Foey, double posted.
Question of the day! (win ce) (Closed until further notice)
Sun, 04/29/2012 - 04:38
#2502
4/29/12
Sun, 04/29/2012 - 04:53
#2503
4/29/12
"You find an Egg! What's gunna hatch from it?"
"Well, either nothing or-"
"This is CRADLE!" yells someone.
"...oh. Well, getting to the point, it must be....
"A phantom!"
"Wait," says the other person, "a phantom in Haven?"
After thinking for a moment, I shake my head.
"It must be..." I make myself sound exiting, and then giggle inside at others' disappointment when I say,
"A snipe!"
As silence reigns over the small group near me, I throw my hands out.
"Well, whaddya expect?"
I notice they're not looking at me. I whip around.
"WHA?!" I scream as I am whammed by a pack of Rabid Wolvers, followed by two angry Rabid Snarbolaxes.
"B-But the egg was small."
Sun, 04/29/2012 - 05:36
#2504
4/29/12
You find an Egg! What's gunna hatch from it?
My Future Self.
Backstory:
-My future self's Cradle is collapsing and to prevent it from happening, he used his Egg-Sphere Time Machine to go to the past and tell me the answer to Cradle's disaster.
-Me finds out I have awesome 5* Gear in the future and I listened to what he said.
-The answer is to defeat Vanaduke with 3* Armor, Helm, Shield and Gun while using a 5* Sword.
-Everybody knows: When a future self meets the present self, time will collapse and the future self will dissipate.
-My Future Self fades and I reach.
-But I grab the only piece left and it turns into a Leviathan Blade.
Frontstory:
-Me goes into Firestorm Citadel's final stage with force and jumps through the portal my future self gave me.
-Vanaduke yaps all he wants and I rip the Leviathan Blade's Sheath and I fight him.
Fight:
-Me uses Leviathan Blade Level 10. Vanaduke received 5,000 damage.
-Vanaduke uses Heavens Fall and Hells Rise. Me evades using Strike Booster I stole from Lt. Barrus.
-Me uses Recon Cloak and Leviathan Blade. Vanaduke received 5,000 damage and Recon Mark Max.
-Vanaduke is prevented by Recon Mark.
-Me uses Leviathan Blade Strike Boost. I dash and I slash. Vanaduke receives 10,000 damage. Vanaduke is weakening!
-Vanaduke suddenly... GLITCHES!
-Me use F2 and send Bug Report.
-[Random GM] appears!
-Random GM slashes Vanni with Ban Stick, the Ultimate Weapon in Knightliness.
-Vanni unglitches and vulgars me.
-I repeat F2 and Vanni gets banned, replaced by Clone 42 (Comment #2222).
-I win and I reach the Core.
-My Future Self appears and tells me to slice the Core, making it stable enough CE for the Skylark to leave.
-I do and I gather CE and put it at the Skylark.
-NPCs Hooray at me!
-Speech: (towards end) ...I couldn't have met my future self without QoTD! Hooray! Hooray!
Sun, 04/29/2012 - 05:41
#2505
No subject line spam here, move along
An egg you say? Hmm, let me see.
Maybe we can take this to the secret lab that everyone knows about.
DAY 1
Egg was placed in a regulated temperature storage container. Whatever is inside seems to be developing somewhat slowly.
DAY 2
Egg has shaken a few centimeters at least three times this day. Whatever's inside is still developing slowly, albeit faster than it did yesterday.
DAY 3
Some scientists report having nightmares of the egg spawning a horrid reptilian beast. I call BS, dreams are just dreams after all. The egg is shaking more and more noticeably, and more and more frequently.
DAY 4
The egg is starting to fracture. Nobody would go inside because they all had nightmares of the same repulsive scaly visage crawling out from the remains of the egg.
DAY 5
Egg is starting to crack even more. Some of the scientists excused themselves for the rest of the project. [expletive deleted]s.
