Then I went behind and shot you with my loud pistol. I stole the cookie and jumped away.
.
Wed, 08/08/2012 - 16:00
#952
Then I went behind and shot
Wed, 08/08/2012 - 19:24
#953
FALCON PUNCH!
And I tripped you as you jumped away and took the cookie.
Thu, 08/09/2012 - 21:51
#954
This, MY Good Sir, IS How I Stole The Cookie
Since I Didn't Want To Read The Whole Topic, Fallconn Was Last Seen In His Home, Reading This Post, And Supposedly Died From The Lack Of Humor In The Post In Which The Cookie Was Stolen From His Lifeless Lap.
Fri, 08/10/2012 - 02:52
#955
....
*takes out katana* I slice Lechad. While he tries to stuff his severed brain into his sliced-in-half skull, I steal his cookie and run away.
Fri, 08/10/2012 - 09:04
#956
FALCON PUNCH!
I didn't "die" I merely fainted because of how crappy this thread was, Anyway. Venomousbio tripped and fell, He got back up, and fell again, After getting up several times he decided to crawl, But everytime he did something hit him in the back. After some time which seemed like hours, He gave up and laid there, A passer-by stepped over the body, And took the cookie. This was person delivered this cookie to another person, Who delivered it to another person, Who gave the cookie to Rommil, Who rolled 3 uv's on it, Choco max, Sugar max, Epic max. This cookie was then put on the Auction house, It had a B/O of 1 crown, But of course one person was waiting for the Auction....His name, Was Fallconn. He bought the cookie and lived happily, Ever after.
Sat, 08/11/2012 - 05:03
#957
I was the one that lived
I was the one that lived happily ever after. I shot Fallconn with my megablastercannon (See post 288), wondering why this thread was in the graveyard.
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 18:40
#958
10 years later
I take out my Elquines (10* Trig), Osmium Slug (10* Iron Slug) and Electron Singularity (10* Electron Vortex), Bonk Artistbma w/ Osmium Slug everytime he tries to use megablastercannon, swing my 3 uv Elquines (Snowflakes MAX, Permafrost MAX, Maulos MAX) overhead at Artistbma, Freezing his legs and torso, Then, with an Osmium Slug charge pointed at ground, Propel myself 6 planets away away from all the conflict, then detonate Electron Singularity while I'm safe on another planet inside the core, creating a singularity and collapsing the entire planet that these previous commentors were on and making a black hole. THE END..... Oh no! I forgot to take the cookies! TmT
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 19:04
#959
I was a zombie. Do your
I was a zombie. Do your research. I shot you with my megablastercannon. I shoot everyone else with it as well. Then I fly away to the secret moon base, with the cookie.
I smile as I bite a huge chunk out of the cookie. The story was finally over. And I had won.
The End.
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 19:28
#960
Not just yet
Once you finished eating the cookie, I, as an alien larvae burst out of your stomach, with the cookie, and began to dance about as you lay on the floor with a gaping hole in your chest where I was living. I continue to dance and then eventually take over what was the world, as you float through space, being a zombie and stuff like that.
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 19:35
#961
AW COME ON. That was the
AW COME ON. That was the perfect ending to a great game.
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 21:09
#962
Heheheheheh
My work here is done, now another thread like this will appear, or this will continue
Mon, 08/27/2012 - 18:52
#963
derrp
This is getting horrible
Tue, 08/28/2012 - 05:00
#964
All of those things I
All of those things I mentioned were from like the 200-300th post of this. Kickin it old school.
Sun, 09/02/2012 - 06:19
#965
Surprise! (trust me this will never end)
After you (Artistbma) floated at space, I used my rocket ship to get you (Artistbma). Once I got you, I use my scalpel and sliced you! I saw the cookie and the alien, I killed the alien before it will kill me. I baked a new cookie to start over! I kept the cookie locked inside a lock inside a lock inside a lock.
I stiched you (Artistbma) and put you in a generator that will bring you back to life except you'll be a cookie blasting android.
(Artistbma forgot to shoot me because I was in a satellite ready to get Artistbma, actually I didn't kill the alien instead I put it in yeast stalk hahahahahhaha, I shouldn't be laughing should I?)
Pls answer or never get the cookie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unless you answer me or never get the cookie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then suddenly I saw Spring-At-Peace crawling around. I just saw Spring at peace at lockdown this sept.1,2012.
Sun, 09/02/2012 - 07:13
#966
Well
I succeeded in keeping this going, my work here is done
Sat, 09/15/2012 - 05:55
#967
This one's for Artistbma.
