*backstabs Mythrilhero* Cloaks and hides in random corner.
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Tue, 10/16/2012 - 10:15
#1052
Cloak and dagger.
Tue, 10/16/2012 - 19:31
#1053
MAII EYES!!! just kidding. i have anti-acid eyes
but i take takaseme and slap him/her/thing in random corners hoping to find gzilla. giving up and throwing a bloodied and bruised takaseme into the trash i slowly walk away. then blow up the general area gzilla is in, effectively killing him in tf2. the cookie flies into the air and once again, lands on top of my head again. then i force @xxpapaya to eat it or i will exterminat the papaya species with potatoes.THE END
Wed, 10/17/2012 - 04:31
#1054
ok...
I jam Platipie down xxpapaya's throat after he/she/it (forgive my ignorance this round) was forced to eat the cookie so xxpapaya throws up the cookie while digesting almost all of Platipie except the eyes. I then placed the cookie in the washing machine to wash it clean and in the oven on high heat to dry it. Placed the cookie on the table, surrounded by motion detector mines and lasers.
Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:17
#1055
Ninjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
I get into my ninja suit and do James Bond moves around the security and snatches the cookie. Then I throw a ninja star at Tellacon's security and the ridiculously high amount of explosives blew up everything but the explosion activated a chemical reaction through which papaya was revived. Then Takuyaz escapes with the cookie and goes to FSC.
Wed, 10/17/2012 - 15:46
#1056
I pull out my cookie
I pull out my cookie extractor devise and pluck the cookie from your hand while you make your spectacular escape. I stand there giggling with cookie in hand beings as you never noticed it was gone.
Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:44
#1057
That sounds gruesome... for my clone :P
i emerge from a cave laughing as iamnoone doesnt notice that he holds a plastic cookie in his hand. Then i notice i am holding another fake cookie too! where has it gone?
Wed, 10/17/2012 - 18:27
#1058
Pie
Takuyaz had given up and was eating a pie when he noticed something in the pie.
It was the cookie!
He held it up in victory. For safety, he gave it to his pet ninja snipe to guard.
Wed, 10/17/2012 - 18:36
#1059
Anger...
*waves white flag when walking toward takuyaz* im not here to steal the cookie from your snipe. BUT HOW DARE YOU EAT MY STEP COUSIN!! I summon my new platypus army with samurai training to murderously beat him up while i walk away planning the funeral for jose the pie. T.T RIP jose the pie. you will be missed.
Thu, 10/18/2012 - 04:31
#1060
snipe hunting time
Of course I'll my sniper riffle.
/hides behind a tree
/takes aim
/blows that ninja snipe into a feather puff ball
/runs in to get the cookie
/realizes turning the cookie holding snipe into a feather puff ball was a bad idea as the cookie was blown into a million pieces too
/pouts
/goes to bake a new cookie
Thu, 10/18/2012 - 07:20
#1061
fish...?
sorry didn't mean to post
Thu, 10/18/2012 - 09:21
#1062
Revived!
The soul of the dead snipe flowed ito Takuyaz and he was revived! The moment he was revived, he started spinning wildly and flying. He crashed into Iamnoone and took the cookie and spun away.
Fri, 10/19/2012 - 00:57
#1063
AHEM
well you guys dint notice but erm gizilla never took my cookie so all events since i got backstabed never happened sorry, but now i respawn with the cookie and run around with my never ending can of bonk.
Fri, 10/19/2012 - 12:47
#1064
No!
no, continue from my post! XD
Fri, 10/19/2012 - 13:07
#1065
well look at that
takuyaz im sorry but i have the cookie with my never ending can of bonk
Sat, 10/20/2012 - 00:45
#1066
trollface
puts foot infront of Mythrilherp and he trips I then take the cookie.
Sat, 10/20/2012 - 02:29
#1067
As Persef turns to run after
As Persef turns to run after taking the cookie from Mythrilhero, I do the three stooges eye poke on him and take the cookie.
Sat, 10/20/2012 - 09:52
#1068
It's Snarby time!
Takuyaz goes and gives Snarby a back massage. Snarby thanks Takuyaz and he hops on to Snarby's back and goes after Iamnoone. When we get close to him, Snarby eats him. Then Takuyaz realizes Snarby also ate the cookie.
Sat, 10/20/2012 - 11:50
#1069
I WONT DIE GET IT IN YOUR SKULL.
