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Thu, 10/25/2012 - 11:41
#901
Banana-Otoko's picture
Banana-Otoko
Boom!

*Watches as Doom-Xx trips a Chili-burger landmine*

*Chuckles* (Not picking on you, by the way. Whoever tripped the first landmine was determined by whoever posted 7 posts after I laid the mines. =)

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 11:44
#902
Gearsolider's picture
Gearsolider
team up?

i run up to persef and say that if we can be a team too , or else i will stab a durain up your ass

this is the durain.
http://www.alissacohen.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/durain-8.jpg

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 13:42
#903
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
TEAM UP

Banana, how bout i help u?
/e Shoves bread needles up gearsolider's A$$ and shoots persef with a chili driver, burning persef's mouth
cloaks and gets away and hides in locker room so no one can attack me

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 18:37
#904
Banana-Otoko's picture
Banana-Otoko
Intriguing...

*Looks at Gearsoldier*

"Ya know, I turned into a durian once." (See post #813)

*Turns to Doom-Xx*

"I will have to speak with my colleague and get back to you."

*Turns to Iamnoone*

"What do you think about that guy?"

*Starts inventing while waiting for a response...*

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 02:35
#905
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Who, banana cream pie

Who, banana cream pie butt?
/gets a butt pucker
And have Persef shoving bananas up our butt? I think not. Better to get Persef on our side.
But you could be the next banana uses!?!
I dunno know. We should stay out of this one.
/throws a handful of my life long supply of pudding at Doom-Xx

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 04:33
#906
Persef's picture
Persef
*join Iamnoone instead*

*join Iamnoone instead*

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 10:03
#907
Banana-Otoko's picture
Banana-Otoko
I see.

*Turns back to Doom-Xx*

"Well, sorry but we do not require your services. However! You get to be the first to see my new invention in action! The Banannon®! It's... some sort of banana-cannon thing. The name is subject to change. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is completely coincidental."

*Shoots banannon-bunch at Doom-Xx, breaking the coco-han*

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 14:37
#908
Gearsolider's picture
Gearsolider
REVENGE

I RUN UP AND SMASH PERSEFS SKULL WITH MY DURAIN
and say "changed your mind yet?"

now the durain looks like this
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsfw0yA8cV1r465ido1_1280.jpg

it has a big crack.whippe,time to eat ^.^.(its edible)

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 14:54
#909
Banana-Otoko's picture
Banana-Otoko
Itadakimasu! ^^

*Rushes in an eats Gearsolider's durian before he can taste it.*

*Put's on empty durian shell as hat and flees the scene.*

"Mwahahaha!"

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 15:42
#910
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Cake Nuke!!!

I use a cake nuke on everyone and blow it all up!!!

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 17:41
#911
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
/throws a coconut at

/throws a coconut at Gearsolider and hits him in the head.
/stands over the unconscious Gearsolider
Persef has joined the cult. Mess with one in the cult and you mess with all of the cult.
/pours rum over Gearsolider so everyone thinks he passed out from drinking pina coladas

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 18:03
#912
Banana-Otoko's picture
Banana-Otoko
Terminology error!

*Turns to Iamnoone*

"Cult? Are we a religion of food fighting? I think not. I believe "alliance" or "clan" or "clique" (no, not clique xD) or "league" would be more appropriate."

*Turns to Persef*

"Welcome abroad."

*Sprays whipped cream on Gearsoldier's hand and waits for him to wake up and rub the bump on his head.*

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 18:09
#913
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
PIE!!!

I throw pie at Banana-Otoko's face for using logic.

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 18:10
#914
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Anti-clique clique of food

Anti-clique clique of food fighting?
/waits over Gearsoldier with a camera so I can snap a picture of him creaming himself

lol That almost sounds perverted.

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 18:12
#915
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
yeah

it's as silly as the chilly-thrower I used on you just now.

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 18:42
#916
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
Errgh

Never needed that cocohan. /e Scans the location for more mines
Burns pipis mouth with a chili driver and kills pipi with my cold celery vanquisher then I run back to the locker room so you CANT HIT MEHAHAHA
PS Can't I at least have a peace treaty with u banana?

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 22:17
#917
Banana-Otoko's picture
Banana-Otoko
Pie? PIE!