/runs in and steals the cookies when no one is looking
/takes a plane to a tropical island and hides with my cookie
Sat, 09/15/2012 - 06:18
#968
I track down your plane, and
I track down your plane, and bust down your plane. I stole all of the cookies and threw it in the black hole
Sat, 09/15/2012 - 15:11
#969
Skydiving!
I run at such a high speed i'm too fast for the black hole,throw an iron cookie decoy at Benightz,and skydive out of the way!
Sat, 09/15/2012 - 16:50
#970
I grab a butterfly net and
I grab a butterfly net and put a trampoline under you. When you hit it and launch back towards the sky, the cookies pops out of your hand. I use the net to catch it and run into the subway to get away with the cookie.
Sat, 09/15/2012 - 17:54
#971
I then make more cookies
And I ran away with them while I let Iamnoone run away with a cookie
Sat, 09/15/2012 - 18:15
#972
I hide the cookie,at
I hide the cookie,at someplace faraway and swipe all your cookies and delete them!
And I steal all the cookies in the world!!
Sat, 09/15/2012 - 18:15
#973
I hide the cookie,at
I hide the cookie,at someplace faraway and swipe all your cookies and delete them!
And I steal all the cookies in the world!!
Sat, 09/15/2012 - 18:17
#974
Oops
my first double post!!!!with even more cookies fresh from the bakery!
My trick was:Not known?????
Sat, 09/15/2012 - 23:26
#975
Wasn't this Graveyarded?
I beat the crap out of you with my Strike Freedom and Steal all the cookies from you.
Then i Ate them all and had a bad tummy ache.
Sun, 09/16/2012 - 00:36
#976
Ummm....sort of?
While you have your bad tummy ache I swipe your cookies and deleted them for goodies.
Also,I make a cookie fort that you all get to eat.
MY COOKIES!
Mon, 09/17/2012 - 19:31
#977
YAY!!! A cookie fort.
Thanks Yruki
/stands up and defends the cookie fort with my licorice whip
Try to eat it and I'll whip you silly.
/leaves a big chocolate chip cookie on the ground, in front of the fort, to be stolen and to ward off any potential cookie fort eaters
Tue, 09/18/2012 - 05:50
#978
I eat the big cookie, the
I eat the big cookie, the fort, the wip, three Kats, a wolver pack and a banana.
then i roll into the distant sunset.
Tue, 09/18/2012 - 14:01
#979
I take the big cookie out of
I take the big cookie out of kraanx stomach, then hide my self behind 8 castles hilled with turtles and brown walking mushrooms
Tue, 09/18/2012 - 14:52
#980
Then I added poison gas to the cookie and you ate it.
I made a new cookie and I quickly go to my secret base in space where nobody can find it. Eats cookies
Wed, 09/19/2012 - 01:53
#981
The papaya stole the cookie
I asked Nick to find Benightz, used a Nitronome to blow up the door and went into his secret base. Dissected him with a leviathan blade, took the cookie out of his intestines. Stitched all of his parts back in with a shivermist as anesthetic (Cause I'm nice), and ran away with the cookie (which some retrodes helped me fixed, I duplicated it and gave some to them as a thank you gift)
Wed, 09/19/2012 - 14:24
#982
I take the big cookie out of
I take the big cookie out of xxpapaya stomach, then hide my self behind 8 castles filled with turtles and brown walking mushrooms, venus fly trps, blocks, walking bombs, midgets with masks, turtles on clouds that drop spikey turtles, and brown mushrooms and turtles with wings.
TRY TO GET ME NOW PESKY PLUMB- I MEAN KNIGHT(s)
Thu, 09/20/2012 - 03:37
#983
The papaya stole the cookie.............again
(Just to tell you Grittle, I never ate the cookie, but never mind :D )
I feed the mushrooms to the turtles, thus killing all the mushrooms. (sounds like Mario some how, you know, walking brown mushrooms) I then strap the bombs onto the turtles but luring them with ashes (bombs love ashes). Then I lure the midgets onto the bombs which are on the turtles (midgets with masks love bombs), the turtles on clouds (more Mario) are attracted by the turtles with bombs strapped on them, and midgets on the bombs. They ask the turtles if they can ride on their clouds on the midgets and the turtles say yes. The winged turtles then get attracted by the huge parade of randomness and start to follow the turtles. Then, I lure them into the Venus Flytrap's mouth with ashes, bombs, and dummy turtles. The Venus Flytrap gulps down all of them, killing it self in the process.
