I kill you with my cold celery vanquisher and my chili driver
Food Fight!
Thu, 12/06/2012 - 09:46
#1102
I kill you with my cold
Fri, 12/07/2012 - 19:27
#1103
I throw salt in Doom-Xx's
I throw salt in Doom-Xx's eyes. While he can't see, I go for his legs and flip him into the deep fryer.
Fri, 12/07/2012 - 19:35
#1104
While you were busy doing
While you were busy doing that, i backstabbed you with my meat Avenger!
Sat, 12/08/2012 - 09:09
#1105
I wash my face and kill you
I wash my face and kill you all by planting a ton of dark durian barrages
Sat, 12/08/2012 - 09:24
#1106
Which did not hit me as I
Which did not hit me as I shielded myself with my Jelly-O shield. Then I aim a banana gun at you
Sat, 12/08/2012 - 09:25
#1107
I break ur gun and eat ur
I break ur gun and eat ur shield then I kill you with a Cocohan
Sun, 12/09/2012 - 02:01
#1108
I throw sandvich at you. It
I throw sandvich at you. It beepd. You now have 0.2345678874563 seconds before iit blows up in a awesome SANDVICH bOMB¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡That didn't make sense did it.
Sun, 12/09/2012 - 03:29
#1109
Well....
In the pandemonium,
Well....
In the pandemonium, i quietly snuck to Firestorm Citadel to inform Vanaduke that there is a food fight going on, he then called out an army of bannanabrand wielding Lumbers to assault everyone.
Sun, 12/09/2012 - 07:46
#1110
I set hot chili mines and
I set hot chili mines and they all blow up! Then I eat my strengthening chocolate bar. I take advantage of uber lag and I quietly sneak behind you and stick a deadly darkmelon bomb down your shirts and they blow up in 0.452343423645364736745635244562361245723567345672563645623452364512367456374561234563452345671 centuries
Sun, 12/09/2012 - 08:17
#1111
But I destroyed everyone by
But I destroyed everyone by sending the air force to do a dark durian barrage airstrike
Sun, 12/09/2012 - 08:30
#1112
I energy revive and blast
I energy revive and blast your air force out of the sky. I nom on my chocolate, then I shoot tomatoes out of a sniper rifle with deadly precision.
Sun, 12/09/2012 - 08:34
#1113
You destroyed my decoy and I
You destroyed my decoy and I killed you with a Cocohan
Sun, 12/09/2012 - 08:39
#1114
I
I shoot the cocohan out of your hand with my rifle, then I nom on my chocolate, and I shoot Infernus-Dragneel with mah rifle. Then I nom on my chocolate
Sun, 12/09/2012 - 14:14
#1115
I take the cocohan again and
I take the cocohan again and I kill you all
Sun, 12/09/2012 - 14:41
#1116
First, I nom on chocolate
Then, ahh, the cocohan malfunctioned when I put a fish eye inside. Get ready...EWWWWWWWWWW
Sun, 12/09/2012 - 15:07
#1117
But it backfired and
But it backfired and splattered fish juice coconut onto you
Sun, 12/09/2012 - 18:50
#1118
I nom on chocolate
I wipe my face, and I wrap you in large bacon strips. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLLLOLLOLOOLLLLOLOLOOLWhat theF
Sun, 12/09/2012 - 19:47
#1119
I break the bacon and I kill
I break the bacon and I kill you with my chili driver
Mon, 12/10/2012 - 01:25
#1120
I block it with my meat
I block it with my meat shield,lol, and then I..I cover you with cotton candy! Then I shoot you with my autograpes.
Mon, 12/10/2012 - 13:30
#1121
I burn you with by chili
I burn you with by chili driving youR mouth
Tue, 12/11/2012 - 01:29
#1122
dun dun dunnnnnnnn
I used my pepperbox to kill you all!
it still has the 'pepper' in it (._.)
Tue, 12/11/2012 - 01:43
#1123
I enter the battle
I show up with a string bean machine gun and I kill all of youse!
Tue, 12/11/2012 - 05:34
#1124
Orly?
Woops! Seems that you just stepped on the mine potato!
The whole room is now painted with blood and mashed potato :D
Tue, 12/11/2012 - 14:58
#1125
I spam dark durian barrage
I spam dark durian barrage
Wed, 12/12/2012 - 04:05
#1126
Oh but no...
I wipe off the remains of the mine potato and I back stab Infernus-Dragneel with a Final banana and then I throw my BAT (Big angry Tomatoe) at Doom-Xx
I then run back into the shadows waiting for my time to strike again.........
Wed, 12/12/2012 - 04:24
#1127
I trip you, and send you
I trip you, and send you stumbling into another potato mine, which blasts you into the chili pit. Following that, I spam dark melon bombs in, andd run like hell
Wed, 12/12/2012 - 04:44
#1128
Sorry but.... I returned from
Sorry but.... I returned from the dead and crushed you with my Potato Bomb and quickly threw you into the hole filled with dark durians prepared by the now deceased Doom.