*Eats most of the pie splatted on my face. Uses leftover and puts in banannon with a banannon-bunch, making it a semi-banannon-creme-pie*

*Waits for someone to walk in range.*

(Doesn't say anything to Doom-Xx, leaving him to wonder if there is peace or not, oh the madness of the unknown! @_@)

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 22:35
#918
Xxpapaya's picture
Xxpapaya
The papaya throws a papaya which throws a papaya

*Throws a papaya at Banana-Otoko while staying out of his/her range, that papaya throws another papaya which throws another papaya which throws another papaya (papayaception =) ).

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 23:08
#919
Banana-Otoko's picture
Banana-Otoko
Two can play the throwing game!

You may have thought you were out of range, but once I fired the bananon the banana-creamed-bunch-pie threw another banana-creamed-bunch-pie which threw another banana-creamed-bunch-pie which threw another banana-creamed-bunch-pie!

*Still got hit with lotsa papayas though =/*

And Otoko means man, just so ya know. Would've been banana-man, but someone stoled it. >=(

Sat, 10/27/2012 - 13:56
#920
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Fake

that was a fake me Doom-Xx, I put you where you put the fake me and shove a pie into your face

Sat, 10/27/2012 - 18:03
#921
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
potato meator

I hit Banana with a potato meator for using pie I blew up after it hit your face

Sat, 10/27/2012 - 16:30
#922
Banana-Otoko's picture
Banana-Otoko
That's a confusing statement...

So uh... this is what I read in that statement:

"I hit Banana with a potato meator for using pie" (What is a meator? Meat, or? Not meteor obviously. =P )

"I blew up after it hit your face" (So after this uh, 'meator' hit my face, you blew up?)

Very confusing but considering you blew up, I don't think I can ask you how this all works. So...

*Takes the remains of the "meator" and shoots it at Xxpapaya with the Banannon.*

Sat, 10/27/2012 - 17:03
#923
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
/walks into the cafeteria and

/walks into the cafeteria and sees many banana cream pies fling around
/becomes overwhelmed with joy
/bounces
/flips and flies through the air
/opens my big mouth and starts catching those pies and swallowing them in one bite
Thanks Banana :D

/flips again and losses some of those pies
/the banana cream pie puke lands on Doom-Xx's head
I guess you don't have to wonder about the peace thing any more.

Sat, 10/27/2012 - 18:10
#924
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
this is what it was

it was a meteor made of meat discuised as a potato, I blew up all the remains after it got meat everywhere (no I did not blow up, I blew the pie up after the pie hit you, read it correctly, not just reading I blew up cuz I didn't, so you basicly never had pie, everyone that got hit with a pie or ate one from banana didn't)

Sat, 10/27/2012 - 18:06
#925
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
you misreader!!!

I blow up Banana with explosive grapes for being a bad reader, READ IT RIGHT!!!

Sat, 10/27/2012 - 18:12
#926
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
/stick dynamite in a pumpkin

/stick dynamite in a pumpkin and launches the pumpkin bomb at Pipi
IT'S A DIRECT HIT!!!
/blows up Pipi
/giggles at the pumpkin mess

Sat, 10/27/2012 - 18:48
#927
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
anouther fake

that was anouther fake I got millions of them. I grab a dynamite taco minigun and shot it all at lamnoone, I destroy all his fakes and real self if he has any like me

Sat, 10/27/2012 - 18:53
#928
Softhead's picture
Softhead
/sit

..

Sat, 10/27/2012 - 19:10
#929
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Anouther PIE!!!

I shove a pie in Atrumvindexes face for saying nothing and blow up all the pie remains

Sat, 10/27/2012 - 20:04
#930
Tarnrazar's picture
Tarnrazar
-random uncloak-

-a ghostmane stalker collects all the leftovers, throwing veggies and fruit at everyone-

Sun, 10/28/2012 - 05:45
#931
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Raises from my grave

And chucks calamari rings at everyone, slicing some in half.

Sun, 10/28/2012 - 07:05
#932
Tarnrazar's picture
Tarnrazar
HA!

-he artfully dodged it, delivering some honey to seerus and his slave-

Sun, 10/28/2012 - 07:06
#933
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
but the ghostmane...

but he can only throw stuff at who threw it so he NEVER throws at me (I exploded all the remains)

Sun, 10/28/2012 - 08:43
#934
Banana-Otoko's picture
Banana-Otoko
This is a slippery situation.

