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Sun, 06/24/2012 - 20:59
#851
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I get a rope and make a

I get a rope and make a lasso. I ring that snipe dragon around the neck and yank him head first to the ground. You both lay unconscious on the ground. I take the cookie from your pocket and skip away with it.

Mon, 06/25/2012 - 04:52
#852
Thunderbog's picture
Thunderbog
^points him with

^points him with cookie_blaster_modified

FREEEZE I'm Ma Baker put yer hands in the air, gimme all yer cookies!

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 10:53
#853
Kraanx's picture
Kraanx
revs this thread because he

revs this thread because he is hingry for cookies, bites thunderbog's arms off, runs away with the arm and the cookie he was holding in it.

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 16:48
#854
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
lol

Steals the arm and the cookie. Puts the cookie in the hand on the arm and waves it high in the air. This is cool. :D
Tries to put the cookie in my mouth using the arm.
Opps! The cookie fell on the ground.

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 17:22
#855
Shycoboy's picture
Shycoboy
I PICK IT UP! I eat the

I PICK IT UP! I eat the cookie! I bake some poisonus cookies. I take a knife and stab the next person that posts on this thread.

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 19:01
#856
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Oh jeez

Shycoboy must really hate me, 1st poisonous cookies then knifed. Luckily the knife gets me before the cookies.
/slowly dies from the blood sweeping from my arteries and veins. Cries because he had the nerve to poison cookies.

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 20:07
#857
Thunderbog's picture
Thunderbog
I am going to end this

I am going to end this torment.

*uses a spellcardo* HAX SIGN ~ MUSOU FUUIN!

*blast all the cookies and Shycoboy off*

From that day onwards... I shall make another fresh cookie. ;n;

*goes into the kitchen and bake*

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 20:48
#858
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
/hides under the table

/hides under the table waiting for the cookie to come out of the oven.
/quietly slides my hand up and grabs the warm cookie.
/sits quietly under the table with the cookie hoping Thunderbog doesn't notice it's gone.

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 21:04
#859
Thunderbog's picture
Thunderbog
*sees cookie missing*

*sees cookie missing* ono
*spotted Iamnoone under the table* HAY!

I get the cookie back and had Iamnoone thrown out of my house.

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 21:24
#860
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I climb in the back window

I climb in the back window and take the cookie again. This time I run for the door with the cookie.

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 21:30
#861
Thunderbog's picture
Thunderbog
Successfully chased Iamnoone

Successfully chased Iamnoone and called the police for burglary, and redeemed the cookie. Iamnoone is in jail.

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 21:54
#862
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
lol...but I'm in jail with a

lol...but I'm in jail with a fancy hat on my head.

I steal the cookie that was sitting next to the guards coffee cup and lock myself back in my cell with the cookie.

Sun, 07/01/2012 - 12:02
#863
Shycoboy's picture
Shycoboy
i break the cage, slap you

i break the cage, slap you with a fork, and take the cookie.

Sun, 07/01/2012 - 12:04
#864
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
You know...knives go with

You know...knives go with forks...see...*holds up a knife and stabs you with it*
Takes the cookie and hides from the guards.

Sun, 07/01/2012 - 12:05
#865
Shycoboy's picture
Shycoboy
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

i died, but my soul is alive.

Sun, 07/01/2012 - 12:08
#866
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Hands you the cookie. When

Hands you the cookie.
When you reach for it...psych /pulls it away.
Hands you the cookie.
When you reach for it...psych /pulls it away.
Hands you the cookie.
When you reach for it...psych /pulls it away.

Sun, 07/01/2012 - 12:40
#867
Shycoboy's picture
Shycoboy
!@#$!@#$

Just Kidding. Acrambled up some !,@,#,$,%,&'s. Kills youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Sun, 07/01/2012 - 21:02
#868
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
spell check is my friend

I still have the cookie. Puts it in my pocket and jumps on a bus to somewhere.

