Sorry, I cannot corrupt that wish.
I don't want to be roundhouse kicked
I wish for raining Pepsi
Corrupt-a-Wish
Tue, 11/29/2011 - 23:26
#102
Ungrantable
Wed, 11/30/2011 - 07:04
#103
You get a rain of
You get a rain of concentrated Pepsi and get several acid burns.
I wish for pineapples
Fri, 12/02/2011 - 14:44
#104
Granted
You get your pineapples. They are red apples with pines from a pine tree glued to it.
I wish to win who wants to be a billionaire
Fri, 12/02/2011 - 18:26
#105
granted :)
u win......and then get mugged the second u walk out the door :P
i wish for some pie
Sat, 12/03/2011 - 15:10
#106
Granted!
A person gives you you a pie you ate it it turned out to have so much Blaze Pepper you exploded.
I wish I was the most epic person in SK.
Sat, 12/03/2011 - 15:40
#107
Granted!
But you became a thief trying to satisfy your SK desires and you got caught.
I wish to live in the MLP universe and be a pony :P
Sat, 12/03/2011 - 18:54
#108
Granted!
Apparently they are very different than you thought they were actually mean thugs, as a result they got out their shotguns and killed you.
I wish that 5* things would drop from the sky and CE would fall from the sky!
Sat, 12/03/2011 - 19:29
#109
Granted
They all fall down, landing on YOUR head, killing you. Everyone else gets an item.
(Yay, my wish didn't get corrupted)
I wish for the impossible
Sat, 12/03/2011 - 20:09
#110
Granted
The Impossible happens. Your wish breaks the laws of physics and existance itself, so the universer explodes and you are transported to another one which is filled with creatures that look like justin bieber and rebbecca black and also sing a remix of baby and friday all day.
I wish I had a time machine
Sat, 12/03/2011 - 20:22
#111
Granted!
You do and you go through back in time and accidentally destroy the Skylark blueprints thus you never existed. (Lets just say you were born on the Skylark)
I wish there was a pickup that when activated fires a laser that inflicts a random status effect.
Sat, 12/03/2011 - 21:35
#112
What Dark Ritual?
your wish has been corrupted now because the laser also effects your party but wait theres more!it breaks and explodes which cause curse damage to the user :D im so mean(i think)
i wish there was a nyan cat sword and armor+ a snipe bomb :D
Sat, 12/03/2011 - 21:47
#113
Granted!
BTW I was hoping someone would corrupt it like that :D
You killed Nyan Cat for your sword and armor the rainbow is the sword and the cat is the armor Snipes are now now extinct sue to being hunted to make Snipe bombs everyone is angry at you for killing Nyan cat and The Snipes now knights cant chase snipes and cant waste their time on nyan cat so the new hobby is to kill you and kick your head around!!
I wish nobody will corrupt this wish!!!
Sat, 12/03/2011 - 21:55
#114
What Dark Ritual?
too late.Wish Corrupted/Purified the snipes never go extinct and Nyan Cat survives. the armor and weapons are now enchanted by Nyan Cat and everyone now can chase snipes around forever
i wish that Chuck Norris would teach me THE FALCON PAWNCH!
Sat, 12/03/2011 - 22:21
#115
Granted!
He does but you dont have *The Falcon Spark* as a result you hit your self and die
I wish ponies were pink.
Sat, 12/03/2011 - 22:26
#116
He teach you how to do the
He teach you how to do the falcon punch but since you dont have chucknorris inmunity to fire you burn your whole body, they take you to the hospital but sorry they couldnt save your genitals.
I wish i had a glass of water
Sat, 12/03/2011 - 22:39
#117
Hey! Nacho!!!
I replied to that who cares anyway.
You got a glass of water it turned out to be a melted Ice Jelly Cube you shoved it in the freezer the next day it came out and froze you forever.
I wish I had a Magikat hat! Bet ya cant corrupt that!
Sun, 12/04/2011 - 10:08
#118
Nice wish
You got a magikat hat, but its filled with explosives, you explode.
I wish i had an yellow submarine
Sun, 12/04/2011 - 13:45
#119
Granted!
You now have the Beatles Album.
I wish the testing server would be fixed.
Sun, 12/04/2011 - 13:56
#120
What Dark Ritual?
the testing server is fixed but now only Devs and GMs can get in there and you must pay 500 dineros to become Dev
I wish that there was a double rainbow over Haven
Sun, 12/04/2011 - 17:59
#121
There is one all day. Just
There is one all day. Just not on the test server and only after it was fixed and you went there to play.
I wish we could play games and do things in the guild hall.
Sun, 12/04/2011 - 19:58
#122
What Dark Ritual?
the only game you can play is spin the bottle and there is only guys in your guild XD
i wish i had the power to go SSJ2
Mon, 12/05/2011 - 05:52
#123
Woot
You have the power but the power is so strong that you explode of excessive power
I wish i had milk pudding
Mon, 12/05/2011 - 06:34
#124
thx altos. :D
I make you a large bowl of milk pudding. I used sour rat milk and waited to tell you until after you ate it.
I wish SK would pay us to play here..
Mon, 12/05/2011 - 17:32
#125
What Dark Ritual?
SK starts paying but it turns out all the money was stolen so you get arrested as accomplices
i wish i had the power to go the speed of light!
Mon, 12/05/2011 - 17:57
#126
Granted Altos. You had the
Granted Altos. You had the power to go the speed of light. But not anymore as you lost it shortly after crashing a million times into every object that is possible to crash into on Cradle.