I then use a Nitronome to blow down all of your castles, get a recon pack, sneak up behind you. Give you the red mark of death, and kill you with my Final Flourish. Then I take the cookie and give it to some wolvers on the way, telling them to guard my tracks (wolvers love cookies, I'm not kidding, check the wiki)
Thu, 09/20/2012 - 05:17
#984
i ambush Xxpapaya, smash his
i ambush Xxpapaya, smash his bones with a blunt double-bladed battleaxe (the sharpened one is for Iamnoone, i think) and make him tell me where the cookie is. when i learn it was eaten by wolvers, i say YEEEEW, go home, bake a new cookie, throw it out the window and grab some popcorn to see the violence.
Thu, 09/20/2012 - 05:37
#985
I come out of hiding prepared
I come out of hiding prepared to show you what I've been doing all this time. I whip out my cookie finding device and cookie extractor gun. I quickly locate the cookie and point my cookie extractor gun at it. I pull the trigger and SLURP. The cookie whooshes through the air and into the cookie chamber. I get in my cookie get away plane that is indestructible and crash proof. I fly to some uncharted island and prepare to eat the cookie setting a fine table and placing the cookie on a plate made of gold. It's a special cookie plate.
Thu, 09/20/2012 - 06:02
#986
The papaya steals the cookie.............again...........twice
What Iamnoone doesn't know is that I was hiding underneath the table the whole time. I jump out when you are about to eat the cookie and blast you head with a Valiance, and send you flying with my Polaris followed by my Nitronome. Then I hack the game so that I have gold armor (from minecraft, its really resistant to blasts). Set a normal blast bomb, and blast myself to the other side of cradle. Landing on a pack of wolvers, who save my landing.They get a bit pissed but I give them a huge chunk of the cookie, then I take off, this time not telling them where I am going.
Thu, 09/20/2012 - 06:27
#987
AH HA !
Those wolvers were my pets ! And when you gave them part of the cookie, one of them placed a tracker on you, so i find your co-ordinates
and travel there with my pack of wolvers. I then make them rip you apart piece by piece.
I take the cookie and share it with my pet wolvers.
And the gold armor as well.
:D
Thu, 09/20/2012 - 13:43
#988
@ papaya IT IS MARIO
I UNDO
@ papaya IT IS MARIO
I UNDO THE LAST POST AND STEAL THE COOKIE FROM TRABIAS
(then i hop into OOO hq)
Fri, 09/21/2012 - 05:55
#989
When you hop through the door
When you hop through the door of OOO, a baseball bat meets your head and knocks you unconscious. When you wake, the cookie is gone. I sit under a tree with it in an unknown location with it.
Fri, 09/21/2012 - 18:50
#990
You bumped into me with cookies
I protected OUR cookies in a cell and I zapped grittle and papaya in the middle of the sky
Sat, 09/22/2012 - 04:55
#991
pew pew pew
I take a sniper rifle and headshot benightz.
i haz the cookie
:D
Sat, 09/22/2012 - 04:55
#992
pew pew pew
I take a sniper rifle and headshot benightz.
i haz the cookie
:D
Sat, 09/22/2012 - 07:09
#993
But
I zapped you and protected Iamnoone's cookies. Including mine
Sat, 09/22/2012 - 10:04
#994
I WILL RULE THE COOKIE!
I grab someones deadly cookie bomb.THE END
Of....Benightz,lamnoone,etc.
I make a cookie fort,castle,sword,gun,guest house,FSC,RJP,IMF,and GW!
[Pulls out Swift Flourish UV Construct damage bonus very high]
Sat, 09/22/2012 - 13:16
#995
I then eat all of it
DELICIOUS
Sat, 09/22/2012 - 15:00
#996
The papaya wants to limit the amount of cookies
Since all cookies have souls, I trade the souls of all the cookies except one for the souls of all the cows in the world (basically removing all the cookies). I then give the cookie back to Iamnoone.
Sat, 09/22/2012 - 15:13
#997
I beat the crap out of papaya
And I eat all the cookies
Sat, 09/22/2012 - 15:44
#998
Thn i undo the last post with
Thn i undo the last post with my magical powers :P
Sat, 09/22/2012 - 15:46
#999
COOKIES!!!
I WANT COOKIES!!!!
/looks at Benightz
Aw! Why'd you eat ALL the cookies?
/pouts
/go to a bakery and asks the cashier for the biggest cookie they have
/punches the cashier in the face when she hands it to me
/runs off with the cookie
Sat, 09/22/2012 - 16:14
#1000
Dis game is babish
nubs
i cool
im genius
i kno everything
I come out of the shadows from behind the elevator with my Batwoman costume on, picked up Benightz and made out with him (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :D) to distract him while I grabbed the cookie out of his hand and went back into the shadows leaving him confused as a gun puppy frozen in its tracks. Then I went up on the elevator and ran around in Haven until I perched above the Auction House and went " I'M BATWOMAN!" Then I through the cookie randomly from the top of Auction House, who the commenter below me catches.