Spiral Knights - Food Fight!

Food Fight!

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Tue, 10/30/2012 - 13:48

#951

Doom-Xx

DIE!

/throws bread daggers at banana and rips his bandaids off
U never read when I mentioned going back to base btw

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 14:34

#952

Banana-Otoko

My bandaids! ;_;

And again, you are incorrect in thinking I didn't read about you going back to your base with the force field. I did read that, which is why I started inventing again.

Speaking of...

"The Banana Teleportation Device is complete!"

*Warps through Doom-Xx's force field and hits him upside the head with a ham, then warps back out.*

*Turns around*

"!?!?! Where--? who--? Trobolta? Whoa, you must've died before I even joined this food fight. Huh. =/"

*Whacks Trobolta upside the head with the ham, then warps away*

*Does research, learns that Trobolta was last seen when Iamnoone threw slimy things inside of a spam can at him.* =|

*Also learns of past "alliance" (More of a spur of the moment kind of thing) with Trobolta and Iamnoone that lasted only five posts, in which they pelted people with rock candy.*

"Some very interesting history in here. However, I failed to see how you died, Trobolta... Were you just hiding in a grave all this time and that's why no one saw you? xD"

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 16:56

#953

Doom-Xx

Oh yeah

/makes force fields impenetrable no matter what even with teleportation but I can go in and they can't be shut down no matter what u do
/teleports base into an undetectable place
/drones shoot banana with jackfruits PS they now shoot jackfruits instead of coconuts
/hides in base

PS rest in pain, trolbolta and how did the first few people who join die? And I killed trolbolta not u

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 17:40

#954

Iamnoone

must protect Trobolta and Bananaman

/blows up the electric companies sub-station
/watches the force fields lose their force
/ambushes Doom-Xx and coats him with twinkie cream
/ignites the twinkie cream and watches Doom-Xx quickly burn in blue flame
/wonders how many chemicals were mixed into that sugary goo

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 18:32

#955

Doom-Xx

I'm immortal!

/hits iamnoone with a jackfruit
/mercilessly and rapidly slashes at iamnoone with a cold celery vanquisher and sprays him with butane and lights him on fire
/tbags iamnoones body and buries him

Rest in pain, iamnoone!

/hits banana with shocking salt
/cuts banana many times
/finishes banana off by burning him with my chili driver
/buries banana

Rest In pain, banana!

/goes back to base and ghost proofs the base

Now you guys can't haunt me!

/upgrades drones, and starts inventing
Now to take care of persef
/drones kill persef with jackfruits and I Bury Him

REST IN PAIN, PERSEF,

And REST IN PAIN, WHATEVER THE NAME OF UR STUPID CULT IS

PS the force fields don't run on electricity

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 18:40

#956

Banana-Otoko

We are not borg.

*But I did create some regenerating nano-probes and infused them in myself and members of the... I'm gonna call it a clan, in the event that this did happen.*

*Used my teleportation device to warp us into underground cave where we can devise a plan.*

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 09:30

#957

Iamnoone

/cries they cancelled Halloween

/runs out and collects all those unneeded pumpkins and jack-o-lanterns
/looks at Doom-Xx
You're so dead now.
/breaks out the pumpkin catapult
/starts firing a barge of pumpkins and jack-o-lanterns your way

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 16:51

#958

Doom-Xx

lol

/does the same to you guys again but gets rid of your regen and this time vaporizes ur bodies and if u somehow come back alive u will fall down an endless pit i designed that has 38927429347235923483274823943725928472948372942384723492842x stronger gravity and u cant teleport out since i stole all ur inventions (actually my drones did)
/hides in new base
/nukes the whole cafeteria with an atomic flour bomb
/teleports base so u guys cant find me

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 17:08

#959

Iamnoone

/falls through the hole in

/falls through the hole in the Earth and comes out on the other side
/just happens to pop out of the hole right in the center of your base
/hits you in the head with a rotten egg

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 17:24

#960

Doom-Xx

No u didn't

U didn't read, I made it impossible for u to go back alive and since the gravity is so strong u woulda died anyways
/does the same but it's endless, not through the earth. I made it outta dark matter btw
/watches as the members of the clans' vapors get sucked down the hole (vaporized u guys remember?)
/steals ALL ur belongings leaving you unable to escape no matter what

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 17:34

#961

Iamnoone

/switches on the regenerating

/switches on the regenerating nano-probes
/flings a kiwi at Doom-Xx

Thu, 11/01/2012 - 11:27

#962

Banana-Otoko

Confusing, you changed your post #959

Hadn't you at first turned into a genie, and whoever found you first got three wishes? And then you changed it to what it said now? I don't remember.

Oh well, I can't be vaporized because I'm a banana, duh.

*Invent secret device of unknownness and it's whereabouts are unknown.*

*Launches many Silver-Stripe Blaasops with tracking devices into the air, which follow Doom-Xx's DNA patterns and land all over his base.*

Thu, 11/01/2012 - 12:25

#963

Fropps

MuhahahahaHA!

/flings volcanic pepper down lamnoone's throat so that it burns holes in his pants.

/eats a banana.

/traps Doom-Xx in his own base! Ha!

Thu, 11/01/2012 - 15:39

#964

Banana-Otoko

Glad I wasn't around when you ate that banana... D=

That's just kind of sick.

*Hits Fropps with a beam of salami!*

Thu, 11/01/2012 - 17:53

#965