I shove a whole bunch of cookies to myself.
I HAVE THE COOKIES!!!!!!
.
Wed, 07/18/2012 - 08:11
#902
I made NEW cookies!
Wed, 07/18/2012 - 08:40
#903
Cookie UFO
I do re-summon the nyan cat and its annoying music puts it music into a box then throwes the cookie intowolomasters brain what makes him crazy and hes/hers head explode and i burn all cookies excepte one and said to SuperMonkey with laserbaconeyes to fuard the cookie for me. σ(^_^;)
Fri, 07/20/2012 - 22:35
#904
I run Dabic over with my
I run Dabic over with my truck. I back my truck up and run Dabic over again but this time I stop on top of him. I open the door, reach down and take the cookie. I start to drive away then stop suddenly. I put it in reverse and stop on top of Dabic again so he can't try to steal the cookie again.
Sat, 07/21/2012 - 18:37
#905
BOOM
I put a bomb in your truck.and I took the cookie in the nick of time.
Sat, 07/21/2012 - 22:10
#906
I go flying straight up in
I go flying straight up in the air.
I come down and land on my butt.
BOOM again
"OUCH THAT HURT"
/pouts
/realizes I don't have the cookies
/cries
I WANT A COOKIE
/kicks in the window to a bakery and steals an entire tray of cookies from behind the counter
Sat, 07/21/2012 - 22:18
#907
Cookie?
Wait, what's Iamnoone
Cookie?
Wait, what's Iamnoone doing?
OH DEAR HE'S STEALING COOKIES!
/someone shouted burlgars
QUICK, GET THE POLICE AND CLAIM THE COOKIES
Sat, 07/21/2012 - 22:28
#908
I flash a badge to the police
I flash a badge to the police claiming to be the cookie inspector and tell them the cookies may not really be cookies and they have to go to the lab immediately to be tested for authenticity before the store reopens and the owners have a chance to scam the public. I quickly put the cookies in a bag and disappear with them.
Sat, 07/21/2012 - 22:40
#909
No! He is the cookie
No! He is the cookie stealer!
If they are really not cookies, why don't ye take a bite?
I DEMAND YE TO HAVE ONE OF THE COOKIES, NOW!
Sat, 07/21/2012 - 22:50
#910
They won't take a bite. If
They won't take a bite. If they are fake cookies they are plastic and plastics kill.
/hands you half of the cookies
Sat, 07/21/2012 - 22:57
#911
...
Give those cookies back,
...
Give those cookies back, I have a spare, fresh.
Take it away. >:(
Sat, 07/21/2012 - 23:03
#912
I take out a sniper riffle
I take out a sniper riffle and point it at your fancy hat.
GIVE ME THE COOKIE!!!
Sat, 07/21/2012 - 23:21
#913
MAKE A FAIR EXCHANGE FIRST,
MAKE A FAIR EXCHANGE FIRST, SCUM!
Hand over the bag of fake cookies, and I'll give the fresh one.
NOW.
Sat, 07/21/2012 - 23:29
#914
/thinks bag full of bakery
/thinks bag full of bakery fresh pretend fake cookies for 1 fresh one or
/pulls your pants down and takes your cookie
Bye and thanks for the fresh cookie
/runs away with the bag of cookies and the fresh one
Sat, 07/21/2012 - 23:55
#915
durr
*ignores pants down part, because I don't mind being sexy. OwO*
Successfully caught Iamnoone and claimed back bag of cookies. Iamnoone is in jail, once more, with the fresh cookie on hand(?).
I take the bag of cookies and put one of them into a test subject, if they are plastic made, the store is verdicted guilty of selling fake cookies. If not, they are reimbursed back to the store. 0.o
Sun, 07/22/2012 - 21:32
#916
I get kicked out of jail
I get kicked out of jail again for stealing all the cookies out of the kitchen. It caused too many riots in between inmates and guards. I freely walk the streets looking for a cookie to steal. Then a Keebler Cookie truck rolls by. It stops at a red light. I hope on the back and pick it's lock. I manage to grab one cookie as all of the boxes fall off of the back and break open as they hit the ground. "FREE COOKIES", I yell with glee.
Wed, 07/25/2012 - 05:05
#917
i grab as much cookie as i can.
I GRAB EM' ALL
(even yours)
Wed, 07/25/2012 - 14:20
#918
@wolomaster Those cookies
@wolomaster Those cookies were fake. I was driving a truck full of fake cookies.
*Jumps off truck and runs away with big bag of cookies*
Now I make full of vans saying FREE COOKIES when its only fake cookies. Now my job is easier. Runs with cookies
Wed, 07/25/2012 - 14:47
#919
FALCON PUNCH!
