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Wed, 11/05/2014 - 12:49
#251
Vohtarak-Forum's picture
Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

you can't wish ever again

I wish for everyone to stop making sk is dead threads

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 12:53
#252
Midnight-Dj's picture
Midnight-Dj
Destroyer of dreams

Granted, now everyone is making 'where is my gunner update' threads.

I insert My gunpla

Wed, 11/05/2014 - 13:04
#253
Vohtarak-Forum's picture
Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

thats the joke, they already are

and this is corrupt a wish, insert that thing into the vending machine thread

Thu, 11/06/2014 - 17:37
#254
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
umm...

I insert Oohnorak who is kicking and screaming.

Thu, 11/06/2014 - 17:48
#255
Vohtarak-Forum's picture
Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

why would I be kicking and screaming?
also still wrong thread for that

Fri, 11/07/2014 - 15:05
#256
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
You would be kicking and

You would be kicking and screaming because you didn't want to get put into the machine which was a mocking joke on your post #253.

Gosh, I wish you got that. >.<

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 06:46
#257
Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
Granted...

But now Oohnorak cant understand any of your jokes.

I wish for a puppy named Cuddles, so I can go play with Pi and Muffins.

(P.S. Thanks Iamnoone, I was waiting for a wish to grant, being a genie in this box is a hard job if no one wishes.)

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 07:12
#258
Vohtarak-Forum's picture
Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

the puppy is dead when you get it

about kicking and screaming, I wouldnt be doing that, I would get to take everything thats been put into the machine

(PS flame you're a greaver remember?)

Sat, 11/08/2014 - 22:08
#259
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I wish Oohnorak didn't run

I wish Oohnorak didn't run out of wishes.

Sun, 11/09/2014 - 08:44
#260
Vohtarak-Forum's picture
Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

all the wishes I get are stolen from you now

I wish OOO would say what theyre working on

Sun, 11/09/2014 - 12:24
#261
Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free section!

Granted, they say they're working on more prize boxes and whenever someone asks what about the gunner update, they ban them

I wish for a smoothie.

Sun, 11/09/2014 - 19:33
#262
Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
Well...

Granted... but it's a poop smoothie with a free crappucino on the side.

I wish that I was back in my box, I miss iit

Mon, 11/10/2014 - 05:12
#263
Vohtarak-Forum's picture
Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

you are still a greaver and crammed into an even smaller box

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 17:54
#264
Obcydian's picture
Obcydian
The whole world is now

The whole world is now nothing.

I wish for the gunner update.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 18:08
#265
Midnight-Dj's picture
Midnight-Dj
Destroyer of dreams

Granted, now you can't find radiants in clockwork, it is now an event exclusive item. It happens one week per each year. if you missed it, too bad.

I wish for piercing bomber gears.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 18:33
#266
Vohtarak-Forum's picture
Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

its a >1% drop rate from a 1 hour long promo with each box costing 100USD

I wish this thread wasn't derailed by MDJ

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 19:37
#267
Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
Granted...

But it is immediately deleted by GMs

I wish OOO would actually try

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 14:36
#268
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
They did. Then every gremlin

They did. Then every gremlin and every forum troll posted a new one but to distract them, they gave them different names.

I wish people would stop building high rise buildings with that mirrored glass stuff on the outside of the walls.

Thu, 11/27/2014 - 15:44
#269
Blizzardknightt
Lawl

They stopped, but then all the High rise buildings with that mirrored glass stuff on the outside of the walls fall and kill everyone.
I wish that I could be Link

Sat, 11/29/2014 - 17:36
#270
Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
:D

Then you become a chain.

I wish for a cat...

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:14
#271
Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!

Granted, but then someone

I wish for a genie

Sat, 11/29/2014 - 16:03
#272
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Your wish is my

Your wish is my command.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SwiSpudKWI

I wish for a hotdog, the kind you eat.

Sat, 11/29/2014 - 17:26
#273
Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
Granted...

but.... [CENSORED HIGHLY INNAPRO-PRO STUFF YOU GET SOME WARM *&%@ DOWN YOUR THROAT]

I wish I didn't not have to wish for a nonexistent nonentity that wouldn't not wish

Sat, 11/29/2014 - 17:56
#274
Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
...

Suddenly your wish corrupts you, and you don't exist anymore.

I don't wish for a cat.

