entered the atmosphere inside the crate, you are heading to Dragonfire Peaks area.
There is a dungeon where somebody promised to be a fortress for a person to defeat the monsters.
Tanker and his tank engines spotted you, they plan to do something. Probably something bad, but it will happen as we go.
Remember that you cannot power play (i.e. Control characters you don't control, such as you control Inkling that belongs to Crazee Pi. That's power playing, or superposting.)
You can create many other characters, but not so many, because it will clog up the Discussion thread.
Oh, and refer to Sonosuke's post. You must to wait for me to post (the story, not discussion) to be able to post.
Happy roleplaying in A New Kind of Roleplaying Game!))
Sun, 08/30/2015 - 17:00
#1798
Says he needs to remove clones, Makes yet another clone
((I had went back to the first page and noticed the first post said this thread wouldn't go far. Nearing ever closer to its 2-year anniversary and people are still role playing here.))
Thu, 09/03/2015 - 05:18
#1799
I might post since Pi steam
I might post since Pi steam messaged me that everyone is wating for me to post
----
Back at Kians fortress......
"Welp, i have idea what we are doing here, WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AT DRAGONFIRE PEAKS!!!!!!
"Oh, right, lets go KSM," (KSL drives there aircraft off to the Dragon Firepeaks)
----
In the DragonFirePeaks....
"WELL.... WELL.... WELLL...... THESE UNPRAPARED ATTACKERS TRYING TO DEFEAT ME......" says the Shadowdragon
"There is so much more you dont know!" Says KSL (KSL uses his least violent way to kill The Shadowdragon ONCE AND FOR ALL)
EDIT:forgot to say i left KSL there so i could hop in the crate
EDIT:the Lunar Arc is another arc i control, it also belongs to me, it has a planet right next to Tankobo so i can easily ride my aircraft between them, no one said you cant live in 2 planets at once :P
Thu, 09/03/2015 - 13:20
#1800
AUYRGH- *Auto-Repair 25/100* We need to- nevermind.
((M'kay. Bit chaotic, let's digest the events...
Story arcs are different universes.
If you say the Lunar Arc is next to Tankobo, then it's like you were saying that a black hole is there, leading to your arc.
Or like you are having a parallel universe in Overclocked Arc.
Also, you cannot godmod characters (i.e. Oneshot enemies/Invincible)
So you say that you had a fortress inside a crate/Lunar Arc...
Then drive an aircraft through the black hole/switch universe with Uniwitchswitchonator (or something) to Tankobo to fight a dragon which you oneshot it anyway...
Also, you can use as violent methods as you want, Sono just is scared that I may begin assaults/skirmishes/defenses/FULL FRONTALS (But yeah, full frontals are the best) and his arcs will be messed up.
Let's sum up.
NEW ARC: Lunar
NEW CHARACTERS: Kian Slime Master, Kian Slime Lord and Titanium Destroyer
NEW AREA: Tankobo))
--Specterwood--
Ailill took 14 damage!
Julie took 17 damage!
Ailill attacked ILLUMINATI-GHAST!
ILLUMINATI-GHAST took [insert damage]!
Julie attacked CONSPIRACY-GHAST!
CONSPIRACY-GHAST took [insert damage]!
((I don't think they can notice Matikclocker until they finish their battle.))
--Adamant Asteroid--
Madeline realized that she could use the darkness to her advantage. She stopped and reached for her communication device and said some things into it.
"I bet I could reach them using my wings and my ice rod," said Alex, "As for you, I'm not sure what you can use, maybe ther- OOF!" Alex was suddenly pushed onto the ground, well he would have been if he wasn't wearing the Ankh Shield. Alex immediately noticed that the thing that transported them there was gone. He checked his inventory and nothing else was missing. Alex decided to just ignore it for now and start flying towards the ships and using his ice rod when he couldn't fly anymore so that he could fly again.
--Adamant Asteroid, Somewhere--
((I'm just going to make change the Artakat to a completely silent antagonist.))
The Artakat finally landed on the Adamant Asteroid, and immediately noticed how dark it was. The Artakat decided to equip thermal vision in order to see where it was going. It then began searching for Matikclocker.
--Overclocked Industries--
...Unfortunately however, nothing had happened, as Hicati was now dead. Probably the work of the dreaded tickle-squids.
Just then, a strange meteorite struck Clink. A strange shadowy figure rose from the meteorite. This was no ordinary shadowy figure however, this was the figure of a BRAVE and VIGILANT knight, one so BRAVE and VIGILANT that he's, umm, really BRAVE and VIGILANT. This amazing knight of BRILLIANCE and other GOOD STUFF goes by the name...
PICKLE-LORD!
Pickle-Lord jumped out of the meteor and pointed towards the closest knight, Carbon6. "YOU THERE YOUNG PADAWAN," Pickle-Lord shouted, "where am I, and why are you here? I can only recall there being knights on Cradle and our home planet, and I can tell this is definitely not either."
--RP Tower, Sector 89295--
"I'm fine with resetting it," said Crazee Pi.
--Kurduhm, Fishmarket--
Seeing as Kurduhm was about to be reset, the Running Fish Jump and the fairy imp clown pixie wizard elf ran off, but not before they summoned a green dress that would fall on Erk's face the moment he leaves Profiteur's building after the reset, as well a random shoe hitting the Inkling when she first appears.
((You could just have the green dress miss Erk's face or something if you don't want it to hit him or something.))