Spiral Knights - Corrupt-a-Wish

Corrupt-a-Wish

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Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:19

Ranick

I didn't find one, so I'm going to be the moron that attempts to start one.

This is a game where someone makes a wish, and then the next poster grants the wish, but in a manner that makes the wish undesirable. They must then state their own wish for the next person to corrupt. *ie. "I wish CE prices would go down" "Granted, now crown output has been heavily reduced. I wish..." *
Probably a bad example, for this game is intended to be humorous, but it's the best I could think of at the time.

I wish for better gunner armor.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:23

Asterixgr

yeah, there is a gunner

yeah, there is a gunner armour 0* and it's the best because there is not another gunner armour

I wish the next one don't corrupt my wish O_o

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 15:06

Iamnoone

wish corruption

But I will. Your wish just became a nightmare keeping you awake all night. When you woke, you realized that nightmare was me.

I wish it wouldn't snow this winter.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 16:49

Marazo

In order to prevent snow, the

In order to prevent snow, the winter will have to be really hot because in this land, the freezing point of water is 100, so you will get heat strokes and seizures from it being too hot all year long.

I wish Iamnoone would die from being locked up in a box made out of impossibly strong steel, and a untouchable MP3 player that loops justin Beiber music put in there along with him, with headphones put on max volume duct taped to his ears. :) Oh and no one in the world has access to this box and the key was destroyed.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 17:32

Othertesculpture

Your wish is granted.

You are locked in the box too. Iamnoone develops a liking for Bieber music and starts singing along.

I wish my iPod wasn't broken.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 17:37

Lunatic-Ai

I fix your ipod, but you

I fix your ipod, but you still have to use crappy itunes to put anything on it.

Oh wait....

And I fill it with Rebecca Black.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 17:43

Jim-Dale

I wish Mike Dawson was good

I wish Mike Dawson was good at ringtoss.

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 06:51

Iamnoone

Wish be granted. Mike Dawson

Wish be granted. Mike Dawson got very good at ringtoss and to show the world, he used your penis as the target.

I wish more people could watch the ringtoss show.

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 20:47

Windsickle

Granted

More people can and do watch the ringtoss show - - but they happen to be Ring-People, find the show offensive, and destroy the show as well as all involved (including each other).

I wish bombs would fall from the sky for no apparent reason.

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 21:38

Nechrome

your wish is granted

however...

...

dang,. can't really think of how to corrupt this.

hmm...

okay. pie bombs fall from the sky in a single file verticle line and all land splat on your face.

I wish that CE prices would fall.

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 21:57

#10

Shadownox

Granted

they fall on your head.

I wish that i had all the ce and cr in the world of cradle.

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 22:27

#11

Nechrome

Your wish is my command.

The Cr crushes you in a massive pile of money and the CE superlyduperly makes you hyper and hyperventilate and your head explodes from to much energy.

I wish that the Troika Line Swords weren't so slow.

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 23:30

#12

Windsickle

Wazoooshh!

The Troika Line Swords are no longer so slow--but they're now so fast that they seem to move on their own and frighten all their owners who drop them in surprise only to make the swords move even faster.

I wish pies tasted like fried chicken.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:38

#13

Ranick

Granted, fried chicken now

Granted, fried chicken now tastes like feces.

I wish I could find some friends to play the Yu-gi-oh card game with.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:37

#14

Shadownox

Granted. Justin Bieber is now

Granted. Justin Bieber is now your friend.

i wish that i had a big bowl of my mom's chicken soup.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 19:42

#15

Windsickle

Bippity boppity boo.

You have a big bowl of your mom's chicken soup - - and Justin Bieber is swimming in it.

I wish Tortodrones were back in Spiral Knights.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 20:02

#16

Nechrome

Your wish is my command.

Granted. New Tortodrones are no in the game. Tiny, harmless, little turtles that do nothing but sing Justin Bieber songs are now here to make you scream because they aren't pro bosses anymore, but Justin Bieber fanboys.

I wish that someone would read my stories and compliment them.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 20:13

#17

Windsickle

@Lordofnecromancers

Did you mean "now?"

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 20:50

#18

Nechrome

yes.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 21:50

#19

Windsickle

Wish granted. Someone read

Wish granted. Someone read your stories and complimented them... That someone was you.

I wish everyone would just stay healthy and not keep getting sick.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 22:05

#20

Nechrome

Granted.

They stay healthy by eating you, since your flesh has magical heath properties.

I wish that the world would explode and that pies would fall from the sky that is orange and computers enjoy eating rocks and the scrollsaw in my woodshop calss would not kick people anymore.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 23:13

#21

Iamnoone

Done deed.

The world exploded. You died and missed the rest of what happened.

I wish someone would gift me CE's.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 10:15

#22

Redlawlsy

Wish granted I throw ce at

Wish granted I throw ce at your face and you accidentally swallow them and explode.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 16:15

#23

Mysticbeam

lol

i wish for an end to the next posters life >:)

before he can post what he wants 2 say :P

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 19:28

#24

Hyperonn

The next poster was going to

The next poster was going to be yo mamma (who started to play SK)

I wish I had more free time.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 19:35

#25

Duskfinder

Granted u have 1 second more

Granted u have 1 second more free time but need too work twice as much during work.