DAY 6
I am writing this in the broom closet in the lab. The scientists' dreams were right after all... a horrible dinosaur like beast erupted out of the egg and quickly and efficiently eviscerated all the scientists in the surrounding area. I ran outside and barred the door just in time. The creepiest part? It fwasing TALKS. How fwased up is THAT? Any way I
holy shirt the door just got busted open
gotta hide
gotta be silent
and if I don't make it out alive, here's a description of it so you can at least postpone your death
it's purple with a green underbelly
oh no its right outside
tell my wife i lo
Sun, 04/29/2012 - 06:11
#2506
4/29/12
Q:You find an egg!Whats gunna hatch from it?
A:No incubators in haven?! I'll just incubate in FSC. But then Vanaduke comes out and finds me. Keep in mind I'm only 4 star. And so Vanaduke ends up forgetting his big hammer. So I take the egg and make a run for it. I just make it to the elevator... but then it was broken! It would only go down and I had no energy left. But then the egg (It's a miracle!) it hatched a big ninja snipe and it had an acheron. So goodbye Vana. But he had 100 mist so he could tab me and we made it out alive. I kept him as my pet.
Sun, 04/29/2012 - 10:00
#2507
4/29/12
One day I, Supermetalmario, was wandering through the Clockworks when I wound up in Gloaming Wildwoods. I heard the Snarbolax cry, and then, I found an egg! I took it up at the elevator, and the Snarbolax tried to follow me. I went to the Advanced Training Hall and left it on the desk to let every knight to see what becomes of the strange egg.
Day 1
The egg did nothing.
Day 2
The egg did nothing.
Day 3
The egg did nothing.
Day 4
The egg did nothing.
Day 5
The egg did nothing.
Day 6
The egg did nothing.
Day 7
After a week, I transformed the egg into an omelet. That's probably what the Snarbolax would've done too.
Sun, 04/29/2012 - 12:22
#2508
4/29/12
the egg :D yeah that egg yup yup its the egg yesterday i saw it OPENING the egg opened yeah yeah i saw a bird getting out of it so i ate it YUMMY
Sun, 04/29/2012 - 14:46
#2509
4/29/12
out of the egg was a remarkable thing that was indescribable it was shrowded in a foggy rainbow then a knight walks up and says oh that's mine unwraps the foil rap and eats it and says what it's a chocolate egg
Sun, 04/29/2012 - 18:14
#2510
QOD 4/29/12
Oh gosh! I hope it's a Togepi! I've been trying to find one for ages! Oh it would be so-
*Egg Hatches*
Oh.
Oh.
...
/Zone1 WTS> MUDKIP @ 1 CROWN. WILLING TO HAGGLE.
Sun, 04/29/2012 - 20:30
#2511
mmm cheese
Question 04/29/12
You find an Egg! What's gunna hatch from it?
Togepi... 'nuff said
Sun, 04/29/2012 - 21:40
#2512
4/29/12
"You find an Egg! What's gunna hatch from it?"
Yes, you are correct. My friend named "What" is gunna hatch from it.
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 03:25
#2513
4/30/12
"You find an Egg! What's gunna hatch from it?"
oh?
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuuuuuun dun dun dun dun:
Egg hatched from the egg!
Would you like to give a name to your newley hatched Egg?
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 05:53
#2514
4/30/12 You find an Egg! What's gonna hatch from it?
Nothing, the egg never hatched. The egg was in fact, Humpty Dumpty, a character in an English nursery rhyme who apparently sat on a wall one day and had great fall onto the floor. The aftermath of the accident was quite serious and even all the kings horses or the kings men were unable to repair the injured Humpty. He is currently a shattered remain of the great man that he once was and, with your donations, we will work towards finding better cures for helping poor Humpty restore himself and work towards making sure this horrific accident never occurs again.
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 10:18
#2515
Previous winners
Previous winners 4/29/12
Abyssal-Flamberge
The-Fal
Nee question 4/30/12
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 12:01
#2516
4/30/12
The only thing better than bacon on a stick? Bacon covered in chocolate on a stick (It's better than you would think!)
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 12:15
#2517
4/30/12
What is the only thing better than bacon on a stick?
