You get the 1,000,000 dollar roll of tape made of Rebecca Black's fingernail clippings.
I want to corrupt another wish.
Corrupt-a-Wish
Mon, 11/21/2011 - 17:01
#52
I HATE WOLVERS
Mon, 11/21/2011 - 20:44
#53
Granted, but these wishes are
Granted, but these wishes are lame and uninspired and have no really humorous corruptions.
I wish for a spray can.
Mon, 11/21/2011 - 21:15
#54
GRANTED BUT SINCE ITS UR
GRANTED BUT SINCE ITS UR BIRTHDAY EVERYDAY THAT MEANS THAT U KEEP DIEING EVERYDAY AND KEEP GETTTING REBORN EVERYDAY AND DIEING AND GETTING REBORN AND DIEING....
I WISH THAT IAMNOONE EXPLODED
Mon, 11/21/2011 - 21:17
#55
WOOPSIE I DIDNT SEE U GUYS'
WOOPSIE I DIDNT SEE U GUYS' POSTS I WILL JUST RESPOND TO SPRAY CAN DUDE AND DONT REPLY TO MINE
U GET ONE. BUT IT EXPLODES!!! HAHAHAHA! U GETS NOT SPRAY CAN!
I WISH IAMNOONE EXPLODED
Mon, 11/21/2011 - 21:40
#56
Granted.
Iamnoone explodes because he has a bomb in his stomach, but since you are right next to him, you blow up too.
I wish o hai did you lolz that pizza like, i mean chicken nuggets eat pie that with today toilet butter so THis spatyy.
Wed, 11/23/2011 - 06:45
#57
Granted
You receive pizza and chicken nuggets wrapped in dirty toilet butter.
I wish it was always summer.
Wed, 11/23/2011 - 07:22
#58
Granted but its really hot.
Granted but its really hot. So hot that you can't leave your house and your a/c breaks so you slowly bake in your own house!
I wish for my room to be cleaned and my homework to be done by robots!
Wed, 11/23/2011 - 07:45
#59
Granted! Your room was
Granted! Your room was cleaned by destroying everything in it and your homework was finished , incorrectly .
I wish I could teleport.
Wed, 11/23/2011 - 09:50
#60
You teleport right into a
You teleport right into a concrete wall.
And I mean your molecules try and jam themselves right into space that is currently occupied by a concrete wall. This results in either an explosion or your molecules getting evenly distributed throughout the empty spaces in the molecules of the wall.
I wish to purge all this horrendous cancer
Wed, 11/23/2011 - 19:08
#61
granted
since the universe cannot be re-written, u are transported to a world without cancer............or life sustaining objects
i wish i had a rocket launcher and a riot shield, so i could shoot some1 at points blank range and still survive without any harm :)
Thu, 11/24/2011 - 08:11
#62
granted
Once everyone has died you couldn't eat because there were no farmers. While lonely and hungry you went to play sk but those keeping up the servers were also gone and so was the net.
I wish I could fly like a bird.
Thu, 11/24/2011 - 08:38
#63
Granted.
I kick you off a plane. The rest is up to your skill - or the lack of it thereof.
I wish I could be a corporate lawyer.
Thu, 11/24/2011 - 08:47
#64
suddenly the economy crashes
suddenly the economy crashes and the country you live in becomes a loose borderline anarchist communal society and thus all conservatives and corporate types are deemed as having been directly responsible for the crash and the suffering of people thereafter and are massively executed.
I wish more people would realize Jesus was Semitic. and that "angels" are often giant wheels covered in eyes or four-headed four-winged creatures rather than decidedly-Aryan "putto" or Cupid.
Thu, 11/24/2011 - 17:57
#65
no one understands what you
no one understands what you just said so they decide to kill you.
i wish that the next person who corrupts my wish would corrupt my wish by corrupting my wish for a corrupting wish wish corruption as a wish that was wished as corrupted..
Thu, 11/24/2011 - 20:00
#66
ello i DID get to corrupt another wish! :D
no one understands what you just said so they decide to kill you.
I wish that Spiral Knights (and Minecraft) didn't lag.
Fri, 11/25/2011 - 00:35
#67
easily done
You signed on, found no lag and quickly died in battle. Others weren't lagging either.
I wished I had a monkey butler.
Fri, 11/25/2011 - 03:38
#68
He turns out to be the red
He turns out to be the red chimpanzee from a creepypasta written by CosbyDaf called "Normal [illicit material] for Normal people" and he mauls you and starts eating you.