I wish I got an elevator pass for free. :D

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 23:50

#26

Windsickle

We have a winner!

Wish granted: you get an elevator pass for free (Rescue Camp elevator only).

I wish Monomoi's twin would return to the Haven Town Square.

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 14:16

#27

Miqueas

granted, monomi twin comes

granted, monomi twin comes back, but modified to a be an UbeRoarmulus and shoots a bajizillion rockets at your ass

i wish someone corrupted this wish

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 17:32

#28

Firehate

Done

Done.Your Wish Has Been Courupted By Not Courpting It.

I Wish To Have Kentard's Head On A Pole.

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 18:19

#29

Nechrome

Abracadabra!

Granted. Except the person who bought you his head mistook you for Kentard and lopped your head off.

I wish that the world would freeze over and everyone dies.

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 18:26

#30

Mysticbeam

DONE!

THIS world freezes over and every1 on it dies........unfortunately every1 but you was in space in the new campain :)

i wish i had some pie 2 throw at dusk

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 18:52

#31

Windsickle

Wish granted. Mysticbeam

Wish granted. Mysticbeam receives some pie 2 throw at dusk. However, that "some pie" is a single crumb and it's already morning.

I wish knights could go back and forth to the Rescue Camp and the Haven.

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 19:12

#32

Nechrome

Granted.

Granted. Then the pathway between the two collapses and everyone on it falls down into an abyss into the Core where they are killed because they are thought to be invaders.

I wish that I had a wish to wish for a wish as a wish.

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 19:48

#33

Iamnoone

Granted

You get stuck in a time machine which loops back to the moment you get your wish, and again and again but you never get to use them, only gain them forever.

I wish the world was made of chocolate.

Sat, 11/19/2011 - 09:34

#34

Watzen

Granted

Granted. The world is made of chocolate, but it melts due to the heat of the core and the sun

I wish for more teir 3 gear

Sat, 11/19/2011 - 21:47

#35

Iamnoone

Granted

I give you every piece you need and super glue it in place.

I wish I could drink that melted chocolate.

Sun, 11/20/2011 - 07:26

#36

Mbarceus

chocolate

Wish granted. You drink it and your mouth burns.

I wish that revivals were free.

Sun, 11/20/2011 - 07:42

#37

Warriorrogue

Your wish is granted.

Your wish is granted. Elevators now cost 9999999999999999 energy
I wish for the lovemolous twins

Sun, 11/20/2011 - 09:31

#38

Miqueas

Granted, they heal you till

Granted, they heal you till your hearts overcharges and explodes.

i wish the person corrupting this wish will corrupt his own wish by corrupting the wish i wished to not be corrupted, otherwise they wll be corrupted

Sun, 11/20/2011 - 10:16

#39

Hyperonn

Granted. I corrupt your wish

Granted. I corrupt your wish which corrupts my wish. This makes me so sad that I go insane and stab you with a fork.

I wish for world peace

Sun, 11/20/2011 - 11:14

#40

Usef-Berrys

Granted

Your wish is grantedbut in return evryone dies to make the world peaceful

I wish for to become a immortal dictator

Sun, 11/20/2011 - 14:37

#41

Varja

Granted again

You dictate for 20 years, then you resign, the people throw you in the dungeon...

...with Bieber.

Sun, 11/20/2011 - 18:14

#42

Miqueas

wwheres you wish???? anyway:

wwheres you wish????

anyway: i wish for a free surgery to get this fork out of my chest

Sun, 11/20/2011 - 18:17

#43

Miqueas

oh and this is what im

oh and this is what im expectin on next post:surgery fails and you now have a bieber head coming out of your chest...... epic awesome ill have a punchbag everywhere where ill need it !!!

oops.... i just corrupted my wish......

Sun, 11/20/2011 - 18:24

#44

Windsickle

Wish granted. You get a

Here's a different corruption. You get a free surgery to get the fork out of your chest (your surgeon is Hyperonn by the way). I leave you to discover the outcome.

I wish that Miqueas would post next and corrupts/doesn'tcorrupt this wish.

Sun, 11/20/2011 - 19:15

#45

Usef-Berrys

He does do as you wish and

He does do as you wish and then you figure out you are dead and you are in hell at a 3* restraunt but they waiter never comes

I wish that no one corrupts my wish and rages on the person after me

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 03:09

#46

Miqueas

i corrupt your wish and you

i corrupt your wish and you raged, so i shooted at you.

i wish i had some cream to go with this jello im having

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 05:38

#47

Iamnoone

granted

It was made with sour cream.

I wish more users used the forum.

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 06:18

#48

Usef-Berrys

granted again

granted now you cant find anything on the forums because noobs overun everything

I wish to be in a disney movie :D

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 07:01

#49

Autofire

Granted

But, your part of a crowd that only gets shown for 2 seconds and then gets killed. And because you were in it for such a short time, someone overlooks your name while making the credits and doesn't put you in. :)

I wish I could have a 3DS.

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 07:51

#50

Redlawlsy

Granted your 3DS comes... but

Granted your 3DS comes... but you have to put it together!

I wish it was my birthday everyday.

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