The super secret device I made in post #963 was: A pair of chooba tanks! (chili-resistant scuba gear)
*Puts on on and gives another to Iamnoone.*
*Swims to the bottom of the spicy chili to find the plug in the earth*
*Unplugs it and chili lava drains into the earths core.*
*Saves a bowl and put's it in a burger*
*Throws burger in Thunderbog's face.*
*Doesn't understand a thing Boodo said, so just hits him with a ham.*
Bakes fresh pie. Eats half of it. Throws the rest at iamnoone throws up what he eat on him to soorry