The World
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 12:39
#2518
4/30/12
What is the only thing better than bacon on a stick?
What kind of question is this ?
Spiral knights of course !
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 12:43
#2519
Plz
Can you make a list of all questions plz ?
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 13:33
#2520
4/30/12
what is the only thing better than bacon on a stick?
i will tell you what is better there are 2 possibilities
#1: two pieces of bacon on a stick ohhh yea
#2: a nice warm fluffy biscuit with 3 pieces of crispy bacon a slice of cheese with a a sausage patty in the middle
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 13:58
#2521
4/30/12
Ahhhh, the age old question, "What is the only thing better than bacon on a stick?"
1-Bacon.
2-Unlimited Bacon.
3-Bacon that re-spawns.
4-Bacon that multiplies.
5-Bacon with the ability to re-spawn AND multiply. It only re-spawns after being eaten.
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 15:44
#2522
4/30/12 What is the only thing better than bacon on a stick?
Ah, this question was actually answered in the 1800's. Ok so in the year 1 the Mayans got some pig to make pork, this guys jacked up and made bacon. The Mayans executed this guy for being so ignorant, of course this was before they found how heavenly it tasted, it was a huge hit, teh Mayans became rich! Then like all fads, it waned ever-so-slightly. Everybody still LOVED it, they just didn't buy it like crazy. So, the Mayans, were suprisingly in debt, because they bought too much pigs fro the indians. So they formulated a plan (lxb+s=bos) and put bacon on a stick, it was even more famous than bacon! And up untill the 1800's this was the best tasting food in the world.
Now Tomas Edison made this incredible invention: when you were done drinking your beverage, you can put BACON in the cup and eat it! Cup of Bacon, GENIUS! Today, young men around the world are enjoying this good tasting delecacy!
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 15:56
#2523
4/30/12 What is the only
4/30/12 What is the only thing better than bacon on a stick?
It depends, really.
If you're an omnivore, the only thing better than bacon on a stick is... more bacon on a stick.
If you're vegetarian, the only thing better than bacon on a stick is vegetables on a stick. :P
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 16:47
#2524
4/30/12
"What is the only thing better than bacon on a stick?"
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 17:20
#2525
4/30/12
"What is the only thing better than bacon on a stick?"
Nothing on a stick.
Although bacon has a taste like no other meat, it has a ton of saturated fat and salt...not to mention that it's processed, too. Saturated fat, salt, and chemicals used in processing could all lead to different complications in the human body, including, but not limited to, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, heart disease, and type 2 diabetes.
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 17:38
#2526
Question 04/30/12
What is the
Question 04/30/12
What is the only thing better than bacon on a stick?
heads of scammers on a stick (insert in garden)
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 18:13
#2527
4/30/12
What is the only thing better than a bacon on a stick?
Kuger and Question of the Day! =)
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 22:54
#2528
4/30/12
What is the only thing better than a bacon on a stick?
The only thing better than bacon on a stick is a pig on a tree.
Mon, 04/30/2012 - 23:58
#2529
Previous Winners
Previous Winners 4/30/12
Dammasta
Hot-Iron
New question 5/1/12
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 00:32
#2530
5/01/12
Hey, Where did you put my toothbrush!? I knew you took it!
You were wrong.
Like how you were wrong when you thought you updated the QotD
/Hisses
OH NO I DIDN'T!!!
:P
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 01:16
#2531
@psycho
Hey, Not cool
@psycho
Hey, Not cool bro.
that hurt
you made me cry
Which is impossible because I have no soul
How does that make you feel knowing you made a soulless girl cry?
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 01:31
#2532
5/01/12
Hey, Where did you put my toothbrush!? I knew you took it!
You are wrong I didn't take it because
1:the toothfairy had its annual toothbrush inspection and forgot to put it back.
2:It fell into the toilet.
3:Some stealthy ninjas stole it.
4:Elton John used it and he forgot to put it back when he got kidnapped by stealthy ninjas.
5:It turned invisible.
