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Wed, 01/29/2014 - 05:23
#451
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

I don't mistake it for ice cream and love/care for it for ever and ever until I'm old and stinky and smell like blue cheese.
I put in.... AN ELEPHANT.
Yes, its like the TARDIS- bigger on the inside

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 21:57
#452
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Ding-Dong-Die
I open the box and get an

I open the box and get an elephant (meh)

I insert a Fang of Vog (which already has a chance of inflicting fire) and I went to punch and forced him to gimme a 3 variant ticket and rolled it and got another chance of getting fire and a chance of getting curse and a chance of getting shock the end.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 17:49
#453
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Popoixd
Im back ! I think...

I open the box and take the sword. I swing it around before exploding because of the curse.
My part and limbs fall in the box...

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 21:46
#454
Ding-Dong-Die's picture
Ding-Dong-Die
I open the box and

I open the box and wtf?!?!?!

I wanted to insert more dangerous weapons but i don't feel like it so i just put in a cup of powdery things

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 14:18
#455
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
I revive and open the box and

I revive and open the box and eat the powder. I gun powder so I explode. C**p.

A camera s that filmed this fall in the box.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 15:01
#456
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

Uhhhh, I take out the camera and film myself doing unspeakable things.
I put in... a...... FUS ROH DAH!

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 15:09
#457
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd
Heyah !

I open the box and think ''WHAT THE **** IS THST ?????''
I put in a patinium coin.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 15:14
#458
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yv4BFfWoro

I get rich. I insert a bottle of Jack.

Mon, 02/03/2014 - 20:53
#459
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Ding-Dong-Die
I open da box and get a

I open da box and get a bottle (huh?)

I insert a bottle of Bob

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 21:25
#460
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Usevnsevnsixfivfor
Unlike Sonic I don't chuckle. I'd rather flex my muscles.

I find a can of sponge.

I insert a SoL.

Thu, 02/06/2014 - 23:11
#461
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Ding-Dong-Die
I'm Alive!!!!! I insert a SoD

I'm Alive!!!!!

I insert a SoD (Spark of Death)

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 18:21
#462
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Fireofearth
I died! :O A sword fell out

I died! :O

A sword fell out of my hand and into the box.

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 18:16
#463
Identy-Knight's picture
Identy-Knight
Yay

I take the sword to add to my sword collection

I make the box EXTREMLY BIG, then I make another box the size of atoms and inserted an atom of dirt inside of the atom sized box.

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 18:29
#464
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder

I open the box.

I see a tiny box. I open it and I see a tiny piece of an atom of dirt. Hooray, I can add that to my atom collection!

I insert a new periodic table of all the elements of the planet.

Btw BUMP!

Sat, 04/12/2014 - 04:15
#465
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Supersonicm
Shadow..

I make a box with a Warmaster rocket hammer inside it absorbing power-making a chaos blast when anyone opens it...

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 04:39
#466
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Flame-Shinobi
Hmm this thread looks nice...

I open box and get SPLODED!?!?!?! WHY!!!!!

I insert a nice plate of chocolate chip cookies, and a glass of chocolate milk. I hope you enjoy!

/e is very nice

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 05:05
#467
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Egpnd

Opens the box. gets expired food. :/

Inserts a Portal Gun, closes box.

Fri, 04/25/2014 - 19:43
#468
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Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Opens box, gets a Portal Gun flung into his face at two hundred miles an hour because somebody put portals on the sides of the box.

I insert a First-Aid Kit that I should probably be using on myself.

Sun, 04/27/2014 - 15:51
#469
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Flame-Shinobi
Hmm

I open box and apply first aid to Use's face. (I am nice)

I put A box with another box inside of it, and the original box inside the second box... Have fun!

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 13:27
#470
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Skyguarder

Bump.

Wed, 08/13/2014 - 11:48
#471
Blizzardknightt
Well

I guess i got the box. I open the box and the other box to open the original box
I put a Internet Troll in the box and gives it to the next person

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 18:41
#472
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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

The open the box and the internet troll necros this thread.

I put a bunch of maggots in the box and hand it to the poster below.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 19:22
#473
Falminar's picture
Falminar
I open the box and find Stoggam.

What are you doing here, Stoggam?

I put myself in the box and slide myself to the next poster.

Fri, 09/25/2015 - 21:42
#474
Nanonizer's picture
Nanonizer
FIERCE AND FIERY BATTLE!

I open it. I place Vanaduke inside the box so we will find out who will win.
I give this box to that guy below nano.

Sat, 09/26/2015 - 08:39
#475
Falminar's picture
Falminar
ERROR, you can't give the box to someone inside the box.

The box blows up next to Nano. Vana and Vana-D fly out of it.

I use a Spark of Life, grab the tokens, and run away.

He'll never know that I placed the Snarbolax inside the box, without a Beast Bell

Sun, 09/27/2015 - 05:46
#476
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
Activate Compo: MegaBB!

I open the box, finding that Snarbolax, then I ring MegaBB causing Snarbolax to be stunned forever.
I put myself inside the box and fly the copter to the poster below.

