What is the best tool in the world?
Idk...maybe a HAMMER?
You're such a tool Kuger!
....
Owait...
KUGER IS TEH BEST TOOL EVA! >:D
EDIT: S'cuse my lame reply, my humor has been a little broken lately.
Question of the day! (win ce) (Closed until further notice)
Wed, 05/09/2012 - 23:16
#2652
5/10/12
Wed, 05/09/2012 - 23:10
#2653
Question 05/10/12
What is the
Question 05/10/12
What is the best tool in the world?
Unless you count swiss army knife types of tools I don't believe there is one. Every tool, everything really, has its place in this world no one tool being ultimately better at everything than any other tool.
Hm... That reminds me of something...
Wed, 05/09/2012 - 23:17
#2654
5/10/12
What is the best tool in the world?
It's the... the... uh... ummm... the thing I use... ummm... the...
-5 minutes later-
It's the... the... uh... ummm... the thing I use... ummm... the...
-1 hour later-
It's the... the... uh... ummm... the thing I use... ummm... the...
-Some guys put up a billboard with a picture of a wrench.
A WRENCH!
Twok Twok Twok Twok Twok
Wed, 05/09/2012 - 23:32
#2655
5/10/12
"What is the best tool in the world?"
Duct tape is the best tool in the world. Duct tape fixes everything.
Broken toy? Duct tape.
Broken car window? Duct tape.
Broken relationship? Duct tape. It fixes everything, so there must be a way!
Wed, 05/09/2012 - 23:53
#2656
5/10/2012: What is the best tool on the planet?
The best tool on the planet, is a computer. With their ability to gather not only information, but music, videos, and not to mention its gaming capabilities.
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 00:57
#2657
Question 05/10/12
The best tool in the world is one and only scissor blades... It cuts and is very expensive..
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 06:14
#2658
5/10/12
"What is the best tool in the world?"
A candle.
Definately.
Burn all da cake!
....oh, don't mind me, I'm just... uh....
Burning cake.
I dun care.
Nope.
Eat some cake... is tasty...
OUCH, I burned my mouth with candle.
Maybe not.
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 06:36
#2659
5/10/12
the best tool is creativity beacause with creativity you can do any thing
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 07:19
#2660
~
Question 05/10/12
What is the best tool in the world?
Money. It's the tool needed to get other tools.
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 08:28
#2661
5/10/12 best tool
Hmm... whats the best tool in the world.
well that would be the sonic screwdriver.
or if i had to make one up it would be a virtual tool that i could program to creat an entertaining and also creative response to fairly strange questions on the enternet so i would not have to think up all these weird friken responses by myself.
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:10
#2662
Best tool ever?A Drink of
Best tool ever?A Drink of water! it helps u survive so you don't die atleast :S There maybe other tools...
What about a torch?it helps you burn you're eyes if you stare into one too long...
a interactive computer?you say stuff and it does it for you...
ooh i know!it's macaroni and cheese!it's tasty....
The World May Never Know...
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 13:55
#2663
5/10/12
The best tool in the world is Chuck Norris's Swiss Army Knife.
It makes other Swiss Army Knives.
And it does everything.
Ever.
Except give you more CE.
:p
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 15:48
#2664
5/10/12
gah!!! I never get the questions right!
I believe there is no best tools in the world. they all have different uses. but, to pick my favoite, I would choose the overpowered warhammer. it will kill everything!
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 12:28
#2665
Having fun, posting on stuff like usual.
5/10/12 Best Tool
I would use one o' those new thingamajigers.
Now what is it called? A Robot Rugger? A Robo Wrench? A Rugger Wrecker?
Hmm....Oh I know! It is a...um..uh..er...I forget.
Let me think a bit.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Hey! I think I know! I think its a Rugged Robot Wrecker!
Wait, thats not it.
*Another person comes in*
Person: Having trouble with your old amnesia Mister Hobbergs?
Eh, I dunno. Joey, will you get me some juice?
Person: Um, sir? My name is Richard.
It is? Bah..
Say, Bob, what about that juice?
Richard: Sigh...
*Richard leaves then comes back with a gallon of juice*
Why, thank you Jim!
Now...let me think about that tool....Hey! I think I know!
A Rugged Robo Wrench!
Wait a second...thats not it...
*Drinks Juice*
-2 minutes later-
Hey, I could really go for some juice...