I returned into hiding, waiting for Nyx to cleanse our filthy souls (and hands)
Thu, 12/13/2012 - 02:51
#1129
Unleash the CHICKEN
I protect myself from the blast with a chicken shield then with my Final banana I picked out Infernus-Dragneel wounding him then I enter into duel with Infernus-Dragneel in epic style as we parry block and lunge at each other.
Thu, 12/13/2012 - 03:08
#1130
We battled each other to
We battled each other to death, as I sensed that it is futile to win, i grabbed his neck and planted the potato bomb at my chest.
"If i burn, you burn with me."
Thu, 12/13/2012 - 03:33
#1131
And.....
At the very climax Infernus-Dragneel and I are blasted to pieces and each piece of us flies away into the horizon as the other fighters watch in amazement as they all freeze in one spot.
Thu, 12/13/2012 - 04:34
#1132
Impostoclaus ish not happy
"hohoho!" laughed Impostoclaus, he then stared at all the other knights,
"Where is the love in here?" he whimpered as he shed a tear, "I know! For bad knights i have a present!"
He then threw millions of presents at many knights, as one by one opened the box.... It was an active potato bomb,
BAM!
"hohoho! Merry christmas!"
Thu, 12/13/2012 - 07:09
#1133
FALCON PUNCH!
*Drops the f"ood" bomb on everyone*
Sat, 12/15/2012 - 10:29
#1134
I grab my spur (see steal the
I grab my spur (see steal the cookie game) and it fires cake lazors that kill all (it only does that here)
Sun, 12/16/2012 - 04:20
#1135
I cut open Fallconn and rip
I cut open Fallconn and rip his liver out.
I throw the liver at Pipi.
Here! Eat this!
The liver hits Pipi in the face. SPLUT!!!
Sun, 12/16/2012 - 10:23
#1136
thx lamnoone
I eat the liver and it tastes delisious
I fire my spur at it and it fires a cake lazor that does over 100 damage to lamnonne as a thank you gift
I use a potato meator (a meteor made out of meat discuised as a potato) on the next poster
Sun, 12/16/2012 - 17:49
#1137
Sorry, but i'm the overlord
Sorry, but i'm the overlord of all potato, making your attack useless to me.
Potato Sworddddddddddaaah on everyoneeee!!!!
Sun, 12/16/2012 - 17:56
#1138
Sorry, but i'm the overlord
Darn double post D:
Tue, 12/18/2012 - 14:37
#1139
I spend some mist energy to revive my corpe which is stone cold, on the floor.
Then, I fire watermelons at you through my modified Iron Slug.
Tue, 12/18/2012 - 16:08
#1140
I use my sling-shot and shoot
I use my sling-shot and shoot brussel sprouts at everyone. I start fling cheese every where.
YOU CAN'T HAVE SPROUTS WITHOUT CHEESE!!!
Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:47
#1141
I shoot my cake spur at
I shoot my cake spur at everyone killing him all and I take away the potato powers of lnternus-Dragneel, now I am the overlord of all potato.
Wed, 12/19/2012 - 17:57
#1142
As a Celestial
I return from the dead and I send a hailstorm od tomatoe bombs
Wed, 12/19/2012 - 18:34
#1143
I infuse my food powered
I infuse my food powered lazer with my Winter melon and i freeze everyone
Wed, 12/19/2012 - 22:11
#1144
I summon, Potato!
Nobody steals my potato power while I'm away! D:
luckily, all smart potato overlord always have a back up plan, so I used my final potato to cast Ultima!
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 damage received to everyone
Wed, 12/19/2012 - 23:23
#1145
I block everything with my celestial Ambrosia shield
And I start shootin string beans at everyone. I then load up mystring bean gun and I aim it at Infernus-Dragneel and I stick thousands of stringbeans in his/her eye.
Fri, 12/21/2012 - 13:28
#1146
it doesn't do anything to me
it doesn't do anything to me cuz I am the potato overlord now, I turn Infernus-Dragneel into the cake overlord. Infernus-Dragneel disappears into thin air and never ever existed.
MORAL: The cake is a lie.
Fri, 12/21/2012 - 17:01
#1147
coooookiiiieeeeeeez!
Backup Plan! I'm using my clone to kill you back, since I'm now the cookie overlord >:D
Fri, 12/21/2012 - 17:11
#1148
But...
but your clone never existed because you never existed and you were never cloned...
...I still have the cookie.
Fri, 12/21/2012 - 23:34
#1149
<BARK>
You will rue the day you messed with the ex-potato + cookie overlord!
my other dimension character will avenge me!
Sat, 12/22/2012 - 10:44
#1150
Merp!
*Face-plants into a cream pie left on the floor.*
*Steals Pipipipipi's Cookie* Wahahahaha
*Gives everyone a pancake!*
But my coconut brandish sliced it with ease