*Throws a banana peel under Pipipipipi's feet as he's running.*

*I give Atrumvindex a stick of celery to defend himself, then hit him over the head with a fried chicken.*

Sun, 10/28/2012 - 09:08
#935
Gearsolider's picture
Gearsolider
haha.

As i awaken and was about to scratch my head, i noticed the cream and went bezerk.

"well,you cant fool me people."

So i snatch the durain shell from banana and put it into everyones ass one at a time , while a nibble a bit of durain remains every time i have stabbed someone.

then i got a pile of boiling oil and poured oil over lamoone and his new canon

"im never gonna be on some comedy show , you painus."

this was the oil.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fIoHprqx9nk/TebEKAU6C0I/AAAAAAAABLg/G95A2M6r-X...
it looks like condesed cream.yum.

Sun, 10/28/2012 - 09:23
#936
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
I wasn't running

Banana, I wasn't running. when you throw it at me, I grabed it and threw it back in your face. also I threw a pie at the next person who posts. (and blew up it's remains.)

Sun, 10/28/2012 - 10:38
#937
Tarnrazar's picture
Tarnrazar
-he escaped before he got hit

-he escaped before he got hit or got ap ie thrown, escaped with leftovers-

Sun, 10/28/2012 - 17:01
#938
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
U must die!

/e burns tarn's mouth with my chili driver
Slashes the real pipi with my cold celery vanquisher PS I used a decoy detector
Throws a cabbage bomb at gearsolider that covers him in rotten cabbage
Repairs Cocohan and pops trobolta's head with it
Runs back to locker room so NO ONE CAN HIT ME HA!

Sun, 10/28/2012 - 14:20
#939
Persef's picture
Persef
I summon banana airstrike and

I summon banana airstrike and all of you go boom (except members of the cult)

Sun, 10/28/2012 - 15:15
#940
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
Ha

And except for me since I was hiding in my super secret base HA!
/e Builds super strong drones armed with bread missiles, hamburger bombs, cocohans, and super smart AI
Shoves castor beans down persefs mouth and he dies from the ricin.

Sun, 10/28/2012 - 15:38
#941
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta

Splashes hot coffee in Doom's face.

Sun, 10/28/2012 - 16:28
#942
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
Coffe Won't work on me

/drones shoot trolbolta with Cocohan

Sun, 10/28/2012 - 18:13
#943
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
/skips a cheeseburger off of

/skips a cheeseburger off of Doom-Xx's head.

Sun, 10/28/2012 - 20:11
#944
Tarnrazar's picture
Tarnrazar
-thief mode-

-steals a cheeseburger for my self and he getss ent flying sicne Seerus has a burning mouth now-

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 10:25
#945
Banana-Otoko's picture
Banana-Otoko
Triple posting? I dislike that.

*Plants a stinky cheese bomb on Doom-Xx for triple-posting.*

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 11:14
#946
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
/uses a pumpkin for a bowling

/uses a pumpkin for a bowling ball and bowls Doom-Xx over making him fall on his back and making the stinky cheese bomb land on his face

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 12:45
#947
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
i didnt triple post. READ iT!

/drones shoot banana for reading wrong
/Runs back to base
NO ONE CAN HIT ME HA!

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 17:24
#948
Banana-Otoko's picture
Banana-Otoko
Whoa, I did read it wrong. xD

"It was hard to tell because you guys had the same icon!"

*Apologizes, then detonates stinky cheese bomb anyway after being blown up by random foods.*

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 19:02
#949
Doom-Xx's picture
Doom-Xx
Ha

/dodges bomb and cuts banana with a cold celery vanquisher
PS u didn't read again!!! The drones shoot bread missiles, coconuts and hamburger bombs
/cuts banana a second time for not reading again
/shoves a chum burger down iamnoones mouth
Now I'm back in my base protected by force fields HA!

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 21:17
#950
Banana-Otoko's picture
Banana-Otoko
Doom-Xx, I did indeed read that time.

I said "random foods" in a general sense, instead of mentioning each individual food, to save my words. I remembered the fact that they included missiles and bombs, thus why I said I was blown up by them.

*Bandages cuts and gives Iamnoone some ginger ale*

*Starts inventing again*

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