Give the Surprise Game

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Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

I don't mistake it for ice cream and love/care for it for ever and ever until I'm old and stinky and smell like blue cheese.
I put in.... AN ELEPHANT.
Yes, its like the TARDIS- bigger on the inside

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Ding-Dong-Die
I open the box and get an

I open the box and get an elephant (meh)

I insert a Fang of Vog (which already has a chance of inflicting fire) and I went to punch and forced him to gimme a 3 variant ticket and rolled it and got another chance of getting fire and a chance of getting curse and a chance of getting shock the end.

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Popoixd
Im back ! I think...

I open the box and take the sword. I swing it around before exploding because of the curse.
My part and limbs fall in the box...

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Ding-Dong-Die
I open the box and

I open the box and wtf?!?!?!

I wanted to insert more dangerous weapons but i don't feel like it so i just put in a cup of powdery things

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Popoixd
I revive and open the box and

I revive and open the box and eat the powder. I gun powder so I explode. C**p.

A camera s that filmed this fall in the box.

Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

Uhhhh, I take out the camera and film myself doing unspeakable things.
I put in... a...... FUS ROH DAH!

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Popoixd
Heyah !

I open the box and think ''WHAT THE **** IS THST ?????''
I put in a patinium coin.

Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yv4BFfWoro

I get rich. I insert a bottle of Jack.

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Ding-Dong-Die
I open da box and get a

I open da box and get a bottle (huh?)

I insert a bottle of Bob

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Usevnsevnsixfivfor
Unlike Sonic I don't chuckle. I'd rather flex my muscles.

I find a can of sponge.

I insert a SoL.

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Ding-Dong-Die
I'm Alive!!!!! I insert a SoD

I'm Alive!!!!!

I insert a SoD (Spark of Death)

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Fireofearth
I died! :O A sword fell out

I died! :O

A sword fell out of my hand and into the box.

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Identy-Knight
Yay

I take the sword to add to my sword collection

I make the box EXTREMLY BIG, then I make another box the size of atoms and inserted an atom of dirt inside of the atom sized box.

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Skyguarder

I open the box.

I see a tiny box. I open it and I see a tiny piece of an atom of dirt. Hooray, I can add that to my atom collection!

I insert a new periodic table of all the elements of the planet.

Btw BUMP!

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Supersonicm
Shadow..

I make a box with a Warmaster rocket hammer inside it absorbing power-making a chaos blast when anyone opens it...

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Flame-Shinobi
Hmm this thread looks nice...

I open box and get SPLODED!?!?!?! WHY!!!!!

I insert a nice plate of chocolate chip cookies, and a glass of chocolate milk. I hope you enjoy!

/e is very nice

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Egpnd

Opens the box. gets expired food. :/

Inserts a Portal Gun, closes box.

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Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Opens box, gets a Portal Gun flung into his face at two hundred miles an hour because somebody put portals on the sides of the box.

I insert a First-Aid Kit that I should probably be using on myself.

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Flame-Shinobi
Hmm

I open box and apply first aid to Use's face. (I am nice)

I put A box with another box inside of it, and the original box inside the second box... Have fun!

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Skyguarder

Bump.

Blizzardknightt
Well

I guess i got the box. I open the box and the other box to open the original box
I put a Internet Troll in the box and gives it to the next person

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

The open the box and the internet troll necros this thread.

I put a bunch of maggots in the box and hand it to the poster below.

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Falminar
I open the box and find Stoggam.

What are you doing here, Stoggam?

I put myself in the box and slide myself to the next poster.

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Nanonizer
FIERCE AND FIERY BATTLE!

I open it. I place Vanaduke inside the box so we will find out who will win.
I give this box to that guy below nano.

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Falminar
ERROR, you can't give the box to someone inside the box.

The box blows up next to Nano. Vana and Vana-D fly out of it.

I use a Spark of Life, grab the tokens, and run away.

He'll never know that I placed the Snarbolax inside the box, without a Beast Bell

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Matikclocker
Activate Compo: MegaBB!

