Granted (You obviously wanted them to not wish and I read your mind so that's why I can wish)
I wish for a device which allows you to control other people's brains
Corrupt-a-Wish
Fri, 12/23/2011 - 07:47
#152
Granted (You obviously wanted
Fri, 12/23/2011 - 09:11
#153
>:)
granted. but every second you use that device you drop 5 IQ points
i wish that soon knights will be able to explore whats inside the core.
Fri, 12/23/2011 - 12:51
#154
>:D
But when you enter the core you will be stripped off your equipment and cr and ce and such *Evil-Gasm*
Fri, 12/23/2011 - 12:52
#155
Double Post *Dont Judge*
I wish for a durian!
Fri, 12/23/2011 - 23:04
#156
I LOVE DURIANS!!!
You get the durians but it drops on your head and kills you.
I wish for a mango :D
Sat, 12/24/2011 - 01:42
#157
Mangos?
You get your mango but it tastes horrible and causes your lungs to go into cardiac arrest due to allergic reactions...
I wish I was a better artist.
Sat, 12/24/2011 - 02:49
#158
Granted.
You can now draw scribbles better than ever! So good, you forgot how to draw anything else.
I wish I had a bodyguard shaped like a penguin with the might of a jellyfish and tasted like pork with a side of pudding.
Sat, 12/24/2011 - 05:49
#159
Oh sure lil'o Faronel
that bodyguard is a mean impostobear and then you're died because of "it" being to magnificently delicious
I Wish For A Cabbage with a swirly pony on top DEAD
Sat, 12/24/2011 - 10:01
#160
Abra-Cadabra
Granted. You now have a mutant carnivorous cabbage and an UNdead pony, both of which want to kill you.
I wish I was famous!
Sat, 12/24/2011 - 13:52
#161
I am your friend
Absoluteleh! You are now a sad hermit living in an old dumpster full of rabid racoons and stinky-gym-baby-oldman-diapers (its full of crap)
I wish I was dinner for a 5* french restaurant
Sat, 12/24/2011 - 14:43
#162
Granted! The food has gone
Granted! The food has gone rotten due to electrical failure, giving you the bowel movement of your life.
I wish beggars stopped begging and actually went into the clockworks to make a living
Sat, 12/24/2011 - 17:54
#163
Granted! The incompetent
Granted! The incompetent beggars have irreversibly damaged the clockworks.
In addition, the Gremlins are not happy about being replaced, and they are mounting a massive siege on the surface.
Everyone will die. Everyone.
I wish for a gun that shoots Howlitzer heads!
Sat, 12/24/2011 - 18:09
#164
Granted! You now have a gun
Granted! You now have a gun that shoots mini Jelly cubes.
I wish that I could turn into a Wolver.
Sat, 12/24/2011 - 18:15
#165
Granted Mr Wolver.
All the little wolvers jumped on you and ate you alive. There was a food storage and the wolvers turned cannibal.
I wish the sky was made from cheese and it turned hot enough to melt and drip on everyone.
Sun, 12/25/2011 - 00:30
#166
Granted.
Granted. The cheese drips on everyone. However, the cheese that fell on was so hot it melted your flesh slowly and painfully.
I wish I was the powerful overlord of the world.
Sun, 12/25/2011 - 06:31
#167
*snicker*
ur the overlord..........but then ur right hand man comes and assasinates u, taking da powa for himself :P
i wish i had a real life loyal trojan army that follows my every command
Sun, 12/25/2011 - 06:34
#168
or :S
i wish i had a merry christmas :)
Sun, 12/25/2011 - 19:37
#169
@Mysticbeam
Granted. You have the worst Christmas of your life.
I wish that my in-game character blew up and killed everybody in that Haven.
Mon, 12/26/2011 - 11:32
#170
granted, you(in real life)
granted, you(in real life) were in haven at that time, now you and your in-game character are in hEaven(LOL)
i wish for a sandwich made of sand and witches
Mon, 12/26/2011 - 12:00
#171
SandWitches
Granted. The Sandwich tastes terrible and the witches turn you into a frog.
I wish I could sell bound items.
Mon, 12/26/2011 - 23:00
#172
Granted!
Granted.......Hmmmm......Oh yes!!! OOO got tired of people complaining about that so they allowed it...............wait for it........................................................................................................................................only for Proto Gear.....and everything else becomes bound to their owners and unboundible EVER!!
I wish i went back in time and killed myself and went Back to the Future!! Thus creating a paradox. AND! The corruptor DID NOT!!! Say nobody understood that so they killed you
Wed, 12/28/2011 - 19:48
#173
granted :/
You're dead.
I wish the world was a dog and we were its fleas.
