All the fiends swarm into every inch of T1 and T2 floors, and you have to dodge thrown office equipment at every step.
I wish for a health/remedy capsule for SK.
Corrupt-a-Wish
Mon, 01/09/2012 - 04:00
#202
Granted
Mon, 01/09/2012 - 04:53
#203
granted
They give you a new one. It looks just like the one we already have but, when its consumed, it causes the knights arms to fall off preventing it from using swords and handguns only being remedied by returning to haven.
I wish I could make new drops for the monsters.
Mon, 01/09/2012 - 12:28
#204
Granted.
They let you design
Granted.
They let you design the monster's fecal matter.
I wish for the core to open. I was there recently, looks epic.
Mon, 01/09/2012 - 12:44
#205
Granted
The core implodes, making the space look bland.
I wish they had the cautery sword was a normal brandish with 5*.
Mon, 01/09/2012 - 14:49
#206
Wish granted. You get it
Wish granted. You get it right through your heart.
I wish the sky would stay black forever.
Tue, 01/10/2012 - 02:38
#207
Granted
You crash into a black hitman and he shoots black bullets at you with his black gun.
I wish for a new computer.
Tue, 01/10/2012 - 03:01
#208
granted
You get a new computer which is so advanced you hook to up to all of your electrical appliances to control it from one source. However, it develops an AI and consumes your life slowly, eventually creating a form for it to roam about freely, where THEN you become IT'S slave.
Terminators.
I wish for the next person not to corrupt my wish :)
Tue, 01/10/2012 - 06:56
#209
0.0
GRANTED!!!
I corrupt your morals instead.
I wish more people used the forums.
Tue, 01/10/2012 - 15:47
#210
D:
NO! Not my morals!
Granted. You get a whole ton of whiners to use the forums that complain about every single aspect of the game. You also get a truckload of trolls.
I wish for a lollipop.
Wed, 01/11/2012 - 00:23
#211
:)
Granted. You now have a moldy lollipop that has been in every unsanitary place on earth.
I wish for my wish to be granted.
Wed, 01/11/2012 - 04:24
#212
Granted
The genie makes you his pet.
I wish for longer daytime.
Wed, 01/11/2012 - 12:05
#213
granted :D
You get 4 more hours everyday and so does your boss. He has you work every extra hour of everyday.
I wish I could make people crow like roasters.
Wed, 01/11/2012 - 17:24
#214
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Granted. You first try this out on yourself, but find you are instantly turned into a rooster.
Wed, 01/11/2012 - 18:51
#215
Granted, Hitler soon finds
Granted, Hitler soon finds him in the middle of the Jelly Palace but to his disappointment it was an Impostocube.
I wish I had Transformers G2 Defensor.
Wed, 01/11/2012 - 22:40
#216
i dont like ur wish.....
U found out that ur transformers G2 Defensor was the real thing and it locked u in its car form while it is running over people blocks after blocks.
I wish u a merry Christ'mas and a happy new year! :D (go screw ur self up, who ever post next...)
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 04:32
#217
Granted
You didn't live to see the Christmas of 2012 and the first day of 2013 due to being the end of the world for you.
I wish for ARC gear.
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:32
#218
Wut?
Anyway, you get them. But they are ARK's. Then comes the floods.
I wish that I died and went to He-Double hockey sticks.
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 21:49
#219
HI
Granted, but HE used those DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS to smack u for the rest of ur after life
i wish that who ever post next likes pie
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 03:57
#220
Granted
I hate pie.
I wish for more varied equipment in SK.
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 07:58
#221
Granted. 100 0 star and 1
Granted. 100 0 star and 1 star items are added following massive advertising and a rush of noobs.
I wish I could play all day.
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 09:03
#222
Granted
you do, but you can't stop and die from malnorishment.
I wish that while in my tormented afterlife, I was roasted alive then fed to a devilite. Then the fecaes were forced to work in a Devilish Drudgery. Then forced overtime.
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 09:26
#223
Granted
Granted. Your mother-in-law is your boss.
I wish Half-Life 3 was out.
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 09:42
#224
Time travel? Also, Granted
You lose three half-lives.
Again in that hellish afterlife, I and retoasted then shocked then throw into a recycler and turned into paper. Then I was used as tissue then recylcled and the cycle goes again and again.
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 15:34
#225
Umm.. what was your wish
Umm.. what was your wish atrum?
Anyway, I wish for my guild to be more active.
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 16:56
#226
That bottom paragraph
Your guild is so acticve, they ran away from you.
I wish for Again in that hellish afterlife, I and retoasted then shocked then throw into a recycler and turned into paper. Then I was used as tissue then recylcled and the cycle goes again and again.
.