I wish T̠̝̖̥̮ͤ̈́ͤͭo̅̎̈́̄ͣ҉̢̘̠̬ ̳̯̮̪̻͐̌ͨ̒͘i̢̞̝͓̩̫͊̈́̐ͥ̽͊͛͆͆͠͝n̵̝̦̳͚̖̼͗v̹̯̝̊̇̉ͫ̋̔̃͂ǫ̭͎̣̱ͣͮ̓ͅk͗̀ͦ̌́͏͔̫e͓̲͙̼̼ͤ͊͋̔ͤͣ̈́͠ ̷̮̻̪̖̹̽̓͌ͤͩͯ́̋̕t̨͕͈̔͜͝h̸͈͙̻̺̭͖͚̉̅ͩ̀͝ͅe̳͚̖̬͕̐̔̈́ͨ͒͘͞͝ ̺̬̙̉̊̒͋ͥͨͤh̡͈̱̺̠͍͋̈́ͫͪi͉̹̬̮͛͗̈́͘v̙͇̻͙̩̳͕̈̔̌ͣͫ͑ͣͅẻ̹̩͍̝̖̓̃ͤͭ͑̓̀-ͥ̉͒̏ͣ҉̝̭̤͎̮̬̩̘m͓̣͙̰̠͍͆̐ͭi̵̗̦͇̦̘̖͕ͩ̔ͯ̐̈́̚n̷͔̩̭̣ͮ̏ͦͩͭ͝d̝̪͍ͯ̐ ͚͕̞͚̓͛̎́͜r̙̟̗̺͍͓̘̦ͫ̆ͧ͌ͥ͑̅̕e̥͉̽͟p͔̲̼̺͖̖͈͉ͤ̐̓ͦ͒̓͆ŗ̓̈́̊̊̐̔͌̚͏̥̫̬̟̟e̸̪͍̲͉͈͔̞̝͌͒͑ͦ́͠s̴͔̱̣̰̭ͮͪ͟͜e̊̇ͨ̎̍ͫͧ҉̛̞̪̫̟̳͘n̤̲͕̬̬̰̹͆ͨ̕t͓̜̓ͦ͑ͪi̢̮͓̣͎ͭͥ̋͑̋ͯň̺̯ͥ͆̊̊͐̚̕͞g͖̰̗̱̭̣ͦ̌ ̵̫ͥ͐ͣ̿ͣc̵̘͇̼̟͋ͯ̚͢h̥͓̦̳̮̮̼̺ͤͥ͘a̲̫͇̩͔͎̤͒̂̎͗̈́o̺̤͇͉̤̖͑̒̌̓̅͘͢s̋͐ͩ͆͂͏̜͖̼͎̥̜̱̳͜.̵͖̫̹̦̬̾̂̎ͣ̔̀
͓͔̜͔͈͍̼̲̩ͣ̒͡I̵̲̰͓̪̘͙͗͛͑̽͋͡nͦ͌̃̆͗̌̾̆͏͖̹̳̗̰̳͢v͙̲̼͈̈̅͠o̻̻̭̬͍ͨ͛̔́k̪̭͈̭͕̅͘i̴̳̺͎͚̻͐̓̏̇ͫ̀͆̀͜n̸̬̖̪͔͕̫̟͐ͦͤ͞g̸̘͈̟̟͇͈̰͊́̇ͤ̋ͨ̓́ ̈́҉̧̹̼t̒͊ͩ̉͏͏͔̼̮͕̥h̥͉̮̼̯̝̥͓ͯ̏e̗̤̝͚̲͖ͮ̽͗̉ͬ̚ ̸̨͎̣̙͍̟̳ͪ͌̎̉͌f̧̠̙̗̠̒ͬ̂̽͊̊̄̚e͙̙̹̼͇͓̣͔̒͛̋̆̏̃ͥ̕͞e̢̧͎̜̓̔̿ͭͨ̆l̶̘͚̥̆͐ͬi̢͕͋̀ͅn̗̫͙̺̄ͮ̑̓͂g̲͎̲̜̮̫͂͌̍ͥ̓̎ͥ͡ͅ ͇͍̲̱̰̪̐ͣo͕ͦ̓̊ͮ͒f̸͍̲̯̱͔ͥ̋̕͡ ͉̘̂̇̊̑̊̓̚c̰̖̳͙̾ͭ́̊̔͡ͅh̦̅̂̅̀a̛͉͓͈̹͓͓͐̇̆̉̓̐̄͜ő̴͇̺͉̦̝̇͜sͤ̅͂̔͛͏҉̻̹.̢̩̔̆ͮͮ̽̇ͅ
̢̮̗̠̞̖͗̊́͘͜W̷̧̼͖̞̳͉͔͇̒ͮ̾̏̃́i̡͉̯̫̙̫̥̣̬ͭ̆ͣ͠t̫̬͙̹̖̥̲̓̉ͫ͌̚͘h̢̬̬͌͂̎̽͡ ̙̮͖̆͂̂̏ͤ̃ͨ̓͢͜o̶̪̓͋̓ͯ̕͞ǘ͙̭̩t̾̌̋ͫ҉̣̜̦̰͠ ̍̍͋ͦ̂̐҉̡͖̭͎o͍͍͍̻̝͉̜͌ͯ̌͒ř̳̠̻͎̫͖̓̐͠d̢͇̗̫̗̝ͯͣ̈ͫe̷̢̠ͬ̔͒͂͑̊r̂̀ͭͮ̉ͥ̓҉͎͈̞͇̻̟͈ͅ.̡̯͚͎ͪ̆ͧͤ̉̽́̚̚
͇̣̏͗ͥͫͯ͛ͯṮ̱͖̲͙̙ͮ̈ͤͨͮḧ̷̙̪̝̗̟̣́͢͟é͕̫͙̹̞̊̀̈̚ ̴̡͓ͦ̑̎̚͘N̹̪͖̝̣͕̓ͬ̽e̠̻ͧ̄͌͆̓̉̚z̡ͤͦͮ̔̃̚͏͕̟̜̹̜p̟͓͇̻̤͖̤̻̊ẻ̊͋ͣ̇͗̈̚͏̸̥̜͕̼͔̠r̴̷̬͍̤̘̪̮̈́̿̒ͣ̍͒d̗̪̗͊̍́͛̚i̸̫̮̘ͪ̎̈́͜a͈̠̘̲͒̈́͌ͭ͑̑̏͌ͥn̹̣̯̭̮͈̟̘̈̂͌ͬͥͅ ̞͎̱͐̉ͨ͠ͅh̡͇͌͟i̠̩̼̗̳̼͉̍ͪ̇̄͒̅ͭ̐͠v̢͚͙̮̲̰̹̩̣͕̄͆ͯͨͯ͡ę̸̸̙͍ͭͤͣͭ̾̈́͐͛̚-̴̨̜̻̩͇̳͖̝̀ͅm̉̀ͭ͏̥̖ḭ̺̺̹̘̘̼̒̓̆ͧͦͮͩ̎̀́ṇ̩͚̯̹̠̩̆̇̓̃ͯḋ̦̦̐̄͠ ̣͖̞͔̖̦͔ͤͩ͐ͣͪ̓͢ơ̲͇͓̲̋̃ͧͪ̅ͣ̽̂f͖̟̰̱́͋̋̈́ͅ ̸͎ͥͯͫ̆͐̑ͭ̔c͍̞̼͋̄̌̀͛́̎ͦ͘͞h̢̩̰̣̦̪̖̗ͦͫ͂͊ͨ̋ͫa̓͋ͯͯ̓҉̮̬͕͢͠o̲̻ͮͥ́ͣ̂̚̕͜s̫̺̥͙͒̽ͨ.̒̈̊̏ͮ̈҉҉͖̦̘ ̤̙̑̆͛́ͫ́ͅZ͒͘͝҉͓̖͇̹͖̗a̡̪͇̗̤͓̻ͬͬ̔ͮͧ̊̔̈́́l̂̄͐̽̕͏̧̮̖g̿̒̄́̚͏͓̙͍̠̯̹͙̬oͭͦ͌̇̆̽ͩ͒ͮ͟҉͍͇͈͇̪̳͍.̶͔̟̈̈͑͞ ͙̘͍͕̟ͥ̎͗͑
̨̗͉̟̼ͥ̈́ͦ́̊ͨ͑͝H̡̞̱̣͓̽̇͘ͅe̛̖̤̙̠̟͓̘̽̀͟ ̙͓͐ͪ̅ͯẁ͓̖̼̘̪͕͚̩̑̉̚͘h͈̻̘̿̌̐o̐̏ͬ͡͏̦͕̣ ̖̳͂̈́͊̿̉͌͢͢W̻̻̔a̙̫̲ͤͩ̂i̾̎͝҉͈̬̺͉t̹̪͖̣̫̻͌͑̌ͬ̇̑͜s̠̻̟̩̠̥̩̰̆ͣ́ͥ͘͜ͅ ̧̤̮̖̺̲̪ͧͨͅͅB̨̗̬̹̙̆ͣ̎́ͅe͙͚̗͚ͦͭͧ͐̈̎ͪh͚͉̲̪͍̓͛͘i̛͚̩ͮ̒̆̇́̏̇n̷̨̳̺̝̼̲͎̭ͩͮͥ͒ͦ͒͒͝ḍ̖̮̒̍̄̎ͩ̑́ ̷̘͎͓̖̟̟͚̍ͬͧͪ̎̑T̨͚̗̰̩͓̂ͫ̐ͫͅḩ̺̟͖̳͍͕ͧͯ̆e̲̩̙̮̘̻̽̄ ̼̘̩̝͕̺̝̲̏ͯͮ͗̊̅W̡̮͓͇̦̬̫̉̂ͨ̈́̍́ͅả̢̗̰̫̺̩̜̗̥̽̎ͭ̕l̻͕͖͇͇ͨ͑ͭͅļ̸͉̖ͣ͌̔ͣͥ̈̔̉.̵̶̰͕̪̖͕̅̅ͤͭ͑͑̂