I wish all ninjas are obese.
Tue, 12/06/2011 - 15:40
#127
What Dark Ritual?
All ninjas become heavyset and the one that was your secret guardian topples onto you and suffocates you instantly
i wish ponies attacked haven!
Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:28
#128
Granted.
Ponies begin to attack Haven but they are now giving up having been beaten down singlehandedly by the Spiral Warden at the entrance.
I wish all ponies are obese.
Wed, 12/07/2011 - 16:33
#129
What Dark Ritual?
the pony riding the rainbow above Nyan Cat becomes obese and falls on top of him which crushes him and nyanness.Everyone is mad at you and decides to execute you by throwing you in the Shadow Lairs darkfire vanaduke without any gear and you ermm get eaten by the ghost of Nyan Cat.:3
i wish i had a chuck norris LOL cat
(now im safe because if you make fun of the Chuck Norris lol cat you make fun of Chuck Norris and you get falcon pawnched :D)
Wed, 12/07/2011 - 16:44
#130
Chuck Norris doesn't like you
Chuck Norris doesn't like you guys taking his name in vain so he falcon pawnches you.
I wish my wish would not be corrupted.
Wed, 12/07/2011 - 19:40
#131
Granted
You implode and vanish from the thread before your wish gets corrupted.
I wish my corrupted wish would really come true.
Wed, 12/07/2011 - 19:56
#132
What Dark Ritual?
imma bout to copy :P
Well guess what i have a gun *BANG*
i wish TF2 was F2P!!!!
Sat, 12/10/2011 - 07:06
#133
granted >:)
its fee to play, but sadly the company runs out of money and shuts it down 2 seconds after u log on
i wish i had sevaral heat seeking laser guided nuclear powered missiles, a rocket launcher, and a riot shield.
Sat, 12/10/2011 - 21:45
#134
Granted!
You do but believing the riot shields would protect you you launched one right in front of your self. Guess what? You died
I wish ponies were pink.
Sat, 12/10/2011 - 22:37
#135
Colour
They are. Your just color blind.
I wish to join the Gremlins and fight the Spiral Knights.
Sun, 12/11/2011 - 17:39
#136
What Dark Ritual?
you join the gremlins but get killed immediatley by a Spiral Knight going:IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER BLARGHHHHHH!!!
:3
i wish i saw Boswck's bush
Mon, 12/12/2011 - 05:38
#137
Granted but boswik hates you
Granted but boswik hates you for seeing it and chops you in half.
I wish for a merry christmas.
Tue, 12/13/2011 - 17:03
#138
I don't want to corrupt
I don't want to corrupt that...
Granted, now all the stores have closed because their owners are too merry to work the week leading up to christmas, leaving you with no prezzies to give out.
I wish there weren't pretend Santas who are actually pedophiles this year. Not that every one is, just some... and we know who you are...
Sat, 12/17/2011 - 18:26
#139
Granted
All those fake santas had to stop wearing the red suit and sat around the mall naked asking children to sit on their laps. He didn't promise toys but gave them cash and candy instead. Then he posted the photos online.
I wish the elves would attack santa hitting him in the knees with wooden toys and rock candy.
Sun, 12/18/2011 - 13:02
#140
What Dark Ritual?
they attack him but it turns out he was Boswick and he tracks you down and*FALCON PAWNCH* you for telling the elves to attack
i wish IAMNOONE would be IAMSOMEONE
Mon, 12/19/2011 - 17:41
#141
Wish granted.
Iamnoone becomes Iamsomeone. It happened the day a few people were burned alive and Iamnoone became a front pager and the headline story on the evening news.
I wished more knights used the forum frequently.
Mon, 12/19/2011 - 20:04
#142
What Dark Ritual?
more knights use the forums but they soon explode due to so many knights.
i wish i was werewolf
Wed, 12/21/2011 - 05:38
#143
granted, then you explode (
granted, then you explode ( hurray for stupid violency )!!!!
i wish to be watching you at your window
Wed, 12/21/2011 - 07:31
#144
You see him in the shower and
You see him in the shower and you squeal in visual pain. (Was that too explicit?)
I wish to be a genie (should be easy to corrupt).
Wed, 12/21/2011 - 09:14
#145
Granted!
but your lamp is jammed and you can't get out.
I wish i got the explorer's pack for free
Thu, 12/22/2011 - 12:22
#146
What Good Ritual?
You get an explorer pack free so you decide to get lots of the then your compute lags out and self destructs.
I wish i had every item in the game.
Thu, 12/22/2011 - 13:42
#147
granted :)
But the weigh slows u down and gets u killed while solo, and u can't reach ur nrg, so the gremlins loot u and leave u with nothing :P
Thu, 12/22/2011 - 13:44
#148
What Dark Ritual?
your lagging input goes over 9000 and your character implodes which destroys SK and then your house get nuked and then you get eaten by a yougurt cup >.>(went a little overboard there XD)
i wish the Omega's name wasnt so long!
Thu, 12/22/2011 - 14:39
#149
granted
his name shortens to OSD but then u forget what his name is.
i wish gunslingers and bombers wont get screwed over anymore
Fri, 12/23/2011 - 02:07
#150
@ Frocus
:(
Well guess what?
I have a gun.
*BANG*
I wish Chuck Norris was my friend. XD
(You make fun of Chuck Norris, he'll round-house kick you)