i run up to persef and say that if we can be a team too , or else i will stab a durain up your ass
this is the durain.
http://www.alissacohen.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/durain-8.jpg
i run up to persef and say that if we can be a team too , or else i will stab a durain up your ass
this is the durain.
http://www.alissacohen.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/durain-8.jpg
Banana, how bout i help u?
/e Shoves bread needles up gearsolider's A$$ and shoots persef with a chili driver, burning persef's mouth
cloaks and gets away and hides in locker room so no one can attack me
*Looks at Gearsoldier*
"Ya know, I turned into a durian once." (See post #813)
*Turns to Doom-Xx*
"I will have to speak with my colleague and get back to you."
*Turns to Iamnoone*
"What do you think about that guy?"
*Starts inventing while waiting for a response...*
Who, banana cream pie butt?
/gets a butt pucker
And have Persef shoving bananas up our butt? I think not. Better to get Persef on our side.
But you could be the next banana uses!?!
I dunno know. We should stay out of this one.
/throws a handful of my life long supply of pudding at Doom-Xx
*Turns back to Doom-Xx*
"Well, sorry but we do not require your services. However! You get to be the first to see my new invention in action! The Banannon®! It's... some sort of banana-cannon thing. The name is subject to change. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is completely coincidental."
*Shoots banannon-bunch at Doom-Xx, breaking the coco-han*
I RUN UP AND SMASH PERSEFS SKULL WITH MY DURAIN
and say "changed your mind yet?"
now the durain looks like this
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsfw0yA8cV1r465ido1_1280.jpg
it has a big crack.whippe,time to eat ^.^.(its edible)
*Rushes in an eats Gearsolider's durian before he can taste it.*
*Put's on empty durian shell as hat and flees the scene.*
"Mwahahaha!"
I use a cake nuke on everyone and blow it all up!!!
/throws a coconut at Gearsolider and hits him in the head.
/stands over the unconscious Gearsolider
Persef has joined the cult. Mess with one in the cult and you mess with all of the cult.
/pours rum over Gearsolider so everyone thinks he passed out from drinking pina coladas
*Turns to Iamnoone*
"Cult? Are we a religion of food fighting? I think not. I believe "alliance" or "clan" or "clique" (no, not clique xD) or "league" would be more appropriate."
*Turns to Persef*
"Welcome abroad."
*Sprays whipped cream on Gearsoldier's hand and waits for him to wake up and rub the bump on his head.*
Anti-clique clique of food fighting?
/waits over Gearsoldier with a camera so I can snap a picture of him creaming himself
lol That almost sounds perverted.
it's as silly as the chilly-thrower I used on you just now.
Never needed that cocohan. /e Scans the location for more mines
Burns pipis mouth with a chili driver and kills pipi with my cold celery vanquisher then I run back to the locker room so you CANT HIT MEHAHAHA
PS Can't I at least have a peace treaty with u banana?
*Eats most of the pie splatted on my face. Uses leftover and puts in banannon with a banannon-bunch, making it a semi-banannon-creme-pie*
*Waits for someone to walk in range.*
(Doesn't say anything to Doom-Xx, leaving him to wonder if there is peace or not, oh the madness of the unknown! @_@)
*Throws a papaya at Banana-Otoko while staying out of his/her range, that papaya throws another papaya which throws another papaya which throws another papaya (papayaception =) ).
You may have thought you were out of range, but once I fired the bananon the banana-creamed-bunch-pie threw another banana-creamed-bunch-pie which threw another banana-creamed-bunch-pie which threw another banana-creamed-bunch-pie!
*Still got hit with lotsa papayas though =/*
And Otoko means man, just so ya know. Would've been banana-man, but someone stoled it. >=(
that was a fake me Doom-Xx, I put you where you put the fake me and shove a pie into your face
I hit Banana with a potato meator for using pie I blew up after it hit your face
So uh... this is what I read in that statement:
"I hit Banana with a potato meator for using pie" (What is a meator? Meat, or? Not meteor obviously. =P )
"I blew up after it hit your face" (So after this uh, 'meator' hit my face, you blew up?)
Very confusing but considering you blew up, I don't think I can ask you how this all works. So...