̷̨̯̯̠̫̼͈̣͍͔ͨͣ̔ͮͯͫ͝Ẕ̵̖̝̰̠́̚A̺͖̗̪̞̞̱̖̝̋͢͡L̨̢̝̺̼̣͖̟̯ͥ̽̍́̉͌͝G̡̢̹̜͚̯̎̑̂̓͡ͅÖ́̈̇̃͝҉̥̥͕!̶̔͗̽͛̿̽̂̀͏͙̠̹̪̞ͅ
Fri, 11/25/2011 - 06:48
#69
Granted.
Satan consumes your soul.
I wish to find a cure for acne.
Fri, 11/25/2011 - 12:36
#70
granted.
You have to forfeit
granted.
You have to forfeit your soul to the charity for people who lost their souls to Satan to get it, though.
I wish for a pizza
Fri, 11/25/2011 - 15:27
#71
Here is you pizza.
You're wish has been granted. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpIITpbKc4o
I wish my pizza was not delivered by the same guy.
Fri, 11/25/2011 - 17:48
#72
granted. However the pizza
granted. However the pizza itself is full of spiders.
I wish for an explosion
Fri, 11/25/2011 - 21:44
#73
Granted
There is a explosion...in your heart. Your heart explodes but no one sees it.
I Wish for a job of corrupting the lives of those who have been corrupted by they corruption caused by my corrupted job.
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 04:31
#74
Granted.
Those you corrupted and their families came running after you and set you on fire.
I wish all the stupid people would go away.
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 05:25
#75
Granted, but only you would
Granted, but only you would go away since you are only one.
I wish that this stupid corrupt a wish game would stop
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 10:34
#76
Shure...for 1/2 a second
Granted, but it olny stops for 1/2 of a second
I wish I had OVER 9000 ce.
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 12:14
#77
People notice and you are
People notice and you are taken to court and sent to a prison in a certain area of Greece for 300 years for hacking CE and nobody believing you it was just a wish you made.
I want to take a walk in a place that would have this as its soundtrack if it was in a movie
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 12:32
#78
Sorry, can't corrupt that
Sorry, can't corrupt that one. I don't have ANY access to YouTube.(My dad blocked it off for some reason.)