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 19:43
#2666
Best tool eh? 5/10/12
I'd say the best tool is an Army Knife. It's one tool with just about any tool you need inside it! Maybe one day we can make an Army Knife that has a tool for EVERYTHING.
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 21:23
#2667
Question 05/10/12 What is
Question 05/10/12
What is the best tool in the world?
A crowbar! You can...
Pull out nails.
Make deep gouge marks in wood.
Throw it.
Destroy furniture.
Whack people.
Smash people.
Jab people.
Stab people.
Slash people.
Maim people.
Maul people.
Gash people.
Threaten people.
Bash people.
Tear people.
Kill people.
BAN people.
Rip pieces of people's shin out.
Break bones.
And so on and so forth.
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 21:27
#2668
5/10/12
Best tool in the world.
Chinese military issue shovels. Flat spades with sharpened edges. You can use them as shovels, axes, weapons.....
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 21:57
#2669
5/10
The best tool in the world is ur imagination because it can do anything! Jk, its Chuck norris. Did i just say that out loud?
I just called chuck norris a tool... /suicidebyNecro'scrowbar
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 22:07
#2670
Previous winners
Previous winners 5/10/12
Lordofnecromancers
Artistbma
New question 5/11/12
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 22:13
#2671
5/11/12
If you got to elect a new player for Game Master, Who would you choose and why?
Kuger.
Why? Let's just say...I have somewhat access to the Jem forums.
That's right.
I'M GONNA INVALIDATE YOUR LITTLE SIGGIE-THINGY! >:D
EDIT: Also: http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/300/615/fc2.gif
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 06:39
#2672
5/12/11
me cause I got my dates wrong
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:52
#2673
5/11/12
The person i would promote to gm status would be any body creative enough to get me some free ce for answering this question.
Then i would have to come up with a strange some what stupid reson why the person should be gm an then go back through and add more writing to have it seem longer and make it look like i actualy put some thought into my response.
But i wont becuase it takes too friken long to type all of that out.
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 12:14
#2674
Question 05/11/12
If I got to
Question 05/11/12
If I got to elect a new player for Game Master, whom would I choose and why?
I... don't know. That's not how Game Masters are selected... If that were how they were made well... I say Kuger also so she could spawn CE for herself and continue the Question Of The Day without fear of running out.
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 12:27
#2675
Having fun, posting on stuff like usual.
5/11/12
I dunno...
Um...ME!!!
I Am the FULL package!!!!
1. I can do stuff on a computer.
2. I can go buy some food.
3. I CAN be nice.
4. I can do stuff on a computer.
5. I can make pancakes.
6. I can do stuff on a computer.
7. I can help people.
8. I can watch movies about killers who cut out hearts of people without throwing up.
9. I can be awesome.
10. I can do stuff on a computer.
11. I have a pretty good sense of humor.
12. I can cook waffles.
13. I can party at parties.
14. I have to take a nap in the middle of parties because I'm so exhausted from all that partying.
15. I can do stuff on a computer.
16. I can ban people for fun.
17. I can laugh because I ban people for fun.
18. I can do stuff on a computer.
19. I'm very active on Spiral Knights.
20. I can sleep.
21. I can go into the pout corner if I'm bad.
22. I can do stuff on a computer.
23. I don't love cats or dogs.
24. I can sing songs.
25. I can chillax and not do work for hours on end.
26. I can make sure Lordofnecromancers doesn't win on this question.
27. I can do stuff on a computer.
28. I can MAKE people like me.
29. I can open doors.
30. I can do stuff on a computer.
There ya go! 30 reason WHY I am the FULL package!
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 17:24
#2676
If you got to elect a new
If you got to elect a new player for Game Master, Who would you choose and why?
Don't know because Game Masters are hired for the job and take a test before they actually become a official Game Master.But i pick Kuger because he made this hilarious thread
he can give you a random amount of CE
Do stuff on his computer
come up with random questions
But i would pick me !because i will ban all of you :S
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 18:24
#2677
5/11/12
If you got to elect a new player for game master, who would you choose and why?
I would choose myself, so i can spawn ce for myself and make the ce market skyrocket to irritate others :3
and so i can run around the fountain in haven with a cupcake on my head trying to /hug everyone i see. In other words, i would be a very affectionate gm.
