Okay. So anyone who hasn't heard about the tortodrones is living under a rock, and anyone who didn't know about the countless performance and gameplay issues hasn't actually fought them yet.
Yesterday these things were pretty grievously powerful (And star rating exclusive, poor lowers.) and are, like all too many patches here in SK, met with an early-on tendency to destabilize the game with the patch. I thought to myself, "you know, OOO will probably pull out an emergency patch tomorrow and maybe even debuff these guys slightly as an apology."