I call the GhostBusters to get them to steal the cookie and then I steal the cookie from them. I then proceed to hide under my squid hat with it.
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Sun, 09/23/2012 - 04:56
#1002
I call the GhostBusters to
Sun, 09/23/2012 - 05:04
#1003
WHAT
you are cool:wait a second,what skill do u have?
i'm genius:if u are one,please prove it.
i know everything:what the?
back to the game....
i support benightz new cookie foundation but ii also build another one for lamnoone
Sun, 09/23/2012 - 05:06
#1004
By the way,
the first 3 lines of text is wondering if fame-rocker is really like that.
Signed,by the now dead knight.
Mon, 09/24/2012 - 04:27
#1005
I shoot at the squid hat with
I shoot at the squid hat with my sniper riffle to free the cookie.
OPPS! I missed.
fame-rocker/Ipalindrome's head gets obliterated and so does the cookie.
Oh well.
/goes to the bakery and gets another cookie.
Mon, 09/24/2012 - 10:32
#1006
FALCON PUNCH!
I walk away with 3 cookies while you have 1, you get greedy and try to take mine, I let you take them and trade it for yours, I walk away smiling deviously.
Mon, 09/24/2012 - 15:18
#1007
SNIPES!
I send 1000 snipes because i am a snipe and we attack everyone and take the cookies and trip you,so you drift into the sky and fall.
Tue, 09/25/2012 - 16:28
#1008
?????
Where has everyone gone?
I punch Falconn so hes in snipe land so I steal 10929202988907329039087495273847289749832785973289598327987549823758263276483257326 cookies.
Tue, 09/25/2012 - 17:31
#1009
We're hiding behind a
We're hiding behind a bush.
/I jump out and steal one of your cookies
Thu, 09/27/2012 - 16:27
#1010
SNIPES!
Since you only took one,i have the rest to make shadow lairs,the clockworks,etc
I steal the cookie,and i'm going to throw it.
10.9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1........
Fri, 09/28/2012 - 08:12
#1011
i just punch you in the face
i just punch you in the face kick you in the groin when your on the floor and eat the cookie i then go to sleep thinking how good the cookie was when i wake up i go to the bathroom i then go to take a bath when...
Fri, 09/28/2012 - 16:46
#1012
I ransack your house looking
I ransack your house looking for the cookie. I don't find so I take your computer instead. I trade your computer to some kid for his cookie. I go hide in the forest with the cookie.
Fri, 09/28/2012 - 22:12
#1013
i find my computer in a
i find my computer in a theater and go on eBay to buy myself a flamethrower i then proceed to burn the forest your in and when you come out screaming and on fire i throw my computer at you snatch the cookie and go to sleep again
Fri, 09/28/2012 - 22:31
#1014
While you were sleeping, I
While you were sleeping, I shoot tranquilizer darts into you, making you sleep forever. I then get the cookie and run off into the plains.
Sat, 09/29/2012 - 00:08
#1015
my computer wakes me up with
my computer wakes me up with a song (i know something that ll get on your nerves) i then drive into the plains and run you over in a Lamborghini (that's right i ran you over with style ) i then dropped my computer on your head to make sure your dead then set my Lamborghini to auto drive and had a nap in the back seat with the cookie i stole from you
Sat, 09/29/2012 - 03:23
#1016
Stupid..... u took a nap?!
while u were taking a nap i sneak in your car and took you to a police. before i took you to the police i took ur cookie then drove u to da police.
then i saw a kid and gave him 2000cr to keep the cookie(dicoy). I then fed my bunny with t=da cuki. but my bunny barfed it out.
(shadow was in a cage)
cause: sewed/blamed
#2 cause: he stole a cookie which should be with me
#3 cause : he dropped a comp. at tellacon .
Continue. I gave a half to tellacon as a gift and also because he is in a hospital! I gave.......
part 1 finished
Sat, 09/29/2012 - 03:22
#1017
Stupid..... u took a nap?!
while u were taking a nap i sneak in your car and took you to a police. before i took you to the police i took ur cookie then drove u to da police.
then i saw a kid and gave him 2000cr to keep the cookie(dicoy). I then fed my bunny with t=da cuki. but my bunny barfed it out.
(shadow was in a cage)
cause: sewed/blamed
#2 cause: he stole a cookie which should be with me
#3 cause : he dropped a comp. at tellacon .
Continue. I gave a half to tellacon as a gift and also because he is in a hospital! I gave a half to shadow( the barfed one)
Sat, 09/29/2012 - 16:08
#1018
I'm not stealing that cookie...
because it was burnt after Shadowrook set me and the forest on fire and then it got soaked with the bunny barf.
/throws the cookie in the trash
/bakes a sugar cookie in the shape of a rainbow that is the size of my kitchen table and decorates it with colored sugar.
Sat, 09/29/2012 - 20:40
#1019
Yay! Colored sugar!
I stuff the burnt cookie in lamnoone's mouth, causing lamnoone to hurl.