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 22:32
#2678
Previous Winners
Previous Winners 5/11/12
Psychodestroyer
Artistbma
New question 5/12/12
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 00:58
#2679
Question 05/12/12 How would I
Question 05/12/12
How would I react if I accidentally interrupted Vanaduke's tea party?
I'd say: "Oh hey Master Vanaduke. How are you? Yeah, sorry for interrupting. I'm just here to announce that you just happen to be the 100th oblivious participant of some random-event-and-I-have-no-idea-what-it-is and are now the lucky winner of 100,000,000,000 Crowns!"
Then I'd hand him the check that says in real small letters: "By the way: I just found out I'm wrong: you're the 101st. You don't get 100,000,000,000 Crowns but you still get this now totally useless piece of paper. Have a nice day!" on it that I always keep on my person. He probably wouldn't be happy of course once he found out it what it was so I'd then snatch a plate of cookies and head back up the elevator faster than you could say "elevensies" as he goes and fetches his glasses.
Or I'd just pull an Atgatg on him. More or less the same thing.
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 00:57
#2680
5/12/12
"How would you react if you accidentally interrupted Vanaduke's tea party?"
Well I'd like to think my mother raised me well, and my manners would naturally obligate me to apologize. So the first thing I would do is apologize sincerely to Lord Vanaduke. This could go one of two ways:
1) Lord Vanaduke accepts my apologies and invites me to enjoy tea with him.
2) Lord Vanaduke's anger gets the better of him, and I end up like this guy.
Probably the latter, but who knows? Maybe Vanaduke's a little more pleasant at his tea parties than he is when he's fighting knights.
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 01:06
#2681
5/12/12
How would you react if you accidentally interrupted Vanaduke's tea party?
I ask if I could have some. We all have to break for tea time, don't we?
Don't we!?
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 04:06
#2682
5/12/12
How would you react if you accidentally interrupted Vanaduke's tea party?
Run to him.
Drink his tea.
Flip his table.
Run away
????
PROFIT
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 04:06
#2683
5/12/12
Oops. Doublepost sry
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 04:45
#2684
5/12/12
"How would you react if you accidentally interrupted Vanaduke's tea party?"
Well, if I ever saw Vana drinking tea, it would be a bad idea to laugh as I'd feel inclined to do.
So I'd just stand there like an idiot until Vana decided to smash me.
Then I'd revive and flee, knocking over the table in the process.
Vana has grudge against me.
Whoopee.
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 04:47
#2685
Having fun, posting on stuff like usual.
5/12/12 Interrupt Vana Tea Party.
First I would ask him why he is having one because he normally is very...how do i put this..aggravated.
He would take one look at me, pick up his flaming fire mace and try to smash me into the ground.
I would try to dodge and if I get away I would scream "YES"
Vana would hear me.
"Come here, foolish mortal."
"No thanks."
"You have interrupted the ultra SNUGGLE Fire storm citadel TEa PArty!"
"Oh-kay."
"You made Mr. Snugglipus sad."
*points over his shoulder at a stuffed octopus sitting in a chair*
"SEE?"
"um.."
"SAY YOUR SORRY!!! Or I'll smash your face in."
"Sorry, Mr. um..er..uh...Snuggles?"
"SNUGGLIPUS!!"
"Thats what I meant.."
"Nah-AH!"
"Yah-HA"
"I DESPISE mortals..leave this place quick..because I'm in the mood for barbecue..."
"Yes vanaduke sir uh thatnks for having me."
"BEGONE!"
"K."
*Runs out of the Firestorm citadel*
*Vanaduke burst out of the ground and swings his mace high over his head*
"Crap."
KABOOM SMASH!
"Ouch."
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 06:30
#2686
5/12/12 (yay I got my date right)
Well you see me an vana don't have a good relationship you see he is too good a sniper with that mace well here it goes
Me: yo vanaduck what's cookin
Vanaduck: how dare you call me vanaduck I am vanaduke
Me: shure ok vanaduck ...
Vanaduck: I am vanaduke!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: ok ok don't burn a hole in the core now can we be sivlised
"vanaduke": no you insulted me in front of death horn and great fang
Me: so that uacorn and that new cat stuffed animals
"vanaduke": now you insult them now you will die
Me: oh no I get on the elevator and return to heaven
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 06:54
#2687
No subject line spam here, move along
Me: HEY BANANADUKE
VanaBanana: OW HEY I SPILLED TEA ON MY JEANS RAAAAAGE
Me: Looks like you're steaming mad.
