Give the Surprise Game

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Luguiru
Bawk bawk bawk death

I set the oven to 400 degrees, use a well greased roasting dish, and cook for two hours. After your chickens are well cooked pour a sauce of your choosing over the top and let bake for half an hour. Cook until golden brown and let sit for twenty minutes. Serves four.

I put a challis in the box.

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Iamnoone
I open the box, empty it out

I open the box, empty it out and reseal it.

Hands the box to the next person.

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Gzilla
I open it and find rock

I open it and find rock music.

I put in Damastaa.

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Skyguarder
I open the box and find

I open the box and find Damastaa. Cool, I eat him.

I insert a can of coke. :)

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Blazingprodigy
Opens box and finds cookies.

Opens box and finds coke. Tasty!

Puts a monkey in box

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Gzilla
I open the box, OH NO! The

I open the box, OH NO! The monkey proceeds to mug me and take all my crowns. The criminal that put that monkey in that box should be flambéed.

I put in Fallconn.

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Blazingprodigy
Comes back for another box.

Comes back for another box. Finds a falcon. Awesome a pet bird! Puts a cookie that's secretly a time bomb in box

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Skyguarder
I open the box and find a

I open the box and find a cookie. Aww how nice. I'll feed the cookie to Gzilla. There we go. He enjoys it and explodes. I guess he loves it so much.

I insert a gorilla with a big punching glove.

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Yttriu
Alright! Another addition to

Alright! Another addition to my "animals with punching gloves collection!" I put him with my ostrich and reindeer with punching gloves.

I fill the box with sand.

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Iamnoone
I open the box and find the

I open the box and find the sand. Cool!
I turn the sand into glass, making fake diamonds with it. Then I sell the fake diamonds on Ebay.

I put half of the cash I make selling those fake diamonds in the box.

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Skyguarder
I open the box and yay!

I open the box and yay! MONEY! I spend it for a new box. This box is getting ripped anyways. Ok I got a new metal box.

I put a bunny eating carrots in the metal box.

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Imowor
SPAAAAARTA

I open the box and find a very fat bunny as well as the reamins of several carrots. I feed the bunny to the Snarbolax.

I put Leonidus in the box. I freeze time withinin the box so he'll Sparta Kick whoever opens the box.

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Gzilla
I open th- THIS IS

I open th- THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!

After crawling up the pit for 5 hours I swear revenge on whoever put him in that box. I then put in Iamnoone.

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Skyguarder
I open the box and what the

I open the box and what the hell? Iamnoone? Well I use him and smash Gzilla.

I insert Iamnoone's credit card. (Now I'm stealing XD)

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Grittle
I open the box, find

I open the box, find Lamnoones credit card, then give back to lamnoone (+100 Good Karma!)

I insert Pow/Little-cloud into the box (if you dont know who he is, look at this thread to find out-[http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/57065](this is Is alt return-of-pow, also, copy and paste i, its in the graveyard))

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Gzilla
I SCREAM then go an hero.

I SCREAM then go an hero. Where did you find him/her any way. Also that username sounds familiar from somewhere else....

I put in a gm. (you decide which)

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Iamnoone
I open the box then locked gm

I open the box then locked gm in my basement.

I put Jack in the box.

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Gzilla
I open it, who's this guy? I

I open it, who's this guy?

I shove the captured gm into the box.

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Skyguarder
I open the box and OMG who is

I open the box and OMG who is putting people in the box? *Shoots Gzilla and Iamnoone*

I insert a hamburger. You know you want it :D

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Gzilla
I open it and yell "I HATE

I open it and yell "I HATE MUSHROOMS!" I then throw the hamburger at ben

I put in patrick

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Skyguarder
KABOOM

I open the box and find Patrick Star from spongebob. Wow, hes being dumb right now.

I insert a wallet full of money

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Det-The-Epicventur
$$$$

I take out the money and I put a the wallet back in the box

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Iamnoone
I open the box and find the

I open the box and find the wallet. I take out the drivers license and replace the picture on it with mine than go drag racing.

I put the tickets I got from drag racing, that aren't in my name, in the box.

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Skyguarder
I open the box and yay

I open the box and yay tickets! I give them to the person who owns drag racing and I get to go for free.

I insert a Diamond

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Yttriu
Ooh La La!

Wow! A diamond! Girl's best friend! Or is it pearls? I forget.