Mon, 07/02/2012 - 02:42
#869
Trobolta's picture
Trobolta
Is the conductor and im

Is the conductor and im taxing passenger cookies. Starting with Iamnoone. He reluctantly give me the cookie and i reveal that i am not the conductor and runs out and off the bus.

Mon, 07/02/2012 - 11:36
#870
Generalbird
I get the cookie

I sneak up behind Trobolta and steal the cookie, while making my army of Golden Trojans stand around me, and eat the last cookie. As I walk away one of the Trojans drops a cake onto the ground when... (Yes, an entire cake, all for one person)

Mon, 07/02/2012 - 21:40
#871
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I look at the cake. I leave

I look at the cake. I leave it and go hunting for those in the we have cookies guild. Little do they know they are about to start getting mugged in haven for their cookies.

On second thought...
/grabs the cake to eat while I hunt down those with cookies.

Wed, 07/04/2012 - 11:39
#872
Kraanx's picture
Kraanx
i use my power of derp and

i use my power of derp and summon a spinning, fire-lit cookie flying into the sky with the words ''gimme my beyblades back, dude'' written on it. then i realize the cookie is gonna fall into a ravine, and into a cup of water someone keeps there (dafaq?) so i throw an ender pearl in the ravine`s direction

Wed, 07/04/2012 - 15:44
#873
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Pulls closed the ravine's shatterproof/bombproof flood cover

/leaps through the air with a single flip grabbing the flying cookie in between my teeth. I fall head first to the ground, landing on my hands and bouncing into another flip landing on my feet. Instantly running away with the flying cookie.

Sat, 07/07/2012 - 00:58
#874
Thunderbog's picture
Thunderbog
*stole fancy hat* YOLO

*stole fancy hat*

YOLO

Sat, 07/07/2012 - 07:12
#875
Grittle's picture
Grittle
ahah, i summon an army of

ahah, i summon an army of annoying 3rd grade gremlins to annoy you, thus letting go of the flying cookie, which flies away to atlantis

Sat, 07/07/2012 - 09:14
#876
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
The 3rd grade gremlin pops out.

Ah, my stolen hat got stolen. :(

/I pull out me map looking to see were Atlantis is.
AWH POO!!!
/calls a travel agent who won't help.
/calls a taxi who doesn't help either.

I must find that cookie myself.
/fills a backpack with food and water and sets out for Atlantis.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 11:12
#877
Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

/Slaps Iam
/Takes cookie
/happy
/eat
/walkawayliekabaws
/gets-hitbytaxi
/getsbackup
/walkawaliekabaws

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:15
#878
Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
I punch fallconn in the

I punch fallconn in the stomach to make him spit out the cookie and fly away to my man-cave.

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 07:23
#879
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I get dozens of women to go

I get dozens of women to go into your man-cave for a tupperware party. After you run away screaming I stick the cookie in my pocket and take it to an island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean.

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 16:12
#880
Tevokkia's picture
Tevokkia
>.>

I storm your island by parachute, switch the cookie in your pocket with a fake while you're sleeping, and escape into my waiting submarine with the genuine cookie.

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 18:30
#881
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I wake up hearing you leaving

I wake up hearing you leaving and throw many packs of jello into the ocean. Your submarine gets stuck in place. I just leave you there to die when your oxygen runs out, baking more cookies while i wait for your death.

Thu, 07/12/2012 - 06:44
#882
Thunderbog's picture
Thunderbog
Quick Sol! Save

Quick Sol! Save her!

/activates another spellcardo

Killing Doooollllll

/hundred knives stabs Iamnoone everywhere
/gets cookie, throws it into sea
/leaves a note for Iamnoone

It's ready, hot piping, go get some for yerself.

*cough* vanquishes *cough*

Thu, 07/12/2012 - 06:53
#883
Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
I eat all the jello and take

I eat all the jello and take the cookie to my E.V.I.L. lair.
------------------------------
My lair is definitely NOT my basement.

Thu, 07/12/2012 - 07:01
#884
Wolomaster
Goes to Duskfinder's secret

Goes to Duskfinder's secret lair and stole the cookie right in front of his face and said " YOU SUCK" then whacked him in the face and kick him down to the core of spiral knights.