Me: Badum-tizzzsh.
VanaBanana: You dare make crass puns in my throne room?!
Me: The only thing that's crass around here is the decor! The architect's mind probably went to blazes!
Me: Badum-tizzzsh.
VanaBanana: EVICT MY THRONE NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF MY SCEPTER! A THOUSAND TONS OF HEATED VANADIUM IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!
Me: Are you talking about your mace or yourself?
(audience laughing)
VanaBanana: THAT IS IT! GUARDS! TAKE HIM AWAY!
Me: Your Omnipotence, have mercy!
VanaBanana: I hated that show!
Me: Hey look guards! Up in the sky! There's something out thePUNCH IN YOUR FACE
Le me runs away to the lift
VanaBanana: COME BACK!
Le me busts out microphone
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 10:26
#2688
Tea party? WHERE?
"How would you react if you accidentally interrupted Vanaduke's tea party?"
Me: Who are you?
Vanaduke: WHO IN BLAZES ARE YOU.
Me: Generation Shock. And you?
Vanaduke: I AM LORD VANADUKE, SLAYER OF 5*'S AND IGNITER OF VOG!
Me: Well, If you're going to brag...
I get right up to his face, making him slightly cower.
Me: I AM GENERATION SHOCK! I CLEANED THE SKYLARK BEFORE IT CRASHED, SLAYED THE SNARBOLAX 55 TIMES, STOPPED 12 CONSECUTIVE ATTACKS ON HAVEN FROM THE GREMLINS, CLEANED THE ROYAL JELLY PALACE, AND EVEN KILLED THE WARMASTER OF THE GRAND ARSENAL! I DON'T THINK THAT THE DUKE FROM A BURNING KINGDOM CAN STOP ME!
Vanaduke inches back, and starts to look worried.
Vanaduke: Okay, Okay, No need to shout...
Me: Good. You understand. Now, can I have some tea? Or do I have to flip the table?
Vanaduke: Er... Would you like some tea, Mrs...
Me: MS GENERATION SHOCK!
Vanaduke: Er, Miss Generation shock?
Me: Yes please. Thank you.
And then I would sit down at the table, Drink some tea, Have a nice chat about how the surface is, and give him a big hug for letting me have tea with him. Isn't that an awesome way to do it?
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 12:56
#2689
How would you react if you
How would you react if you accidentally interrupted Vanaduke's tea party?
i would flip his table but i would drink his tea first than i would try to kill Vanaduke
With my Tempered Calibur,Great Defender and Wolver Coat And Cap!And ultimately fail.xD
But first i would tell him I BEAT THAT [SCRAP] SNARBOLAX 5 TIMES BEATEN THE ROARMALUS TWINS 2 TIMES
beat THE RJK 3 TIMES IN SOLO KILLED A THOUSAND WEAK GREMLINS TOOK ON TIER 3 MISSIONS LIKE BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF YOU!
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 17:10
#2690
I would be surprised for
I would be surprised for about 3 seconds, kill him,eat all his cookies, rip his dolls apart, then complement his cookie baking.All in that order
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 21:46
#2691
5/13/12
How would you react if you accidentally interrupted Vanaduke's tea party?
Tea? Don't mind if I do.
---
Vanaduke's Tea Party of Kings of Doom
Vana: Want some more tea, Mrs. Ice Queen?{{Heart}} How about you Mr. Jelly King? King Tinkinzar...?
Ice Queen: Shlorp Jiggle Shlorp Shlorp Jiggle
Vana: Sure! I'll add some cookies! Please have a soothing hot spa treatment in Almire! Too-too-doo! Off to make some cookies!
---
I reach the Throne Room.
---
Vana finally finished the cookies and saw me.
---
Vana: What's this? More wolves hungry for the blood of... Al...mire... Please do excuse me, Ice Queen and Jelly King and King Tinkinzar...
Vana: Want some tea and cookies?
Me: Don't mind if I do. After this want to go have a round with me?
Vana: I'm sorry but I still have to clean this up. You shall have to return to Haven shortly.
Me: Awww... Ok, lets have tea!
---
Other party reaches the Throne Room.
---
Me: Want some tea and cookies?
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 00:10
#2692
5/13/12
How would you react if you accidentally interrupted Vanaduke's tea party?
Me: WHAT THE DICKENSONS!?