Wed, 12/28/2011 - 19:55
#174
LOL!
It is its just that we have a distorted view of the world that doesnt let us see it
I wish.....something will happen ( Heck even if it is me dieing ! )
Wed, 12/28/2011 - 20:00
#175
Something special happens.
Something special happens. All your friends have a party in your honor. They don't show up and only invite your enemies. (I couldn't kill you.)
I wish it was summer again.
Wed, 12/28/2011 - 20:05
#176
It is
It is.............in my country.........which you are banned from!! ( Fact: It literally is summer in my country! )
I wish for explosions.
Wed, 12/28/2011 - 20:09
#177
S be it
Large gummy bears start exploding around the world making all the children cry for many days and nights. They get nasty. There are car accidents all over. Planes fall through houses. People get no sleep and start killing each other.
I wish we could write how the world ends.
Wed, 12/28/2011 - 20:18
#178
You are your paper
You are your paper explodes........now (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!)
I wish we could fuse items together in spiral knights!
Wed, 12/28/2011 - 20:21
#179
It works and a spikey jelly
It works and a spikey jelly cube with big arms smacks you into a ball of fire.
I wish I could watch jelly with big arms smack you.
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 02:20
#180
Granted. WATCH IT IN YOUR
Granted. WATCH IT IN YOUR AFTERLIFE! MWAHAHAHA-*cough cough*
I wish I would stop failing at evil laughs.
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 11:28
#181
granted,you now fail at
granted,you now fail at everything else
i wish to eat DYNOMITE and explode....(boooom)
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 16:17
#182
Granted
but you barf the dynomite out and into yo mamma's lap and she blows up leaving you with a cruel step-father.
I wish for a new sword.
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 17:18
#183
:/
Granted but the sword is cursed, and will move opposite to how you want, it also gives you angst-y nightmares, and will not allow itself to leave your possession (You can't get rid of it.)
I wish I had something to wish for :/
Fri, 12/30/2011 - 03:20
#184
Granted. You're out of wishes
Granted. You're out of wishes now. Bye!
I wish there were magic flying elephant turtle girrafe things that ruled the world with it's non-existent cutness.
Fri, 12/30/2011 - 23:08
#185
Blargenshpoog
Wish granted. It is your birthday everyday, but this means you are reborn every day, leaving you permanently stuck as a newborn infant.
Fri, 12/30/2011 - 23:11
#186
WHOOPS
OMG this got posted on the wrong page. Scratch what I said. I was looking at the end of the first page lol.
The magic flying elephant turtle giraffes have lethal cuteness, eventually causeing everyone to die.
I wish your face would implode.
Sat, 12/31/2011 - 16:14
#187
Granted
Your face implodes.
I wish for a Snarby suit
Sun, 01/01/2012 - 03:06
#188
granted
you get an angry living snarby stuck to your suit and it tears you apart.
i wish for a fang of vog.
Sun, 01/01/2012 - 18:48
#189
Granted
Your teeth transform into massive flaming fangs that burn everything in the immediate vicinity. In short: You burn and die.
I wish for another wish. :D
Mon, 01/02/2012 - 06:17
#190
http://dragcave.net/user/hiromon
Mon, 01/02/2012 - 06:17
#191
http://dragcave.net/user/hiromon
Tue, 01/03/2012 - 18:31
#192
you did not wish >8(
I wish you would stop double posting.
Tue, 01/03/2012 - 18:44
#193
What Dark Ritual?
Hiromon stops 2x posting,goes past 3x posting and goes all the way to7x posting :D
I wish Iamnoone would use mai wish!!!
Sat, 01/07/2012 - 22:44
#194
granted :D
I wish Altos and I could fly to the moon together, break it into pieces and throw it at the people on Earth.
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 01:40
#195
Granted
You and Altos fly to the moon together in a spacecraft, and suddenly realized it ran out of fuel midway, so both of you fall back to Earth and burn up, creating a meteor shower.
I wish for the old Lego sets to come back.
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 04:24
#196
Granted
They do, but you cannot purchase them because they are all thousands of dollars.
I wish that I didn't wish for anything.
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 05:38
#197
Granted
You accidentally used the wrong word and wished that you can't wish for anything.
I wish for mornings to never end.
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 08:40
#198
Granted
Mornings never existed.
I wished Winterfest never exsited.
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 16:01
#199
Granted
Its winterfest every day of your life, so now it's just winter, with no fest. Winterfest is no longer special since it is everyday, so its term has been discontinued.
I wish for the next person to wish for me.
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 22:09
#200
Granted. I wish for you to
Granted. I wish for you to die.
I also wish I wasn't so lazy.
the gunslingers and bombers started a PVE and every one died !!
I wish for the next person's to comments wish!