6:You had a toothbursh fight with Simon Cowell, you lost and you had to give it to him as a prize.You forgot because you fell into the bathtub and bumped your head.
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 01:36
#2533
5/01/12
Hey, Where did you put my toothbrush!? I knew you took it!
What toothbrush? Oh you mean that one? Uhh... I gave it to the Mewkats. Something about needing a cleaning device for their dark ritual. Ooops, I mean what dark ritual?
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 01:43
#2534
@Kuger
"How does that make you feel knowing you made a soulless girl cry?"
Somewhat relevant:
http://megatokyo.com/strip/116
http://megatokyo.com/strip/706
Awwww, sowwy, should I send you some ponies?
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 03:06
#2535
5/1/12
Hey, Where did you put my toothbrush!? I knew you took it!
Uhrmm...... /sweats profusely... You see... Uhrmmm... Bluejaylai means he gave it to my MewKat when he was babysitting my MewKat so MewKat can clean-up---
Bluejaylai: SHUT UP! ABYSSAL! *covers My Mouth with a tablenapkin*
Abyssal: *murmurs*Meshumawihakunimatuwi...
-Dark Ritual 50: Truth Revealing-
Meshumawihakunimatuwi... is the incantation!
A Circle Reveals the Truth!
MewKat: I was inside your body. Meow! Meow! What dark ritual?
Bluejaylai holds a fork and walks toward the MewKat.
Abyssal: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Bluejaylai: Did you brush your teeth?
Abyssal: =_="
Kuger: =_="
Bluejaylai: BECAUSE NOW ITS TIME TO..... Eat! You forgot your fork!
MewKat: Thank you! Meow! Meow! What dark ritual? Milamukitanauwi!
-Dark Ritual 51: Forget About It, Kuger-
Me gives toothbrush back to Kuger.
A Circle makes Kuger forget about the thing that happened!
Kuger: What, who-- My toothbrush! My beloved toothbrush!
Bluejaylai: =_="
Abyssal: =_="
Kuger brushes teeth... Me and Blue notices: the toothe brush is infected with MewKat Rabies!
Blue and Abyss: KUGER!!!!!
We saved Kuger!
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 03:08
#2536
5/1/12
Double posted...
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 05:31
#2537
5/1/12
you are missing your toothbrush well I don't know how to explain this um well you kinda um lost your toothbrushing license because you um well uh for got to use toothpaste yesterday and well the toothbrush authorities took your toothbrush for that and this kinda went on your permanent record
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 07:03
#2538
5/1/12
Hey, Where did you put my toothbrush!? I knew you took it!
I'm sorry... I flushed it down the bog because I was board.
Please forgive me I will buy you a new one!
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 13:25
#2539
5/1/12
Well the story of what happened to your toothbrush goes like this......
So, I dropped my toothbrush in the toilet, when I accidentally hit the switch and made the toilet flush. So naturally, I had to go after it. I followed the sewer lines and eventually found it end in the Charred Court of Vanaduke's castle. So, I figured Vanaduke had it, so I fought my way to him using a Glacius. I got to Vanaduke, and walked in on him using it! So, I destroyed Vanaduke, rescued the toothbrush, and gave it to my friend to give back to you.
Wait.....I gotta call. *Supermetalmario opens the call from his friend.*
Friend: I dropped it in the toilet, and accidentally flushed it.
Me:It begins again....
So I went and repeated everything I did earlier, and, with luck, got your toothbrush back and delivered it safely to your bathroom sink.
Wait.......NO! It fell in again! I flushed it! Again! And thus, the endless cycle of your toothbrush being flushed, found in Vanaduke's mouth, and rescued, began again.
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 14:48
#2540
5/1/12
"Hey, Where did you put my toothbrush!? I knew you took it!"
What, did you forget where I put your toothbrush? Was the experience that traumatizing? Alright, I'll tell you where I put your toothbrush.
I put it inside your mouth, then brushed your teeth.