While he hurls, i take the cookie(DUH!), which is magically enchanted because of the colored sugar. It leads me to the end of a rainbow, where i find a whole pot of magic cookies.
I make an force field with the cookies that keep me invisible.
I eat the cookies in invisibility...
Sat, 09/29/2012 - 22:12
#1020
Because you can't see the
Because you can't see the cookie (the force field makes everything invisible), you end up biting your hand so hard you throw the cookie away out of the force field in pain. I just happen to stroll by and get the cookie.
Sat, 09/29/2012 - 23:25
#1021
batman busts me out of the
batman busts me out of the cage in the police station i then use the batmobil (which is a Lamborghini ha style) i then use my computers mouse cord to grab the cookie out of your hand and then run you over i then go adventuring with batman as my bodyguard and cookie as food for the adventure and my computer as a digital map
Tue, 10/02/2012 - 05:24
#1022
I become a recon, and drive a
I become a recon, and drive a bugatti veron and get to you asap, so soon as i see you, i switch on my recon, and kick you so hard you dropped the cookie and flew to the North Pole. i took the cookie and put it up for auction in some random french auction house and leave casually as if nothing happened good luck getting it for more then 10k franks XD
Tue, 10/02/2012 - 20:04
#1023
I wait patiently for someone
I wait patiently for someone to buy the cookies. Then, as he/she walks away, I stab their throat and run with them.
Wed, 10/03/2012 - 14:53
#1024
MACHINE GUN!!!!
BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA BAM! O.O
I dip the cookies in Optical's blood and eat it.
NO MERCY!
Wed, 10/03/2012 - 18:41
#1025
A new cookie robber has appeared!!
Platipie summons his pie/platypus army and brutally murders dvntbjh before he eats the cookie. slowly taking the cookie from his twitching hands Platipie comes up with an idea. He takes the DNA of the cookie and makes a pile of fake but identical cookies. Platipie then hides the pile in Fort Knox, and hides the only clue to which one is real in njthug's appendix.
PARTIALLY FOOLPROOF PLAN :D
Thu, 10/04/2012 - 09:57
#1026
My cookie
I then rip out njthug's appendix and hide in my secret underground laboratory and attempt to clone the cookie
Fri, 10/05/2012 - 02:09
#1027
The papaya steals the cookie...................again...thrice
Hijadestone's secret underground laboratory just happens to be next to a Crystal Energy Mine, which I discover after paying off my rents by mining CE. I smash into his/her "not-so-secret-anymore-laboratory" with my army of papayas. 3 of them force themselves into his/her mouth resulting in food poisoning (but not death, if you haven't noticed so far I haven't killed anyone.........yet). I then force stop the attempt to clone the cookie. I take it and throw it back to Isora, I hate cookies.
Fri, 10/05/2012 - 02:48
#1028
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Mon, 10/08/2012 - 04:46
#1029
CHROMAS!WAKEEEEEE UPPPPPPPP
you all eat deadly virulisk so I can go to Isora,take the cookie,and makee Xxpapaya eat it.
Mon, 10/08/2012 - 17:28
#1030
/ties papaya up in my
/ties papaya up in my basement
/disguises myself as papaya
/eats the cookie Players-Guest is forcing papaya to eat
Mon, 10/08/2012 - 19:52
#1031
Mai cookieeeeeee!!!!!
I then use the little known power of the platypus to stop time. Using this moment I replace iamnoone's cookie with a rock jelly sandwich. With the delicious, warm, chocolatey, perfect cookie at hand, I decide to place it on my head to decide if I should eat the delicious, warm, chocolatey, perfect cookie or let it go stale.
Tue, 10/09/2012 - 04:38
#1032
NOOO!!!
Don't let it go
NOOO!!!
Don't let it go stale.
/punches you in the face and knocks the cookie off of your head
/grabs the flying cookie and runs away with it
Tue, 10/09/2012 - 19:56
#1033
I charge at lamnoone at full
I charge at lamnoone at full speed and ram his gut, causing the cookie to fly. I grab the cookie and fly away.
Wed, 10/10/2012 - 01:43
#1034
The papaya steals the cookie...................again..four times
But Optical-Diffusion forgot that the weather was gonna make a turn for the worse. A lightning bolt struck him/her, I took the cookie from his/her burnt body and dropped it alllllllllllllllllll the way INTO the core. I hate cookies
Wed, 10/10/2012 - 08:44
#1035
the cookie is mine i shall not die....
i have Armour that makes it so i can fly i go to the core get the crumb's of the cookie go to my volcano lair,use my clone machine clone the cookie and put it in my safe. the cookie will not be taken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i killed anyone that got in my way via sword and bomb.
Wed, 10/10/2012 - 12:58
#1036
I returned, but nobody
I returned, but nobody greeted me, so i just went to get mah cookeh.
I walk into the volcano lair, dodge the lava, explode the cloning machines, etc. Then I double-bladed battleaxe the safe. (yeah, its a verb now). In the end, I cut neigata in half (vertically) with a blunt rock. the cookie , unfortunately, had been taken by over by mold, so i just toss it into the lava.