Vanaduke:RAAARRGH!
Me:heheheheheh a tea party.
Vanaduke:(coughs) Sorry a cookie was stuck in my throat.
Me: A british accent!?
Vanaduke:Whats wrong with that? My parents were English royalty and I inherited their accents.
(Vanaduke show me a picture of his parents.)
Me: Woah your mum is Kuger! Oh. and May I have a cookie please?
Vanaduke: Yes she was. As you have been good. Yes you may have a cookie. Here you go.
(Vanaduke hands me a rather big cookie)
Me: Gee its rather big.
Vanaduke: Just eat it.
Me: Okay
( I eat it)
Me(with a mouthful of cookie):Oou on't ook any ing ike Uger.
Vanaduke:Can you repeat that.
(I finish eating the biscuit)
Me:I said you don't look anything like Kuger.
Vanaduke: I used to.
Me Okay bye and thanks for the cookie.
I walk to the elevator and go back to haven and talk to Kuger.
Me:I met your son.
Kuger: I have a son!?
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 00:39
#2693
Previous Winners
Previous Winners 5/12/12
Pladypus
Robodoom
New question 5/13/12
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 01:41
#2694
5/14/12
*stumbles out of bed* What time is it?
Me:The great one is alive
World:HEY,MACA MAC RONI!
Kuger:Umm, I asked what the time is?
Me: The time is 24:24 the year of 1234512950124
Kuger:Where am I?
Me:The galaxy is noodle puff Alpha 16S25, the planet Noodle Stuffing Beta 45FDS5, the country Chicken flavouring Zeta 452H and the town Hipstereating Omega 4562HDJA.
Kuger: OK..
Me: Wait a sceond your not the Great Maca-roni.
(Gets out time warp gun and shoots Kuger.)
(Kuger wakes up)
Kuger: I had the weirdest dream.
Nick: Hey get out of my bathtub!
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 02:53
#2695
5/13/12
*stumbles out of bed* What time is it?
/Stomping is heard up the stairs
/Door slams
WHAT THE *%^%!!!! IT'S *&$#$ING 2AM!!! GO TO %*^%&ING SLEEP!
JESUS. Can't a guy get ANY sleep around here!?
/Walks back to the stairs.
/trips over nothing and falls to death.
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/263/801/68c.jpg
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 06:25
#2696
5/13/12 What time is
5/13/12 What time is it?
Hmmm, lemme check.
doodoodoodooodooodoodoooo. doodooodooodoododododdodododdo. doododododododododoodododododo. do doodoo do doooo.
*Looks in a drawer*
Ah! My handy stopwatch!
Let me check the time....
UH OH!
WRONG WATCH! HHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BAJAMBABOINKSDOBANGAMBANG!
Darnit...not again.
-------------------------
Me: Sup George.
George Washington: Hello young LAd! Wonderful day today...I'm bout to blow the ________ heads off those Hessians, wanna come?
ME: (whispers to self) Why am ~I~ the one with the time travel watch?
George: Let me call for a "friend." ROMNEY, GET OVER HERE!
Mitt: WhAT!?!?
George: meet my friend.
Mitt: HI, and im in the wrong time soooooobye.
*MItt walks away*
George: Well he is pleasant.
*George walks away*
I take the watch and teleport back to my home.
Hmmm....now what time is it?
Kuger! It is 7:50.
Wow, my answer was lame.
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 06:17
#2697
No subject line spam here, move along
Kuger /stumbles out of bed
Kuger: Eh...what time is it? /rubs eyes
Me: Wow, you're up early.
Kuger: Just...uh, what is the time? And why are you up?
Me: Well...
Me /turns on background music
...I think that didn't come out right, but whatever.
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 06:38
#2698
5/13/12
"*stumbles out of bed* What time is it?"
"AAAAAAAA
You were supposed to be dead!
Well... because... I killed you!"
I run away while screaming,
"It's MIDNIGHT!"
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 11:01
#2699
5/13/12
Kuger: /yawn Wh-what time is it...
Me: Well you know, you can simply look at the time on one of your watches...
Kuger Oh, well about that... I dun have one /cry
Me: Well in that case, It's time to get a watch!
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 12:16
#2700
5/13/12
*stumbles out of bed* What time is it?
IT'S ADVENTURE TIME...well time to adventure into the Clockworks!
Previous Winners 5/9/12
Lordzen
Keveiin
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