I put in a variety of fruits and vegetables.

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Gzilla
I open it and throw them back

I open it and throw them back at Yttriu.

I put in a penguin

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Skyguarder
KABOOM

I open the box. Wow its a fat penguin. Probably from Club Penguin. Well I don't WANT a Club Penguin Penguin. *Throws away to arctic*

I insert a full box of Snow

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Gzilla
I open the box I find

I open the box I find water.

I put in a frozen shambler

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Skyguarder
I find a frozen shambler and

I find a frozen shambler and smash it at Gzilla.

I insert a Booklet with pictures of Gzillas face

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Gzilla
What you've been stalking me?

What you've been stalking me? Unbelievable.

I put in alpha squad.

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Yttriu
Alpha squad? You're not

Alpha squad? You're not supposed to be here! Did someone hack the game? *throws back into the Core*

I put in a large spider.

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Ruckwortz
----

The contents of this box confuse me.

I insert Tim and Eric during their Ooh Mama skit.

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Skyguarder
I open the box and BAM. Some

I open the box and BAM. Some 2 naughty kids. I bring them to the adoption center and someone adopts them.

I insert a birthday cake (Im being nice)

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Iamnoone
I cautiously open the box and

I cautiously open the box and look inside.
YAY!!! CAKE.
Thanks. :)

I wipe my mouth with a napkin and put the dirty napkin in the box.

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Gzilla
I open it.

I open it. WORST.PRESENT.EVER

I put in vanaduke

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Skyguarder
Yay a Vanaduke figure

I open it and find a Vanaduke figure. I'll be keeping that for my collection.

I insert a paper with Gzilla's password to Gzilla's Facebook. There are pictures of Gzilla

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Ruckwortz
----

ಠ_ಠ

I leave well enough alone.

I insert the fountain of youth.

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Skyguarder
KABOOM

I open the box and I touch the fountain of youth. Yay now I can live more and I am more younger.

I insert a can of black paint.

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Grittle
I open it then paint my chair

I open it then paint my chair black

i insert the new Crystal Bomb...and one of my chromosomes i lost because of it

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Gzilla
I open it hey look part of

I open it hey look part of grittle I go clone it and now we have 2 of them!

I put in benightz wallet, cellphone, girlfriend, and his ce.

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Iamnoone
I open the box and find all

I open the box and find all of benightz's stuff inside. I give it all back to him.

I insert a 1st edition of "Lord of the Rinds."

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Skyguarder
+100 karma to Iamnoone

I open the box and scream! 1st edition of "Lord of the Rings". I throw it at my house.

I insert a box in a box in a box in a box in a box... (24 hours later) in a gigantic box.

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Grittle
I lug the box into benights'z

I lug the box into benights'z pool

I insert recipes of how to create Pow

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Ruckwortz
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I open the box and a comic book *POW* hits me in the face.

I accidentally the whole box...

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Skyguarder
KABOOM

I find nothing in the box. Oh well. Guess I'm finishing this game. LOL JK!!!

I insert a picture of Iamnoone wearing girl's clothing

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Yttriu
O_o

I find in the box a picture that is somewhat disturbing. Now I'm going to burn it... And my eyes.

I put in the box a lifetime supply of pudding.

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Iamnoone
Opens the

Opens the box.
"PUDDING!?!
/wonders what to do with it
I know!
/runs to the food fight thread ready to pudding people for the rest of my life xD

I put a beehive full of bees in the box and shake it to make them angry.

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Skyguarder
o_o

Opens the box and WTF! Arghhhhhh bees. It's a good thing I was wearing my safety costume.

I insert a lifetime school supply

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Iamnoone
Opens the box. YAY a lifetime

Opens the box. YAY a lifetime supply of glue sticks and other implements to go with my lifetime supply of pudding. A lifetime supply of pencils to fling the pudding glue or to poke out eyes. A stapler and lifetime supply of staples to use as projectiles. Thank you. I will use it well. xD

/melts the crayons and makes a statue with the colored wax.
Inserts the statue in the box.
/glues the box. Staples the box 500 times. Then completely wraps tape around it.

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Skyguarder
Yay! Thanks for 100 posts

/Opens box
/Finds Statue

Aww ty. :3 It looks so nice, that I threw it away :3.

I insert a lifetime supply of pudding, and Snarby's black licorice + Knight Chocolate.