Ok, I guess I might try. Granted, but it is hailing and you get K.O.ed by a piece of ice bigger than a bowling ball.
Btw, when I wished for a 3DS, that corruption was bad. I-LOVE-TOPUT-THINGS-TOGETHER. Sooo,
I wish I had a 3DS that was already put together.
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 14:12
#79
Granted, but some random guy
Granted, but some random guy breaks it (oh and hi Autofire, Its too bad Red Dragon is finished)
I wish that this game would stop for eternity!
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 19:20
#80
Granted, but it starts right
Granted, but it starts right back up again.
(i cant make another wish because the game ended)
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 20:45
#81
GAME... REVIVE!!
And I'm here to ruin Dyrus' wish. This game's too fun to end >:D
I wish to regain my Blast Network skills.
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 21:13
#82
Granted
Granted. You regain your skills in the Blast Network. You still suck though as everyone has only gotten better.
I wish for the ability to freeze time around me but allow me to move around while frozen and to return time to normal along with me. gl >:D
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 21:17
#83
Granted, but you decided not
Granted, but you decided not to use the ability anymore due to the deadly side-effects freezing time entailed, including vomiting, permanent loss of orientation, and weeks of nausea.
I wish I could ban those beggars around Haven with ease.
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 01:05
#84
All of them are behind seven
All of them are behind seven proxies each so you can't ever get rid of them permanently even if it's easy to ban them. They then get tired of your ban-happy antics and hit you with a DDOS.
I wish I had an anatomy skeleton model and some stitching skills and a lot of cottonwool and perhaps a bunch of rabbit skins...