Sun, 09/27/2015 - 07:14
#477
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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

I put a murderous potato in the box. The potato proceeds to kill Matikclocker.

The box magically floats to the next poster.

Sun, 09/27/2015 - 08:49
#478
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
Auto-Repair started!

The box explodes, killing me and the potato. I returned to Mothership and started repairing.

One of my arms before deactivation puts Subatomic Machine Cannon which survived into the box.

Mon, 09/28/2015 - 07:45
#479
Nanonizer's picture
Nanonizer
I open the Subatomic Machine Cannon, which fired at me.

Nope, nope, NOPE!

I insert a spark inside the box.

Mon, 09/28/2015 - 15:42
#480
Falminar's picture
Falminar

I take the box and put -of Life in the box.

They become a Spark of Life. I take it out and put it in my Arsenal.

I put a proto sword in the box.

Wed, 09/30/2015 - 11:35
#481
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
I open the box

and add the attribute +999 Shame and Unheatable making it into an Unheatable Proto Sword of +999 Shame.

I put a prototype of incoming Matikclocker in the box named Clocker-Unstable.

Tue, 07/19/2016 - 14:33
#482
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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

I use the prototype to bump this thread.

I put another box in the box.

Fri, 07/29/2016 - 03:05
#483
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
I open the box.

IT'S EMPTY! I DEMAND A REFUND!!!!!

I put this in the box.

Sat, 07/30/2016 - 19:44
#484
Baycat
I open it

I find a weird fish lady and make fish fingers out of her
I put in Illuminati

Sun, 07/31/2016 - 06:35
#485
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Flash-Flire
Hi

I open the box.
*x-files music*
What if this box isn't really a box? Maybe it's a triangular prism...
Triangular prism...
Triangles!
*stop music*
Wait, nevermind, someone just put Illuminati in the box.

I put in all the completed episodes of Steven Universe in the hopes that the next person will get stuck watching all of them like I did.
Oh god, please help me.
I think I'm addicted.

Sun, 07/31/2016 - 06:52
#486
Nanonizer's picture
Nanonizer
I open the box. Uuuuuuuugh,

I open the box.
Uuuuuuuugh, wrong recipient. I'll just pass it to my former friend.

I put in protonium crystals in the box.

Sun, 07/31/2016 - 14:17
#487
Flash-Flire's picture
Flash-Flire
Ooh, robocraft references!

I open the box and shoot the crystals. They disappear.
I put in an invisible bomb in the box.
Don't ask me how it's invisible, it just is.

Sun, 07/31/2016 - 23:13
#488
Baycat
Nope

The Bomb explodes before it reaches me :D
I put Toriel and illuminatified Flowey into the box (don't ask how)

Sun, 07/31/2016 - 23:23
#489
Flash-Flire's picture
Flash-Flire
Dundertale

I open the box to see Flowey slammed against the wall and Toriel casually stepping out.
Pretty good for a first boss.

I put in a game, a movie script, a cup of water, a basketball, a dog and a present.

Mon, 08/01/2016 - 03:57
#490
Baycat
wat

I open the box and find a dog? throw that into my dog collection, i open the present and find a peasant
i put the rest and the peasant back into the box and put in.... Roblox.

Mon, 08/01/2016 - 04:48
#491
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
Add me on Roblox - Wireman1000

OH MY GOD YOU PLAY ROBLOX!!!

I put in sans.

EDIT: OH MY GOD Ze-Epik HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

Mon, 08/01/2016 - 06:09
#492
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Flash-Flire
Because I play Undertale.

Also all six of those things immediately exploded in Baycat's face.
THEY'RE ALL BOMBS!!!!

I look at Sans in the box.
I look away for a second.
There is no longer Sans in the box.

I put in not one sandbox game, not two, not even four, but THREE sandbox games: Minecraft, Terraria and Starbound!

Mon, 08/01/2016 - 07:59
#493
Matikclocker's picture
Matikclocker
@Ze-Epik I want to tell you something...

...
You robocrafter.
-----
OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!! Minecraft and Terraria are bleh. But Starbound...YES GIVE IT!!!
sorry

I put Robocraft in the box.

Mon, 08/01/2016 - 09:08
#494
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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

((I would just like the mention that you don't even have Terraria or Starbound.

Also Undertale isn't really an obscure game.))

I craft Robocraft into a robo, I guess.

I put Sonic 06 in the box.

Mon, 08/01/2016 - 13:09
#495
Flash-Flire's picture
Flash-Flire
Uh oh.

I open the box and look inside.
Then I smash Sonic 06 with a sledgehammer.

I put in a black hole.

Thu, 09/15/2016 - 05:18
#496
Flash-Flire's picture
Flash-Flire
Potentially unnecessary bump.

I see the black hole.
It converts its tiny size and mass into a ridiculously large amount of energy, disappearing and destroying me, the room the box was in and a sizeable chunk of the Earth.
Not the box though.

I come back to life and put in a paper copy of Wikipedia (15 Sep 2016 edition)

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