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 17:03
#227
to Mightyputty:granted
ur guild became so active that everyone in it have to be on 24/7 (which u cant) so they kicked u out
i wish that i can poke vana so much that he die because he got so annoy
Fri, 01/13/2012 - 17:30
#228
You did and he did but the
You did and he did but the poke was with your winnie.
@atrum
Your wish is also granted. You are toilet paper. You get used and flushed. That flush fertilizes young trees that get used for gift wrap that gets recycled and used again for toilet paper being flushed and rejoining the cycle.
Sat, 01/14/2012 - 21:50
#229
Where's the wish?
Where's the wish?
I wish for an end to rainy days.
Sun, 01/15/2012 - 02:23
#230
Granted, you get a drought.
I
Granted, you get a drought.
I wish I could get more lucky.
Sun, 01/15/2012 - 06:22
#231
Granted. You get so lucky
Granted. You get so lucky that you are locked up by people who are trying to find out why you are so lucky.
I wish for unlimited wishes.
Mon, 01/16/2012 - 08:18
#232
Granted. The wishes fill you
Granted. The wishes fill you and fill you. They fill you so much that they make you explode.
I wish I did forget to make a wish the last time I posted in here.
Tue, 01/17/2012 - 04:49
#233
Granted
You realized you didn't forget to make a wish and it gets corrupted.
I wish for nothing.
Tue, 01/17/2012 - 09:39
#234
Granted. Your existence is
Granted. Your existence is wiped from the whole of reality. I wish for the next person to not corrupt my wish of wishing for prismatic wings.
Tue, 01/17/2012 - 12:23
#235
Granted
You are trapped in a wing-shaped prism.
I wish I had no homework.
Tue, 01/17/2012 - 14:47
#236
Granted
You never get any homework, so you don't bother to study and flunk all your tests. You become illiterate, having only curse words and simple words in your vocabulary. You know next to nothing, and because of your clear lack of knowledge, you cannot get a job to support yourself and become a begger.
I wish for ce.
Tue, 01/17/2012 - 15:05
#237
Granted all you get are
Granted all you get are assignments
I wish for a Masterpiece Rodimus Prime figure.
Tue, 01/17/2012 - 15:14
#238
[]
@Psychodestroyer - Granted. You receive infinite CE. Your account is then terminated.
@Skyber - Granted. You will receive your figurine as soon as you figure out which cereal box it is in.
I wish for a quoting system for the forums.
Tue, 01/17/2012 - 16:04
#239
Granted. But they didn't work
Granted. But they didn't work very hard on it and rushed it out so it just appears as a bunch of HTML.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted. (Wait, wouldn't that be a paradox?)
Thu, 01/19/2012 - 10:42
#240
Granted. Your wish is not
Granted. Your wish is not corrupted. I wish this thread would end.
Thu, 01/19/2012 - 17:53
#241
Granted
this the last post but i will start a new one
If u want 2 keep playing, plz post on "Corrupt-a-wish II"
Thu, 01/19/2012 - 20:00
#242
Granted
Granted, but so much presents and niceness would make you go psycho!!
Sat, 04/07/2012 - 19:01
#243
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. i post on this forum instead.
i wish that i had a bunny w/o the ears eaten off.
Sun, 02/10/2013 - 16:37
#244
Granted.
/wipes the chocolate
Granted.
/wipes the chocolate from my lips
He has no butt.
I wish the corrupt a wish games would get more confusing on SK. :P
Sun, 02/10/2013 - 18:27
#245
Granted
It makes your head explode
I wish someone would comment about how much I suck
Sun, 02/10/2013 - 18:32
#246
Ant-loaf
What? You necroed the original corrupt-a-wish? Why?? =P
Sun, 10/26/2014 - 07:56
#247
I don't think I can corrupt that... :/
Ah well, here goes.
You randomly explode from all the comments about how much you suck.
I wish that I could corrupt my own wish.
Mon, 10/27/2014 - 05:06
#248
Umm...
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/run reboot.exe
Program Unsuccessful
/run fixawish.exe
Program Successful
Reebooting Wish Thread
Reeboot complete!
Please Enjoy your day.
Now that I fixed that.
I wish for a day off.
Sun, 11/02/2014 - 04:51
#249
What have I done
Granted, but every day off you take will from now on cause forest fires, massive earthquakes and tsunamis, all at the same time, in a place of Iamnoone's choosing.
I wish to pass my driving exam.
Wed, 11/05/2014 - 12:44
#250
Granted.
But from passing it, you don't actually do any work to do it and end up dying a horrible death from a car accident.
I wish for... Hmmm...
I wish that I didn't have to wish.
You become a depressed workoholic who hates his like.
I wish for a non-fiend T3 gate.