That's right, I took your toothbrush in my hand and with the utmost precision I inserted that brush into a part of your body, a part that you don't normally let people touch. Slowly and gently, I pushed the brush in and out, in and out, its soft, thin fibers brushing ever so lightly against the tender flesh beyond your lips.
Unaccustomed to having someone do this to you, you squirmed a little uncomfortably at first. However before long, you started getting used to the rhythmic back and forth pattern of the brush moving inside of you, and even began to audibly enjoy the feeling of the brush massaging your gums. It must have been an exciting experience for you; your breathing became short, you made strange noises as the brush moved into the deepest parts of your mouth, and whether it was because of the sweet taste of toothpaste swirling around your tongue or something else, you began to drool a little.
Your face contorted as the brush continued moving in and out, in and out. Maybe you wanted to smile. Maybe you enjoyed having me push the brush into your mouth. Maybe the sensation was so incredibly strange that it was almost fun. Maybe you were actually just about to gag because you were having something forced into your mouth. Maybe it was all of these things, but in any case your facial expression, your panting, your twitching and squirming, and your voice only grew more prevalent as I drew closer to push the brush deeper into your mouth.
Just as we were reaching the climax of our engagement, we were rudely interrupted. Unable to finish up, you were naturally left with a feeling of incompleteness. In an effort to rid yourself of this almost torturous feeling, you must have decided to forget the experience completely.
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 14:52
#2541
5/1/12
Kuger, wake up!!! no one stole your toothbrush... it was next to the bathroom mirror. I remember going over to your house.
well, it wouldnt have happened if you werent filthy rich and have a giant house. I know why you are rich. OOO paid you because you made the biggest topic on the forum. you better be lucky I was in there to see you dancing with your toothbrush. (you didnt brush your teeth with it.. never)
Wed, 05/02/2012 - 05:55
#2542
Previous Winners
Previous Winners 5/1/12
Psychodestroyer
Robodoom
New question 5/2/12
Wed, 05/02/2012 - 05:59
#2543
5/2/12
If you had the option to grow an army, How would you use it?
You mean... like infinite monster spawners?
...
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/9/spiral20120502061352.png/
'Nuff said.
Wed, 05/02/2012 - 06:06
#2544
No subject line spam here, move along
Grow an army?
Literally an army, in any form or shape or number?
ONE MAN ARMY ALL THE WAY, ALL THE DAYS
Wed, 05/02/2012 - 13:33
#2545
5/2/12
first i would help the world and then i would tear it appart atom by atom
Wed, 05/02/2012 - 15:45
#2546
5/2/12
First, I would take over every small island. Then, I'd conquer country after country until I ruled everything! Every bit of Earth! I would name every continent something like, Mariotopia, Marioland, United Countries of Northern Amarioca. And then I'd rule the world with fairness. Or cruelness if you don't pay the "Wallet Tax" to make my wallet nice and fat!
Wed, 05/02/2012 - 15:45
#2547
5/2/12
First, I would take over every small island. Then, I'd conquer country after country until I ruled everything! Every bit of Earth! I would name every continent something like, Mariotopia, Marioland, United Countries of Northern Amarioca. And then I'd rule the world with fairness. Or cruelness if you don't pay the "Wallet Tax" to make my wallet nice and fat!
Wed, 05/02/2012 - 15:57
#2548
2/5/12
Grow my own armies? I wouldn't do that. My shirts would need extra sleevies.
Ohohohohohohoho, that slaps me on the knee.
Wed, 05/02/2012 - 16:40
#2549
5/2/12
If you had the option
5/2/12
If you had the option to grow an army, how would you use it?
I would use it to grow an army. Duh. Not much else you can do with the option of growing an army except growing an army.
Wed, 05/02/2012 - 21:05
#2550
5/2/12
"If you had the option to grow an army, How would you use it?"
If I could grow an army...
I would use that ability to mass-produce pets in a facility like this.
I would then package the pets in nice, convenient pouches.
???
Profit!
You find an Egg! What's gunna hatch from it?
An omelette.
/licks lips.
/Fires up stove.
Yeap... definitely an omelette.