Give the Surprise Game
I take whatevers in the box and I insert a baby rabid snarbolax. (Not hostile)

I open the box and slash my sword. Whoops, I thought it was the actual Snarby. How sad.
I insert 100 robots

Open the box.Take all the robot
I insert Burning Corruted Dirt
I take your dirt and put it in a jar.
I insert a squirrel

I take him to a mental institution.
I insert a chocolate bar.

I open the box and then eat the chocolate bar.
I insert a Baby Jelly Octopus. It isn't hostile. Please don't kill it. It's a baby. Baby octopus.

...and sell this weird mush of goo to an assassin for 25000cr. The assassin killed it so that I didn't have to.
I insert Nv2 O (laughing gas)

I open the box and close the box.Then i go away.

I opened the box and laugh so hard, I ended up smashing someone with Nv2, then run.
I insert a flower disguised as a puncher.

I open it and get punted
I insert a blast cube

I open the box and spin the cube around. What a nice toy!
I insert a laser

I open the box and find nothing at all. Hmm...I wonder what happened? What's this burnt spot?
(Just so you know, you cannot insert a "laser." You actually shot a laser in and then closed the box.)
I insert a Cautery Sword card.

I open the box then keep the card in a safe place.
I then insert a Mini Gun Puppy (NOT HOSTILE)
Do NOT destroy it.

I open the box and PUPPY!!!
Thanks.
I put him at the end of my drive way like he is a gargoyle.
/wishes I had two.
I insert the keys to the oval office.

I burn the metal in the furnace. Whelp, those were very useless.
I insert some slimes

I open the box and eat the slime.Hummmmmmmmmmm!
I put vomited slime.

I faint
After I wake up I dump my comics about JB getting pwned inside

I open the box and throw it in the garbage. It makes the whole neighborhood smell bad.
I insert a puppet with a gun

I insert a gel core painted to look like a zee core.

I take The core In my collection Box
"What A rare Core I Found!"
I put in Cola And Mentos
I grab the stuff and toss it out.
I insert Isaac.

I trip over the box killing Isaac
I insert my comics inside

I burn the comics with Fireburst Brandish
I insert Jerry the mouse

I feed the mouse to my cat, Tom.
I insert a horrible picture.

I burn it
I insert a counterfeit Sprinkle aura protected by a force field inside with a note that says "insert Skolver set and return box to owner and it will unlock"

I throw away everything because I had no clue on what I was doing.
I insert a locked box.

I open the lockbox and receive a super rare aura
I send a message that says selling WTS flame aura 5kCE (not doin this in SK for real btw)

I burn The messege
I insert TL:SDFGMLNRP"GSD the non existed Thing In real world
I take whatever's in the box and I throw it out the window
I insert hidden blades.

I open the box and find nothing.
I put a cookie in the box.
OUCH!!!
*%&$!!!
/gets my hand cut off
/cookie gets covered in blood

Open the box,AHHH BLOOD WHO MURDER THE COOKIE!!!!
I closed the box
Opens box
Throws in some SAFETY WATER
Closes box

I Cleaned The Box
I insert Smelly Glue

Since I am high, I unplug my computer and dump it in the box.

I take it and steal your account since you forgot to log out
I insert a note that says something random. It regenerates when burned or destroyed or whatevered.

I then attempt to burn it with my Combuster, but suddenly the paper repaired itself. How odd. I then tear the paper. It gets repaired. I then nuke the paper. Not a single burn mark. This is odd. I then eat the paper. Very oddly it was nutritional and tasted like yellow peppers.
I insert my urine from the paper i ate.

Open the box,CLEAN IT UP!
I insert The box with you...

I open the box
/open the box
/Found a person named "You"
I sent him to the hospital because he was flat.
I insert a bunch of books for school :3

open the box,Um.... How to read?
I insert Those book with a gun

I open the box then give the books to charity then tried the gun on Lord-Of-Dragos. It was fun. :3
I insert a Gold Medal.

Open the box.... Wow Gold Medal.I'll keep it in my collection
I insert A Book cleark

I throw it away
I insert a Cautery Sword with UVs (keep or dump)

I open the box
/Cuts the Cautery Sword into pieces with cutter.
I insert the pieces of the Cautery Sword in the box.

I throw that away
I insert my snot in the box

I cleaned The box
Now I put in the messege "Put in something clean Please"

Gahh.I dont Clean the box now
I insert All The junk in my house(Stinky And 4 Kilogram)
I washed it even more and pass it on to the next person