I open the box and get an elephant (meh)
I insert a Fang of Vog (which already has a chance of inflicting fire) and I went to punch and forced him to gimme a 3 variant ticket and rolled it and got another chance of getting fire and a chance of getting curse and a chance of getting shock the end.
I don't mistake it for ice cream and love/care for it for ever and ever until I'm old and stinky and smell like blue cheese.
I put in.... AN ELEPHANT.
Yes, its like the TARDIS- bigger on the inside