Well im in space just fallin though space and then that was never the real ME MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.
i sap to my real person still in the same time as normal (still got the armour)
i get TaKuyaz and die sect him get a crumb of the cookie go to my air-ship
lair get a cookie in my cookcrumb machine and go on a plane to the other side of the world
and in china i get alot of NINJAS and will clone the cookie tonight (again) but i will win.
Sat, 10/20/2012 - 13:56
#1070
ninja!
OHOHOHOHO, as you didn't know I am the master of the ninjas! And I sent them to kill you! As the ninjas and you were fighting, I took the crumb and cloned it myself. NOW I have the cookie.
Sat, 10/20/2012 - 15:53
#1071
Processing licks of Persef
I was hiding.NO ninjas allowed in my backyard[s]!
I take the cookie.You are confused so you end up in my Backyard monsters yard.THE POKIES EAT YOU.!
I now have healing powers!PERSEF IS UNSTOPABLE
Sat, 10/20/2012 - 16:30
#1072
Clone
Takuyaz watched iin horror as Snarby and his shadow clone were disected. He went and asked Lord Vana to kill Persef, Players, and Neigata, Which he promptly does and they all become hospitalized. Takuyaz then takes the cookie and shadow clones 3 of himself and clones the cookie. Each clone now has a cookie (ony one is real...) and all of them dash off in diffrent directions.
Sat, 10/20/2012 - 16:47
#1073
Take ALL the cookies!
As you know I'm the master ninja I take 3 shurikens and shot at the 3 cookies and 3 takuyaz. 2 takuyaz and 2 cookies dissappeared but since I hit takuyaz too, he died (again) but i also hit cookie so it shattered to 10 pieces. I cloned every piece. NOW I HAVE 10 COOKIES! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sat, 10/20/2012 - 16:53
#1074
I heal cookies!
I heal Persef permantly!WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE!
Sat, 10/20/2012 - 17:05
#1075
what? really?
*beats the crap out of the other people except players*
Sun, 10/21/2012 - 02:17
#1076
Shatp. just shatp.
I report Persef and Players-guest for hacking and a GM bans them.
Yum yum yum cookies! :D
Sun, 10/21/2012 - 04:01
#1077
I WASN'T HACKING!
I WAS A SILKWING!Silkwings are ninjas and we report you and YOU get banned for a false ban!I STEAL THE COOKIES AND PASS THEM TO Persef.We have cookie boosters:Increases the amount of cookies we can have.Trabias:0!Persef:1110100100000000000!
Sun, 10/21/2012 - 10:23
#1078
Wrong wrong wrong!
I report players for reporting Trabias for reporting players! The GMs give me Snarby pups to control and I take all cookies and merge them into one cookie! The GMs then turn Players into a Quicksilver and the Snarbies and I pour salt all overe Players!
Sun, 10/21/2012 - 13:13
#1079
I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!
*stomps Takuyaz* and get cookie. As I an very big, the cookies broke in my hand. But I can't bake a new one since I'm so big, so Players-Guest baked one for me. *awesome team*
Sun, 10/21/2012 - 13:32
#1080
TAKUYAZ!YOU GOT PERMA BANNED!
Due to you stealing cookie crumbs from the core.
Persef wants cookies so I bake billions of cookies for us. OH.YEAH.
Sun, 10/21/2012 - 13:41
#1081
Um, wait.
Didn't players recieve death by salt?
Sun, 10/21/2012 - 14:15
#1082
NOPE.I have salt resist!
I shrink myself and Persef,and we move at the speed of light,causing you to die of eye strain.
[Recon cloak:Puts a death mark on Takuyaz!
Strike booster:Scares Takuyaz and stuns him while I and Persef escape!
Mon, 10/22/2012 - 15:23
#1083
We're an awesome team
Me and Players escape in a rocket with a cookie but then the rocket was also stunned and then I accidentally dropped the cookie and Takuyaz catched it! (I broke the rules. Hehehehhhehe.)
Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:38
#1084
EHEHEHEHHEHEEH
That was a fake.I give Persef one of the real ones and we hide.Guess where we are!
Tue, 10/23/2012 - 02:44
#1085
Derp
I look round wildly. I then use magic to seek out and possess the cookie monster. With my heightened sense of cookie smelling, I find Persef and Players, and scare them away, forcing them to drop their cookies. I pick up one of the cookies and prepare to take a bite.
Tue, 10/23/2012 - 03:03
#1086
..BUt you bite into a metal
..BUt you bite into a metal decoy!