Muahahahahahaha

Thu, 07/12/2012 - 07:09
#885
Thunderbog's picture
Thunderbog
@Duskfinder, Wolomaster

Excuse me...

Did ye know?

1: Cookies thrown into liquid-substances for very long time will cause the cookie to absorb the liquid-substances in 50% amount, which it will have the taste of the liquid-substance thus the original baked taste of the cookie will go away.

2: Some liquid-substances contains harmful chemical substances and it will cause various diseases, such as cancer in lungs and in other parts of body.

3: If ye consumed it, please do expect yerself to lay all day in the hospital/bed.

4: ???

5: PROFITABLE TORTURE.

AFAIK, I thrown a note to Iamnoone, feel free to snatch new baked cookies from him. Fresh and homemade by Flame Thunderbog. v(^w^)v

Thu, 07/12/2012 - 07:12
#886
Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
Ah but these are special cookies mind you.

Flies up from the core, rescues the alpha squad, steals the cookie and throws wolo into a tub of live piranhas.

Thu, 07/12/2012 - 17:39
#887
Kraanx's picture
Kraanx
infects duksfinder with the

infects duksfinder with the flood, takes his cookie and flies away on an attacking rainbow unicorn with the music always, from erasure, playing in the background

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 07:25
#888
Wolomaster
==

The piranhas does no damage with my armor and I beat Kraanx's attacking rainbow unicorn with it's own attack causing it to faint, bringing Kraanx to the never-ending fall to the core. In it's fall to the core, the unicorn hit Duskfinder and bring along duskfinder to the core once more.And I snatch the cookie in a nick of time and give it to Thunderbog, to make new ones for me to eat.

Muahahahahahaha....

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 10:52
#889
Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
"In it's FALL to the core,

"In it's FALL to the core, the unicorn hit Duskfinder.."

But I flew up before all this?

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 18:17
#890
Wolomaster
U were about to steal from

U were about to steal from Kraax but u didn't know that I stole it, so technically u jumped of and killed urself....

I got the new cookie and ate it.

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 18:45
#891
Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
Never said anything about

Never said anything about stealing from kraanx...

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 19:13
#892
Thunderbog's picture
Thunderbog
I lied. I baked cookie

I lied. I baked cookie mines.

NOW, BOOM.
*hits button*

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 22:02
#893
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I bake a big chocolate chip

I bake a big chocolate chip cookie then I hide it in a box under a subway train in New York City.
/thinks it will be impossible to find with all those train cars

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 12:27
#894
Grittle's picture
Grittle
i just invented my cookie

i just invented my cookie magnet, let me test for any in all these train cars in new york city...

Sun, 07/15/2012 - 22:57
#895
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
NO!!! My cookie is floating.

NO!!! My cookie is floating. It gets stuck to the bottom of the train car.
/yanks and yanks trying to free the cookie.
The train starts to move.
/hits head on the wood track tie and gets knocked unconscious.
/falls from the train and loses the cookie as it drives away.

YOU STOLE MY COOKIE!
/pouts

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 00:29
#896
Wolomaster
:(

Yes I did.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 07:11
#897
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
pouting is done

/jumps up and down
/screams
/punches you in the face and steals my cookie back from you.
/hugs and kisses the cookie.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 07:30
#898
Grittle's picture
Grittle
/Takes cookie from

/Takes cookie from lamnoone
/lamoone crys like a baby
/takes cookie to vending machine thread
/dances like a maniac

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 13:55
#899
Dabic's picture
Dabic
I take cookie

I i use my rocket hammer charge glitch and drags grittle down a cliff and before he falls off i take the cookie and /applaud

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 14:03
#900
Dabic's picture
Dabic
When xD

When i notice i failed and eats half of the cookie....
) then i take half-cookie home and puts it in an UFO when i accidently presses launch button from outside and the cookie is gone...
) when i notice the half-cookie and its UFO is crash landing on earth in lamnoone's secret volcanic island...

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