I open the box, finding that Snarbolax, then I ring MegaBB causing Snarbolax to be stunned forever.
I put myself inside the box and fly the copter to the poster below.

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

I put a murderous potato in the box. The potato proceeds to kill Matikclocker.

The box magically floats to the next poster.

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Matikclocker
Auto-Repair started!

The box explodes, killing me and the potato. I returned to Mothership and started repairing.

One of my arms before deactivation puts Subatomic Machine Cannon which survived into the box.

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Nanonizer
I open the Subatomic Machine Cannon, which fired at me.

Nope, nope, NOPE!

I insert a spark inside the box.

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Falminar

I take the box and put -of Life in the box.

They become a Spark of Life. I take it out and put it in my Arsenal.

I put a proto sword in the box.

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Matikclocker
I open the box

and add the attribute +999 Shame and Unheatable making it into an Unheatable Proto Sword of +999 Shame.

I put a prototype of incoming Matikclocker in the box named Clocker-Unstable.

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

I use the prototype to bump this thread.

I put another box in the box.

Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
I open the box.

IT'S EMPTY! I DEMAND A REFUND!!!!!

I put this in the box.

Baycat
I open it

I find a weird fish lady and make fish fingers out of her
I put in Illuminati

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Flash-Flire
Hi

I open the box.
*x-files music*
What if this box isn't really a box? Maybe it's a triangular prism...
Triangular prism...
Triangles!
*stop music*
Wait, nevermind, someone just put Illuminati in the box.

I put in all the completed episodes of Steven Universe in the hopes that the next person will get stuck watching all of them like I did.
Oh god, please help me.
I think I'm addicted.

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Nanonizer
I open the box. Uuuuuuuugh,

I open the box.
Uuuuuuuugh, wrong recipient. I'll just pass it to my former friend.

I put in protonium crystals in the box.

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Flash-Flire
Ooh, robocraft references!

I open the box and shoot the crystals. They disappear.
I put in an invisible bomb in the box.
Don't ask me how it's invisible, it just is.

Baycat
Nope

The Bomb explodes before it reaches me :D
I put Toriel and illuminatified Flowey into the box (don't ask how)

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Flash-Flire
Dundertale

I open the box to see Flowey slammed against the wall and Toriel casually stepping out.
Pretty good for a first boss.

I put in a game, a movie script, a cup of water, a basketball, a dog and a present.

Baycat
wat

I open the box and find a dog? throw that into my dog collection, i open the present and find a peasant
i put the rest and the peasant back into the box and put in.... Roblox.

Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
Add me on Roblox - Wireman1000

OH MY GOD YOU PLAY ROBLOX!!!

I put in sans.

EDIT: OH MY GOD Ze-Epik HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

Flash-Flire's picture
Flash-Flire
Because I play Undertale.

Also all six of those things immediately exploded in Baycat's face.
THEY'RE ALL BOMBS!!!!

I look at Sans in the box.
I look away for a second.
There is no longer Sans in the box.

I put in not one sandbox game, not two, not even four, but THREE sandbox games: Minecraft, Terraria and Starbound!

Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
@Ze-Epik I want to tell you something...

...
You robocrafter.
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OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!! Minecraft and Terraria are bleh. But Starbound...YES GIVE IT!!!
sorry

I put Robocraft in the box.

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

((I would just like the mention that you don't even have Terraria or Starbound.

Also Undertale isn't really an obscure game.))

I craft Robocraft into a robo, I guess.

I put Sonic 06 in the box.

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Flash-Flire
Uh oh.

I open the box and look inside.
Then I smash Sonic 06 with a sledgehammer.

I put in a black hole.

Flash-Flire's picture
Flash-Flire
Potentially unnecessary bump.

I see the black hole.
It converts its tiny size and mass into a ridiculously large amount of energy, disappearing and destroying me, the room the box was in and a sizeable chunk of the Earth.
Not the box though.

I come back to life and put in a paper copy of Wikipedia (15 Sep 2016 edition)