Tue, 10/23/2012 - 12:47
#1087
Aha!
Player's decoy was acutually a decoy which decoy was a decoy! So i have teh real cookie! I jump on to Snarby and run away!
Tue, 10/23/2012 - 14:24
#1088
What?
But you're a decoy of a decoy of a decoy of a decoy of a decoy! So the one you're holding is actually plastic and poster paint.
Tue, 10/23/2012 - 16:08
#1089
Ahem!
I give persef Uv cookie stealing:OVER 9000
Tue, 10/23/2012 - 16:59
#1090
I set my cookie extractor
I set my cookie extractor device to fake, clone then plastic cookies and draw them out. They get burnt in a fire pit. Then I set my extractor on cookie mode and pull out any cookies. I eat them all with a cup of tea.
/runs to the kitchen and bakes a new chewy fudge cookie made with a special ingredient that prevents it from being cloned or duplicated in any way
/places cookies on a cooling rack and sits in the corner with my sniper riffle
Touch it and die.
Tue, 10/23/2012 - 22:32
#1091
Derp
I use my magic to possess Corvo derpington. The guy from dishonoured. I bring time to a stop and walk into the room. I moonwalk around the table, pick up the cookies, turn no ones sniper rifle around so his eye is looking down the barrel and walk out. I teleport to my moon base and eat a cookie. Not bad.
I resume time.
Wed, 10/24/2012 - 12:11
#1092
SUPAH MEGIC UNICORNS
i get a unicorn and crash it into your base,and slow down time while i get the cookies while i teabag toxic blade watching some my little pony ,then i get back flying down to earth like that felix dude and land like a baws.
this has been like my eighth comment lol.
Wed, 10/24/2012 - 12:58
#1093
Snarby Fusion!
Takuyaz was so mad about the decoy that was a decoy that was a decoy that was a decoy and slowing down time, he and Snarby did fusion! Sanrbyaz sprinted at the speed of light and destroyed Gear and everything in a 5 mile radius around him. Snarbyaz took the last fudge cookie before it was destroyed and retreted into the Snarbolax's lair...
Wed, 10/24/2012 - 14:11
#1094
WILD HUNTING BLADE
I get my Wild Hunting Blade and kill you and snarby. And then I get the cookie!
Wed, 10/24/2012 - 17:46
#1095
NOPE...DREAD VENOM STRIKER!
I get my Dread venom striker and slice Takuyaz with my silkwing silkand fly Persef over to my secret lab!
Wed, 10/24/2012 - 18:23
#1096
Snarby fusion rocks!
Snarbyaz moved so fast that the ones you killed were afterimages. Snarbyaz retreated deeper in to Snarby's lair for now...and plotted...
Wed, 10/24/2012 - 18:44
#1097
HAHA xD
i sneak into players-guests lab like a ninja at the speed of shadow and then sneak back out but unfortunatly i was moving too fast trying to find my way back out of the stupid maze lab and created a black hole pulling the cookie out of my hand :(...i had the cookie :(...but not anymore so i jumped into the black whole after it xD and transported to a reverse world with cookie ppl who eat Humans as their treats!...little did i know... ...
Wed, 10/24/2012 - 22:31
#1098
Kill everything!
I followed you to the reverse world and slice down human-eating cookies while trying to find you. I found you with the lost cookie, snatched it away while fending off the hostile cookies, then pushed you into the said cookies. Went back to the black hole and deactivated it once I was back in the normal world and locked the cookie away in a safe.
Thu, 10/25/2012 - 07:48
#1099
Plotting is over...
Snarbyaz bursts out of his lair with an army of wolvers. We tear open the safe and take the cookie. Snarbyaz and his army build a impentreble fortress in a hour and Snarbyaz with the cookie retreats into the throne room while the wolvers are staioned at points around the fortress that is invincible against just bursting in and taking the cookie with no help or action scenes.
Thu, 10/25/2012 - 11:31
#1100
BOSS WARS (with unicorns XD)
I command all of my jellys while i ride into battle on the royal jelly.I remove my unicorns horn (it grows back) and I STAAAB SNARBYAZ IN HIS EYE and then his weiner.then i snatch it and ride into my world of jellys.As i close the door i laugh saying that was poooop.
(teabagged him before i left)
Wow i dont want that cookie i want the one im digesting, gets my pet wolver to eat it.... it dies AH
HA i knew it you didnt add the chocolate chips!