Sat, 11/29/2014 - 17:50
#275
Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!

Granted, but the cat has rabies

I wish to make a wish in the corrupt a wish thread

Sat, 11/29/2014 - 17:56
#276
Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
Granted,

but then you create a paradox that destroys all universes.

Sat, 11/29/2014 - 18:56
#277
Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!

Wow, my wish wasn't corrupted! How did you know I wanted to destroy all universes?

Wait, wish wasn't corrupted...

Was my wish not getting corrupted the corruption, causing the paradox that destroyed all universes?

ARGH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

I wish to tip the scales.

Sat, 11/29/2014 - 21:25
#278
Blizzardknightt
...

Too late, the scales tip YOU.
I wish.... Wait what was I wishing for?

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 14:38
#279
Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
>:(

EDIT: DANG IT!!!! WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS HAVE TO POST RIGHT BEFORE ME!!??!?!?!?!

I wish for a sandwich!

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 14:14
#280
Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!

Granted, your memory problems you wished for already seem to be working.

I wish to walrus.

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 14:39
#281
Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
Granted

Then you fall off an eagle and the eagle blows up and destroys all wishes.

I wish for wish!

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 17:37
#282
Blizzardknightt
...

Granted, your wish wished for wish wish for wish wish for wish for wish for wish causing a time paradox killing you.

I wish I was a animatronic at Five Nights At Freddy's 2 (Except toy bonnie)

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 19:03
#283
Egpnd's picture
Egpnd

Granted,... Guardian down.

I wish for a weapon from destiny to use in sk.

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 08:20
#284
Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
Granted,

Then you kill

Kazookia.

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 08:21
#285
Mechathglxclone's picture
Mechathglxclone
Granted,

But then

I wish for a giant robot.

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 17:08
#286
Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
:|

哦,不,不......我不許願,我給予他們。我的精靈。 ( JK )

Granted, now you get a giant robot but you have to build it.

我希望一個三明治!

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 14:37
#287
Blizzardknightt
...

I wish that Little Big Planet 3 is the best game ever made

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 15:34
#288
Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!

Granted, but it's so great that all copies of it but one are destroyed and the one copy is sealed in a deathtrap temple

I wish

@Galax You're missing the point of this thread.

The wish can be anything basic if the problem is that you can't think of anything. Any thing like "I wish for a cupcake" or "I wish for a glass of water" can be wished for so you don't have to do a lot of thinking to make a wish.

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 17:07
#289
Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
...

So you wish for @Galax You're missing the point of this thread the wish can be anything basic if the problem is that you can't think of anything anything like "I wish for a cupcake" or "I wish for a glass of water" can be wished for so you don't have to do a lot of thinking to make a wish.? Granted!

I wish for an uncorrrupted wish...

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 17:33
#290
Vohtarak-Forum's picture
Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

granted, but the uncorrupted wish is the one you just made, making it useless

I wish there was a free to play version of the mixmaster thats in the hall of heroes and works exactly the same as the p2p one

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 17:34
#291
Not-Argljing's picture
Not-Argljing

Someone say cupcake?

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 17:38
#292
Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
....

Granted, and now you only have one to yourself.

i wish for a cupcake.

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 17:40
#293
Not-Argljing's picture
Not-Argljing

You can have all the cupcakes you want.

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 17:46
#294
Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!

Granted, mister god of cupcakes gives you so many cupcakes you suffocate in them.

I wish for a new car.

@Cupcake You're freaking me out how you appear whenever someone says the word cupcake.

I think you're an alt.

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 17:48
#295
Not-Argljing's picture
Not-Argljing

I am indeed a forum alt.

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 17:50
#296
Crazee-Pi-Forum's picture
Crazee-Pi-Forum
This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!

@Cupcake Not what I meant. :P

I'm just going to stop here before me and Cupcake completely derail this thread

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 17:51
#297
Not-Argljing's picture
Not-Argljing

Then what did you mean?

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 18:21
#298
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
He means...

I wish I had a cupcake with chocolate icing and jelly beans on top.

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 19:29
#299
Not-Argljing's picture
Not-Argljing

Okay, here's a cupcake with chocolate icing and jelly beans on top for Iamnoone. Enjoy.

Sun, 12/07/2014 - 11:59
#300
Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
@post #1

Well Ranick looks like your wish has been granted after all.

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