*Takes the remains of the "meator" and shoots it at Xxpapaya with the Banannon.*
/walks into the cafeteria and sees many banana cream pies fling around
/becomes overwhelmed with joy
/bounces
/flips and flies through the air
/opens my big mouth and starts catching those pies and swallowing them in one bite
Thanks Banana :D
/flips again and losses some of those pies
/the banana cream pie puke lands on Doom-Xx's head
I guess you don't have to wonder about the peace thing any more.
it was a meteor made of meat discuised as a potato, I blew up all the remains after it got meat everywhere (no I did not blow up, I blew the pie up after the pie hit you, read it correctly, not just reading I blew up cuz I didn't, so you basicly never had pie, everyone that got hit with a pie or ate one from banana didn't)
I blow up Banana with explosive grapes for being a bad reader, READ IT RIGHT!!!
/stick dynamite in a pumpkin and launches the pumpkin bomb at Pipi
IT'S A DIRECT HIT!!!
/blows up Pipi
/giggles at the pumpkin mess
that was anouther fake I got millions of them. I grab a dynamite taco minigun and shot it all at lamnoone, I destroy all his fakes and real self if he has any like me
I shove a pie in Atrumvindexes face for saying nothing and blow up all the pie remains
-a ghostmane stalker collects all the leftovers, throwing veggies and fruit at everyone-
And chucks calamari rings at everyone, slicing some in half.
-he artfully dodged it, delivering some honey to seerus and his slave-
but he can only throw stuff at who threw it so he NEVER throws at me (I exploded all the remains)
*Throws a banana peel under Pipipipipi's feet as he's running.*
*I give Atrumvindex a stick of celery to defend himself, then hit him over the head with a fried chicken.*
As i awaken and was about to scratch my head, i noticed the cream and went bezerk.
"well,you cant fool me people."
So i snatch the durain shell from banana and put it into everyones ass one at a time , while a nibble a bit of durain remains every time i have stabbed someone.
then i got a pile of boiling oil and poured oil over lamoone and his new canon
"im never gonna be on some comedy show , you painus."
this was the oil.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fIoHprqx9nk/TebEKAU6C0I/AAAAAAAABLg/G95A2M6r-X...
it looks like condesed cream.yum.
Banana, I wasn't running. when you throw it at me, I grabed it and threw it back in your face. also I threw a pie at the next person who posts. (and blew up it's remains.)
-he escaped before he got hit or got ap ie thrown, escaped with leftovers-
/e burns tarn's mouth with my chili driver
Slashes the real pipi with my cold celery vanquisher PS I used a decoy detector
Throws a cabbage bomb at gearsolider that covers him in rotten cabbage
Repairs Cocohan and pops trobolta's head with it
Runs back to locker room so NO ONE CAN HIT ME HA!
I summon banana airstrike and all of you go boom (except members of the cult)
And except for me since I was hiding in my super secret base HA!
/e Builds super strong drones armed with bread missiles, hamburger bombs, cocohans, and super smart AI
Shoves castor beans down persefs mouth and he dies from the ricin.
/skips a cheeseburger off of Doom-Xx's head.
-steals a cheeseburger for my self and he getss ent flying sicne Seerus has a burning mouth now-
*Plants a stinky cheese bomb on Doom-Xx for triple-posting.*
/uses a pumpkin for a bowling ball and bowls Doom-Xx over making him fall on his back and making the stinky cheese bomb land on his face
/drones shoot banana for reading wrong
/Runs back to base
NO ONE CAN HIT ME HA!
"It was hard to tell because you guys had the same icon!"
*Apologizes, then detonates stinky cheese bomb anyway after being blown up by random foods.*
/dodges bomb and cuts banana with a cold celery vanquisher
PS u didn't read again!!! The drones shoot bread missiles, coconuts and hamburger bombs
/cuts banana a second time for not reading again
/shoves a chum burger down iamnoones mouth
Now I'm back in my base protected by force fields HA!
I said "random foods" in a general sense, instead of mentioning each individual food, to save my words. I remembered the fact that they included missiles and bombs, thus why I said I was blown up by them.
*Bandages cuts and gives Iamnoone some ginger ale*
*Starts inventing again*
*Watches as Doom-Xx trips a Chili-burger landmine*
*Chuckles* (Not picking on you, by the way. Whoever tripped the first landmine was determined by whoever posted 7 posts after I laid the mines. =)