The god of all cookies starts a war against Isorans for destroying so much cookies, and his first move is destroying all cookie dough factories and ovens. Finding the only one left is the only way to stop the war. Meanwhile, I escape, disgusted, into the sunset.
Thu, 10/11/2012 - 02:00
#1037
The papaya STOPS THE WAR
I find the final cookie, in a wolver den, treasured by all Priest Wolvers. I give them 1ce in exchange for the cookie and they happily agree. I then give the cookie back to the god of cookies and end the wall..................and his life after that. I take the cookie, and throw it back to Iamnoone, I hate cookies
Sat, 10/13/2012 - 12:57
#1038
NOT THE COOKIE IT IS MINE
I resurrect myself(my armour does that too) i go to lamnoone get my cookie explode anyone that can possibly steal the cookie go to my underwater lair(i have a lot of lairs) put the cookie in a safe(again) and set death traps
THE COOKIE IS MINE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sat, 10/13/2012 - 14:52
#1039
Newcomer
i eat all of that except cookie and runs away with it.
p.s
best plan ever
Sat, 10/13/2012 - 18:06
#1040
thanks for the cookie papaya :D
After being exploded into a million pieces, a million little mes chase down Mythrilhero, tackle him and kick his butt with a million tiny punches and kicks. We run away as a team, throwing the cookie back and forth in between us, playing keep away, from anyone who tries to take the cookie. We all yell, "It's our cookie now!"
Sat, 10/13/2012 - 18:27
#1041
IM BACK!
I summon my legion of T3 gremlins(and me), including Warmaster seerus himself!
We slice your team of you's with our thwackers.
I take the cookie, holding it up as we celebrate. Hooah!
Sun, 10/14/2012 - 04:50
#1042
NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I do oprarasion crimsim hammer kill seerus go to your little gremlin hole tranqulise you get the cookie and go to my tree-house lair (i love my lairs) and make it so when you enter it scans your foot print and if it isn't my foot print a thousand swords come from the roof and kill whoever is not me
I SAY IT NOW IT IS MY COOKIE ILL CLONE IT IN MY LAB TONIGHT THE CLONES WILL KILL OTHER PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT ME NO ONE WILL KNOW WHICH IS REAL OR NOT EXCEPT FOR ME
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(i have a army of grimlins outside and i hypnotized Xxpapaya.)
Sun, 10/14/2012 - 12:17
#1043
ah but wait
i get my army of turbo ducks to smash your stuff then i eat you and cookie i am now runing away with negita in my mouth soon you shall be digested along with the cookie nehehhehe
Sun, 10/14/2012 - 15:13
#1044
I tell my dinosaur to step on
I tell my dinosaur to step on you, then I take the cookie and wash the blood off my dinosaur's feet.
Sun, 10/14/2012 - 17:34
#1045
So many animal armies now.....
I slap warrior-iguy with his dinosaur and take the cookie. Once again I place it on top of my head, then fall asleep with my eyes open.
Sun, 10/14/2012 - 21:42
#1046
"oh this is easy..." drop
"oh this is easy..." drop just a drop of acid on your eyes. you jump then, the cookie flies up and into my hands. i gather all the cookie hunters and throw the cookie like a shuriken
Mon, 10/15/2012 - 05:30
#1047
IM STILL ALIVE
i never got full digested and mythirllhero broke my pain from the dinosaur i run so fast (my Armour does everything) when the cookie is first thrown *like a shuriken*i steal it and kill the cookie hunters with bombs and everyone that can get in my way(again i do that)(this time i dont have to do it on Xxpapaya)(i hipnotised her) i get 10000 snipes i resurect seerus as my slave and i get Takaseme as my helper with a bar of chocolate and set him on a acid adventure and lammone dont bother i go to my underworld lair and have a robot-zombie army.
mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaha
Mon, 10/15/2012 - 10:02
#1048
Things are different.
Wow I've been gone a while, this thread has seeriously changed. Oh well I attach a sapper to all of your zombies, I take the cookie push you into a time warp you're sent back to page -1 you die from the fact that the area is negative space. I then attach a doomsday bomb to the cookie leave it in the open, and set up land mines everywhere around it. I set up security cameras go home make some popcorn and sit back and watch the carnage.
Mon, 10/15/2012 - 10:59
#1049
what carnage?
well my spycrabs go and sap your camerers then walk to the cookie and blow up all mines i disarm bomb eat cookie go to gzillas place and eat him they are now being digested
p.s
spys doing the spycrab not spy crabs
Mon, 10/15/2012 - 20:24
#1050
*Bakes new cookie* puts the cookie in the open on a plate (the plate is a regular plate) goes back home and watches thread to see what happens......
I smack you for the nth time with the dead fish (what comes around goes around), slice it open, smear guts all over your eyes, and takes cookie and eats it. I then die from a peanut allergy (yes I am allergic to peanuts), but the cookie is now under the protection of my soul.