But you trip into a swamp that just appeared under your feet (curtsey of me) And I watch as you sink down and drown in the icky muck of doom, I grab the bag of cookies and toss them to Thunderbog.
Wed, 07/25/2012 - 15:11
#920
@Fallconn
I jump out because I was in my costume. Then I drive a big truck saying "Cookies R us" and I runover you. I reverse and go forward. Then I put you in a coffin and throw YOU in the swamp forever. *Breaks key*. I drive my truck and runover thunder. I squish him and threw all the big bags of cookies in the "Cookies r us truck". I break the key to the truck and I drive super fast to the highest mountain of earth.
Wed, 07/25/2012 - 16:22
#921
i steal
i steal the cookies and eat all but one and give the one to kirby and kirby sucks everyone up and then everyone has to fine the cookie inside kirby
Wed, 07/25/2012 - 17:58
#922
Then I push the "Reverse
Then I push the "Reverse button", and grabbed all the cookies before you took a single bite on your first cookie.
*Runs to unknown island where nobody has ever been to*
Wed, 07/25/2012 - 22:23
#923
I follow the scent of cookie
I follow the scent of cookie like a cadaver dog. I swim in a straight line to your island with my nose up in the air smelling the cookie. I kind of look like a dog doing the doggy paddle. I go right to the cookie and growl at you then I bite your hand, shaking the cookie lose at the same time. I take the cookie. Look you in the eye and growl again, "my cookie".
Thu, 07/26/2012 - 06:48
#924
Then I use a big giant foot
Then I use a big giant foot to kick you away from the island. I carry my cookies to my base full of CE (COOKIE ENERGY) and (CRYSTAL ENERGY)
Fri, 07/27/2012 - 18:37
#925
Cookie energy?
I come back in a naval submarine loaded with inferred vision and ultrasound devices looking for your base and the source of the cookie energy. Once found the naval seals infiltrate your island and recover the ce and cookie for me. They load both onto the sub and we head for deep water.
Sat, 07/28/2012 - 07:00
#926
Then I track your submarine
Then I track your submarine signal and destroyed it. I quickly grab you and bury you in the underwater ground. I grab all the cookies and CE and run to my AC130. I go to a unknown island where it is protect it and if a intruder tries to come in, they will suddently be dead by a unknown attack.
Sat, 07/28/2012 - 20:20
#927
FALCON PUNCH!
I slap you silly and walk away feeling like I accomplished something.
Sun, 07/29/2012 - 07:18
#928
lol
While Fallconn slaps Benightz silly, I build a cookie magnet and use it to make the cookies come to me without having to go anywhere near the booby trapped island. I leave on an alien spaceship and protect the cookies with a P32 space modulator.
Sun, 07/29/2012 - 10:09
#929
KABOOM
Then I quickly pressed the reverse button and build a big wall around my island. So then I stopped the reverse and you used the magnet. It didn't work and the cookies break into little crumbs
Sun, 07/29/2012 - 23:07
#930
I blow up the wall with the
I blow up the wall with the P32 space modulator. Then I vacuum up the crumbs and mix them into a milkshake.
YUM cookies and cream.
SLURP!
No more cookie.
Mon, 07/30/2012 - 06:17
#931
----
I, using my [Cookie Fabricator 900000], (Yes it needs brackets) bury all participants in cookies. Cookies are now the dominant race.
Mon, 07/30/2012 - 07:57
#932
KABOOM
Then I faked that I was a cookie and I was in a cookie costume. I get a big sucker and it sucks everybody and it makes everything into a cookie. Then I use my Cookie Vacuum and make everything into cookie land. Then I take every single piece into cookies and runs away to base in space
Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:55
#933
VICTORY!!!!!
I genetic engineered an army of super crackers and tracked down your base. We then attacked your base, steal all the cookies, bomb it, and fly in some place that you shouldn't know about.
The ancient scroll says I must eat the cookies now. *NoM*
>SNARBY
Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:57
#934
More VICTORY!!!!!
Steals more cookies from bakeries and share them with my super cracker army.
>SNARBY
Mon, 07/30/2012 - 13:35
#935
KABOOM
Then I get a army (2x larger than yours), track down your space and we attack everything. Your whole base sinks to the black hole and you sink their too. Then I steal every single cookie and drop them to the black hole. There is no more cookies and if you go in the black hole, you obviously die
Mon, 07/30/2012 - 20:09
#936
HI!
I burrow up from under the ground take the cookie and burrow back under
Tue, 07/31/2012 - 06:08
#937
I pull out my cookie magnet
I pull out my cookie magnet and wave it over the hole in the ground. The cookie pops out and I grab it and run. I look around and find a hole in a tree. I climb inside and hide there, just me and the cookie.
