Give the Surprise Game

I open the box and get an elephant (meh)
I insert a Fang of Vog (which already has a chance of inflicting fire) and I went to punch and forced him to gimme a 3 variant ticket and rolled it and got another chance of getting fire and a chance of getting curse and a chance of getting shock the end.

I open the box and take the sword. I swing it around before exploding because of the curse.
My part and limbs fall in the box...

I open the box and wtf?!?!?!
I wanted to insert more dangerous weapons but i don't feel like it so i just put in a cup of powdery things

I revive and open the box and eat the powder. I gun powder so I explode. C**p.
A camera s that filmed this fall in the box.

Uhhhh, I take out the camera and film myself doing unspeakable things.
I put in... a...... FUS ROH DAH!

I open the box and think ''WHAT THE **** IS THST ?????''
I put in a patinium coin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yv4BFfWoro
I get rich. I insert a bottle of Jack.

I open da box and get a bottle (huh?)
I insert a bottle of Bob

I find a can of sponge.
I insert a SoL.

I'm Alive!!!!!
I insert a SoD (Spark of Death)

I died! :O
A sword fell out of my hand and into the box.

I take the sword to add to my sword collection
I make the box EXTREMLY BIG, then I make another box the size of atoms and inserted an atom of dirt inside of the atom sized box.

I open the box.
I see a tiny box. I open it and I see a tiny piece of an atom of dirt. Hooray, I can add that to my atom collection!
I insert a new periodic table of all the elements of the planet.
Btw BUMP!

I make a box with a Warmaster rocket hammer inside it absorbing power-making a chaos blast when anyone opens it...

I open box and get SPLODED!?!?!?! WHY!!!!!
I insert a nice plate of chocolate chip cookies, and a glass of chocolate milk. I hope you enjoy!
/e is very nice

Opens the box. gets expired food. :/
Inserts a Portal Gun, closes box.

Opens box, gets a Portal Gun flung into his face at two hundred miles an hour because somebody put portals on the sides of the box.
I insert a First-Aid Kit that I should probably be using on myself.

I open box and apply first aid to Use's face. (I am nice)
I put A box with another box inside of it, and the original box inside the second box... Have fun!
I guess i got the box. I open the box and the other box to open the original box
I put a Internet Troll in the box and gives it to the next person

The open the box and the internet troll necros this thread.
I put a bunch of maggots in the box and hand it to the poster below.

What are you doing here, Stoggam?
I put myself in the box and slide myself to the next poster.

I open it. I place Vanaduke inside the box so we will find out who will win.
I give this box to that guy below nano.

The box blows up next to Nano. Vana and Vana-D fly out of it.
I use a Spark of Life, grab the tokens, and run away.
He'll never know that I placed the Snarbolax inside the box, without a Beast Bell

I open the box, finding that Snarbolax, then I ring MegaBB causing Snarbolax to be stunned forever.
I put myself inside the box and fly the copter to the poster below.

I put a murderous potato in the box. The potato proceeds to kill Matikclocker.
The box magically floats to the next poster.

The box explodes, killing me and the potato. I returned to Mothership and started repairing.
One of my arms before deactivation puts Subatomic Machine Cannon which survived into the box.

Nope, nope, NOPE!
I insert a spark inside the box.

I take the box and put -of Life in the box.
They become a Spark of Life. I take it out and put it in my Arsenal.
I put a proto sword in the box.

and add the attribute +999 Shame and Unheatable making it into an Unheatable Proto Sword of +999 Shame.
I put a prototype of incoming Matikclocker in the box named Clocker-Unstable.

I use the prototype to bump this thread.
I put another box in the box.

IT'S EMPTY! I DEMAND A REFUND!!!!!
I put this in the box.
I find a weird fish lady and make fish fingers out of her
I put in Illuminati

I open the box.
*x-files music*
What if this box isn't really a box? Maybe it's a triangular prism...
Triangular prism...
Triangles!
*stop music*
Wait, nevermind, someone just put Illuminati in the box.
I put in all the completed episodes of Steven Universe in the hopes that the next person will get stuck watching all of them like I did.
Oh god, please help me.
I think I'm addicted.

I open the box.
Uuuuuuuugh, wrong recipient. I'll just pass it to my former friend.
I put in protonium crystals in the box.

I open the box and shoot the crystals. They disappear.
I put in an invisible bomb in the box.
Don't ask me how it's invisible, it just is.
The Bomb explodes before it reaches me :D
I put Toriel and illuminatified Flowey into the box (don't ask how)

I open the box to see Flowey slammed against the wall and Toriel casually stepping out.
Pretty good for a first boss.
I put in a game, a movie script, a cup of water, a basketball, a dog and a present.
I open the box and find a dog? throw that into my dog collection, i open the present and find a peasant
i put the rest and the peasant back into the box and put in.... Roblox.

Also all six of those things immediately exploded in Baycat's face.
THEY'RE ALL BOMBS!!!!
I look at Sans in the box.
I look away for a second.
There is no longer Sans in the box.
I put in not one sandbox game, not two, not even four, but THREE sandbox games: Minecraft, Terraria and Starbound!

...
You robocrafter.
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OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!! Minecraft and Terraria are bleh. But Starbound...YES GIVE IT!!!
sorry
I put Robocraft in the box.

((I would just like the mention that you don't even have Terraria or Starbound.
Also Undertale isn't really an obscure game.))
I craft Robocraft into a robo, I guess.
I put Sonic 06 in the box.

I open the box and look inside.
Then I smash Sonic 06 with a sledgehammer.
I put in a black hole.

I see the black hole.
It converts its tiny size and mass into a ridiculously large amount of energy, disappearing and destroying me, the room the box was in and a sizeable chunk of the Earth.
Not the box though.
I come back to life and put in a paper copy of Wikipedia (15 Sep 2016 edition)
I don't mistake it for ice cream and love/care for it for ever and ever until I'm old and stinky and smell like blue cheese.
I put in.... AN ELEPHANT.
Yes, its like the TARDIS- bigger on the inside