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 04:11
#85
Granted
Granted, because I'm a genie O.O (you lost your 3 wishes)
I wish Cake (I'd like to see that one get corrupted, ha)
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 07:00
#86
i can do it
would fly into Mejezfeld's face.
Granted. I bake a cake with pick icing and throw it for you, hitting Mejezfeld right in the face. Mejezfeld has been turned pink.
I wish someone would bake me a cake.
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 07:33
#87
Yes I baked the cake for you,
Yes I baked the cake for you, but since I lack cooking abilities, this so-called cake looks more like cat food than anything.
I wish I got straight As on all my subjects.
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 07:40
#88
Granted
You get straight A's in everything you do. You take all the class awards. They put your picture in the news paper for being such an outstanding student. All the big, stupid people in your class, that were left back from last year, shave and flush your head in the toilet for ruining the grade curve and making them fail again.
I wish I could go on vacation.
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 08:39
#89
You go to North Korea. You
You go to North Korea. You are never seen or heard from again
I wish I could find a way through the Ocean Machines. When it is time, we will know what it meeeeaaaaaans~
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 11:27
#90
You find your way through the
You find your way through the ocean machines, and right when you find out what it means, you get hit by a bus.
I wish I had a taco
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 11:44
#91
Yes but when you ate the
Yes but when you ate the taco, you spat it out upon realizing that the ground beef was soil.
I wish I could travel to different TV show dimensions to meet some of my favourite characters.
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 12:05
#92
They're not always how you
They're not always how you thought they act.
Also you get murdered by their villains in ten seconds flat
I wish Hyperonn responded to my wish with an appropriate Devin Townsend reference
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 21:38
#93
Granted
You expected Hyperonn to give you a reference, but i appeared (>=D)
I wish for butterflies and rainbows and kittens and flowers and bunnies and rainbows and kittens and flowers and bunnies and rainbows and kittens and flowers and bunnies and rainbows and kittens and flowers and bunnies and rainbows and kittens and flowers and bunnies and rainbows and kittens and flowers and bunnies and rainbows and kittens and flowers and bunnies and rainbows and kittens and flowers and bunnies and rainbows and kittens and flowers and bunnies and rainbows and kittens and flowers and bunnies and rainbows and kittens and flowers and bunnies and rainbows and kittens and flowers and bunnies and rainbows and kittens and flowers and bunnies and rainbows and kittens and flowers and bunnies and rainbows and kittens and flowers and bunnies and rainbows and kittens and flowers and bunnies and rainbows and kittens and flowers and bunnies and rainbows and kittens and flowers and bunnies and rainbows and kittens and flowers and bunnies and rainbows and kittens and flowers and bunnies and rainbows and kittens and flowers and spam
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 22:01
#94
The butterflies turn out to
The butterflies turn out to be heavily venomous. They bite you repeatedly. The rainbows practically blind you. The kittens go mad and eat all the bunnies and then start eating you. And all the flowers give you horrible nasty skin irritation. Also the spam is expired.
I wish time would stop passing so quickly.
Mon, 11/28/2011 - 07:02
#95
Granted :D
It stopped going by so fast for everyone but you. You quickly get old and die. Everyone else robs your dead body. Then, they kick your head several times before deciding a kickball game would be better use of your head.
I wish the ocean was made of vodka instead of salty water.
Mon, 11/28/2011 - 07:08
#96
You got your vodka, but no
You got your vodka, but no more seafood for you because all those fish died.
I wish Mars was colonized.
Mon, 11/28/2011 - 07:18
#97
Granted but no one brought
Granted but no one brought space suits so you all die!
I wish I had my own laptop
Mon, 11/28/2011 - 07:37
#98
it's full of viruses and
it's full of viruses and trojans and you get DDOSed thrice.
I wish I had a kitten
Tue, 11/29/2011 - 18:22
#99
*Yawns*
Granted. You now have a kitten that just so happens to be invisible. You sit on it but a minute after you receive it, crush it, squash it, and suffocate it to death in the horrible fashion that any kitten has ever experienced. Now PETA is coming.
I wish everyone (including myself, why not?) was blind, deaf, mute, and completely paralyzed for no reason in particular.
Tue, 11/29/2011 - 21:35
#100
Granted
Someone by the name of 'Everyone' becomes blind, deaf, mute, and completely paralyzed.
that reminds me, a guild master of one of my former guilds (I believe it was Shadow Angels) was called 'Everything(s).'
I wish that I died but didn't die cause I didn't die when I died.
Granted every day is your birthday but no one acknowledges it.
I wish I had a roll of tape with real tape I could use .