Tue, 07/31/2012 - 08:50
#938
Pull out war of 1812 text book.
*put on earmuffs*
*read a war of 1812 text book out loud*
*Bored lamnoone to death*
*grabbed his cookies and flew away in a war jet*
Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:42
#939
kABOOM
I destroyed your war jet and ran away to the black hole. I throw all the cookies in the black hole. I also throw out all the ingrediants for the cookies in the black hole. Now NO MORE COOKIES!!! :D
Tue, 07/31/2012 - 16:09
#940
REVENGE!
I then create a time machine go back in time FALCON PUNCH Fallconn take his cookie go back to the present day clone it distribute copy's to everyone EXCEPT Fallconn then jettison into the future.
Tue, 07/31/2012 - 23:00
#941
@Piosionus-Snarby I'm a
@Piosionus-Snarby
I'm a history freak. You will never bore me with the war of 1812. :D
Thanks Gzilla. I eat my cookie and sugar rush. I race to grow wheat and turn it into flour. I fly to Jamaica and get sugar cane and process it into sugar crystals. I get some ocean water, allow it to evaporate and scarp up the salt that is left in the bottom of the bucket. I make the baking soda and choke some eggs out of a chicken. I milk a cow and turn the milk into butter. Now running out of my sugar rush, I steal Gzilla's cookie and eat it so I can rush again. I whip, mix and bake a new batch of cookies. I hand one to Gzilla to replace the one I stole and put the rest of them under my pillow so no one can steal them. I go to bed and sleep with a shotgun in my hands.
Tue, 07/31/2012 - 23:34
#942
I proceed to kick Fallconn
I proceed to kick Fallconn off a cliff in Sparta.
Thu, 08/02/2012 - 08:23
#943
I proceed to kick Gzilla off
I proceed to kick Gzilla off a cliff in HELL!!!
Thu, 08/02/2012 - 08:23
#944
I proceed to kick Gzilla off
I proceed to kick Gzilla off a cliff in HELL!!!
Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:55
#945
I fly back up and punt you
I fly back up and punt you off.
Sat, 08/04/2012 - 02:57
#946
Hi i am....... what happened?......
I am back. What happen here?!
I kicked Gzilla for nothing because I dunno who has the cookie an saw the cookie flew of Gzilla's hand.
''I got it, I got it! I win!''
I put Gzilla in a cage and fed him/her with a cereal.............................................................
''Nom..Nom....'' Gzilla said.
...... Oh i forgot that I put a blender there, now the cereal will go to your DNA and you will turn into an edible cerealman!
And then I called the pre-school kids to eat Gzilla!
Don't worry you can revive when you do the things I told you to do! Heeeeeh I have the antidote for that!
Give give! Cookaes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sat, 08/04/2012 - 13:56
#947
No, I WIN! :D
I press the reverse button and swooped all of the cookies from Pegazuz. I then tie Pega in a rope. I throw you in the volcano and I break every single piece of cookies. Now there are little cookie crumbs. I feed em to the sharks.
Sat, 08/04/2012 - 14:39
#948
I then make more and feed
I then make more and feed them to everyone I have one left I hide it in the core. I then say hi to pega, while tripping him/her into the sandbox with sugar rushing kids, have fun!
Sat, 08/04/2012 - 17:09
#949
The revenge story based on a true story that happened now>:+
When i was getting away in my war jet; I was shot down out of nowhere by Benightz. I quickly tried pressing the eject button as soon as possible as the plane caught on fire. Knowing that I won't eject in time; I made one last effort in escaping by parachuting down to the ground. Then suddenly, when i was safely coming down, The war jet crashed into me damaging most of my body parts.
Several minutez later, I recovered from my crash; emerging in a exosuit. I spot Benightz from miles and shot him with mine cookie ray gun which came with the exosuit turning him into a giant gingerbread men. I gave everyone a piece of the giant gingerbread men that was once Benightz. *NoM*
Exosuit features includes cookie ray gun which doesn't reflect to anything, extraordinary speed, ability to fly, can project force field, super strength, X-ray visions, extraordinary eye sight and aim, no flaws what so ever, and invincible armor
P.S.... That is what you get for trying to waste all the cookies and say i win. what are you; 9?
Sat, 08/04/2012 - 17:42
#950
I steal the cookie from the
I steal the cookie from the core and I ran away.
P.S: No I am not in any age between 0 - 13. This is only a game. Relax bro. No need to rage just because I did something to steal the cookie.. XD
you know i already put the cookie into the vending machine....
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